Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

Xijiang Qianhu Miao Village is a well-known scenic spot in China. There is a saying in Qilu: "The mountains are like emeralds, the water is like a jade, and the clouds are like flowers in the mist. If there are three inches of land in front of the village, I would like to live in Miao Village and be the Miao family."

??It's just that the purpose of the "Idol's Extreme Life" program has always been "never let the guests feel comfortable". The more the guests collapse, the more enthusiastic the audience is. Therefore, the team has never set foot in Zhaizhong, which has already been commercialized to a certain extent. Instead, in the mountains of Guizhou and Guizhou, each of the two boy groups was assigned a thatched house and a tree house.

??When the Wanshike Band got the tree house by lottery, they danced in ecstasy. I felt that sleeping on a tree in this midsummer is definitely much cooler than in a thatched house. And the atmosphere is romantic and close to nature. It is suitable for concave shape and fits them idol status.

?? As a result, they lived in less than two days. They found it inconvenient not only to light a fire for cooking, but also to be bitten by mosquitoes. Even after applying layers of toilet water, the members were still stared at. Body bag, the most exaggerated one is Luo Xinji, who was stung by some kind of insect? The next day, the two lips were swollen like sausages, red, swollen and shiny!

??Audience: Hahahahahaha!

??They are very used to worshiping the soda troupe in various ways, and regard the Wanshike Orchestra as a comedian—in this show, they can broaden their horizons and know that people can accomplish so many things, appreciate brotherhood, and kowtow cp, feel the warm and united friendship interaction;

?? On the one hand, I can constantly see idol idols with exquisite makeup in the past, who are tortured by life and collapsed in pain. It's so tall and so many people look at it, it's so fragrant! !

"I feel like I'm really poisoned..." Jiang Zizhen was bitten by mosquitoes several times on his thigh and calf. At this moment, the mosquito bag bulged out big and red, almost the size of a mineral water bottle cap. Yuan Ning was giving it to him After applying calamine lotion, he leaned limply on Yuan Ning's body, grabbed his hand and let him touch it, "Touch it, there is still a hard lump under this bag... Woohoo, I must be poisoned, the program crew Don't care about me, Ningning, I only have you..."

?? Yuan Ning blushed and pulled his hand back: "Qiao Qiao said that you are fine, hurry up and apply the medicine, you are dead."

??Jiang Zizhen cheated: "He didn't touch it, Ningning, don't just be superstitious about him, look at me too... oh!"

??A finger pressed hard on his mosquito bag, and Jiang Zizhen immediately bounced like a fish with a rocket on it: "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"

?? Li Qiao slowly withdrew his hand. After a month of running around, the other guests on the show were more or less tanned, but his fingertips were still as beautiful and delicate as a sliced ​​onion. Jiang Zizhen saw it It was his hand, and he immediately faltered: "I definitely didn't mean that, I just, just..."

"It's just not poisoned." Li Qiao said, clapping his hands by the way, stood up on his knees, and glanced at him with a smile in his eyes, "After applying the medicine and going to work, if I can pick it up, there will be enough for dinner tonight Firewood, I will let you stay tonight and sleep on the ground."

?? Li Qiao is famous for not being attacked by mosquitoes within five meters, not to mention Yuan Ning in the house - Jiang Zizhen is 1 willing to sleep on the floor, even by the door, after all the hard work these days !

??He jumped up with an "Aww", and he didn't care about wiping the medicine anymore. He pulled his shoes and rushed out the door as if his butt was on fire, leaving only a series of tail voices: "No problem, thank you, Joe team, I will go right away !!"

"... Qiao Qiao," Yuan Ning looked up at Li Qiao hesitantly, glanced around the camera out of the corner of his eye, pressed the mic, and lowered his voice a little, "You don't have to help me like this, I'm still here temporarily Not consider……"

"Help you?" Li Qiao also pressed the mic, and hooked the corners of his lips, "Didn't I ask him to volunteer to help us?"

??He knows that Jiang Zizhen is pursuing Yuan Ning overtly and secretly recently, and also knows that Yuan Ning has a psychological shadow on creatures like "ex-boyfriends" on the one hand, and on the other hand, he also feels that idols cannot fall in love, or they will be sorry for fans.

