Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

[Ask if you don’t understand? Who is Li Qiao? Has he been on the hot search recently? It’s so annoying to see it all day [question]]

??[That’s right,? It’s the number one in the hot search every day. I wasn’t interested in it and I clicked on it to scold a few words! 】

??【Some people are naturally malicious and really speechless. The video with tens of millions of views is displayed on the top. If you look at it and ask again, it will tire you to death? 】

??【Click on the video to see the end, and you can still scold him, I admire you. 】

??【? ? ?I rub,? Shouldn't this award a medal for bravery? ! 】

??…

??At the very beginning, the program group was in turmoil, and there was no time to buy hot searches. The entry was searched spontaneously by the people who ate the melons, which was simply the word "Li Qiao".

??This caused a lot of passers-by who were dissatisfied with the recent trending searches to enter by mistake. If they didn’t know it, they would spray it first and then talk about it. Until the program team finally freed up their hands, they changed the tag of "Li Qiao rescued his teammate when the bungee rope broke" ,?Putting the live recording screen to the top,?As the number of video broadcasts soared at night,? Passers-by were stunned after watching it:

??【Is this really not a movie? ? 】

??【Damn it's thrilling and scary,? Are you sure it's not a prank? 】

?? [I was doing the post-production. I downloaded the video and watched it frame by frame. It was a live recording without any special effects. This is definitely what happened in the real world. 】

??【Shock my whole family, what show is this???Is it the kind that doesn't care about the artist's body for the effect of the show, and doesn't take human life at heart? ! 】

??【Really not, I want to say that this is a derivative game show of singing and dancing idol talent show, do you believe it? 】

??【In fact, the program team is very careful about safety. The venue is an indoor playground. The height of the disco is only ten meters, and there is a pool below... The venue should be held accountable. 】

??【Pay attention to the fact that the safety rope can still be broken???No, no, I'm in a cold sweat when I see this, the sense of substitution is too strong! 】

??【Is that little brother still alive?Falling from such a high place, reaching out in the air to save his teammates, falling into the water on his back, and taking most of the injuries for him, this must be broken all over the body, right? ! 】

??[To be alive is to be alive, otherwise the hot search will be #小少生直播救人后救救实办狗签#, but it’s hard to say how many injuries he suffered...]

??【The little brother obviously didn't have to suffer such a serious injury, and he could still make this choice at the moment of life and death. Weeping, I have a little more trust in human nature today! 】

??【Is this the idol draft? ?The little brother is injured, can he still compete, will he retire? 】

??【No, we refuse!My little brother can't be kind enough to save people!And in such a short video, it can be seen that he has a particularly good figure, and his appearance should not be bad. Isn't the popularity of the 101 draft pick the king?We are willing to vote for him every day, even if he only has one name listed there, the program team is not allowed to withdraw him from the competition! ! 】

??…

??The deeply moved crowd was filled with righteous indignation, clamoring not to allow Li Qiao to withdraw from the competition, and they also found ways to vote. Not long after, "How to vote for the programs that Li Qiao participated in" and "draft voting channels" followed. hot search.

??The program group saw the unprecedented popularity, and wanted to add firewood, and bought a trending search of "#李乔已经向舞选择打动打跳集团广告打打打权". Unexpectedly, as soon as the official blog was posted, it was quickly occupied by organized fans A hot review:

??【Still buying trending searches? !Don't you want to see how your players are doing? ? 】

??【With this traffic, you will die, right?Li Qiao is still lying in the hospital and his life is uncertain. Can you please take care of him! 】

??【How is Li Qiao Jianzai? Can you give me some advice!??I really want to cry...]

??Compared to the passers-by who were mainly amazed and moved, the live viewers who witnessed the whole process were really tortured to death: they first watched Li Qiao silently being wronged, and then saw the barrage. Before the bungee jumping, Li Qiao clearly noticed something was wrong, but was chased away by the stupid staff of the venue and the show crew. In the end, an accident happened, and it was he who chose to sacrifice himself to save others at the critical moment of life and death!

??Audience passers-by turn to passers-by fans, passers-by fans turn die-hard fans, even Li Qiao's black fans are embarrassed to see each other again: Even if their moral bottom line is low, they know that they are in a low point of public opinion at this time, the moment of life and death The choice was too shocking and too real. Many people said that they would never hate Li Qiao for the rest of their lives if they made this point. If they jumped out at this time, wouldn't they be eager to be ridiculed and inhuman?

