Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

At the same time, the system in Li Qiao's mind was screaming.

?? "You can't kill, murder is against the law!"

??——Do you know what it means to be a demon who dominates the cultivation world and kills like hemp? TAT

?? "I can't kill people. If the host kills me, I will be judged as an auxiliary error, and I will format it at the factory!"

??——Does the host seem to care about his life? TAT

?? "You can't kill people. If you kill people, you will be arrested and the mission will fail, so you won't be able to get rewards, and you won't be able to go back to the original world and you won't be able to see your brother!!"

??Throwing out a lot of cause and effect theory like a cannonball, at least it seems to have finally touched a little bit of the host's veins. Li Qiao smiled, and Shi Shiran let go.

??The system caressed the non-existent chest, thinking that if he had a real body, he would have been so anxious because of Li Qiao at this moment that his blood flowed backwards.

??The moment Li Qiao let go, Xiong Gaozhuo stepped back a few steps, and almost staggered and fell because of the steps. His face is ashen now, and looking at Li Qiao is like watching an evil ghost climbing up from hell.

?? "This body has never been cultivated, and it is very weak. I can't kill him now." The evil ghost was saying in his mind, "It's all about pressing his acupuncture points."

??The system thought blankly: Oh, so as long as you have the ability to kill, you will kill without hesitation, right?

?? "It's useless to kill him, I don't know how to dirty my hands." Li Qiao seemed to have seen through the system, and chuckled silently, "It seems that it is not a malfunction, you are really stupid."

?? System: It's actually an affirmative sentence!It is obviously a host of a fantasy world whose technology tree is almost equal to nothing...!

?? impotent rage.

"That's right, I'm in Longyou Shoal, and with a stupid system like yours, it's considered a mutual achievement." Unexpectedly, Li Qiao didn't complain at all, but instead said in a relaxed tone, "As long as you treat me with all your heart, I'll be happy with you in the future." I will live up to you, and I will definitely ask you to return to the factory with the best grades."

??...So the host actually remembered that the place where he was born was called the factory?

??The system touched the non-existent face, thinking that if he had a real body, two lines of steam would already be coming out of his earholes by now.

?? *

?? "Li, Li Qiao, what do you want to do, are you angry from embarrassment!"

??Xiong Gaozhuo's legs were shaking like sieves. According to his instinct, he wanted to run away immediately, but he thought about it, this is a good opportunity to completely destroy Li Qiao's image. After taking a few breaths, he finally mustered up his courage and rushed to Li Joe shouted.

?? "I just wanted to interrupt you. I didn't expect your reaction to be so... intense." Li Qiao lowered his eyes and looked at his fingertips. When he said this, instead of panic and anger, he blinked his long eyelashes with With lovable innocent annoyance, he said, "I want to say, I didn't cheat, you are the one who lied."

??Xiong Gaozhuo sternly said: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

?? "The program crew filmed haunted houses, and I gave my most honest reaction. Did someone stipulate that Taoist priests must not be afraid of ghosts?" Li Qiao raised his eyelashes, and his eyes gleamed for a moment, "It's you, how dare you?" Are you sure you're telling the truth?"

"Me?" Xiong Gaozhuo instantly thought of what he was going to refute, his whole body relaxed, and his chin unconsciously lifted, "Why don't I dare?"

?? Li Qiao raised his hand and pointed behind him: "You all know that the haunted house is going to be filmed, but I don't know. Because when the program team came to inform, he called me outside." The fingertip pointed in another direction Turn around, "Before we set off tonight, he told me that we were going to see our parents and relatives."

??Li Qiao said coldly: "I was looking forward to my family with all my heart, but I finally got a ghost prop."

?? When he said this, he felt his chest sour and swollen, and there was a surge of emotion.That is probably the relationship left by the original owner... The original owner has a very bad relationship with his family, and he insisted on participating in the audition because he had a falling out with his family. Hearing that his family specially came to the show to encourage him, the original owner was surprised and happy, and walked into the small black room My heart was pounding all the time.

?? Did not expect to usher in such an ending.

?? Li Qiao quietly put one hand on his chest, closed his eyes, and calmed down.

??I will help you.