??But Li Qiao Mingming watched Yuan Ning's fans go through "that incident", and felt that their idols were so pitiful and hurt so badly. They should have a wise and powerful boyfriend to make up for Yuan Ning's heart gaps, comforting his scars...

??And the reason why Li Qiao knew it was because when he was swiping about himself, he accidentally discovered that Yuanning fans once hoped that that person was Li Qiao... After Li Qiao's love affair was officially announced, they were more fans than Shen and Li. Still lost, weeping and saying: My daughter has lost another excellent pumpkin!

??Li Qiao: Is it okay if I compensate you? =_=

"It's really not helping you." Li Qiao pulled Yuan Ning to stand up, "I just gave you a chance to get in touch with this possibility. Don't always ignore the comments, in fact, your fans are bigger than you imagined A lot of tolerance."

?? Yuan Ning was pulled up by him in a daze, and his lips moved very lightly.

??It seemed that the sunlight was too bright. He closed his eyes hard, and then opened them again. A thin layer of water flashed in his eyes, and he smiled: "...Okay, I know."

??Yuan Ning walked into the thatched hut to prepare ingredients for dinner. Li Qiao looked at his busy back, and the system shook his head and sighed: "Master, I think he still likes you more. If you said that you want to be with him, he I will definitely not hesitate anymore, no matter what Jiang Zizhen Jiang Zifei is all kicked, I will be with you!"

?? Li Qiao gave the system a brainstorm: "Stop talking about those useless things. It's just that I helped him, and he has an illusion."

"It's not an illusion. In people's minds, the master is the best." The system said aggrievedly, "If you only match others, they will all form a couple, and in the end you will be the only one left widowed." .”

?? "...Where am I widowed? Where? I have a boyfriend!" Li Qiao pinched the system's face back and forth, "Are you just sarcastic about your 'best master'?"

??Li Qiao was rounding and flattening the system, and Lu Chaijia ran into the yard sweating and panting: "Joe, Qiao Qiao, the 'Assault Group' seems to be here!"

??The "Assault Group" is actually the group of relatives of the guests organized by the program. It must not just follow from the beginning, it will become "Where is Dad?" Surprises and accidents”, in fact, the guests knew that they would come, and some of them were even chatting on the phone the night before.

??Of course, on the surface they still have to pretend to be ignorant—but veterans of variety shows often know many "secrets" just by looking at the camera. Just like this moment, the live broadcast machine is set up and the microphone is turned on , the staff in the yard who were enjoying the cool in the afternoon all got up quickly and began to enter the state of being ready for work——

??The members of the boy group know that the group of relatives and friends pushes the door, that is, within a dozen or 10 minutes.

??The members who were sleeping in the house, picking fruit outside the house, and preparing dinner in the kitchen all wandered into the yard unintentionally, standing, sitting, or raising their hands to fiddle with the grapevine...

??When the door squeaked, everyone with pricked ears turned their heads in unison, shouting "Mom!" "Dad~" "Brother, why are you here?" Filming also tests acting skills.

?? The relatives and friends who came in showed genuine excitement and joy on their faces: the children who are idol idols are either practicing, auditioning, or performing in different places throughout the year. They don't see their children a few times throughout the year.

??Especially this show is so hard and hard. Some parents feel distressed enough watching TV at home. When they see their children, their eyes fill with tears, and they can't stop caring about "you've lost weight" in their arms. It's dark" "How are you doing here"...

??Because the whole age of the soda group is relatively young, the oldest is only in his early twenties, so their parents are also quite young, mostly in their forties, the oldest is Bai Jingqi's parents, because Bai Jingqi is a two-year-old The couple looked about 50 years old, but they also had black hair and good looks.

?? There are two people who stand out the most here. One is Lu Chai and his elder brother, the famous president of BULO, and also the famous younger brother Mu Cheng. He is handsome in a black suit and has long legs.

??The other is Li Rongxuan. He is wearing a set of light gray casual clothes, his hair has been dyed, and he has a diamond watch with a starry sky dial on his wrist. At first glance, he looks younger and more handsome than Mu Cheng.

??Li Qiao and Li Rongxuan faced each other. Amidst the hugs, tears, and greetings, Li Rongxuan stretched out his hand dryly: "I..."

??Li Qiao reached out to shake his hand, and smiled lightly: "Hello."

