Spirit Hotel

The two faces, one big and one small, looked at each other for a long time.

Shi Feixia shrugged indifferently, "You can definitely suspect that I secretly went up to set off firecrackers by using the clone technique."

Porgy cast a cold eye, and rushed upstairs dragging his crackling slippers.

Shi Feixia hurriedly followed behind.How could such a spectacle be missed?Especially when he single-handedly directed, wrote and starred in a good show.The only pity is that I didn't have time to prepare popcorn.

The door of Layton's room was wide open, as if welcome to watch and admission was free.

Porgy nearly bumps into a firecracker sweeping out of it as he rushes past.

Immediately afterwards, Layton's voice, duller than the back of an axe, slapped heavily on the structure of the entire building.

"Damn damn damn damn damn damn..."

Shi Feixia was still counting at the beginning, but he got confused after counting, he only estimated that he said about thirty or forty in one breath.This shows that the IQ of dwarves is directly proportional to their height, and their lung capacity is inversely proportional to their height.

"Jin! You bloody killer, if you do this kind of thing again next time, I promise, I will smash the ax into pieces and stuff it into your asshole!"

……

Shi Feixia immediately corrected his opinion.The good show is always behind.

"Jin! You deserve to be hacked into pieces. You actually blow up my most beloved quilt like this. I swear, even if I chase you to the ends of the earth, I will pour scalding hot water into your mouth... ...stuff you into a big kettle!"

……

Shi Feixia began to suspect that there was really a feud between Layton and Jin.

After listening for a while, Poggy finally couldn't help but interrupted: "You said, the person who set off the firecrackers is Jin?"

Layton seemed to realize that there was a difficult guest coming at the door, so he immediately stopped talking.

Porgy said, "Why do you suspect that Jin did it?"

Layton muttered: "He just bought three big strings of firecrackers from me with thirty gold coins this afternoon, who else is it? Could it be me?"

Porgy squeezed his chin and said, "That's true."

Shi Feixia protested dissatisfied: "Why don't you suspect that he did it himself this time?"

Porgy gave him a squinting look, "Because self-torture is the patent of human beings."

……

Shi Feixia gritted his teeth and said, "You are welcome to infringe anytime!"

Porgy, apparently preoccupied with the fact that it was Kim who set off the firecrackers, slapped his slippers on the floor thoughtfully and walked away.

As soon as his figure disappeared, Layton immediately slid on the ground and let out a long breath.

Shi Feixia stretched out his thumb to him, "Good job!"

Layton patted his chest and said, "I was scared to death."

Shi Feixia smiled and said, "Why are you nervous, your performance just now is comparable to an Oscar winner."

Layton said: "My tongue has been tied just now."

"...You can't despise the Oscar winner like this."

Layton was speechless.

"Knot? Hehe, I thought you were very smooth when you spoke just now." Jin walked over in a black cloak.

Shi Feixia hurriedly looked around, "Where's Hughes?"

"I'm here." Hughes' voice sounded in the air.

Jin immediately blocked left and right, "There is no barrier here, so don't show up."

"You didn't let me get dressed and go out."

Jin shook hands violently at Feixia Shi and Layton, "Don't think about it."

Shi Feixia said embarrassingly, "I was thinking quite normally."

Jin lifted his collar and roared angrily, "If you think about it normally, it's even more forbidden."

……

"I was just wondering if you, Hughes, told you about our plan."

Jin let go, smiled and said, "Based on my relationship with Hughes, what do you think?"

Layton said, "Have you reconciled with Hughes?"

Jin Lang laughed loudly and said, "When will we... oh!"

Hughes' transparent feet and Feixia's shoes stepped on his two feet at the same time.

Although Layton has a small hand, he has a big mouth. If he tells the truth that Hughes and Jin are just having a fake quarrel, then the Crazy Association will have two more members.

……

Layton looked at him curiously.

Jin swallowed slowly, "We reconciled just now. Don't talk about this, I really want to ask, what do you mean by crushing the ax and stuffing it into my asshole?" He laughed weird.

Layton asked, "Do you think I can crush an axe?"

Jin subconsciously replied: "No."

Layton said: "So what I just said is nonsense."

……

Jin said again: "Then after chasing to the ends of the earth, I have to pour scalding hot water into my mouth and stuff it into a big kettle?"

Layton said: "You are in Noah's Ark but not in the ends of the earth."

Jin said: "So?"

Layton said, "That's still nonsense."

……

Shi Feixia had to reconsider the dwarf's IQ.Maybe one day in the Nine Realms War, the greatest enemy of human beings in terms of IQ is the dwarves.

Jin Dao: "Even if you get away with it, don't you feel guilty for framing me like this?"

