Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

"...The people in the water park meddled and created an artificial wave,?" Tang Wanyang frowned slightly with a Bluetooth headset in his ear, "Let's let Li Qiao's fans take the opportunity to step on it again."

??He had to see the "plan" implemented with his own eyes before he could feel at ease. Fortunately, he already had a spot for this outdoor scene. Assistant director Xie greeted the bus driver and asked him to follow along.

?? It's just that before the plan started, Li Qiao got the limelight. Tang Wanyang felt that this was not a good omen, like a fishbone stuck in the throat, feeling uncomfortable.

?? "It's normal for fans with shallow eyelids to love to step on it, and a beginning can't change anything." The person who spoke to him was very calm and calm, "Have you arranged everything you planned?"

??Tang Wanyang pressed the headset and nodded: "Yes."

?? *

?? In the first game, a total of 12 trainees were divided into two teams, and each team elected a captain.

??The team members have to wear fat clothes,?Cross the narrow water single-plank bridge from both sides,?Rush up to the air cushion high ground in the middle of the pool,?They have to push each other on the high ground,?Push those who are not stable into the water,? After 2 minutes, which team has the most people left on the high ground? Even if which team wins.

?? The team that wins gets extra points, and the team that loses is punished by the captain—a water storage device is hung above the captain's head. Once the gate is released,?

??As soon as the rules came out, no one wanted to be the captain, but the program group arranged a lottery. Everyone put their hands into the box as if they were facing a big enemy. The five senses looked at the answer ferociously like they were running away from home, and then grew out In one breath: Great, it's not me!

?? Li Qiao was placed at the end of the lottery. Among the first eleven people, only one captain's lottery was drawn. The result is almost ready, but he still has to go through the process again.The pool staff held the lottery box and walked up to Li Qiao. Li Qiao looked at him and raised his eyebrows slightly.

?? "Did you notice that he fiddled with the back of the box?" Li Qiao asked the system in his heart.

?? "No, I didn't see it." The system was happily trying on the dinosaur pajamas that Li Qiao bought for it, and didn't pay attention to the outside world, so it was suddenly stunned with shame.

??But it also knows how to fix the problem, quickly swept the box, jumped up and said loudly, "This is cheating, there is a mezzanine in the box! The other ball is already in the mezzanine, and it can only fall out when he flips the mezzanine switch." Being touched!!"

??Li Qiao's hand went in, and as expected, he touched the last captain's ball lying quietly inside.

"Master, open this box, and tell the audience that someone is going to fuck you in front of the live broadcast!" The system huffed, "Question this person in public, who bought him?" Tilting the tail of the dinosaur behind him, "Unexpectedly, I can see through!"

"Trainees usually stay in the film and television park, and they will be arrested if they climb over the wall. It is impossible for him to contact him. It is useless to ask." Li Qiao sympathetically rubbed the head of the system, "Here If you buy a dinosaur suit, your IQ is also synchronized with the dinosaur?"

?? "...QAQ." The system hugged its tail tearfully, "Master, what should I do then?"

?? "Nothing to do," Li Qiao said, "Don't forget that your master has already established the Dzogchen Dzogchen. I will make a decision. As long as it is not an intercontinental missile, there is nothing in this world that can hurt me. Since they love you so much If you want to play, then I will play with them."

?? *

"Wow——"

?? "Wow--"

"Wow——"

??…

??【The blue team lost three times in a row, what's going on??? ! 】

??【Li Qiao has been smashed five times! ! 】

??After the start of the game, the first few times there were losses and wins. The audience still thought it was very interesting. After pouring cold water on their heads three times, their faces were pale, and the black hair on their foreheads went from soaking to wispy, and then almost condensed into frost. They began to feel that something was wrong.

?? Especially when Li Qiao was poured with cold water for the fifth time, when he raised his head, he seemed to be stunned, his eyes were almost out of focus, and he blinked a few times before facing the camera, the sympathetic audience couldn't help it Fight for him:

??【Can't you change someone?But what's the point of messing around alone? 】

??【Can the red and blue teams switch sides? I feel that the blue team is lower and is easy to be pushed down. That's why they always lose. 】

??【Can the blue team fight for a bit?Don't forget that there is someone here who is being punished for you, do you have the nerve to laugh and laugh there? ? 】

??When the audience's attention was on Li Qiao, eager to take a magnifying glass to observe his condition carefully, the cold water poured down for the sixth time, and they made a new discovery:

??【What's wrong with the program group? The water is still falling down with ice in it??? ! 】

??【Shouldn’t the water in the swimming pool be used? Why use ice water?In case a trainee gets sick and affects the game, are you responsible?In case the ice is not broken enough and hurts someone, will you pay for it? 】

??【Li Qiao's face turned pale the first time he was hit, but now his collarbone, arms, and thighs are obviously red from the hit! 】

??【I'm a fan of passers-by and trembling with distress. What kind of game is this? Is it killing people? ! 】

??【#Please Stop Killing Games Now#Please Stop Killing Games Now#Please Stop Killing Games Now】

??…

??Cheng Xiaoou is the chief director. It is impossible to be there every time he goes out on location. Today is a young executive director.

