My Wife's Traditional Performing Arts

There is a refrigerator in the corner of the male soup dressing room. In Japan, many people have the habit of drinking iced milk after taking a bath, so when my wife Natsuno opened the door of the cabinet, she found that there were a large number of bottled milk compactly next to it. .

"Is there no juice or Coke..."

My wife Xia Ye was a little dissatisfied. He bent down and took out two bottles of iced milk from the bottom shelf, shaking them with disgust.

"Sleeping pills don't melt easily in milk, and they don't have the advantages of fruit juice and carbonated drinks. It's normal for freshly squeezed juice to be slightly bitter. It's hard to taste anything in carbonated drinks because of the irritating taste, but milk..."

"Forget it, it's actually okay. 』

The mood soon rose again. My wife Xia Ye hummed a song and unscrewed the cap of one of the bottles. The dull hair on the top of her head also dangled happily. With a loose finger, two small white pills were thrown in with a "plop". .

"It's much easier to taste the bitterness in milk, but Mr. Ji's favorite food is salty pie. As a salty person, you shouldn't pay too much attention to the slightly different taste of milk, right?" 』

"It's a pity that no flavored sugar was found here, otherwise it could cover up the bitterness of the medicine... The conditions are too simple, and it can only be done to this extent at present. 』

"What should I do next?Pretending to slip, splashing water as a prank, or accidentally pulling off Mr. Thorn's towel? 』

"How should I kiss logically?"If you pretend to be surprised, Mr. Thorn's reaction is also not weak. Once you avoid it, you will be more vigilant. Maybe you will use a spell to refuse my approach, so it is still after falling asleep, right? 』

"If I don't notice it, I won't resist, so I can do a lot of things... Hee hee, I'm so happy and looking forward to it! 』

Covering the lid, shaking it well, thinking about the time it would melt, my wife Xia Ye happily closed the door of the dressing room outside the soup pool, and then locked it with a "click".

"This time is based on Mr. Thorn's adaptation and resistance to sleeping pills. One may wake up midway, and two are probably just right—they will close their eyelids very quickly, wondering what happened, and sighing heavily." sleep over? 』

She kept shaking the milk in her hands until she could no longer hear the sound of the pills hitting the glass wall, and after confirming that there was nothing unusual on the outer wall, my wife Natsuno stopped unhurriedly.

"It seems to be fine. 』

The one-size-fits-all slippers were a bit too big. My wife Xia Ye was pulling on the slippers, carrying two bottles of milk, and with an innocent and innocent smile, she slowly pushed open the door of Tangchi.

"Mr Thorn—are you in—"

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When alone, there will always be a lot of inexplicable thoughts stuffed into his mind, and sometimes the thoughts are even nonsensical. Not only ordinary people have this habit, even the spellcaster dog Curlthorn is no exception.

[Secondly, Thorn himself found out, right? 】

The words of the bad teacher kept echoing in the speller's mind.

It is said that he has discovered it himself... Actually, there is nothing wrong with it, but that is just his speculation, and it is a particularly self-centered speculation.

Gou Juanji thought to himself, in fact, even if he had this kind of thought, he felt that he was a little too self-righteous.

Bi, after all, you will never resist your own spells... It's a bit weird when you think about it, right?There's also a subtle, too-exuberant sense of self-awareness...

Goujuanji blinked his clear purple eyes, and slowly spit out another bubble under the water surface.

But how is this possible?Xia Ye would have the fledgling effect because he was the first person he knew in the magic world. This speculation is correct. Xia Ye is usually very clingy (to him), and likes to hold hands and stick to him, but this should be all It can be explained by "weak awareness of safety distance".

And just like the first possibility Mr. Gojo said, Xia Ye consumed too much mana so he couldn't resist his spell, so this possibility is even greater?

As for being in the car before...

"..."

The silver-haired spellcaster's eyes became blank, his purple eyes stared straight at the water, and his thoughts drifted away.

The water in the soup pool was so hot that it made people's ears and faces hot, so the dog Curly Spine stopped burying half of his face under the water surface and spitting bubbles, and slowly moved to the edge of the soup pool, lying on his stomach. On cold tiles.

Goujuanji thought, before coming in, you should look for iced drinks. There are storages near the normal soup ponds. When the soup is hot, it is very suitable for drinking ice-cold drinks in one breath. The cool breath can All the way to the top of the head, it must be very comfortable.

"Dried bonito..."

The dog curly spine sighed, he hadn't thought about it when he came in, and now he was lazily soaking in hot water, and he didn't want to run out to get it anymore.

He was the only one in the soup pools on the left and right, and it was meaningless to soak up the soup by himself, just stay for a while and go out, Gou Juanji thought so.

However, as soon as he settled on this idea, he suddenly heard a long and drawn-out question coming from the half-hidden door. The dog curly spine was slightly stunned, then straightened his back, and moved his gaze to the entrance of Tangchi .

……

The half-hidden door at the entrance of Tangchi was pushed open, and the pink-haired boy who was supposed to be sleeping on the second floor was wearing a bath towel, showing his thin calves, pulling on slippers that were obviously too big, and holding two pairs of slippers in his hands. With a bottle of milk, he walked in almost happily.