??The barrage is hotly discussed:

?? [Well, I thought it was a family member and it turned out to be a haunted house, which is really a bit pitiful. 】

?? [I empathize with dbq and miss my mother 555]

??【Don't be fooled by this sensational trick!Even if what he said is true, it still can't change the fact that he's a fake person trying to deceive the audience! 】

??【And Daxiong didn't know that Li Qiao was being concealed, so it's fine for him to expose Li Qiao! 】

??【Li Qiao failed to shift the focus, slightly. 】……

??The barrage doesn't believe Li Qiao, and since Xiong Gaozhuo found out that what Li Qiao was trying to defend, he became even more relaxed: "What nonsense are you talking about? I haven't spoken to the two people you're referring to! He shook his head, heartbroken, "Up to now, you still refuse to admit that your character has overturned and deceived the audience. It is hopeless!"

?? Li Qiao didn't care about his accusation, and slightly hooked the corner of his mouth, and said, "Do you dare to prove it to me?"

?? "Prove what, how to prove?" Xiong Gaozhuo grinned, "Could it be that you want to stick a talisman on me so that I can't speak without foaming at the mouth?"

??Li Qiao actually nodded lightly: "It is to stick a talisman, but it will not make you foam at the mouth, it will only make people tell the truth."

??Xiong Gaozhuo laughed angrily, and the bullet screen was full of hahahaha: "I thought he was going to do something!!" "I'm laughing to death, Xiong is right, he is really hopeless"... At this moment Other trainees also rushed over one after another. One person, Li Qiao, looked familiar. He ran up the steps with a few steps, and whispered while pulling Li Qiao's cuff: "You are crazy! It’s hard to end, hurry up and apologize to the audience and go back!”

?? Li Qiao turned to look at him, he was not tall, with a wolf tail, and a pair of dog eyes full of clarity and anxiety.

?? This is the first person I met who was kind to the original owner after coming here.

??Though thinking so, Li Qiao still resolutely broke away from his hand, turned his head and continued to look at Xiong Gaozhuo: "Do you dare to bet?" He tapped Xiong Gaozhuo's chest from the air, "If you prove to be a liar, you Send me a public apology on Weibo; if it proves that I am a liar, I will immediately withdraw from the competition, no matter what. How is it?"

??Everyone present, including the audience watching the live broadcast, took a deep breath: Playing so big?Is Li Qiao really crazy?

??A barrage analysis said: It seems that Li Qiao realized that even if he apologizes this time, it is irreversible, and he will be eliminated in a few days. It would be better to make a big show and retire vigorously, so that all of us will forget Can't get him!

??Xiong Gaozhuo also thought that Li Qiao had exhausted all his tricks and was the last madness.His persona isn't all fake, at least he is impatient and reckless by nature, otherwise he wouldn't rush to take on Zhao Zeyu's task.

?? At this moment, he was excited by Li Qiao's words of "retire immediately, without any second thoughts". He fantasized about Zhao Zeyu's various trust and support for him after he made great achievements. Grinning his mouth, he agreed: "I'm upright, why don't I dare? It's you," he forced himself to return to that upright and upright face, frowning, "I advise you not to be too obsessed with being famous. It’s easy to make people laugh, but you still have to be down-to-earth and sincere, do you understand?”

?? Barrage: [He doesn't understand!Don't play the piano to the cow, big bear! 】【Big Bear is really real, which is rare in the entertainment industry. 】……

?? Li Qiao's answer was just to glance at him lightly, as if he didn't even bother to talk to him.

??He tugged down the silk cloth on his shoulders, and raised his voice to ask: "Is there anyone with paper and pen? Any kind will do."

?? There was a staff with a pen and paper, but he touched his pocket, hesitating and did not go forward. The dog-eyed trainee from before came over again, and put a dozen post-it notes and a ballpoint pen on Li Qiao's lap with a sad face. On the bed, he said in a low voice: "Don't make trouble, go back and apologize, maybe you can fight for another round, and you won't be afraid of running out of firewood if you keep the green hills."

??Li Qiao glanced at him, gathered up the pen and paper, and said thank you softly.