??The executive director has no experience, and he didn't expect that such a common water game could cause any problems. He also felt that a team always loses is quite a show effect. He was joking with the trainees of the game when he felt someone yank him from behind. Impatiently pressing the mic and turning around: "I'm recording, what's the matter?"

??Unexpectedly, the person who pulled him turned pale and put the phone in front of his eyes. Only then did he see the screen full of bright red barrage, "Please stop the killing game immediately!"

??The executive director was so frightened that he almost jumped up, asked about the situation, and stopped the game urgently.

??The players were playing the game on the water, and those who were punished were on the shore. The group of people on the water were enjoying themselves. When the game was stopped, they were a little dazed. They returned to the shore wiping off their sweat, watching the staff attack Li Qiao as if facing a big enemy. Surrounded in the middle, wearing scarves and asking for warmth, they couldn't help but look at each other: "What's wrong with him?"

??The audience who felt sorry for Li Qiao was furious. Seeing their disapproval, they couldn't help venting their anger:

??【You guys had a great time, Li Qiao was the one who suffered the crime for you, what a huh. 】

??【Do you still have a conscience?Turn black on these people. 】

??They scolded all the 5/6 trainees present. Of course, the fans who were watching the live broadcast were unwilling, and countered:

??【How can they see so far?Is Li Qiao a princess, and everyone must pay attention to his activities while playing games? 】

??【As you wish, the game has stopped, isn't Li Qiao all right?At most, he catches a cold and has a fever for a few days when he goes home. As for the indiscriminate attack? 】

?? [How many days?Don't forget that this weekend is the second round of performances!In less than three days, if Li Qiao has a fever and a cold, how can he go on stage? 】

??【Didn't our elder brother fall into the water several times? Li Qiao Jingui is the co-author? 】

??…

??The barrage of you coming and me going back and forth was arguing, and not far away, someone was laughing in Tang Wanyang's earphones: "Is this your plan?"

?? Tang Wanyang said: "Li Qiao told me before that he was in poor health since he was a child, so he was sent to live in a Taoist temple by his family. As long as he has a fever, he won't be able to get out of bed for a week. I...I think, these The ice water should have given him a cold."

?? "It should be possible?" said the other end, "I'm watching the live broadcast in the cafeteria. In the camera, except for his pale face, he doesn't look like he's going to be sick at all. Thanks to the audience's distress, he's pretending to be pitiful!"

?? "I, I have another trick!" Tang Wanyang said, "The next game is to run back and forth on the water. I discussed it with others. I found the gap in the camera and pushed him into the water. Li Qiao can't swim. If he chokes on the water, I'm [-]% sure that he will get sick!"

??He thought that the other party would be satisfied this time, but he didn't expect the other party to be silent for a moment, and suddenly laughed out loud.

?? "You really made me laugh."

?? "If you want to do it, do it with 100% confidence, what [-]% to [-]%? As long as he escapes, he will [-]% turn around and deal with you!" The opposite said, "In this way, you don't have to do the next plan, Now go outside on the bus, there is a small bottle labeled eye drops under the driver's seat, take it back."

"The third round of the game is double bungee jumping for public welfare. At that time, the barrage will have a rhythm for Li Qiao, and his partner is Chen Wu. Chen Wu is a clean freak, he brought his own towel, his bag Put it behind the camera position by the wall, the camera can’t catch it, and it’s still a blind spot for monitoring. You go and sprinkle the’eye drops’ on his towel, and you’re done. If anything happens, you won’t be able to rely on it. on the head."

??The voice coming from the electric current is soft and mellow, like the evening wind that intoxicates people, but Tang Wanyang feels a chill in the pleasant temperature of the indoor water park.

?? He paused for a long time before asking hoarsely, "What's in the 'eye drops'?"

?? "The gadget that causes herpes, don't worry, the hospital will cure it in a few days." The other end said.

??Tang Wanyang squeezed the earphones tightly. He tried his best to suppress the chattering sound between his teeth, and asked, "Yuge, can I touch this thing?"

