Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

Focused by everyone's eyes, Luo Xinji's face flushed red, and he took a step back and said, "I, I didn't steal the chicken! I was in the kitchen all the time, and I just asked Chi Han and Zhu Deyuan to find a way to get some meat,? That's right, it's them They did it!" He stretched out his hand and pointed at his team.

?? Chi Han and Zhu Deyuan were originally the staunch captains of Wanshike Orchestra? But Luo Xinji followed suit and wanted to grab some resources that had leaked through his fingers.

?? As a result, before the resources arrived, they were sold by Luo Xinji as soon as they turned around. The two of them were also in a hurry.Zhu Deyuan yelled: "You said that we are financially tight? You can't feed the good things we bought ourselves to the next door group, and tell us to buy meat in the village? You just say, but don't give money. Of course, we can only go and get it." !!"

?? Chi Han also said: "It's you who said that the more meat the better,? We can't tell the difference between a rooster and a hen? As soon as we caught one, the other chickens in the yard ran around. We couldn't help it." You just took it all over. You didn't say anything at the time, how can you push it all on us now?"

?? The three evaded each other, and they were arguing, but they still said "Take" plausibly, and the weak rural woman who was wiping tears couldn't help but muttered: "Stealing is stealing,? Take it... "

Hearing his wife's words, the strong man with the rake chopped down the rake and stared, "I don't care which of you stole the chicken, it's you guys who stole it anyway!"

?? He glanced at the hall and saw a large row of black cameras. He heard that a program crew was going to come to them to film something. , he must be willing to spend money, and he can make a good fortune.

?? After making up his mind, he elbowed the wife next to him, and the woman dressed as a rural woman burst into tears again: "It's only June, and you killed and ate all our chickens. What do we do in autumn and winter?" live……"

??The strong man cooperated viciously: "Either you lose money, or we will send you to the Public Security Bureau now, and you should stop filming here, and continue to be a star in the next scene!" When it comes to the important threatening passage, his Mandarin unexpectedly It's all better.

?? This can be regarded as the evil man's own troubles. Chi Han and Zhu Deyuan's faces turned pale with fright. Zhu Deyuan pointed at the camera and tremblingly said: "When we took and stole the chicken, the camera teacher was by the side and took pictures. We thought, Think……"

??Thought that the program team would chase after you and help you advance money?

??In this way, you can not only enjoy delicious and natural meat, but also don’t need to spend survival funds, and you can easily defeat your opponents.

??Shang Jianan silently rolled her eyes: I thought I had been in a few idol-limited variety shows, so I was an old variety show. Playing with my sister?Sis is not the little director that those people used to talk lightly and need to coax you!

??Actually, when Chi Han and Zhu Deyuan stole the chicken, although Shang Jianan didn't cut into the live broadcast, she was determined to teach these people a profound lesson: she didn't follow the rules and wanted to steal Playing tricks, there are still four episodes to come, how do you film this show?

??Of course, stealing a chicken won’t really get the Wan Shi Ke Band into trouble. It is estimated that the company’s public relations will use "they are just children with weak legal awareness and not sensible enough". It’s just that their wallets are really going to bleed it's -

??In the end, Luo Xinji, Chi Han, and Zhu Deyuan had to bow in front of the camera and apologize to the strong man's family. They stewed three chickens in total. One chicken was calculated at two hundred, and they had to pay a total of 600 yuan.

??In fact, the strong man’s family raises the most common local chickens, and they also feed rice, corn, and leftovers. One on the market costs only 50 yuan, but they doubled the price several times. Luo Xinji and others In order to save the last face in front of the audience, he had to knock out his teeth and swallow his blood, and swallowed his anger and agreed to a high price for compensation.

??The rest of their survival fund is not enough to pay out now, and the program team refused to borrow it, so Luo Xinji had no choice but to grit his teeth and take off his watch as compensation.

??The strong man is also very knowledgeable. One second, he had green eyebrows and green eyes, and made a nasty voice, and the next second he grinned and smiled: "Hey, okay, let's reach an understanding, next time you guys don't steal things. .”