?? In Li Qiao's super chat, it has now become a sea of ​​tears and blessings:

??【If Qiao Qiao can be safe this time, the believer is willing to be a vegetarian for three days! 】

?? [I hope Qiao Qiao is safe and sound, I will never drink milk tea again QAQ]

??【My friend read the news and came to comfort me. 5555 Before she said that Qiao Qiao is just a vase, she might be playing tricks, but seeing him proves that I was right. He is so kind and kind, he deserves it! 】

??【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 】

??【...That's really not sure, have you forgotten the navy army who knows that Qiao Qiao is afraid of water and swipes the screen to force him to participate in the game?Seeing and thinking about it, Qiao Qiao has faced too much malice along the way, so many people questioned him, insulted him, and chased him, but he still repays the world with kindness. 】

??【I didn’t dare to enter the pit because of the rumor that Qiao Qiao had a crush on his mentor. Now that I think about it, these are small cases. As long as my Qiao Qiao is good, he can like whoever he likes. Qiao Qiao is such a good person , he must be very serious about his feelings! 】

??【Sisters, we are the only ones who can be his backing. Wipe away your tears and go to the official blog again!Add the official group under Qiaoqiao Weibo. When you see your sisters posting comments, please like them as soon as possible to make the popularity go up! 】

??…

??As for the official blog, seeing Li Qiao's fans who turned grief into strength and their combat effectiveness soared exponentially, they also felt a bit of headache and... embarrassment.

??If Jianzai came out to announce that they sent Li Qiao to the hospital in a hurry, the doctor said after examination that apart from a little bruise and fever, Li Qiao was unharmed, and he was in better health than the person next to him who was rescued by him... yes Won't it be too much of a spoiler? _

?? "Master, master, the activity of your super chat has surpassed that of Ye Yuge for the first time since ITV started broadcasting!!" The system especially likes to express its happiness by jumping up and down, "You have abused a lot of fans, and passers-by Said to give you money!"

?? Li Qiao looked at the scrolling words of true feelings in Chaohua for a while, then shook his head after a moment of silence, and said, "You don't need them to pay, just vote."

?? "However, fundraising and money-raising in 101 series competitions is a trend. Fans have to switch numbers to vote without stopping. The premise of switching numbers is that they have to spend money to buy a large number of platform accounts..." The system said cautiously, "Sometimes a fanatic fan It can reach hundreds of passers-by, if we don't call, we are likely to be left behind..."

?? Li Qiao's eyes stopped for a long time on the fans who sincerely worried about him, and even seemed a little silly and clumsy, and said for a while: "Since hundreds of passers-by can make up for such a fan's contribution, then I just need to let passers-by If the disk is big enough to be a hundred times bigger than others' fanatical fans, this problem is not unsolvable."

??The system was tongue-tied and said, "Generally, this is very difficult to do, at least no one has ever done it in the draft history of this world..."

?? Li Qiao heard the words, and tickled his still slightly pale lips: "I have come here, if I only dare to obey the existing rules and follow the rules, then this trip will be meaningless."

??The system took a deep breath, and clenched its small fists after a while: "Okay, I will play the trumpet later to bring the rhythm, so that everyone will not raise funds... I will also think of other ways to let the master Not worse than others!" Seeing that Li Qiao's expression was still not very good, it couldn't help but ask again, "Master, did I make you uncomfortable just now? Are you still uncomfortable, how about we buy a bottle of panacea? "

??Li Qiao laughed, poked it on the head, and said, "It's okay, it's just that the weak effect hasn't passed."

?? Li Qiao really surprised the system just now: it sees that it is completely attached to Li Qiao, and because of getting along with Li Qiao, it has feelings for Li Qiao. Crispy skin, so when Li Qiao fell into the water, the system was scared enough, for fear that Li Qiao forgot to activate the protective formation, it almost took out all the private points at the bottom of the box, trying to buy medicine for Li Qiao.

?? Li Qiao wanted to tease it at first, but when he saw that his wife had already pulled it out, he quickly dialed it with his spiritual sense, and told him seriously: "You don't need to buy good medicine, just buy something that can make me temporarily weak and hot."