"Don't, as long as the skin touches..." Ye Yuge paused slightly as if realizing something, "Anyway, just remember not to touch it. I won't tell you too much, you see , you want to do it again, but your heart is too soft, how can I not help you?"

?? Tang Wanyang didn't say a word, but felt that the other party's words were pouring on his heart like ice water. He remembered in a daze: Ye Yuge had always said that he wanted to be friends with him, Ye Yuge listened to him talk about his thoughts, Ye Yuge listened to his plans and then gave Make various suggestions...

??Everything looks as if he himself is crazy, leading all plans, he is jealous of Li Qiao who has a closer relationship with Shen Yan, and Ye Yuge is only helping him out of friendship... However, at this moment, he clearly understands He realized that Ye Yuge's ubiquitous shadow was behind every step that made him make up his mind.

?? *

"Sorry." Under the live broadcast, after figuring out what happened, Fang Bing stepped out of the crowd and apologized to Li Qiao with his hands on his knees, "I'm sorry, it's too far away, we don't know the water That's it... But in the game, I have to say that we really tried our best, if there are still people who will be punished in the next round, can I change it with you?"

?? Li Qiao had already seen that the game device had been tampered with, so he didn't care about it, and smiled: "It doesn't matter, I'm afraid of water. If I had to choose, I would choose to be punished on the shore."

??Fang Bing's eyes couldn't help but stay on his face. Li Qiao's lips were so white that they were almost transparent, but his cheeks were flushed from under his snow-white skin due to the severe cold; , flickering under the lights of the arena, with a blink and a snap of the eyes, it fell into the deeply sunken collarbone.

?? He was fascinated, but unexpectedly Li Qiao pressed his chest and pushed him away: "Sorry, I'm not used to people being so close to me."

??Fang Bing coughed twice with his fist on his lips. It was so embarrassing. He couldn't help but apologized again: "...Sorry, I was distracted."

??The live barrage is still in full swing:

??【See, Li Qiao himself said that he is afraid of water, and that's the same result if he chose it himself. Don't complain about Li Qiao fans! 】

??【I'm really not a Li Qiao fan, it's just how low your EQ is. Li Qiao is so obviously soft-hearted, can't you tell that he's smoothing things over for the program team?When he said that he would choose to be on the shore, does that mean he would choose to throw buckets of ice water on him? ? 】

??[It's really not Li Qiao's fan + 1, just can't see it, the ice water is really painful, okay?The other captain has been smashed twice in total, and now he is trembling all over, and it is terribly uncomfortable just looking at it. Why can't the program team let it be said that it made a mistake? 】

??[Hehehe, I wasn't a Li Qiao fan before, but I am now after today! 】

??…

?? In the second round of the game, Li Qiao said palely: "I'm afraid of water."

??The executive director and all the staff still had lingering fears about the grand barrage just now, so they didn't force him, and simply let the remaining eleven people play in the second round.

?? The game is in the form of group confrontation. If you play this way, there will always be one person who will be alone, and the remaining person will be alone. It is awkward to watch. Gradually, someone in the barrage begins to point the finger at Li Qiao:

??【Li Qiao is afraid of the water, so don't agree to come. Since you are here, you should end up and participate in the game. 】

??[In such a shallow pool, he is 1.8 meters tall, and he will not be submerged if he jumps in it, and he will not be drowned. Why don't he go into the water? 】

??【Can Li Qiao have some team spirit and actively participate in the game?A good location scene was ruined by him! 】

??…

?? This wave of rhythm reached its peak when the rules were announced in the third round of the game.In the third round, two people are tied face to face and dive from a ten-meter-high platform. The length of the safety rope prevents them from touching the water surface. It is equivalent to an alternative indoor bungee jumping, which is relatively conservative and safe.

??At this moment, the barrage of madly calling Li Qiao into the water filled the screen, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room was full of hostility:

??【It's time for Li Qiao to join this round, right?Could it be that he just sits next to her and becomes a princess the whole time? 】

??【I can jump with my eyes closed, but being afraid of water can be used as an excuse? 】

??【This is doing charity work, and you have to dance in tandem. One less Li Qiao is equivalent to one less charity work. Li Qiao is really selfish! 】

??Experienced viewers felt that the atmosphere was not right. When they clicked on the accounts of these barrages, they found that many of them were just registered trumpets. They sent barrages to remind "there is a navy with the rhythm, everyone should pay attention to distinguishing", but they were quickly dismissed Constantly swiping the screen to cover it, most of the people disappeared before they could see clearly.

??With the lesson just now, the director and the staff are ready to face the barrage this time. Seeing this posture, they quickly went to Li Qiao for advice, and Li Qiao was also very talkative, although he glanced tremblingly Chi Shui, looking very scared, still nodded: "Okay, I will be on the show if you need me."