?? Before Li Rongxuan could feel the temperature of his son's palm carefully, Li Qiao withdrew his hand.

?? He stood where he was, feeling a sense of loss in his heart: the flesh and blood of his dearest relatives are actually like strangers to each other at this moment.

?? Immediately sighed again: Who is to blame?Only himself to blame.

?? "You have a bumpy road and you have to change cars. Are you very tired?" Shi Shun and Fang Bing helped to greet, "It's too sunny today. Go inside and sit and rest for a while, and you can eat soon."

"No, we're really not tired!" Bai Jingqi's mother smiled heartily, "Li Qiao's father was very kind, and rented a very comfortable off-road team to take us here. The car is stable and not bumpy at all. 10 We just got out of the car a few minutes ago, and we haven't been in the sun, and now we are fine!"

??The group members who trekked into the mountains and found the thatched hut with their lives on the steam bus: ...envy, envy, and hate QAQ.

?? And the barrage is also particularly shocking:

??【? ?I thought Li Qiao's father was the one who was the most reluctant and made up for it. It would be good if he didn't yell at Li Qiao in front of the camera, but he was so proactive and willing to pay to help other parents? 】

??【Willing to establish a good relationship with other children's parents in the kindergarten is the first step to recognize the child's choice of kindergarten. Does Li's father support Li Qiao as a star? 】

??【I didn't see Li Qiao coming home, when did the relationship between father and son develop by leaps and bounds? 】

??【No, looking at how they get along, I feel that the relationship has not improved by leaps and bounds...】

??【It's just that Papa Li has softened a lot. 】

??…

?? Li Qiao didn't know what to say, paused for two seconds, still didn't look at Li Rongxuan, turned his head and said: "You guys should come in first, the sun is poisonous, maybe you won't feel anything for a while, and you will easily suffer from heat stroke after a long time."

"You're Xiao Qiao, right? You're so handsome." Bai Jingqi's mother smiled all over her face, and wanted to touch Li Qiao's face, but she was embarrassed when she remembered his identity, so she withdrew her hand and said, "No, there's someone else , He got off the car and called a little behind, and he will definitely come in within 5 minutes at most, let's wait for him."

??The rest of the group of relatives and friends also echoed: "Wait for him!"

?? Seeing that this person is very popular among relatives and friends, the members of the soda group are getting more and more confused: this is my mother, this is your father, that is your brother...the number of people is just right, that's right, Why is there one more person? !

??Outside the small courtyard of the thatched hut, the door was knocked lightly twice, and one person pushed the door in, and said with a smile: "The group of relatives and friends adds up to nineteen people, and the director said that adding me just made up the whole, so give me too." Bought a plane ticket."

"...Shen, Teacher Shen?!"

?? *

??The arrival of Shen Yan made the barrage full of confusion again.

??No one believed his nonsense of "the air ticket is rounded up", but Shen Yan came once in the first issue. The audience went to watch it curiously, wanting to solve the mystery of "Did Shen Li and Li break up?" As a result, the interaction between Shen Yan and Li Qiao was pitiful. Shen Yan defended Li Qiao once in front of everyone. At first, he thought it was domineering to protect his wife, but finally found that he should be telling the truth...

??The relationship between the two is complicated and confusing, making it even more difficult for the audience to confirm, so they had to put a stamp of "probably in an agreement to engage in a relationship". =_=

??Unexpectedly, in the finale of the first episode, Shen Yan actually came again. Is this going to be a play to the end, a full set of plays...?

??Li Qiao blinked slowly, and his spiritual sense communicated with Shen Yan: "Why are you here?"

??With the realm of the two of them, it is not difficult to have a conversation in this crowded place with no one else in their minds.

??It's just that Shen Yan didn't have the consciousness to answer him, so he walked over and took his hand, and said with a smile: "I heard that you didn't enter the house until I came? Fortunately, I walked fast and didn't let you stay in the sun for too long. "

??The group of relatives and friends was filled with joy immediately. Obviously, they had gotten along very well along the way. They laughed and joked with Shen Yan, or teased him for being too clingy to Li Qiao. They must have come all the way...

?? Li Qiao was held by Shen Yan and walked forward flickeringly. When he was about to enter the door, Shen Yan turned half sideways and reminded him in a low voice: "Be careful of the threshold."

