Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

"This is our special guest,? Shen Yan—"

Before Li Qiao had time to speak, the on-site director had already turned on the loudspeaker to grandly introduce Shen Yan's arrival, and directed the camera to take a close-up of him.

??Because of the location of Shen Yan Station, by the way, the support from the fans of the soda group was zoomed in again.

??Wan Shi Cola fans in the live barrage: "...this is opportunistic, it's not fair!"

??Soda group fan: "When I know that my family won't let support, but I still take comparison pictures and go around saying that we are confused,? Why don't you say opportunistic? So this is a double-standard dog? Oh, I didn't say that the dog is not good The meaning of ^_^."

The barrage was very hot, and the scene was also very enthusiastic: Among the guests on the show, except for Li Qiao, who has a special identity, the others are all draft idols, and they are [-] away from Shen Yan Eight thousand miles.

??Wanshike Band has never been a popular person with a particularly prominent topic,??It has a certain sense of presence in the entertainment industry by relying on eleven members to fight in a group.

??Their C position Luo Xinji has relatively good resources, and has appeared in several good variety shows,? But he can't compare with Shen Yan, so as soon as the director introduced, they all rushed up, bowed and shook hands around Shen Yan, The appearance of a very humble junior made it difficult for Li Qiao and the others to step forward.

??The barrage quickly hits the nail on the head:

??【Is the soda group too rude?Shen Yan is their mentor for the competition. He is not as active and enthusiastic as the team next door. 】

??【That's really not as fast as the dozens of legs of Cola. The director just let the camera pan over, and more than a dozen people have already surrounded Shen Yan in the middle,? The camera is tightly blocked, Nothing left, enthusiasm, really enthusiasm. 】

??【Don't change our group name without authorization! !Don't be so ambiguous, what's wrong with being warm and polite? 】

??The next second, the director Shang Jianan raised his head from behind the camera and shouted: "I haven't finished the introduction yet, you all block the camera, get out of the way, don't block Teacher Shen!"

??Barrage:【…………】

??The members of Wanshike stepped aside awkwardly, and then Director Shang continued to introduce: "During these seven days, you will be divided into two camps according to the teams you belong to. Have a survival fund of 500 yuan."

?? "You can't use mobile phones, you can't ask relatives and friends for help, and you can't use your fame to ask villagers for money. Only the means of survival that are exchanged for labor and sweat will be recognized by the program group."

?? "Mr. Shen will serve as your 'military adviser' in this mission. He is neutral and does not belong to any of your camps. He represents all the members of the program team. When you encounter difficulties or problems, you can ask him for help. "

?? "The request for help does not include money and food assistance. Once you are unable to support yourself, if you ask Mr. Shen for money or food assistance, it will be considered a mission failure, and the other camp will automatically win."

?? "If none of you give up halfway, then at the end of the seven days, make statistics, which camp has more survival funds left, and which side wins."

?? "Have you heard the rules clearly?"

??The members of the men's team said in unison: "Listen clearly——"

?? But although they promised, they looked at the bottomless valley below, with a somewhat struggling and sad expression on their faces.Yuan Ning also walked up to Li Qiao, and whispered worriedly: "I thought I could go to the town to perform, work and set up street stalls to make some money, but it's too far away from the town, and the villagers probably don't lack people to do it." work, they already get more money than us..."

??The well-developed places here are all tourist attractions, but they want to live in the village.Looking down from where they stood, the valley was shrouded in clouds and mist, the cliffs were cut like knives and axes, and the steps were paved with steep bluestone slabs, with weeds and moss growing on them.

??Because it rained the day before, the ground was slippery and muddy, and it became more and more difficult to walk. People had to be careful when going down. It would take at least an hour or two by visual inspection.If you want to climb up, it will be more time-consuming and labor-intensive. If you start early in the morning, you may not be able to go out at noon.

??The most important thing is that after they go down, there will be no bus waiting outside at any time. They bumped from the visitor center to here for more than two hours. If they walk back with their feet, they will arrive all day and night without eating or drinking. Not in the city!

?? It is equivalent to saying that the program team has been determined to trap them in Tiankeng Village and complete their first stop of "Tiankeng".

?? "There must be a way for a car to reach the mountain." Li Qiao hooked his shoulder and comforted him, "Although our money is less, the relative population pressure is also less. The mountains and forests here are so dense, we can always find a way."

??The survival fund of the seven of them is 500 yuan. If converted according to the proportion of the number of people, the Wanshike Orchestra should actually get 780 and [-] yuan, but the program team rounded it up for them and gave it directly to [-] yuan. The members of the soda group were a little angry I am not fair, and feel that the other party has taken advantage of it.

