Like Love But Not

1 May I have your name?

Luo Yuchen: Luo Yuchen.

Fang writes memory: Fang writes memory.

Luo Yuchen: Wait!Why is it him?What about my Xiao Heng?

Fang Shuyi (contemptuously): Hmph.

Host Orange: Student Luo Yuchen, please read the title.100 questions for spoofing sex, not 100 questions for husband and wife.

Luo Yuchen: Then you won't find me and this fox who can't get along with each other, right?

Fang Shuyi: Can't hit the eight poles?It's strange, I clearly remember that you are my brother-in-law... It turns out that you are not, then I will help Xiao Heng find another one tomorrow.

Luo Yuchen: You...!

Cheng Zi: Oh, the first question is so long, let's quickly move on to the next question...

Luo Yuchen: Shut up!

2 ages?

Luo Yuchen: 28.

Fang wrote: 29.

Luo Yuchen: Really?I always thought you were in your thirties.

Fang Shuyi: ... (You will pay the price for this.)

Orange: Why is the temperature a bit low...

3 gender?

Luo Yuchen and Fang Shuyi snorted in a surprisingly tacit understanding.

4 What do you think your personality looks like?

Fang Shuyi: Kindness and fraternity.

Luo Yuchen (groining): Probably not very good.

Fang Shuyi: So you know...

Luo Yuchen: I'm not as thick-skinned as you!

5 What about the character of the other party?

Luo Yuchen: Gloomy and sinister.

Fang Shuyi: Playful heart, heartless heart, heartless eye.

Chengzi: Both sides are very enthusiastic and neat... Khan...

6 When did the two meet?Where?

Luo Yuchen: When I was 21 years old, I was in a restaurant.

Fang Shuyi: When I was 22 years old, when I was eating French food with my lovely brother, an unexpected guest suddenly appeared to grab a meal.

Luo Yuchen: I was invited by Xiao Heng, okay, and I was obviously the first to arrive!

7 What is your first impression of the other party?

Luo Yuchen: It's Xiao Heng's brother, why doesn't he look very similar to Xiao Heng? If he came from somewhere, he dared to touch Xiao Heng, so he couldn't be a fake.

Fang Shuyi: Why does my younger brother have such a friend? Isn't he just a little better, with a stubborn attitude.

Xiao Heng: Is that so?At that time, the two of you obviously laughed happily and talked harmoniously. I thought...

Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng, when did you come?Why are you sitting next to that perverted host?Come here quickly.

Xiao Heng: I was hired to be the arbitrator of this 100-question question, please continue to answer the questions.

Luo Yuchen (turning his head and whispering): Fox, did you feed Xiao Heng something strange...

8 What do you like about each other?

Luo Yuchen: Ha!

Fang Shuyi: The expression after being abused.

Luo Yuchen: You!

9 What do you hate about the other party?

Luo Yuchen: Come to Xiao Heng whenever you want.

Fang Shuyi: pestering my brother every day.

10 Do you and the other person's personality match?

Luo Yuchen and Fang Shuyi: Of course they don't get along.

11 How do you call each other?

Luo Yuchen: If it doesn't work, it's Mr. Fang, usually Fang Shuyi.If possible, I hope that this name will not appear again in my life.

Fang Shuyi: In front of Xiao Heng, I call him Luo Yuchen, and in front of others I call him Chen Shimei.

Luo Yuchen: ... (calm, cold, calm)

12 What do you want the other party to call you?

Luo Yuchen: If possible, I hope he will never have the chance to call me again.

Fang Shuyi: Hey~ I found out. Although this Luo Yuchen has always had a bad temper, he really knows how to answer questions today when answering questions.Is it the sequelae of too many variety shows?

Xiao Heng: Come on to the next question.

13 If you compare the other party to an animal, what is it?

Luo Yuchen: Is there anything more suitable besides a fox?It is often seen that his tail is accidentally exposed.

Fang Shuyi: Pigs.

Luo Yuchen: ... What?

Fang Shuyi: Don't you eat and sleep every day?

Xiao Heng: Actually... Luo Yuchen has been doing housework recently...

14 If you give the other party a gift, what will you give?

Luo Yuchen: Bombs, grenades, torpedoes?

Fang Shuyi: Xiaobaiju is fine, the means don't have to be drastic, just what you want.Hehehe.

Xiao Heng: You two...