Layton pointed at Feixia Shi and said, "This is his idea."

Jin's threatening gaze immediately followed.

Shi Feixia coughed dryly, "Actually, the thing is like this."

Jin raised his eyebrows, "I'm listening."

Shi Feixia said seriously: "Can you make firecrackers?"

Jin said: "No, so what?"

"Then can you think of some way to get Porgy to check out?"

Jin said: "Is it fine to throw him out by the collar?"

Shi Feixia said expressionlessly: "Can you make sure that he is willing when he is thrown away?"

gold:"……"

Shi Feixia said: "Can you become invisible?"

Jin said angrily, "You might as well say that I am useless."

Shi Feixia shook his finger and said, "You are not useless."

Kim squinted.

"At least you can be a shield." Shi Feixia analyzed, "I think Poggy is still afraid of you."

Jin coldly snorted, "Thank you so much for discovering my value."

Hughes said: "In any case, it's always a good ending."

Shi Feixia laughed and said: "It's not the end, from now on, it's just the beginning."

Layton rubbed his palms, "Then what should we do next?" He was afraid, but in the whole operation, he was the member with the highest degree of support and cooperation.

Although Jin had disdain on his face, his ears could not help leaning over.

Shi Feixia clenched his fists and said, "Let us... go back to the room and sleep first."

Kim, Hughes, Layton: "..."

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Going out early in the morning, Shi Feixia heard Boji's roar resounding through the corridor.

This is Kim's idea to prove that in addition to being able to block bullets, there is also the effect of a brain - to make a drink for Porgy that combines the flavors of coptis and wasabi.

Judging by Porgy's volume, he should have succeeded.

But what to do next?

Shi Feixia was thinking while walking.

Around the bend, Porgy's eyes burned with rage, staring at him for a moment.

Out of human sensitivity, he subconsciously ran away.

Bang, bang!

He heard something hit the back of his head and hit the ground again.

The neck is cool and sticky.

He stretched out his hand and touched it back, and it was bloody red.

Shi Feixia fell to the ground in great sorrow.

Has it been discovered?

He lay on the ground, feeling the hot pain from the back of his head, and thought blankly: Who is the traitor?

Porgy walked past him leisurely, "Hmph, I'm just staying here to see who is so lucky as to let me vent my anger."

……

Shi Feixia swears that he will definitely go to Layton soon and ask him if he has the almanac and amulet.

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The time waiting for rescue is always like days and years.

After about 'a few years', footsteps were finally heard.

Jin's laughing voice came from far away, "Oh my God! Who is jealous of human wisdom?"

Hughes said, "I haven't asked Di Ya to help me yet."

"Me? Oh..." Jin reluctantly went.

Hughes squatted beside him, his voice was as soft as a breeze, "It's okay, Dia will be here soon."

Shi Feixia was in tears.

The breeze is a breeze, but it will be fine if it doesn't blow on his wound.

Although Jin Tuo procrastinated for a while, Di Ya still came over, chanted a few spells, and solved it with three times, five divisions and two divisions.

Shi Feixia got up slowly, touched the back of his head, the wound was gone, "But why do I still feel dizzy and feel like vomiting?"

Jin looked at the blood flowing on the ground, his eyes became hot, "Because you wasted a lot of blood."

……

Shi Feixia stammered: "I think my understanding of waste is a bit different from your understanding of waste."

Hughes tugged at Jin's sleeve and said, "You promised me that you would never suck blood again."

Jin reluctantly moved his eyes away from the red pool on the ground, "Don't worry, I only drink drinks now. Drinks that smell like blood." But no matter how realistic the taste is, it can't deceive his nose and stomach.

Shi Feixia finally understood how Jin's eccentricity of liking to use various things to replace a certain taste came from.

Hughes was concerned: "How did you get hurt?"

A cold light flashed in Shi Feixia's eyes.

Jin shrugged and said: "Here, anyone with low taste will attack his head, no one else but Porgy. But he is lucky, only bleeding, no brains, or maybe Porgy will really put them in Go back as a collection."

……

The others felt a little sick when they saw the pool of blood on the ground.

Hughes said: "I will clean it up in a while." Because he is the room manager, in addition to the room, he is also responsible for the cleaning of the public areas.

Jin immediately became dissatisfied with Feixia Shi, "Even if you get hurt next time, don't dirty the floor."

……

Did he think he was glad his blood sprayed out like a shower?

Shi Feixia gritted his teeth and said, "Don't worry, this is the last time."

However, there are many things in this world that cannot be decided unilaterally.

Shi Feixia came to the door of Boji's room, and after hearing him say "come in", he pushed open the door——

A slipper met him head-on and hit him firmly in the face.

Two tubes of nosebleeds flowed down.