??——So the fever after the hospital examination was the result of Li Qiao's weakness buff.

?? However, after falling from such a high place, the hospital couldn't guarantee that there was no internal injury or anything, so they did a detailed examination and arranged for Li Qiao to stay in the hospital for a day.

??The owner of the water park was busy buying flowers and expensive fruit baskets. He wiped his sweat and smiled while apologizing, begging for Li Qiao's understanding.

??Li Qiao grabbed two cherries from the fruit basket, and used a dust-repelling technique to bite them into his mouth. The flesh was full, and the taste was sweet and refreshing. Li Qiao's mood instantly improved: "I hope you can absorb this The lesson from this time, don’t wait until you lose your life before regretting it.”

??The owner of the paradise nodded repeatedly with lingering fear. He thought that he would accept the conditions proposed by the other party. Unexpectedly, Li Qiao said nonchalantly: "That's it, you go back. Close the business for a few days before opening the door, so as not to be affected."

??The boss thought that he would have to face hundreds of thousands of claims, but he didn't expect to be let go so easily. After realizing it, he bowed happily: "Thank you, thank you, you will be rewarded for being a good person in the future!"

??The corner of Li Qiao's lips curled up, he ate the cherries to himself and didn't say anything, but the system wondered, "Master just let him go like this?"

"Actually, I broke his jumping rope." Li Qiao said slowly, looking at the back of the boss going away.

??System: "Pfft..."

?? "His rope is indeed aging, and it will break sooner or later, but it still has to go through... seven or eight hundred people?" Li Qiao picked out all the cherries in the fruit basket and said thoughtfully, "Although I I broke his rope with my spiritual sense, but it’s still much better than waiting for ordinary people to be tied to it, and it really kills me, and I touch a basket of fruit, right?”

?? "Yes," the system agreed with a smile, "That boss is really lucky, master, you will be rewarded for being a good person!"

"Yeah." After being scolded so much for being a villainous villain, Li Qiao felt that being praised as a good person was really refreshing, so he entered the system mall with satisfaction, "Master also bought cherries for you to try, here are two... Well, two pills!"

??system:……? ?

?? "Who told you that all your fruits are so expensive?" Li Qiao coughed dryly, "You don't even sell some mortal-grade ones... Monopoly is really not advisable."

??The system couldn't help being happy, it held up the crimson fruit in its hands, and nodded vigorously: "The master is right, thank you master, hehe~"

?? In the past, let alone two grains, it never even dared to think that one day, its host would be willing to spend points to buy snacks for it to eat... It believes that as long as it rides the wind and waves with the host, it will earn more flowers. There are endless points to spend, and one day, it will definitely see the freedom of Cherry!

?? *

??At ten o'clock in the evening, the official blog of the "Ouzhi" program group issued an announcement——

?? "To the fans and enthusiastic viewers of "Idol Live 101":

??In the "Water Park Special" recorded today, trainees Li Qiao and Chen Wu had an accident on the way, and we rushed the two trainees to the hospital immediately.After a detailed examination by the hospital, it was confirmed that the two had no serious injuries other than abrasions.The doctor believed that Li Qiao had accurately grasped the posture at the moment of falling into the water, so he was not injured, which is a blessing in misfortune.

??We will commend Li Qiao's trainees for their brave actions in the follow-up program, and thank all walks of life for their concern. We hope to bring you wonderful performances in the future.[Picture] [Picture] is hereby stated"

??As soon as the announcement came out, there were over [-] comments immediately. At first, some people in the front row didn’t believe it. The matter is so big that I dare not announce the real situation! [anger]"...

?? As a result, they took a closer look. On the two pictures brought by the program group, one was the written official seal version of the announcement, and the other was the inspection report just issued by the hospital. Li Qiao was really fine!