15 So what gift do you hope to get?

Fang Shuyi: Actually, I think he has been coveting my sports car.

Luo Yuchen: Actually, I think he has been coveting my Xiao Heng.

16 Is there any dissatisfaction with the other party?If so, what is it?

Luo Yuchen and Fang Shuyi are gearing up: Finally, this question is here...

Xiao Heng: Moderator, this question will be too long, let's skip it.

Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng, don't protect that fox!

17 What are your weaknesses?

Fang Shuyi: Me?Readers think I'm perfect, and I believe in everyone.

Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng, let's go home.

18 What are the shortcomings of the other party?

Xiao Heng: Moderator, please skip directly.

19 What do you hate each other for?

Luo Yuchen: I hate him coming to my house every day whenever he is free, hate him always pestering Xiao Heng in the company, hate him sowing discord when he has nothing to do, hate him always taking the opportunity to eat my Xiao Heng's tofu, hate him smoking pretend Cool, hate him ordering for Xiao Heng, hate him calling my sister-in-law, hate him pretending to be a fox even though he is...

Chengzi: Oh, the grievances are deep...

Xiao Heng: Host, please don't always set similar questions, making it impossible to guard against.

20 What did you do to make the other party angry?

Fang Shuyi: He gets angry when our family is harmonious.

Luo Yuchen: Your family is harmonious and happy, which means you and Xiao Heng are harmonious and harmonious! ! !

Cheng Zi (quietly): I found out that Luo Yuchen was really obedient when answering questions...

Xiao Heng: It is indeed numbness on talk shows.

21 What is the relationship between the two?

Fang Shuyi: Physical conflict!

Luo Yuchen: Why use such misleading words!It's a fight, a fight!

Xiao Heng: You two fought behind my back?when?

22 Where was the first date between the two?

Luo Yuchen & Fang Shuyi: Didn't I say it before, when we first met, the restaurant.

23 What was the atmosphere like at that time?

Xiao Heng: I clearly remember that the atmosphere was very harmonious.

Luo Yuchen: The outside and the inside are not the same.

Fang wrote: There are waves and undercurrents.

24 Where did it go then?

Luo Yuchen: Shake hands.

Fang Shuyi: Shake hands.Then wash your hands.

Luo Yuchen: ...

Xiao Heng: Luo Yuchen, calm down, calm down.

25 What is your favorite dating spot?

Fang Shuyi: KTV, bars, restaurants, amusement parks, homes, in fact, Xiao Heng is always there.

Xiao Heng: I will deliberately read some city playbooks.

26 How to celebrate the other party's birthday?

Xiao Heng: I carefully plan Luo Yuchen's birthday every year, usually...

Fang Shuyi: Luo Yuchen, how many times have you celebrated Xiao Heng's birthday?

Luo Yuchen: I... don't sow discord again!

27 Who is the confession?

Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng. (smiling)

Fang Shuyi: My unsatisfactory brother's taste in men needs to be improved.

28 How much do you like each other?

Fang Shuyi: I don't like Luo Yuchen very much.

Luo Yuchen: As if I like you!

29 Is it love, then?

The two looked at each other disgustedly.

30 What if the other party says that there is nothing you can do?

Luo Yuchen: "Xiao Heng, go to a meeting with me."I don’t know why there are so many meetings every day!

Fang Shuyi: Xiao Heng, let's go to a meeting after answering the questions~

Xiao Heng: ...

31 Do you suspect that the other party is different and wants to change, and what will you do?

Fang Shuyi: Yes, I often have doubts.Of course, if he is sorry for my brother, I will cook him slowly with a slow fire, let him rot in the pot, and there will be no dregs left... Heh heh heh...

Luo Yuchen: I didn't change my mind!

32 Is it permissible to be different?

Fang Shuyi: Do you want to die once to see...

Cheng Zi: ... (Surprised! President Fang also watches Hell Girl?)

33 What will happen if the other party is an hour late for a date?

Luo Yuchen: Advise Xiao Heng not to wait any longer and come home with me.

Fang Shuyi: Tell Xiao Heng that to be happy in life is to be happy to the fullest, and every inch of time is worth every inch of time, let's get rid of this and find someone younger and more beautiful.

Orange: The latter is more ruthless...

34. Where do you like the other person's body most?

Fang Shuyi: To be honest, I like Luo Yuchen's body.

Luo Yuchen:! !

Fang Shuyi: It is said that Luo Yuchen's body is equal to banknotes, and it is a major source of profit for the company...

