Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

Comprehension world.

??The sky and the sea are vast and endless, and the two monks reached the middle of the sea with their swords, and dived straight towards the water.

??Through the layers of mirage, the dark, deep and bottomless submarine prison gradually appears.

"The array is intact." The squat monk checked and asked the gatekeeper boy, "Then the devil is still tossing?"

??The little boy shook his head: "No, that one has been very quiet these days, and is always holding something that looks like a mortal storybook. You can read it carefully!"

?? "What that one!" The squat monk sneered, "It's just a monster who causes harm to the world, but can he be considered a person? From now on, you can just call him 'that monster'!"

"Fellow Daoist Wang," another tall and thin cultivator couldn't help lowering his voice after hearing this, "That's Li Qiao after all, a genius who has never appeared in the cultivation world for thousands of years, no, no, the devil! He became a Taoist at the age of 12 , 15-year-old Jindan, 21-year-old has reached the peak of transformation! If it weren't for the hidden world's great powers, he might not be here now... It's better to be cautious."

"Why, Fellow Daoist Li respects him very much?" Cultivator Wang looked at him and said sarcastically, "I just heard that Li Qiao's senior brother has done a lot of deviant things outside, maybe he was bewitched by this devil and planned to save him Come out! Is it possible that you also vented your breath with him and plan to risk the disgrace of the world?"

??Li Xiushi was frightened by the crime, and repeatedly backed up and waved his hands: "This! I dare not..."

"Coward!" Cultivator Wang snorted coldly, disdaining to walk with him any longer, and flew towards the prison with his sleeves flicked. His voice of cursing as he walked echoed in the cave, "I took the initiative to accompany him at the Fairy Yunsong meeting. Talking, he didn't even look straight at the deity! Heh, even if he was a genius with eyes on the top of his head, now he is just a lost dog with broken bones. Don't mention him, even if his senior brother dares to come , the deity also sent them down together to make a pair of wild mandarin ducks... Ah——!"

??Suddenly a bright long sword flew out of the cave. Before Cultivator Wang could even react, he was pierced through the chest with a "chi" sound, splashing blood, and died on the spot.

?? Cultivator Li turned pale with fright, turned back and asked the mighty monk to investigate, only to find that the young Demon Venerable, who should have been imprisoned by numerous spells, had long since disappeared.

?? "Go to the book world, count down three, two, one..."

?? *

?? "Chi--"

??A coolness spread from the shoulders to the back waist, and the cloth made a clear tearing sound.

?? "The camera is coming, do you want nude photos flying all over the sky, hide!"

?? Li Qiao closed the "I debuted in C position after stepping on cannon fodder" in his mind, and opened his eyes.

?? A black rumble.

??Overhead is the sound-proof ceiling of the video studio, which is nearly five meters high. The lights are not turned on, and only the light reflection of the stage floor not far away can be vaguely seen.He was crouching in the corner of the aisle, with rows of transparent chairs in front of him, the side corner door was left open, and the cold wind was blowing in, whining in the middle of the night.

??This is the studio of the idol singing and dancing talent show "Idol Live 101". They recorded their first round of performance here yesterday. After the performance, the real-time popularity ranking was announced. Among the 101 trainees, the one named Li Qiao The player ranked 56th.

??The first round of rankings that will be recorded soon will be released, half of the people will be eliminated, and the 55th will be the last one.

?? Li Qiao: "...do you have to stuff me until this point in time?"

"Cough," the system's mechanical voice was full of guilt, "Isn't this random, it's incomparable with those second-generation systems."

??Since this self-proclaimed "system" invaded his sea of ​​consciousness a month ago, Li Qiao has become familiar with the information and language of this small world, and has read through this entertainment book called "I debuted in C after stepping on cannon fodder". Circle Counterattack Novel.

?? In the novel, Li Qiao has the same name and surname as him, but he is the cannon fodder stepped on in "Foot on Cannon Fodder": He participated in the idol audition together with the protagonist, which is a clear contrast to the protagonist. The protagonist is strong, excellent, gentle and kind, And he is stupid, squeamish, lying and fucked. After being suppressed by the protagonist again and again, but can only watch the protagonist become the top popularity, the vicious cannon fodder finally broke out, and the backstage uttered harsh words to the protagonist: Go away Look, I will crush you one day!