??People are more willing to believe the judgment of their own eyes. They can't deny the two facts they have seen with their own eyes. When the combination of great sorrow and great joy, they unanimously chose Quaricio:

??【If I just saw the hot search about Li Qiao saving his teammates, my first reaction was admiration, then seeing it is appreciation. 】

??【Yes, yes, yes, self-sacrifice is touching, but while saving others, you can protect yourself at the same time. You are brave and resourceful. Li Qiao is amazing! 】

??【I'm going to top the topic of #李乔已经向舞首选打成极速运动#, this is not about Li Qiao himself! 】

??【I just watched the video through my fingers. Seeing that I can finally enjoy it with a sigh of relief. The figure is really good and pleasing to the eye. I have never chased after idol drafts. I think I am going to fall into the pit . 】

??[[Screenshot] Look at these shoulders, this waist, and these legs!A stunner in the world is nothing more than that, my saliva has flowed like a river [doge]]

??【Oh oh oh!I read the announcement of the program group and said, "I hope to bring you wonderful performances in the future." Does that mean that Li Qiao can still be on stage?That's great, this time I will definitely live broadcast and vote for him! 】

??【The nanny-level voting tutorial for newbies is here! [Link] You can vote with your little hands. If you don't vote, I won't vote. When will Jojo come out! 】

??…

??The chat on the official blog was in full swing, and after confirming that Li Qiao was safe and sound, another big V sorted out the whole process of the incident: [summarize what happened today to Li Qiao on the hot search today], put this incident Described as "Li Qiao has long seen that the bungee jumping rope is not safe, and the warning was ignored. As a result, the rope broke when he jumped with his teammates. Li Qiao protected his teammates into the water at a critical moment. Everyone thought this was a program group and a venue. Don’t make an educational video about immortality, I didn’t expect that after the hospital examination, Li Qiao was fine except for a little scratch and fever!”

?? "——The essence is a slap in the face where you look down on the boss, the boss will argue with you, frighten you half to death with the facts, and the boss himself retreats unscathed!"

??The big V and old KOL are especially good at labeling hot events and describing them in vivid and twisted language. The reposts quickly exceeded [-], and more passers-by began to pay attention, and even various media tabloids wrote about this incident. in the news.

??The things Li Qiao did before, more or less involved feudal superstition, and were only circulated among young people who love to surf the Internet and catch up with trends. He is a positive example of "people", and his influence and popularity have been greatly improved.

?? There were even people who claimed to be from the national diving team calling to poach people. Cheng Xiaoou almost bald before refusing to drop them.

?? "Do you know what you have done?"

??In the familiar locker room, Ye Yuge threw away the phone, raised his eyes and glanced at the opposite side, "Li Qiao has seen through you a long time ago, and every step of your so-called plan has been planned by him and turned into his misfortune." In the last step, I can say that I taught you hand-in-hand, but you can still mess up, and let him lie to you in front of you and make bigger things happen."

?? "He jumped like this, all your plans have become material for him to abuse fans. If you really have you, I just want to ask—" Ye Yuge raised her beautiful eyebrows and asked in confusion, "Why do people How can you be so stupid?"

?? Tang Wanyang folded his arms on the opposite side, arguing unwillingly: "This, did I screw up? Shouldn't it be your fault that your stuff didn't work? I managed to sprinkle the towel! It's all your fault Things are useless, otherwise Li Qiao would have..."

??

??Tang Wanyang's expression changed in fright, and he retreated instinctively. It took him a long time to argue forcefully: "What's the use of threatening me? It didn't work at the time, but it was useless. How can you blame me? I..."

"So I said, it can't be useless, he must have cheated and dropped things in front of you," Ye Yuge said irritably, no longer bothering to cover up in front of him, "You are still happy and self-satisfied Trick, idiot!"

?? "Impossible, I was staring at the towel he was holding..."

?? Tang Wanyang really wanted to speak more decisively, but at this time, his mind became more and more chaotic, and all the fragments flashed through his mind, he really couldn't be sure.

?? "By this time, is there any point in arguing about these things?"

??Ye Yuge snorted lightly, stuffed the vial back into his pocket, stroked his knees and stood up, saying, "That's it, let's not contact each other in the future."

"...What do you mean?!" Tang Wanyang's face was ashen, and he stepped forward and grabbed his collar, "Li Qiao must know that it is me, and you are going to give up on me? Don't forget, I still There is a recording of you instigating me to harm him!"

"Who are you going to listen to?" Ye Yuge was strangled so hard to breathe, but still had a smile on his face, "Li Qiao? Even if he knows that I helped you, he will deal with you, the main culprit, first. ?”

?? "Send it online? I know the top hackers in China, who can make your account disappear without a trace in 1 minute; even if you send it, I can still say that the recording is fake, and you think you are bullying in high school Incident, if you change the name and the whole content, no one will know about it?"