Xiao Heng: ...that's true.

Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng, don't get along with him!

35 What is the sexiest appearance of the other party?

Luo Yuchen: Please don't apply the word "sexy" to Fang Fox, I can't accept it.

Fang Shuyi: Every time I see his posturing posters, to be honest, I feel chills...

36 When will the two feel nervous?

Luo Yuchen: ...

Orange: You seem to be hesitant to speak.

Fang Shuyi: Heh, wasn't it when I called him and said "Xiao Heng is staying with me tonight"...

Luo Yuchen: ... (gritting teeth)

37 Have you lied to the other party?Are you good at lying?

Fang Shuyi: Good at it, Huaxin Daluobo is very good at it.

Luo Yuchen: I'm very honest, it's always been you who didn't say a word of truth!

38 When do you feel the happiest?

Luo Yuchen: When I was with Xiao Heng.

Xiao Heng: ... (smiling)

Fang Shuyi: When my brother was not with him.

39 Have you ever quarreled?

Fang Shuyi: I quarreled.

40 What kind of quarrel?

Fang Shuyi: The worst time was when he beat my brother.

Luo Yuchen: ...

Xiao Heng: Fang writes memories...

Fang Shuyi: I'm just answering questions.

Luo Yuchen: Just sow discord, anyway, I will definitely not treat Xiao Heng like that now.

Xiao Heng: Luo Yuchen will no longer quarrel with me over trivial matters.

Luo Yuchen: Speaking of which, the occasional quarrel seems to be because of this fox...

41 How to reconcile?

Luo Yuchen: ...

Xiao Heng: ...

Luo Yuchen: Alright, I am the one who bowed my head now!

Fang Shuyi: Oh, you've learned well...

42 Do you want to be lovers even in the next life?

Fang Shuyi: Don't!

Luo Yuchen: Who wants to be with you!I wish you would stop hindering me and Xiao Heng in the next life, okay?

43 When did you feel "I am loved"?

Fang Shuyi: Xiao Heng rarely calls me "brother".

Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng, don't call him "brother" from now on!

44 When did you feel "Don't you love me..."?

Fang Shuyi: Ah, I never doubt Xiao Heng's feelings for me.

Luo Yuchen: Stop telling stories here and confusing the public!

45 How do you show love?

Luo Yuchen: Cook for Xiao Heng.

Fang Shuyi: I said sister-in-law, the food you cook is definitely a way to show hatred...

Luo Yuchen: I'm still learning!And I've been improving all the time, haven't I, Xiao Heng?

Xiao Heng: ... (looks away)

46 What flowers are suitable for each other?

Fang Shuyi: Little white chrysanthemum... put it in front of the memorial tablet...

Luo Yuchen: You...

47 Is there something to hide between the two?

Fang Shuyi: Do you want me to shake it for Xiao Heng?

Xiao Heng: What is it?

Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng, don't be fooled by him so easily!

48 Do you have any complex?

Luo Yuchen: He loves his brother!

Fang Shuyi: He loves my brother!

Luo Yuchen: Is it wrong for me to love your brother!

49 Is the relationship between the two known to everyone around them or is it a secret?

Luo Yuchen and Fang Shuyi: Very public.

Xiao Heng (sigh): Everyone knows that they are at odds.

50 Do you think the love between the two will last forever?

Fang Shuyi: I will find many high-quality good men to choose for Xiao Heng, and try my best to make Xiao Heng jump out of the fire pit as soon as possible.

Luo Yuchen: Hmph, I will never let you live to see that day!

51 Are you attacking or receiving?

Fang Shuyi: ... (laughing conceitedly)

Luo Yuchen: Really?I always thought you were a queen, isn't it typical for you to be smart and black-bellied?

Chengzi: As a mother, let me tell you very impartially, Luo Yuchen, you are at best an ordinary attack, and Fang Shuyi is at the general attack level.That is to say, there is more than 35% chance of Qiang Shou wanting to counterattack you, and 0% chance of counterattacking Shuimi.

Luo Yuchen: ... (it doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense)

52 How did you decide?

Fang Shuyi: Of course it is determined by IQ.

Orange: My son is smart...

Luo Yuchen: How dare you say that you are not partial!

53 Are you satisfied with the situation?

Luo Yuchen: Regardless of the fox, anyway, I am here to suppress Xiao Heng, satisfied.