??——Then he was taught a lesson by one of the protagonist's admirers, the cannon fodder in the text.

??Idol auditions are emerging in endlessly these days. Character designs that are unique and memorable at a glance are particularly important. The original owner thought hard and gave himself a "metaphysics master" character design: because he once lived in a Taoist temple when he was young , In the personal VCR before the game, he claimed to be a lay disciple of the Taoist temple. When performing talents, he drew several decent spells on the spot, and bragged about his experience of hunting ghosts with his "master".

??The original owner has a group photo of Taoist brothers as proof. After makeup, his appearance is exquisite and beautiful. top.

??Of course, these are the foreshadowing for the protagonist to appear on the stage. After the game started and the protagonist Shou came out, the audience became more and more disappointed with the original owner: he is weak, ugly without makeup, and has a bad personality. over there!

??Tonight, it was Cannon Fodder who gave him a fatal blow:

??The program will record a "Haunted House" derivative program, attracting fans and making jokes through various funny reactions of the trainees when they are frightened. Of course, in order to avoid any accidents, the contestants are also thoroughly informed in advance.

??When the show came to notify, Cannon Fodder Gong found someone to lure the original owner out in advance. After the recording started in the evening, he told him that the small black room was a family surprise prepared by the program group, so he was looking forward to the original owner who was reunited with his family. Congratulations! After waiting for a long while, a bloody head rolled in front of him.

??The original owner used to go to the Taoist temple, purely because he was weak and recovering from his illness. In essence, he was a cowardly crying bag. The staff took a few props for pretending to be ghosts from the variety show, and frightened the unprepared original owner. Run wildly.

??In order to prevent the original owner from running too fast, Cannon Fodder Gong even asked his younger brother to cut his clothes while it was dark, coaxing him to hide in a corner, and then another younger brother chased after him with the camera.

??The original owner panicked and burst into tears, all of which were captured by the camera. The younger brother was shocked first and then heartbroken: Aren't you a Taoist priest?Why are you so scared by the props? Are all your characters deceptive? !

??The original owner was speechless. In the chaos, he couldn't figure out how the clothes were torn. He couldn't even run. Looking at the camera, he felt that he was completely finished. He covered his face and cried bitterly with his clothes disheveled. ironclad evidence.

?? Since then, his few remaining fans have also run away. After a few days, the ranking was announced, and he slipped to more than 80, and he was eliminated amidst the sound of gloating.

?? System: "Our goal is to reverse the adversity and let the trampled cannon fodder make their C debut. I believe you can do it, dear!"

?? Li Qiao: "My dear came a bit late."

??... The system closed its mouth guiltily.

??——At this time, the original owner was so frightened that he ran out of the small black room, and the whole program was broadcast live.

??This reaction can be regarded as cute in contrast to rough guy and sand sculpture character design. For him, it is ironclad evidence of deceiving the audience.Playing dead won't work, excuses are useless, if you run by force...

?? Li Qiao stood up, touched his shoulders that were mostly half naked in the air with his backhand, and glanced at the camera that was approaching him with a red light shining in the darkness. With his current physical fitness, there was a high probability that he would not be able to escape. , You may also be caught in countless ragged "shadows".

?? Looks like the chances of a comeback are slim.

??"……What did you say?"

??Xu Hui didn't hear Li Qiao's words clearly, but he watched as Li Qiao didn't listen to him and lay down obediently. What are you doing up? Do you want your nude photos to float on the front page of the forum tomorrow?!"

??The gimmick of this draft is the live broadcast of the whole process. All the contestants have long been accustomed to being highly nervous when they see the camera. They must show their best condition. The original owner panicked when he heard that the camera was still on. Hiding behind him, begging Xu Huiyun to give him a piece of clothing. When he found out that Xu Hui was not a helper but an accomplice, it was already too late.

??As the younger brother who managed to get along with Cannon Fodder Gong, Xu Hui believed that being able to receive this kind of "task" was a sign of trust. Seeing that Li Qiao was unmoved, he couldn't help stretching out his hand anxiously: "Why don't you Hide? I'm doing it for your own good!"

