Spirit Hotel

Shi Feixia looked at the hidden organs exposed in the air, then at Layton's flushed face, and said slowly: "It's actually quite majestic." Of course, this is entirely based on the standard of a dwarf.

……

Layton jumped up suddenly, hurriedly wrapped himself tightly, looked at him angrily, pointed at the door and said, "Get out!"

Shi Feixia salivated and said with a smile: "A friend, why bother to see each other like this? Isn't it just naked? Anyway, in the public bathroom, it seems that there are a lot of people looking around."

Layton asked angrily, "Is my room a public bathroom?"

Shi Feixia sighed: "Anyway, you've seen it all, so don't worry about it. And I don't want to do anything to you?"

Layton's anger was slammed by the firewood he added, "What else do you want to do to me?!"

……

Shi Feixia kicked the door closed, turned around and walked in, and saw Layton digging out things seriously in the box.

"What are you looking for?" Do dwarves like to put tea in boxes? "I'll just drink a Coke."

Layton straightened up suddenly, with a ferocious grin on his face.

Shi Feixia's eyes moved to the rusty ax in his hand, his face turned pale, "Uh, if it's inconvenient to light a fire, I won't drink tea... Things like cutting down trees can be avoided if possible."

Layton paused word by word: "Get lost."

Shi Feixia backed away slowly, opened the door with his backhand, and when his heel had already stepped out of the door, he said with a final blow: "Don't you want to let Poggy leave here?"

……

Layton's eyes fluttered.

Shi Feixia raised his heart slightly.

"Come in." Layton threw the ax back into the box.

Shi Feixia immediately rushed in and closed the door.

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Layton went back to the bathroom to get dressed, and then came out solemnly, "Tell me about your plan."

……

After half a minute.

Layton stared at him, "You don't have a plan, you only have goals?"

Shi Feixia laughed and said, "My plan comes entirely from your tools."

Layton thought for a while and said, "What do you want?"

"Are there atomic bombs, nuclear weapons, etc.?"

Layton continued to stare at him wordlessly.

Shi Feixia laughed dryly in disappointment: "It doesn't matter, human beings don't have many of these things. Uh, then there should be rocket launchers, machine guns and the like?"

Layton shook his head expressionlessly.

……

In fantasy novels, it is clearly stated that dwarves are masters in making weapons. Could it be that Layton was sent to Noah's Ark because he was extremely stupid?

Immediately, a picture of a group of scientific dwarves in white robes struggling to survive in constant explosions appeared in his mind, and the culprit had the same face as Layton.

In view of this, Shi Feixia immediately lowered the difficulty, "Then is there any AK47?"

"..."

Shi Feixia wiped his face, "Apart from the axe, do you have any lethal weapons?"

Layton rummaged through the box and finally found something.

Shi Feixia looked familiar, "I seem to have seen this somewhere before."

"The kitchen has one of the same style."

Shi Feixia finally remembered.Isn't this the guy that Antonio often uses to chop vegetables?

Layton looked at his colorful face, and finally explained: "I am a scientist who explores the practical functions of life, and I am not very familiar with weapons."

Shi Feixia expressed his understanding, "I understand. The law is also divided into criminal law and civil law." But now he urgently needs criminal law. What's the use of civil law?Is it noisy?

……

Noisy?

The light bulb hidden in Shi Feixia's head suddenly lit up.

Seeing the sinister smile on his face, Layton couldn't help running back to the bathroom to wrap himself up again.

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0:00:00.

Shi Feixia tried his best to turn the domino receiver.

Layton asked nervously beside him, "Did you hear that?"

Shi Feixia said something to him, mouthed to shut up, then nodded sharply, "He's snoring."

Layton was surprised: "I didn't expect the fallen angels to snore."

Shi Feixia said: "Now is not the time to pursue patent rights, Hughes, it's up to you."

Hughes hesitated and said, "He's a child after all, isn't that good?"

Shi Feixia pointed to his nose and said, "But I'm not even 30 years old."

……

Hughes sighed, and took a bunch of red firecrackers from Layton's hands, "I just need to put them in his room, right?"

Shi Feixia said: "It's best to tuck it into the bed."

Hughes disapproved all over his face.

Shi Feixia compromised: "Okay, then put it on the quilt."

Hughes was still looking at him.

Shi Feixia muttered dissatisfied: "There is no shocking effect in other places."

Hughes said, "It's the same by the bedside."

"It must be at the head of the bed."

Hughes turned around silently, apparently acquiescing.

Shi Feixia and Layton watched excitedly as he slowly became transparent, and his clothes slipped to the ground one by one, only a lot of firecrackers were getting farther and farther away.