??Li Qiao: "..."

??He slammed into the big wall in the spiritual consciousness space, and even the non-existent dust fell all over the ground. The system jumped up in fright, and asked him what's wrong?

?? Li Qiao Youyou said: "...I'm hopeless."

?? *

??Actually, the members of the men's team were full of "joy" even if they were not "surprised" by the arrival of the group of relatives and friends.

??On the one hand, it is the longing for the reunion of family members after a long absence. On the other hand, it is rare for the group of relatives and friends to be allowed by the rules of the program group to send them food supplies so that they can enjoy a long-lost hearty meal.

?? Even some industrious parents take the initiative to clean and tidy up the house for them, count the ingredients, and then look at the watch. When the industrious little bee Jiang Zizhen comes over with firewood branches, he is ready to put on an apron and lay down for them himself. cook.

??Supper cooking has become a sought-after job. Everyone wants to treat their cubs well, but no one who succeeds in grabbing the job in the end is actually that famous playboy Li Rongxuan who eats, drinks and has fun!

?? "Eating a lot, I can study it myself." Li Rongxuan seemed well prepared, and showed everyone the photos in his mobile phone album, "I have a first-class chef certificate, and I can cook the eight major cuisines of Sichuan, Shandong, Guangdong and Huaihe. What preferences and taboos do your children have, just write them down and give them to me, and I promise to make you all satisfied and comfortable.”

??Originally, the parents accepted his favor on the way when they came, and they were too embarrassed to refuse him; in addition, his own conditions are indeed excellent: any other parent may not be able to taste better than him. There are not as many cuisines as Li Rongxuan, and he may patronize his own children at that time, so that other children can't eat what suits his taste...

??Thinking about it this way, the group of relatives and friends voted unanimously: Li Rongxuan will be in charge of the dinner, and everyone else will help.

?? And Li Rongxuan also used his "work" to prove that what he said was true, and his cooking skills are very good.The members of the soda group come from all over the world, with tastes of sweet, sour, bitter, spicy, salty, each with their own preferences, but he can take care of them one by one. It is the members of the group who have eaten in the past month, except for Li Qiao's "reiki dishes". The most delicious and satisfying meal ever.

Everyone ate and drank enough to enjoy a delicious meal. Shi Shun's father stroked his round belly back and forth with his big hands, and laughed and sighed: "It's no wonder Xiao Qiao can cook such amazing dishes. This talent must be up to you Bar!"

"No." Li Rongxuan just shook his head and said with a smile, "Qiao Qiao is born with aura, and the dishes he makes are combined with the spirituality of heaven and earth. Who can eat it once, it is a lifetime enjoyment; I just It's craftsmanship, after a few years of effort, most people can do it... I can't compare with him."

?? Hearing what he said, everyone looked at Li Qiao involuntarily, but Li Qiao just bit his chopsticks and looked at the plate on the dinner table without saying a word.

??Li Rongxuan picked up a chopstick of celery, hesitated, and then slowly put it into Li Qiao's bowl. He didn't shy away from the camera, and whispered: "I know what every child here likes to eat, but I don't know Your... father is sorry."

?? Li Qiao looked down at the handful of celery.

?? He really doesn't like celery... Li Rongxuan stepped on his thunder point precisely.

??But the dim light shines on Li Rongxuan's hands. Although his face and figure still look young, his hands can be seen the traces of time. The skin is dry and thin, and the phalanges are protruding, covered with fine and dense lines and grooves. .

?? Li Qiao picked up the handful of celery, put it in his mouth, and ate it bite by bite with the momentum of almost biting off the chopsticks.

?? *

?? At night Li Qiao tossed and turned unable to sleep, he was still hesitating.

??After tossing and baking the cake for a while, he heard rustling noises coming from outside the door.

?? It is the voice of two people.

??Those two people's every move was light enough, if it wasn't for Li Qiao's ears, others would most likely not be able to hear it.

?? Li Qiao turned over and sat up, brushing his hair back, but the people around him were still soundly asleep.

??Li Qiao sat by the bed, released his spiritual sense to detect, and recognized the two people in the yard who were about to open the door and go out.

?? It's Li Rongxuan and Shen Yan.

??Li Qiao waited until they opened the door and walked out of the yard, then got out of bed and followed behind.