?? Li Qiao leaned back, easily dodged Xu Hui's grabbing hand, turned his head and glanced around, ran two steps quickly, pushed his hands on the seat, and tore off the silk cloth on the instructor's seat.

??Xu Hui's hand was thrown into the air, and he raised his head in a hurry. He only caught the moment when Li Qiao turned over. He couldn't help being stunned, thinking, when did this person's movements become so neat?

??The next second, he saw Xiong Gaozhuo running over with the videographer and several staff huffing and puffing. He could only temporarily suppress his doubts and follow up.

?? With a "snap", someone pressed the switch, and the high-frequency spotlights on the ceiling suddenly lit up, making the entire recording studio extremely bright.

??Xiong Gaozhuo took the lead and ran at the front—he couldn't get used to Li Qiao for a long time. This person always looks like a young master and earns bonuses by relying on his personality. Although his popularity is declining now, he was the first at the beginning, 101 The essence of the draft is a battle royale, how can you feel at ease if you don't completely trample people to death?

??He had been enjoying the live broadcast of Li Qiao's rolling and crawling for a long time. He thought that as long as he turned on the light, he would see a guy curled up on the ground crying and trembling. After going around half a circle in a daze, he was sure that it was the person he was looking for.

??The young trainee is sitting on the contestant seat, leaning against the back of the chair, with his elbows resting on the armrests. The silk cloth from nowhere is loosely placed on the back of the chair, and it hangs down naturally, covering his shoulders. At first glance, it doesn't appear to be obtrusive at all.

??Xiong Gaozhuo originally planned to call the camera on Li Qiao's face, but he didn't expect that he still had the strength to get up on the seat. Instead, he turned into the other party condescending, looking at himself, who was sweating and panting heavily!

??It doesn't feel like a certain draft trainee is scared out of his wits, but rather like a vampire or a demon who is about to give orders——

??Xiong Gaozhuo slapped himself in the heart, thinking he must have been fooled by the light!He hastened to adjust his state, and took a few steps forward to care: "Li Qiao, why did you run out suddenly? Are you okay?"

??He looked up at Li Qiao: "Your hair is all messed up. Did you just cry on your face? You have to go back and wash it, you..." He frowned, his face darkened, as if Thinking of something, he said in a rough voice, "...Aren't you a Taoist priest? Why are you afraid of such obvious props? We ordinary people are not like you?"

??Xiong Gaozhuo is nearly 1.9 meters tall, and he walks in the character of a hearty and rough man. Fans affectionately call him "Big Bear". When he asked questions so "outspokenly", the barrage did not doubt him, and he followed suit:

??【That's right, no one else was afraid of being like this. Have you ever caught a ghost before?With the howling of ghosts and wolves just now, did he scare the ghosts away by relying on the volume? 】

??【I think Li Qiao's metaphysics persona is fake???Take two useless broken talismans to pretend to be a master, whoever believes is stupid! 】

??【Believe it or not is one thing, it's his fault for deceiving people! 】……

?? Xiong Gaozhuo saw Xu Hui, who was peeking at the bullet screen, give him an "OK" gesture, and immediately struck while the iron was hot, clenched his fists and frowned, looking extremely annoyed: "Could it be that you, your character designs, are all deceiving the audience ? You are too much!"

??The others pretended to pull him over, pointed at the camera, and whispered: "It's live broadcast, don't be so blunt, be careful of his fans..."

??Xiong Gaozhuo sighed deeply, and said in a "low voice" with the volume that the machine could just capture: "Oh, although I usually think he is a bit delicate, but at least he has the bottom line of being a human being. I really..."

?? After singing and fighting, someone in the barrage was soon incited:

??【Speechless, are those who are still fans of Li Qiao blind? 】

??【Big bear is upright, I can't see this kind of villain who deceives the audience! 】

??[The liar is disgusting, I regret that I voted for him]...

??Xiong Gaozhuo also has confidence in his acting skills. He secretly glanced at Li Qiao while he was heartbroken, expecting to see Li Qiao panic or furiously defending himself. Unexpectedly, Li Qiao just propped his chin with one hand, condescending and smiling He glanced at him with a non-smile.