??Luo Xinji almost fainted from frustration: His watch was bought with his one month's salary, which is worth tens of thousands, but now it is worth a few rural chickens. Don't steal it!

??He waited for the villager to leave, he held his chest and couldn't help looking at Li Qiao, and found that Li Qiao was packing up the dishes, as if for cooking, he changed into a set of loose clothes, and his eyebrows and eyes were bright under the light , the evening wind flowed along his sleeves.

??Luo Xinji just remembered that until now, he hadn't even eaten a bite of rice, not to mention tired and hungry, and even put on a watch of his own!And seeing that the group's hearts are not in harmony, it is unknown how many troubles will arise in the next few days.

??In contrast, how could Li Qiao be so relaxed and unscathed?After going up the mountain and down the river for another day, not only did his appearance remain undamaged, even the oily smoke and dirt on his chin could make his skin white and his facial features exquisite...

?? "Have you seen enough?" Bai Jingqi said fiercely.

??At the moment the live broadcast machine has been closed. In order to ensure the ratings of the recording and broadcasting, director Shang Jianan will deliberately keep many projects to enhance the sense of mystery.

?? Now that Bai Jingqi picked the wheat, she didn't bother to cover it up anymore. Anyway, Luo Xinji's eyes on Li Qiao were hot enough and naked: "Our captain has a boyfriend. Even if he doesn't, there are still a lot of people waiting in line Woolen cloth!"

"Oh, how could I..." Luo Xinji subconsciously wanted to refute, but he found it difficult to explain his complicated state of mind to Shang Bai Jingqi's piercing eyes.

??Thinking back to the place where he couldn't help stopping his gaze just now when his thoughts were chaotic, he felt that he was really a little speechless: "I, think what you like! I'm leaving!!"

??He turned and left, and Bai Jingqi sneered behind him: "Oh, man."

??Luo Xinji: "..."

?? He should withdraw from the circle, right now! !

?? *

??Facts have proved that Luo Xinji's declaration of quitting the circle is still very predictable:

??The first live broadcast of "Idol's Extreme Life" is divided into three periods, one hour each in the morning, noon, and evening. If you are out of the circle, the live broadcast at night will be out of the circle——

??First, Li Qiao picked strange "wild vegetables" to cause controversy, then the Wanshike Orchestra refused to eat, and then there was a genuine performance from the members of the Soda Troupe to all the staff. Immediately after Li Qiao was provoked, he announced on the spot that the national A new drug that benefits the country and the people is about to be launched!

??This new drug is related to everyone's health problems, and the impact it has caused is extensive and far-reaching. The beautiful country sent congratulations (questions) and telegrams (doubts) with its allies. More countries are paying close attention to the price and distribution of drugs. , export and other issues, the naked eye can see that Huaguo's international status is about to rise to a higher level.

?? But the most amazing thing about this live broadcast is the "chicken stealing incident" at the end of the live broadcast: a group of big men came to the door with hoes and rakes, and pointed their noses and scolded you for stealing my chicken. This is unheard of in variety shows. , The people who eat melons came to watch the excitement excitedly. In order to focus on eating melons, a topic was created called #万事科乐抱鸡#.

?? Fans of Wanshike retorted angrily: "My brothers didn't steal the chicken, they took it!!"

?? "My brother has already compensated, they just didn't know before!"

?? "Brothers were tricked by the program team, the spicy chicken program team apologizes!"...

??The audience who watched the live broadcast couldn't help but reply: "If you don't ask, you are stealing."

?? "What kind of compensation, get on the bus first and then make up the fare, don't put money on your face, is that called compensation?"

?? "What did the program team cheat on your brother? Didn't they help your sneaky brother wipe his ass? They took advantage of the loopholes in the rules and affected the reputation of the program. It's fine if the program team doesn't ask them to apologize~"...