"I was just being rumored innocently," Ye Yuge sneered from his nasal cavity, "You lost your star potential and were blocked by the industry. Are you sure you want to do this?"

?? Tang Wanyang's face was pale, his cloudy pupils trembled uncontrollably, his fingers loosened unconsciously, and Ye Yuge easily pulled them away.Ye Yuge said: "Actually, Li Qiao is a very interesting friend, isn't he? He is even willing to save Chen Wu, let alone you."

?? There was almost solid malice on the corner of his mouth, he turned and pushed the door out, and when he walked into the corridor, he turned into that handsome, kind, serious and slightly shy popular trainee again.

??Tang Wanyang stared at his back, and sat down on the ground for a long time: Ye Yuge is too good at killing people, if he can not be greedy, not jealous, and not be incited to kill Li Qiao, seeing Li Qiao might not Treat him as your best friend, and he can enjoy the same dividends that Luchaijia can enjoy!

??But see you, even if he regrets until his intestines are green, it's useless...

??I don't know how long she was stunned and remorseful, Tang Wanyang got up from the ground, went back to the dormitory in a daze, brushed her teeth and washed her face.If Li Qiao doesn't come back today, maybe he didn't take revenge so fast, and he can go on for a few more days, maybe the second round of performances is good, and he still has a chance to soar...

??All fantasies, when Tang Wanyang felt the wetness of the towel on his face, burst like hydrogen balloons in the sun one by one.

"Ah!" Tang Wanyang threw away the towel like an electric shock, his head and face were still covered with water, and his back was pressed against the wall, hissing loudly.

??The other trainees in the dormitory were taken aback, ran in hastily, and asked, "Tang Wanyang, what's wrong with you?"

??Someone supported Tang Wanyang, and heard him murmuring a name continuously. It took him a long time to hear clearly: "...Ye Yuge? Are you looking for Ye Yuge?"

?? "He won't let me go, sure enough!" Tang Wanyang gritted his teeth, but the person who helped him saw that his face was turning abnormally red, and he was so frightened. He opened his hands and retreated several steps.

??Tang Wanyang stood in front of the mirror, touching his face that was gradually becoming hideous, crying and laughing: He was too naive, seeking skins from tigers and dancing with wolves, and he might bite back at any time when he lost his use value How could the tiger and wolf let him go so easily?

??He muttered: "Li Qiao, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry..."

??…

??"Why."

??Li Qiao and the system were watching the live broadcast remotely, and the system couldn't help but sighed a little.

?? Li Qiao raised his eyebrows and laughed at it: "Do you sympathize with him?"

?? "No," the system took out a small box from the space in disgust, "The master exchanged the points for an identical white towel at that time, and let me put away this poisonous towel. Seeing that the master has not personally Do it, and the villains will kill each other gg, so the master's points are not wasted?"

??It shook its head seriously: "What a pity, what a pity."

"..." The corner of Li Qiao's mouth twitched almost invisibly, "I don't need to bother you, it's okay. Just how do you feel, your attribute is a bit dangerous..."

?? *

??At the same time, Shen Yan, who had just come out of a star-studded awards ceremony, was in a hurry to catch the plane to Wuxi.

"Brother, brother, I beg you!" His manager followed him, trotting all the way, "Seeing that there are all reporters at the hospital gate over there, it's been two days since Li Qiao had a crush on your trending search, If you take the initiative to go to see him again, if you are photographed, won’t it remind the public of gossip again? Now as long as it’s about Li Qiao, they’ll talk about it no matter how suspicious they are!”

?? "Did Li Qiao ask you to visit him? This is a hot topic, so you can call to express condolences instead, he will understand!!"

??Shen Yan has always rarely talked about his personal affairs with his manager, and the frequency of having meals once a month is not enough to attract the manager's attention, so the manager didn't know that Shen Yan and Li Qiao had really dated until now. a paragraph.

?? He was just about to continue his earnest words, when he suddenly heard Shen Yan say, "He didn't ask me."

??The manager paused and opened his mouth: "Huh?"

"It's just that I want to see him myself." Shen Minao got into the nanny car, his side face was contradictory sharp and gentle under the cover of the night and the car, "I will wear a hat and mask, and try not to cause trouble for him "It's just that I miss him."