"I'm super happy to be in the soup with Mr. Thorn—does Mr. Thorn feel hot? I brought ice milk."

Gou Juanji blinked, took a bottle of iced milk handed over by my wife Xia Ye, then lay down on the edge of the pool, and asked "mustard greens" in a puzzled tone.

"Is Lord Thorn caring about me? I'm very happy."

My wife Xia Ye happily held her flushed face, and replied briskly: "I feel good now, my whole body is full of fighting spirit, and I don't feel any discomfort at all."

Fighting spirit?What fighting spirit?

However, my wife Xia Ye didn't seem to intend to explain the so-called "fighting spirit" at all. He just dived into the water happily, then took a deep breath, and dived directly under the surface of the water.

Wait, why dive?

The next moment, the dog curly spine saw a pink fluffy shadow approaching under the water, and then floated up beside him—my wife Xia Ye directly rubbed against him under the water, then exposed her head, and shook it like a small animal shaking its fur Shake the water from your hair.

Caught off guard, the dog curled up with drops of water all over his face: "..."

It turned out that it was a prank...

He has always been the only one who played pranks on others, but he never thought that one day he would be thrown in the face without any precautions. He froze again.

There is no other reason, it's just that my wife Xia Ye hugged his waist again very skillfully.

Oh, it's just a sticker... But it's a bit wrong to post a sticker at this time, isn't it? !There are only two stickers for bath towels. Isn’t the contact area too large? If this continues, the atmosphere is a little bit wrong!

So the spellcaster immediately blushed at the tips of his ears:

"...Dried bonito!"

Natsuno, let go!

——I don’t want it.

My wife Xia Ye resolutely refused in her heart, and she hugged her even tighter, with her thin arms tightly wrapped around the magician's waist, not going to relax at all.

My wife Xia Ye put her face on it with a happy face and rubbed it, then blinked her pure and innocent pink pupils, tilted her head at the curser who seemed to be taken aback and asked, "What's the matter, Lord Thorn? "

"There's nothing to be ashamed of, Thorn-kun. 』

"It's just a hug...it's not so intimate that it's unacceptable."Because, we will be closer in the future, we want to become a relationship that can kiss and do strange things! 』

My wife Xia Ye raised her head innocently, her eyes slowly moved down from the dripping silver hair on the curser's forehead, and then fell inch by inch, and finally stuck to the snake eye pattern on both sides of the light-colored lips.

"I really want to kiss. 』

The original temperature of the line of sight warmed up again, and even gave people the illusion of "being burned" - by the way, Xia Ye has always been more curious about his curse pattern... Gou Juanji slowly remember.

"I want to see the spell lines, I want to touch Lord Thorn's tongue, I want to trace the dark lines... I want to kiss. 』

So my wife Natsuno hid her purposeful gaze and asked nonchalantly, "Mr. Thorn, do you want iced milk?"

He raised his arm, crossed the shoulder of the spellcaster, picked up the bottle mouth of the glass bottle, then retracted his hand, and put the cold bottle with water mist on the shoulder of the dog curly thorn, refrigerated Give him a shock.

"--kelp?"

"Tanto-kun is hot right now, like a kotatsu in winter—so drink it quickly."

The pink-haired boy blinked and said in an expectant voice:

"Drink the iced milk and you'll be much cooler."

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...something, not quite right.

The dog curled up thinking.

The current atmosphere has become as weird as in the previous compartment. The air density is so high that he can’t breathe. The white mist rising from the hot water has turned the entire space into a furnace. If the temperature is too high, people will sweat. Makes the body want to rehydrate...

So the dog Juanji swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and hesitantly took the bottle of iced milk with water droplets hanging on the wall.

Hmm... he, he was indeed a little thirsty.

Rubbing the cold glass bottle with his fingers, Curly Dog unscrewed the cap of the ice milk, and then seemed to find something, and suddenly paused.

The lid...was opened.

Gou Juanji turned his eyes away from my wife Xia Ye who was obediently shrunk in the water next to him—the pink-haired boy became obedient after a passionate post just now, and he didn't stick to him anymore, but Same as his previous behavior, half of his face was buried under the water surface, "gurgling" and spitting bubbles, only a pair of moist pink pupils stared at him firmly.

——and when he saw the dog curly thorn cast his eyes on him, he also raised a cute and cute smiling face, and didn't ask him to see the spell pattern, and didn't ask him to open his mouth...

Not right.

The dog Juicy, who has always been very experienced in pranks, made a conclusion.

The silver-haired spellcaster narrowed his purple eyes slightly, and looked back and forth between the ice milk and the little pink hair, then brought the mouth of the glass bottle to the tip of his nose, and sniffed it lightly.

...was the smell of milk that hadn't been replaced with laundry detergent or chalk solution or anything like that, a spellcaster who had done such things ruled out an option.

Then another possibility -

The dog curly spine took a step forward, and the water beside him splashed with a "crash", spreading out layers of ripples.

The spell master tilted his head, and then handed the bottled iced milk to my wife Xia Ye who seemed to be stunned for a moment, and ordered in a slightly hoarse and nasal voice:

[Drink down]