?? Yuan Ning listened to Li Qiao's comfort at this moment, exhaled, smiled and said: "You are right, we should pay more attention to the good aspects - even if it is eating grass, we can finish eating later than them A few days!"

?? It is rare for Yuan Ning to be able to talk and laugh, and Li Qiao also smiled, but he glanced casually from the corner of his eyes, and met Shen Yan's gaze. He was a little far away, and his thick black eyelashes were slightly tempered by the sun.

?? Li Qiao's laughter stopped immediately. He withdrew his hand from Yuan Ning's shoulder and touched his nose: "Should we start?"

?? *

?? "Before departure, please pack your luggage. You can only bring necessary washing items, clothes, and food purchased with the survival fund." The director team announced with a loudspeaker while bringing in a few mules.

??Except for the small amount of luggage that the mule can carry, the rest must be carried by yourself. The long and slippery mountain road, the heavy suitcase is not a small burden, so the boys team guests are also very obedient, unnecessary things Handed over to the program group.

??Both groups took part of the money to buy vegetables in advance. Yuan Ning and Shi Shun were in charge of purchasing for the soda group: Yuan Ning was a poor child who was in charge of the family early, and Shi Shun went to live in a foreign country alone when he was very young. They are all independent and self-care talents that are relatively rare in the regiment.

??The two of them bought a lot of lettuce, Chinese cabbage, potatoes, bean sprouts, and seaweed, and put them in the mule's bag, and the price was only a few dozen yuan.

??Because the meat is easy to spoil if stored for a long time, the program team said that there is no refrigerator in the house they live in, so they only bought two catties of pork belly, a piece of lard, a piece of sausage, and some bottles of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar Cans, everything together cost a little over 200 yuan.

?? And because of sufficient funds, Wan Shi Ke Orchestra spends much more money than them: vegetables include asparagus, peas, and Hericium erinaceus, and meat includes not only pork, but also beef, mutton, and even scallops and seafood.Bai Jingqi's eyes were hot, and she couldn't help but said: "Can you cook it? Don't waste such an expensive dish!"

?? A man named Chi Han in the Wan Shi Ke band replied with a smile: "Our captain is good at cooking. We often eat his dishes. Don't worry about it!"

?? A man named Zhu Deyuan next to him also glanced at him and smiled: "Besides, we bought so many things and spent less than 400 yuan, which is the same proportion as you spent on the survival fund. I just ask you if you are angry, hey , are you angry?"

?? Bai Jingqi choked on the spot: Although the two of them spoke too much, they were smiling, and they looked like they were joking. If he was serious, he would be scolded by the audience for not being able to take a joke.

??Lu Chai pulled the corner of his clothes, Bai Jingqi felt it, and forced a smile and said: "Since they are all the same, why be angry, haha, I will help our captain carry the luggage."

??As soon as he turned around, there was a burst of laughter from behind. Bai Jingqi took a deep breath and strode towards Li Qiao: "Brother Qiao, why are you mentioning so many things? Let me help you!"

?? In his opinion, Li Qiao not only carried his own suitcase, but also carried almost everything that a mule could not fit in his hands. Although he was tall, he was thin, and Bai Jingqi was still holding his breath , Immediately volunteered to snatch his suitcase forcibly: "I will come, I will come, you are so thin, don't be polite to me...Wow, my God!"

?? In front of the camera, he swallowed the phrase "fuck" with difficulty, choked up and asked, "Brother Qiao, what is so heavy inside you?"

"Clothes." Li Qiao glanced at him lightly, and easily took the suitcase back from Bai Jingqi's hands. He had a heavy thing in each hand, like two balls of cotton, and walked down the steps with ease. .

?? Bai Jingqi stared at Li Qiao's back, dumbfounded. He had already forgotten about the duo.

?? *

?? The vindictiveness on both sides is only temporary. After half an hour, the boys group guests dragged their suitcases and walked down the slippery bluestone steps.

??They just want to find a place to rest for a while, but there are either stone walls covered with vines and weeds on both sides, or steep and deep valleys. The steps in the front and the middle cannot be used because they block the back walk; Dare to stop and rest for fear of falling behind.

??Piansheng The weather is very good today, it is June, the blazing sun is shining directly down, coupled with physical exertion, almost all the guests are sweating, some have delicate makeup, and some have wet bangs in strands Hanging on the forehead, the lips turned white and the eyes were empty, the idol's appearance plummeted.

??The fans may feel distressed, but the director knows that this is exactly what the viewers want to watch when they click on the show, and directs the photographer to keep up with it. Long shot, close shot, close-up, close-up...all of them!