?? He was full of pleasure, but when Li Qiao looked at him like this, his whole body shivered. He felt his scalp tighten, and his guilty conscience turned into embarrassment in an instant. He said loudly: "You, what are you laughing at? It's been so long since it happened, You are wearing this cloth and sitting still, do you still have the least respect for the audience?"

??He knew very well that under the cloth, Li Qiao could only be described as "scarcely clothed". He poked at this point in order to remove Li Qiao's last layer of fig leaf.But for some reason, he always felt that what he said should have been more imposing, but the players' seats are stepped, and now Li Qiao is on the top and he is on the bottom. If he wants to get rid of the cloth, he has to climb up. .

?? He crawled in a panic, and his heart became more and more angry. He couldn't help venting a bit of anger in front of the camera, but he thought that the audience would not have time to control him now. He raised his voice: "I am angry for the audience, and I am also angry for the audience. I am ashamed to be on the same show as you! I am going to risk it all, you must come down today and apologize to all the audience!"

??In the plot of the original book, the original owner curled up in a corner. After finding the camera, he felt extremely ashamed. He couldn't help crying, and when he thought about it, he ran away. On the one hand, he was concerned about his clothes, and on the other hand, he was surrounded by everyone. In the end, he really didn't want to face it anymore. The camera was off, and I had to cry while admitting to the camera that I was wrong, and apologized to all the audience.

??At this point, the original owner's character design was completely shattered, he was ridiculed by the crowd in the barrage, and even the contestants taunted and humiliated him, and was finally eliminated in an extremely embarrassing posture.

??At this time, Xiong Gaozhuo's eyes were full of excitement, and he pulled the silk cloth tightly, only thinking that Li Qiao's disguise would be exposed in the next second, making him cry and beg for mercy——

?? A sudden pain in his wrist.

??In an instant, a pain that almost crushed his bones pierced through his brain. He instinctively let out a howl, frantically shook his hands and couldn't break free no matter what. When he lowered his head, he found that Li Qiao's hand was just resting on his. On the wrist, gently pinch.

?? I'm afraid from the perspective of the live broadcast, it is not an exaggeration to say that the other party is giving him a massage.

??Xiong Gaozhuo's eyes were tearing apart, and his voice was distorted by the extreme pain: "Let go, help! Come and save me!!"

?? The people around looked at him in a daze, wondering if they should step forward to save him, and the bullet screen was full of question marks.

?? On Xiong Gaozhuo's side, the continuous and violent pain, which he had never experienced before, broke his will within a few seconds: with this level of pain, his wrist bones should have been shattered long ago!But not only did he not, it seemed to the outside world that the other party even just touched him casually, so that his screams for help were treated as acting, and everyone around him looked at him like an idiot!

??——You are the idiots, can't you see how evil this person has become? !

??Xiong Gaozhuo wanted to roar, but he was so painful that he couldn't utter a word, so he could only silently plead with the person opposite him with his eyes, begging the other person to soften his heart: that is the only tyrant he has ever seen in his life!

??The tyrant spoke a second before beads of sweat rolled down his forehead.

??His expression can even be called innocent and annoyed——

?? "Well, haven't you finished acting yet?"

??The mercury-like spotlight fell, and the thick eyelashes of the "tyrant" were stained with fine light.

?? *

?? "We have received your itinerary, and we will adjust the shooting process according to it later..." Cheng Xiaoou, the director of "Idol Live 101", is smiling at the person opposite at the moment.

??The top stream among the top streamers to be a PD is to be so popular that the show makes concessions for his schedule.

??The person on the other side hadn't responded yet, but the door of the lounge was hastily pushed open. A contestant was sweating profusely, leaning on the door and yelling: "Director, Li Qiao, he, he..."

??The director immediately put away his smile, and said impatiently: "Is there anything I need to ask the selection supervisor, I can't see I'm busy?!"

??Xu Hui couldn't help being startled, and was about to hesitate to close the door, but the person sitting next to the director condescended and said, "What's wrong with Li Qiao?"

?? As soon as he opened his mouth, the director immediately changed his face: "What's wrong with Li Qiao, tell me quickly!"

?? "He - he's crazy!"