Layton stared closely at the opposite door, and waited for it to open quietly before saying, "He won't be found?"

Shi Feixia was surprised: "You have known him for a long time, right?"

"But he's never done anything like this before."

Shi Feixia shook his head and sighed, "This is a waste of resources."

After a while, the door was closed, and after another meeting, the clothes were put on again one by one.

Layton took out the lighter from his pocket, and Shi Feixia snatched it, "Hey, how can you not let me do such a fun thing?"

Layton said in displeasure, "Why did you do it and not me?"

Shi Feixia took it for granted: "Because I am the chief planner and chief conductor. Oh, don't quarrel, wait for some quarrels."

He tiptoed to the long fuse that was dragging on the ground, squatted down, and lit it.

Fortunately, the outside of this floor is paved with marble floors. If it is a street stall, it must be used together.

Feixia Shi, Layton and Hughes all looked nervously at the fuse that was getting shorter and shorter until they reached the door.

Feixia Shi and Layton yelled "Oops" at the same time.

Although the fuse passed under the door, I don't know if the fire can pass through.

Just thinking about it, I only heard a burst of crackling firecrackers exploding like thunder, and there seemed to be a faint scream mixed in it.

Feixia Shi and Layton immediately cheered together.

At this time, only Hughes was calm, and said decisively: "Let's go."

Only after the word 'go' came out, the opposite door swung open like a gust of wind, and Porgy rushed out angrily.

Feixia Shi and Layton squatted down in fright.

Hughes' clothes slid off and became transparent again.

Feixia Shi and Layton shook hands like comrades-in-arms.

The sound of Porgy's slippers slapping the floor was like a gong and drum urging them to death, making their hearts overwhelmed.

Tudi——

Isfiel's voice descended from the sky, "What are you doing in the room?"

The sound of slippers stopped, and was replaced by Poggy's voice, "Uncle Isfiel?" He paused, then suddenly shouted, "...I should be asking what you guys did in my room?"

Isfiel said indifferently: "Could it be so easy to invade the room of the son of the devil king of hell?"

Porgy didn't answer, only the sound of heavy breathing, obviously the lingering anger was still there.

Isfiel said: "Of course, if necessary, I will investigate this matter."

Porgy snorted coldly: "No need! As the future devil king, I will check it out myself."

The clattering of slippers faded away, and the door slammed loudly.

Feixia Shi and Layton waited for a while before poking their heads out.

The surroundings regained silence.

Isfiel apparently left too.

Shi Feixia punched his fist and said, "I have another idea."

Although he had just experienced a thrilling accident, Layton was still quite supportive of his whimsical ideas, "How are we going to prepare this time?"

Shi Feixia smiled and said, "This time we're going to wipe our butts."

Layton immediately put his hand in front of his crotch.

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Crackling crackling crackling.

Not long after Porgy's room was quiet, another burst of firecrackers sounded.

What a perfect celebration.

Shi Feixia crossed his legs and admired the firecrackers tumbling on the ground, while listening to the movement outside with a domino receiver.

After about half a minute, he suddenly jumped up and yelled, "Who? Who! Who did this damned prank!"

The door snapped open.

Porgy rushed in, eyes met.

Shi Feixia pointed at him angrily, "Did you set off firecrackers in my room?"

Porgy raised his chin arrogantly, "If you point at me again, I'll break your finger off!"

Shi Feixia withdrew his hands, and said pitifully: "Don't bully me anymore. Do you know how much pain I felt after my nose was broken by you today. I finally stayed up at night, thinking that I could have a good sleep, but I didn't expect to be hurt again." This kind of shock... just let me go. I am a human being, I am only in my twenties today, and my life is limited..."

"Shut up." Porgy couldn't bear it anymore, "I didn't set off the firecrackers."

Shi Feixia said: "But I lived here for almost a month, and it was quiet before you came, not to mention setting off firecrackers, even the sound of farting in the middle of the night has never been heard."

Porgy glared at him viciously. "You mean I'm lying?"

Shi Feixia shrank his head and said in a low voice, "No, I just asked a question."

Poggy said: "Hmph. I've seen a lot of thieves yelling, "Catch the thief. Don't think you can fool me like this."

Shi Feixia said: "...You mean that I set off the firecrackers?"

Porgy looks like I mean it.

Shi Feixia said: "Okay. Even if I let it go, why would I set off firecrackers in my own room? Even if I did, why would I not admit it? It doesn't make sense at all." Lai, I Lai Lai Lai.

"Because..." Poggy was about to say, but suddenly his face froze.

Shi Feixia raised his head.

The sound of firecrackers upstairs also started... It was really a turbulent night.