??The only ones left here are relatively fresh and clean, with good looks, that is, Shen Yan and Li Qiao.Shen Yan is a special guest, he doesn't have to be restricted by the rules of the program, the program team will send someone to send his luggage to him later, so he walked away with nothing in his hands and in a very relaxed and leisurely manner.

??And Li Qiao seemed not to be tired at all. He carried two big luggage bags, and he walked like flying. Except for a little crystal sweat on the tip of his nose, the audience searched his forehead, temples, and neck. Didn't see any trace of sweating.

?? Li Qiao fans: ... When he sings and dances and sweats, it really is for the stage effect! ! TAT

??There is also a barrage that found an opportunity to provoke:

??【Li Qiao was carrying so many things, and Shen Yan didn't help him to mention them. The two of them really broke up! 】

??【? ?Li Qiao is at the head of the team, and Shen Fen is at the end of the line. How can Shen Fen go past so many people to carry the suitcase for Li Qiao?And seeing how relaxed Li Qiao is, he shouldn't need it, right? 】

??【Never mind whether you need it or not, the most important thing is to have the heart! 】

??Others don't know that even though the screen is filled with close-ups of his ugly face, the barrage is still arguing about Li Qiao's relationship...

??They couldn't help but ask the director: "Director, how long will it take to arrive?"

?? "It's almost there——" the director's answer just made them happy, but instantly made their eyes go dark again, "It's already one-fifth of the way!"

?? Everyone fainted.

?? And Shen Yan and Li Qiao seem to be able to hear the barrage of disputes, a team leader, a team tail, unexpectedly inadvertently met the line of sight.Shen Yan gestured to Li Qiao from a distance, the meaning could be understood by the audience: Do you want me to go down and help you?

??The barrage instantly boiled over, and the speed of scrolling was significantly accelerated. Many people said: If we break up, you will know if you touch it!

??However, Li Qiao raised a bag of heavy objects and shook it, the meaning was unclear. After he realized that his action could not accurately convey his meaning, he simply turned his head away, with the sun-burned red ears, and raised his eyebrows. The pace of walking down the heavy object was even faster, as if someone was chasing him behind!

??Barrage:"……"

??Shen Yan: "..."

??Following him, the guests of the men's team who were forced to speed up their pace together: "...Help, I want to go home!!"

?? *

??Led by Li Qiao's striding pace, the group successfully arrived at Tiankeng Village at noon.

??It’s almost the hottest time of the day. When they got off the bus, they were all glamorous star idols. By now, they were all sweaty and wilting. eggplant.

??Almost everyone sat down under the eaves of the villagers’ homes that the program group had communicated with and stopped getting up, and they didn’t care about the disgust. They drank water from the villagers’ thick bowls, all wheezing, panting, and exhausted .

??The audience was very happy to watch, and the live broadcast showed them several rockets.

?? "You are responsible for the first meal after entering the village." Director Shang ruthlessly announced, "I will spend seven days here in the future. Please save the ingredients and be careful not to waste them."

?? "Director," Luo Xinji, the captain of Wan Shi Ke Band, raised his hand and said, "I have a proposal, I wonder if it's okay?"

??"you say."

?? "Although we are competitors with Suda, we also hope to be friends and brothers with them. In order to show friendship, I hope that the two camps and the military advisor Mr. Shen can share this first meal together. eat."

?? As soon as he finished speaking, everyone present had different expressions.

??The barrage was also surprised and praised:

??【Wow, Luo Xinji is such a nice person, he took the initiative to share ingredients with Soda! 】

??【He didn't even care about the fact that soda fans cheered them off, that's really generous. 】

?? [I just said that our Wanshike Band has absolutely passed the test of character and courtesy, unlike other bands, hum...]

??【Please, Master Coke originally allocated more basic funds than soda in proportion. He did this just to sell it well, so as not to be called unfair later! 】

??【Hehe, you just look at Luo Xinji who is handsome and kind-hearted, and who can cook and is mentally unbalanced! 】

??…

??The barrage was full of noise, Luo Xinji turned his head and looked at Li Qiao with a smile: "Captain Li, what do you think?"

?? Li Qiao heard the team members whispering behind him, "Let's not eat his food!" "He deliberately put on a show in front of the camera. Let's eat less and not die of starvation!"...

?? As a result, he nodded happily: "Yes."

??Yuan Ning tugged at his sleeve behind him, Li Qiao turned his head halfway, and said in a low voice: "If you have an advantage, don't take advantage of the bastard."

??After speaking, he turned his face back, smiled slightly and looked directly at Luo Xinji: "Since you cook at noon, we will take care of dinner. You are welcome."

"You guys?" Luo Xinji seemed a little surprised, but also confident, he laughed, "Which of you will cook the dinner?"

??Li Qiao pointed to his handsome bridge of nose: "Me."