??The two sides quarreled fiercely. As a result, the more Wanshi Cola fans retorted, the more the topic was liked, and the more people saw it. In the end, #万事可乐狗鸡# directly became the number one associated word of Wanshi Cola on Weibo , As long as someone searches for the words "万事科乐", a #万事可乐拥鸡# pops up immediately below, which almost makes fans angry. Those with weaker psychological endurance will take the train to take off their fans overnight.

?? This live broadcast has brought a surge of enthusiasm to the show and to Li Qiao, but the Wan Shi Ke Band has brought them... Social death.

??The team members don’t have mobile phones, but they can’t get used to the staff to borrow mobile phones while recording and broadcasting. They got their mobile phones and habitually searched for themselves on Weibo. The whole family came into sight "# Wanshikekeshouji#", "#罗新羊抱鸡#", "Chi Hanzhu Deyuan stole a chicken", "Did Mo Chuan steal a chicken", "Did xxx steal a chicken"...all made their eyes dark, don't Said to withdraw from the circle, they all wanted to leave this earth overnight.

??So for the rest of this issue, for the Soda Group, the Wan Shi Ke Band has obviously become a lot more honest and peaceful-they have turned to infighting.

?? There are a total of eleven members in this group, and the internal relationship itself is already complicated enough. Over the past two years, the uneven distribution of resources has already buried many hidden dangers.

??Luo Xinji's unauthorized striving to win the limelight caused the "chicken stealing incident" and caused the entire group to die with the big society. The members who were dissatisfied with his resources were even more dissatisfied with him. Being backstabbed by him, he began to mutter and shake;

The compensation for stealing the chicken was paid by Luo Xinji alone. The watch whose price was much higher than the chicken made him feel very heartbroken. When he saw the expensive jewelry and clothes brought out by the members of the group, he would stare at them coldly. , thinking that if you were willing to help me at that time, I wouldn't have to pay for the watch...

??In short, the three monks had no water to eat, and the hearts of the Wan Shi Ke Orchestra were scattered, so it was difficult to lead the team. It was easy to cause infighting when doing things, and there were always repeated disputes when deciding to spend money.

??Additionally, the ingredients they bought were not resistant to long-term storage. Most of the seafood spoiled the next day, and the taste of fresh meat quickly changed in the high temperature of June. They had to spend money to buy ingredients from the local villagers.

??A total of more than 400 yuan was left, and the eleven big men ate noisily. With two full days left in the seven days, they completely ran out of food.

??In comparison, the life here at Soda Group is much more comfortable:

??First of all, thanks to Shi Shun and Yuan Ning's life experience, they bought Chinese cabbage, potatoes, kelp, and lard sausages, which are durable to storage, especially sausages, which are simply fairy ingredients. Cut into two pieces and put them in for steaming. When the pot is opened, you will get the tangy and salty smell of bacon.

?? They have a small group, and the food is delicious. In addition, Li Qiao has established a good relationship with the neighbors with a "reiki dish". The neighbors need to do small jobs such as herding cows, feeding chickens, and mowing grass. , They are all willing to hand over to the team members to do it, and they will be paid more than ten yuan after the work is done, so the survival fund of the soda group has not even decreased but increased.

??After half the time, the ingredients they brought were almost eaten, so Li Qiao asked the villagers to buy a chicken and a pig at a friendly price. Yuan Ning was the chef, and Shi Shun and Li Qiao helped him.

?? Looking at it now, Yuan Ning is obviously modest about his cooking skills. The stewed meat is delicious, soft and rotten. The team members who ate the staple food of green vegetables for several days almost swallowed their tongues.

??The smell of meat lingered in and out of the small courtyard for two days. A few members of Wanshi Kele passed by and heard it. I ate a bite of meat.

"... Woo." A member named Jiang Zizhen, who had been out of food for a whole day, held the small plate Yuan Ning gave him. Eyes glistening with tears, "Do you accept marriage?"

?? Li Qiao: "...No."