??The trainees, staff, videographer and the audience of the live broadcast huddled together, watching Li Qiao calmly smoothing the post-it note, pressing out the ballpoint pen, blowing lightly on the tip of the pen, and then calmly... Start drawing characters.

?? Barrage: [I am really convinced of this psychological quality...]

?? Li Qiao's pen is fast and fast, and he is so skillful in his brushwork that it's as if the twisted pattern is imprinted in his mind-of course, the vast majority of viewers think that he is just painting a few times: this I also painted in class, faster than him!

??In less than 2 minutes, Li Qiao finished drawing the two "mantras" he claimed. He raised his hand, tore off the two post-it notes, and held them in front of Xiong Gaozhuo.

?? "Choose one yourself." He said, "I'll stick the rest on my body, let's say something to each other, dare?"

?? He asked "Dare you?"Xiong Gaozhuo was enraged by his repeated provocations, and he didn't believe that a funny post-it note could affect him at all. He snatched one of them and slapped himself: "Hurry up, accompany me!" After you play house, I still have to practice!"

?? Li Qiao didn't care about his rudeness, and stuck the remaining post-it note on his chest, lowered his eyes, remained silent for a moment, and said, "I really know how to draw symbols, and I used it to save my life several times when I was young. "

??Xiong Gaozhuo sneered at his solemn look: I never thought before that that startled, nympho waste would be so good at acting!

??He imitated Li Qiao's posture and pressed the post-it note, and opened his mouth indifferently:

?? "I knew Li Qiao was cheated a long time ago, and I have been waiting for him to make a fool of himself for a long time."

??The people present were stunned and couldn't believe their ears, but Xiong Gaozhuo's face changed drastically in an instant, and he opened his mouth and said, "Who cares if he was cheated? I just want to take the opportunity to trample him to death!"

??Xiong Gaozhuo was shocked, and suddenly raised his hand to cover his mouth.

?? He, he actually told the truth!

??Xiong Gaozhuo didn't recall the fear of being pinched at the wrist until this moment: Seeing Li Qiao's bluff, he thought that the pain at that time was just Li Qiao's strange power or some tricks!

??——It turns out that Li Qiao really has the ability to draw symbols, and also really has the ability to make him tell the truth!

??The live viewers saw that Xiong Gaozhuo's face was distorted in astonishment, and they forgot about the expression management for a while, and they also swiped the screen full of question marks:

??【What the hell? ?Is Xiong Gaozhuo telling the truth? 】

??【He said he already knew?ah? ? ? 】

??【Is this magic? Because I am too confused, I can no longer think about what he is talking about! 】

??【Is it really a man to use magic in front of so many Muggles? 】……

?? Li Qiao didn't care about the reaction of outsiders. He stared at Xiong Gaozhuo's horrified eyes, and slowly said the next sentence: "I really lived in a Taoist temple and was taken to catch ghosts, but I was too scared , I hid behind the door and didn't dare to look at it."

??The original owner may have been exaggerated and embellished, but he did not tell a lie.

??Xiong Gaozhuo covered his mouth, his teeth chattering. He wanted to explain that Li Qiao was playing tricks. What he said just now was not the truth at all, but he was afraid that if he opened his mouth, more truth would come out uncontrollably.

??The tall and huge body is sweating from the top of the head at this moment, and the sweat flows to the nose, reflecting greasy under the light.

?? Li Qiao's eyes fixed on him: "Why don't you speak, are you scared?"

??Xiong Gaozhuo took a step back, shook his head vigorously, and there was a trace of sinister light in his eyes.

??The barrage finally noticed:

??【Xiong Gaozhuo's eyes are so fierce and scary!I have never seen him like this! 】

??【Tonight is too fantasy, has he been caught by something?? 】

?? [Socialist values ​​protect the body, I think he was forced to tell the truth, thinking that stealing chickens is not enough to lose money, and wants to kill Li Qiao! 】

??【Damn, the number of live broadcasts has exceeded 50, the highest in history, right? 】……

??Xiong Gaozhuo didn’t need to look at the barrage, but he also knew that the audience must be full of doubts about him now. He was in a state of anxiety when he suddenly heard the door open behind him, and Xu Hui’s breathless voice came: "The director and PD Shen are here!"

??Everyone can't help turning their heads to look.