Fang Shuyi: (with a charming smile) Write counterattack.

Orange: OK...

Luo Yuchen: How can you have no position as an author!

54 Where was the first time?

Fang Shuyi: One night after moving into the new home for a week.

Luo Yuchen: You, you, how do you know...

55 What was your impression at that time...?

Fang Shuyi: I don't want to say it, for fear of hurting someone's self-esteem.

Luo Yuchen: You...you...

56 At that time, what did the other party look like?

Fang Shuyi: It should be the same as in those posters with less clothes.

Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng, stop answering, let's go home.

57 What is the first sentence you say in the morning after the first night?

Fang Shuyi: Someone asked viciously, "Are you satisfied?"

Xiao Heng: ...

Luo Yuchen: Stop digging up old accounts!

58 How many times a week?

Fang Shuyi: More than once a day.

Luo Yuchen: Why do you even know this.

Fang Shuyi: Your kind of animal that only thinks with its lower body is easy to guess.

Xiao Heng: Luo Yuchen, let's go back.

59 Ideally, how many times a week?

Luo Yuchen: The more the better.

Fang wrote: Less is better.

60 What does the ideal H look like?

Luo Yuchen: Every day is ideal.

Fang Shuyi: He can take care of my younger brother when he is having a good time.

Luo Yuchen: I'll take care of Xiao Heng first every day, okay?

61 Where do you feel the most?

Luo Yuchen: I don't really want to say in front of this fox...

Fang Shuyi: I don't want to know at all.

62 What is the place where the other party feels the most?

The two looked at Xiao Heng together.

Xiao Heng: Look what I do!

63 Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Luo Yuchen: Don't make me think of such disgusting things.

Fang Shuyi (on the phone): Hey, please contact the director for me, can you relax a little more when watching the big H-movie starring Luo Yuchen next time... Well, no scale is fine...

64 Frankly speaking, do you like H?Still hate?

Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng and I love each other very much.

Xiao Heng: ... (blush)

65 Where is H in general?

Fang Shuyi: At home, there are corners in public places.

Xiao Heng: Don't talk nonsense, there has never been a public place!

Luo Yuchen: I said Xiao Heng, since this is the case, do you want to try it in the future?

66 What is the status of H that you want to try? (time, place, clothing...)

Luo Yuchen: After we go back, we will study slowly?

Xiao Heng: ...

67 Is the shower before or after H?

Luo Yuchen: Before.

Fang Shuyi: Hmph.

Did the two have any agreement at 68H?

Luo Yuchen: What is the definition of "promise"?

69 Have you ever had sex with anyone other than your partner?

Luo Yuchen: ...

Fang wrote: Cut.

70 Do you agree or disagree with the sentence "If you can't get your heart, even your body is fine"?

Fang Shuyi: My brother should have been in favor of it.

Xiao Heng: I am now against it, strongly against it.

Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng...do you regret those ten years...

Xiao Heng: ...

Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng...

Xiao Heng: All right, all right, I'm joking with you.

71 What if the other party is raped by the mob?

Fang Shuyi: All right, it deserves it.

Luo Yuchen: Fang, writing, recalling...

72 Do you feel shy before H or after?

Luo Yuchen: Always shy.

Fang Shuyi: And you are always shameless.

73 "Only tonight, because it's too lonely...".What should I do if my friend asks for H after saying that?

Fang Shuyi: I think it would be difficult for Luo Yuchen to stand firm if "someone" said that...

Luo Yuchen: I won't!

74 Do you think your H skills are good?

Fang Shuyi: He is very bad, always hurting Xiao Heng.

Luo Yuchen: Huh? (Pull Xiao Heng up and down to check it)

Xiao Heng: That was in the past.

75 Is the opponent H's technique good?

Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng is awesome.

Fang Shuyi: Hmph, it's a waste of money for you.

What do you want the other party to say at 76 hours?

Luo Yuchen: I like him calling me by my name.

Fang wrote: Luo Yuchen, Luo Yuchen, Luo Yuchen, Luo Yuchen, Luo Yuchen...

Luo Yuchen: I don't like to hear you yelling, so don't spoil the atmosphere here!

What is the appearance of the other party that you like to see at 77H?

Luo Yuchen: When Xiao Heng feels happy, he will secretly smile sideways. When I see it, I am also very happy.

Fang Shuyi: Xiao Heng's expression is not limited to the bed.