?? After getting along with each other, I realized that not all people in Wanshike Band are Luo Xinji and Chi Han. There are quite a few people like Jiang Zizhen who are enthusiastic, cheerful, and don't like to play tricks. They rely on a piece of flesh to let them marry... No, come on It is also a good choice to be a handyman, dry cleaning the room, doing laundry and cooking.

??Luo Xinji and the others couldn't bear it all day, so hungry, they imitated Li Qiao and ran to the woods to dig wild vegetables, but the wild vegetables they dug back were cooked and eaten, and then they vomited and diarrhea, lying on the bed weakly and unable to get up. Just barely made it through the last day.

??At the end of the first week of "Diji", most of the Wan Shi Ke Orchestra suffered a lot and spent all their funds. Luo Xinji even put on a watch, and the remaining survival fund: 0.

??The soda group left more than 290 yuan after buying the ingredients at the beginning, and handed in 510 yuan to the survival fund at the end of the seven days-there was even a surplus for the program group!

?? The contrast between victory and defeat in the end was too stark, and Wanshike Orchestra lost completely.

??And in the next few episodes, no matter whether the program group chose a more lively town, a wilderness far away from human habitation, or even a first-tier city in a steel jungle, the Wan Shi Ke Band struggled several times, and finally lost to the Soda Group.

?? Later, the audience of this program no longer cared about the result. What they wanted to see with great interest was how many amazing skills Li Qiao still had: he could go up mountains, go down rivers, cook, Work, people set up a stall to make money, even if he covers his face, he can attract a group of customers flocking to him, he goes to work in a dessert shop, and he can also make the owner (male) have a beautiful one-way secret love that ends without a problem...

??Previous barrage: "When you meet such an all-round idol, you will be a fan! Li Qiao flies bravely, and the fox will always be with you!"

??The current barrage: "This is not an idol, this is a god! Jojo, you fly slowly, we, we can't catch up with you...QAQ."

??The final battle of the final phase is scheduled to be held in Qianhu Miao Village in Xijiang, Leishan County, Guizhou Province.

?? During the competition, Li Qiao got many magical little things such as Illusion Gu and Bamboo Pieces Gu from a man named Meng Gou, and he helped him a lot in the third round of the performance.Witch Gu and Immortal Cultivation are two systems. Li Qiao has always been curious about the origin of Gu, so he was very interested when he heard the news.

"...I just heard," Lu Chai added with a look of embarrassment on his face, "The program team will invite our parents or close family members over to the finale of this episode, saying that they want them to witness our growth..."

?? "Well," Li Qiao propped his face with one hand, and replied casually, "Hasn't it been a long time since you and your brother have met? It's just a chance to get along."

?? "Oh, I'm not important!" Lu Chaijia blushed inexplicably, rubbed the corner of his clothes and said, "I'm mainly worried about you."

??Li Qiao raised his eyes: "Me?"

"That's right, you and Li and Li Rongxuan had such a big fight in the finals before." Lu Chai stumbled, he felt that Li Rongxuan was not good to Li Qiao, so he paused, and there was no honorific name called Li Rongxuan, "Why is he I hate you so much, it is still an unsolved mystery, and your sunspot is still talking about it..."

??Lu Chaijia said angrily: "Your family members can participate, but now Li Rongxuan is the only one left? If he comes, it may greatly damage your public image. After all, for a star, the sharpest knife is always In the hands of the dearest and most beloved person, how many people's reputation falls on it, you have finally come to the present..."

?? "... I don't really care." Li Qiao looked out of the hotel window, slightly lost in thought.

??From the birthless Immortal of Mingyuan, to the former Li Fu and Bai Qinglong, to the present Li Rongxuan... He has traveled through several worlds, but in fact, he has never enjoyed a single day from his family. , the love of parents.

??Li Qiao's eyes wandered, and he murmured: "There is no need to worry, Li Rongxuan may not be willing to come..."

?? "No, inside information." Luchaijia's Gouyan is very serious - the rich and powerful BULO mobile phone is still the main sponsor of "Idol's Extreme Life".

??——"Li Rongxuan has agreed to come."