??The water army barrage did not expect him to be so talkative, and he was still swiping the screen tirelessly. Now more audiences saw that something was wrong. There was a strange blank for a few seconds on the raging screen.

??【? ?Barrage supernatural event? 】

??【I thought it was weird just now, I have already taken a screenshot, and I will analyze it on the forum later! 】

??【Then wait for the forum, start drawing lots now! 】

?? Tang Wanyang looked at the trainees who were drawing lots not far away. All the camera positions were aimed at them, and he had no time to notice him.

?? He was holding the "eye drops" he just got, and his fingertips trembled uncontrollably: Although Ye Yuge didn't tell him clearly, he more or less guessed that it should be some kind of blister fluid of an infectious disease. His hands trembled, and it was very likely that he himself would suffer.

??——It's not just him, the "eye drops" are spilled on the towel, and where it goes is beyond his control: it may be Chen Wu, Li Qiao, or anyone present that this towel touches. people.

??Ye Yuge didn't care about accidental injury at all. Anyway, there are all competitors here. If you get rid of one, there will be one less. Anyway, he is not at the scene!

?? Tang Wanyang now clearly knew that he was being used, but he had to bite the bullet and go on doing it: just like what Ye Yuge said, once he did it, he had to do it to the end, and there was no turning back for him.

??Looking at the timing, he quickly poured a whole bottle of "eye drops" into the towel, and it would be dried within 2 minutes. Even if it wasn't completely dry, when Chen Wu picked it up, it would just Thought it was contaminated with the moisture of the pool...

?? He emptied the vial, and didn't even dare to put it back in his pocket again. He wiped the fingerprints on the bottle with a cloth, and threw the vial into the trash can beside him.

?? After throwing away the things, he let out a long breath, and the earphones that had been silent for a long time rang again: "Done?"

?? "En." Tang Wanyang just answered, and caught Li Qiao's eyes off guard.Li Qiao should know nothing about this, and smiled at him as usual.

??Tang Wanyang relaxed all over, and gave him a cheering gesture, saying in his heart: Ha, he really is still that idiot.

?? *

??Chen Wu got Li Qiao by lottery, feeling a little depressed.

??He doesn't hate or envy Li Qiao, it's just that he is obsessed with cleanliness. The challenge of the game can only be considered as a success if two people stick their skin together tightly and jump off the platform with their arms in their arms. He won't be happy with anyone else.

?? At any rate, Li Qiao has already rested for a round, and his whole body is refreshed and clean, much better than those other sweaty trainees. Chen Wu comforted himself in his heart.

??Unexpectedly, Li Qiao came over and asked in the first sentence: "Can you lend me this towel?"

?? "..." Chen Wu felt a little pain in his face: Li Qiao looked so clean, how could he be so careless? !

?? In front of the camera, he reluctantly handed over the towel, making up his mind that he would rather not use this one today!

??Li Qiao took the towel and slowly wiped it from his hands to his neck, and then from his neck to below his collarbone.Noticing Tang Wanyang's eager eyes behind the plane, he raised his lips and stuck the towel to his face.

??Chen Wu: Wipe your hands first and then your face. What's wrong with this person?

?? Tang Wanyang didn't notice these details. The moment he saw Li Qiao put the towel on his face, he was so excited that he wanted to jump up. He wanted to laugh out loud, and forced himself to suppress it for a long time before pressing The headset said: "It's done!"

??The other end seemed to be surprised: "So fast?"

"Yes, he came to the door himself and asked Chen Wu for a towel to wipe," Tang Wanyang said excitedly, "He wiped everything from his body to his face, hahaha!" In the end, he still couldn't help himself Let out a few laughs.

"Really?" Although Ye Yuge felt a little abnormal, he got the tube of blister fluid through Dr. Yaming's relationship. Medical experts have said that as long as the skin directly contacts the blister fluid, the chance of infection is 100%!

?? Li Qiao may want to test them, or to demonstrate against them, but no matter what, he is clever but was mistaken by cleverness, and there will be no chance to stand up again!

??Ye Yuge couldn't help laughing, and together with Tang Wanyang, they were looking forward to what was going to happen.

?? After Li Qiao finished wiping, he threw the towel back to Chen Wu.Chen Wu stretched his face, put the towel on the bench next to him, and the boss reluctantly followed Li Qiao to the diving platform.

??The group in front just completed the challenge, and the live broadcast page cut to Li Qiao and the others. The cameraman carried the machine and followed Li Qiao closely. The jumping rope between them, said: "This is not safe anymore."