Luo Yuchen: I am answering the question seriously!

78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?

Luo Yuchen: No.

Fang Shuyi: Why can't you, it's not like you haven't done it before.

Luo Yuchen: From now on, it will be impossible to get rid of Xiao Heng.

Fang Shuyi: Hmph, we will wait and see.

79 Are you interested in SM?

Luo Yuchen: No.

Fang Shuyi: Oh?you have not?Well, now there are a few old accounts to settle.

Luo Yuchen: ...

Xiao Heng: Fang Shuyi, it's over, don't bully him.

80 What if the other party suddenly stops asking for your body?

Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng's love for me has nothing to do with my body.

Fang Shuyi: So you can continue to eat and sleep, eat and sleep, and get fat and out of shape quickly, let's see if Xiao Heng dumps you.

81 What do you think about rape?

Luo Yuchen: It's not worth the ten-year sentence.

Fang Shuyi: Talking to a man does not constitute a crime of rape.

Luo Yuchen: Really?

Fang Shuyi: Poor people who don't know the law...

What was the most painful thing at 82H?

Luo Yuchen: Not enough time.

Fang Shuyi: Oh hehe, so you...

Luo Yuchen: That's not what I mean, I mean it will be dawn soon!

Fang Shuyi: Oh?I trust my guess more.

Luo Yuchen: You!

Where is the most exciting H so far in 83?

Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng, see for yourself if we have a valid answer to this question?Try it on the balcony next time.

Xiao Heng: ...

84 Has the receiving party voluntarily asked for H?

Luo Yuchen (satisfied): Yes.

Xiao Heng: Don't touch me for a week.

Luo Yuchen: Hey, why are you suddenly angry?

Fang Shuyi: Humph.

85 What was the offense's reaction then?

Xiao Heng: Skip this question.

Luo Yuchen: I'm sorry before, Xiao Heng...

86 Has the attacker ever raped?

Luo Yuchen: No.

87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

Fang wrote: Forced to submit.

Luo Yuchen: It never happened!

88 What is the ideal "object of H"?

Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng is ideal!

Fang Shuyi: There are so many handsome guys under our banner, Xiao Heng should have a better choice.

89 Does the other party meet the ideal?

Fang Shuyi: Luo Yuchen is still far from my standard.

Luo Yuchen: Who cares about your standards!

Do you use small props at 90H?

Fang Shuyi: Oh, I gave them a box last time on Qixi Festival.

Luo Yuchen: It was only at that time that I felt that Fang Shuyi was not bad for the first time.

91 How old was your first time?

Luo Yuchen: 21 years old.

Xiao Heng: Shocked!Your first time with me?

Luo Yuchen: Yes!You just know now?

Xiao Heng: I thought...

Fang Shuyi: For the first time, poor technology can be forgiven.

Luo Yuchen: You!

92 Is the other party this one now?

Xiao Heng was very happy because of the last question, and his smile was bright.

Luo Yuchen: ... (Frustrated for no reason, frustrated)

93 Where is your favorite place to be KISS?

Luo Yuchen: Let's talk about the lips, it feels quite different.

Fang Shuyi: False prudence.

94 Where is your favorite KISS?

Luo Yuchen: The most normal KISS is fine.

Fang Shuyi: Don't laugh so silly, she's my sister-in-law anyway, pay attention to her image.

What did the other party happiest at 95 hours?

Luo Yuchen: Tell him I love him.

Fang Shuyi: My brother gets dizzy so easily.

At 96H, what were you thinking about?

Luo Yuchen: Xiao Heng is the best.

Fang Shuyi: I finally have a spirit of gratitude.

97 how many times a night?

Luo Yuchen: I am still more worried about Xiao Heng's body now, but it will increase in the future.

Fang wrote: Beware of kidney deficiency.

At 98 hours, do you undress yourself?Or was it taken off?

Luo Yuchen: I'll help Xiao Heng get off.

Fang Shuyi: My brother was taken off, alas...

99 is H to you...?

Luo Yuchen: It's love.

Fang Shuyi: It's all because of your lust

100 Finally, say something to the other party~

Fang Shuyi: You treat my brother well.

Luo Yuchen: Don't worry, then, don't come to my house if you have nothing to do in the future. (Putting Xiao Heng away quickly)

Xiaolu and Fangfang are so difficult to match...the match is strong and beautiful...Cheng Zi follows the beautiful and strong route...~~~~(>_