??Chen Wu just wanted to finish the dance as soon as possible, and said, "Don't worry, the program team must have confirmed with the venue, and it's okay if so many people danced in front!"

??The staff in charge of guiding them at the venue also looked displeased after hearing Li Qiao's words: "Although we are not a professional diving platform, we can operate these projects because they have all been approved! Hundreds of people play every day. This project has never had an accident!"

??Li Qiao raised his eyelashes, with a strange look on his face: "There has never been an accident, but it doesn't mean the chance of an accident is zero. Maybe something will happen today?"

??The most taboo of opening a venue is to be pointed at the nose and said, "I think you are going to have an accident." The owner of the water park personally accompanied him. Rushui said: "...You guys warm up first, may I use the latest and strongest jumping rope for you?"

??Some people were filled with righteous indignation when they saw the barrage:

??【The boss is angry, Li Qiao is afraid of the water and dare not go down, so there are so many excuses! 】

??【He just retreated before the battle. He is an ignorant and rich second generation, and he can detect the aging of the rope by just touching it???Nonsense!It must be because everyone in front of him jumped down, and he was embarrassed not to jump, so he made up an excuse. 】

??【People's Paradise died innocently, and you will be questioned about providing you with a venue. If it affects the business, will Li Qiao be responsible? 】

??【Li Qiao don't dance if you don't want to, why do you have to do something that damages people's reputation?How selfish! 】

??【Chen Wu was also dragged down by him, annoyed to death, so he asked Li Qiao, who can stand it? 】

?? [Li Qiao is so good, I shouldn't have sympathized with him in the first round, the boss is miserable, Chen Wu is miserable]

??…

?? Seeing that the people around him were unmoved, Li Qiao sighed quietly after a long while. He didn't know whether it was helplessness or emotion. He patted the ashes on his hands and finally said: "Boss, the equipment still needs to be repaired and replaced frequently. Save that money."

?? When the barrage heard that he had no intention of repentance, he became even more angry, scolding all kinds of things, and some even started personal attacks.

?? At this moment, Tang Wanyang looked at the high jumping platform, but felt no excitement at the barrage of attacks as he wished.

?? "...you are at the scene, take a closer look, is there no change in his face?" asked the other end of the radio wave.

??? "

"...Impossible not to arrive." Ye Yuge said awkwardly. What he took was the blister fluid extracted from the laboratory. According to experimental data, the infected person will show symptoms within 10 minutes to half an hour, for sure!However, he raised his head and stared at Li Qiao's smooth face on the live broadcast screen, the dim light in the depths of his pupils began to flicker again, "Could it be that you... didn't sprinkle it?"

?? "I... how could I?!"

?? "Exclude all the impossible, what do you think?"

?? "What did I say, shit!"

?? Tang Wanyang never expected that he would be questioned in turn if he went to thunder for him, and scolded anxiously, "Ye Yuge, I have seen through you, you are a double-faced, mean, and ungrateful thing. If the matter is really to be investigated, I will be the one who will be the one to take the blame, don't I know? You still doubt me fucking, tell me, is there anyone in this world that you don't guard against?!"

"...Okay, I'm not doubting you." Ye Yuge calmed down and knew something was wrong, and coaxed her in a desperate manner, "I just..."

?? Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard an exclamation from the other end of the voice phone.

?? It was the instinctive overflow from the throat, completely uncontrollable panic.

??The live broadcast was almost 1 minute slower than the live broadcast. Ye Yuge raised his eyes and stared at the big screen in the cafeteria.

?? Li Qiao and Chen Wu did warm-up exercises, followed the guidance of the staff, and walked slowly onto the springboard one after the other.

??The springboard couldn't help trembling under the weight of the two people. Li Qiao blinked his eyelashes, and looked back hesitantly. Chen Wu urged him to move on.

??The two walk to the end of the plank, hugging each other skin-to-skin, with the bounce rope hanging at their feet.

??Chen Wu took the initiative to take a step, and the two fell straight down.

??The moment the jumping rope became tense, it suddenly disconnected in the air.

?? When it was disconnected, the seats were so far apart that no sound should be heard, but almost all the audience heard the sound of their own heartstrings twitching at that moment.

??Because the tension of the jumping rope just now gave the two people an upward force, the two separated instantly under the huge force, like two kites with a broken string.

?? Just when everyone thought that a catastrophe would happen in the next second, and closed their eyes in disgust, Li Qiao turned around in the air, stretched out his arms and hugged Chen Wu in his arms.

??Chen Wu is on top, Li Qiao's back is facing the water.

??The next second, Li Qiao slammed into the pool with the person in his arms, and the splashing white waves flooded the entire screen.