Demon Zun dressed as draft cannon fodder[Transmigration Book]

"How do I feel..." Putting down the phone, Li Qiao suddenly realized what Fang Bing said, and a "surprised" smile appeared on the brows and eyes, "What can I do? Of course I am happy, Qiu After a while, my sister will reward me with two days off, which will save her a lot of publicity fees."

"...Indeed." Fang Bing was silent for a moment, then smiled and said, "Your existence already attracts the audience, sister Qiu should have rewarded you long ago."

??He went back to another empty bed in the room. He was already in his pajamas,? There was no need to change clothes at the moment,? Just put on the quilt. Flying,? Go to bed as early as possible. Good night."

??"Good night."

??Li Qiao turned off the desk lamp,? absent-mindedly turned down the brightness of the phone to the lowest level-this is already the most considerate thing he can think of to give Fang Bing,? After all, his attention is still on the person on the other side of WeChat.

??The sentence "Are you there?" was still lying alone in the dialog box, and Shen Yan didn't reply.

?? "Is he asleep?" The system said cautiously, "It's already past three o'clock in the morning..."

??Li Qiao: "Do you think I need to sleep?"

?? System: "..." It has forgotten that the master and the master's boyfriend are now the big bosses who beat up the whole small world. It is no problem not to eat, drink or sleep for decades. The other side didn't reply, it should be Purely do not want to go back!

"Then, how about the master fly over to find him?"

"Forget it, if he comes to the show, we can see him tomorrow." Li Qiao was still a little timid: Samsara mirror shuttled a few times to let him know that Shen Yan is the senior brother, and the two are still entangled For almost three lives and three lives, he really didn't know what to say when he thought that he would face to face with Shen Yan soon.

?? "Okay... So, this puppet's business ability is too bad. We've only been away for two months, and he almost killed the owner's boyfriend!" Fat Hand, "I'm going to complain to the higher-ups!"

?? Li Qiao's chin was on the pillow, poking at the dialog box with Shen Yan, and found that the puppet was quite smart: In order to get out of Shen Yan's control and fight for freedom, he tried various tricks, and hooked Shen Yan to reply him. Shen Yan was fooled a few times at the beginning, and asked him out to meet, and then the conversation showed that the puppet was seen through again...

??After going back and forth like this several times, Shen Yan has been completely desensitized. No matter what Li Qiao sends on WeChat, he will never reply.Li Qiao even suspected that he had blocked himself.

"Actually, it can't be said that the ability of the puppet is too poor." Li Qiao tilted his head slightly, "He really followed my personality traits and behavioral logic. Think about it, if Shen Yan and I just made up our minds the first night In a romantic relationship, the next day he turned his back on him, refused to touch me, and tried to restrict my work and personal freedom...Even if it was me, I couldn't understand it, so I had to roll up my sleeves and fight him ?”

"So, the real variable is not the puppet," Li Qiao tapped the screen lightly with his knuckles, "It's him."

?? "Yes," the system suddenly realized, "Master's fans, and even teammates who get along day and night, only think that the master has changed his personality or his mental state is not good. Only Shen Yan can see that you are not the real person."

?? "And even if it's not the person himself, he still writes songs for your group, helps you promote, and goes on variety shows to make your topic popular, so as to ensure that your career is not affected. If you don't come back in time, the master, maybe he will still talk to the puppet Showing love and acting in front of the camera, kissing and hugging..."

?? Li Qiao: "... that's enough."

?? He originally wanted to give up on explaining to Shen Yan in advance, and planned to wait until tomorrow when the recording of the show started, but now his fighting spirit was inexplicably aroused. He picked up the phone, fearing that he would leak the screen because of the fear of the system The momentum continued:

??【exist? 】

?? [No, no, no, no, there are people who don't reply to their boyfriend's WeChat. 】

??【I think you should not sleep. 】

??【Let me tell you a story! 】

??Li Qiao now has an inexplicable arrogance. He doesn't want to remind Shen Yan of the complicated past of the two of them. It feels like cheating.

??...Since you can recognize that I am not me at a glance, can you find it is me through the screen?

??【A pineapple went to get a haircut. There were many people. He waited for a long time before he finally got in line. 】

??【But after a long time, the barber didn't give him a cut. Do you know why? 】

??【Why? 】

??Green bubbles were brushed up one after another, Li Qiao was almost numb. When he was about to continue typing, he raised his head and stared at the small white bubble that popped up suddenly. After two seconds, he realized that Shen Yan Replied him.

?? [Li Qiao]: [I don't know why, but Little Pineapple said aggrievedly: Please, please understand me. 】

?? Li Qiao didn't know why his eyes were a little sore. He wiped the corners of his eyes with the back of his hand and continued to stare at the phone screen.

?? The other end paused for a few seconds before replying.

?? [Shen Yan]: 【Shall I tell you a story too? 】

?? [Li Qiao]: [.speak quickly]

??[Shen Yan]: [Okay, bad, and random are three good friends. One day, casually ask bad to go out to play. 】

?? [Shen Yan]: [Bad, ask, who is going out to play?? 】

?? [Shen Yan]: [Say casually: "Let's make up."]

??…

?? At the darkest hour before dawn, the shadows of the trees outside the window of the villa were swaying in the wind. Fang Bing closed his eyes and listened to the soft rustle of the bed next door tossing and turning.

?? Li Qiao has indeed suppressed his voice down enough. If he is a normal sleeper, it is impossible to be woken up by him.

?? It's just that Equation Bing doesn't feel sleepy now.

??He lay silently on the bed, listening to Li Qiao let out a chuckle when he was chatting happily, and confirmed in his heart: This time, he was late again.

?? He even has a subtle feeling that he seems to be a long time late, so long that no one can penetrate them, so long... It seems to have started tens of thousands of years ago.

?? *

?? At two o'clock in the afternoon, the Soda boy group boarded the plane to record "Idol's Extreme Life".

??Almost at the same time, the official blog of "Diji" also announced a new guest poster on Weibo, and the comments below instantly boiled over:

??【Sloppy, I'm not dazzled, someone pinch me, Shen Yan is really coming! ! 】

??【I just ate this melon on the forum, and I sneered and replied to the host saying that he made up rotten melons and was stunned by cp and kowtow. But when I turned around, the official blog actually announced it, and my face hurts! [Slap in the face][Slap in the face]]

??【It must be because of the heat, Shen Yan and Li Qiao have been fighting like that in private, so they should have broken up long ago. 】

??[It is well known that the couple who broke up by default, but also show their affection on the show, think about it emmmmm embarrassing for them...]

??【You guys have grown to understand again. There is no official announcement from someone, what is wrong with breaking up for someone else with a loan, can't you just keep a low profile? 】

??【Our Wind He Ri Li Shi is the sweetest!What's up, what's up, haven't you seen couples quarreling?Fighting doesn't mean breaking up! 】

??【Shen Li CP fan, don't hold on anymore, was that a simple quarrel between the two of them???Li Qiao even slapped Shen Yan, and was photographed and posted on the Internet. Shen Yan is top-notch. I have seen couples quarrel, but I have never seen a quarrel to such an extent that they did not break up. 】

??【Feng He Ri Li CP fans are the most CP fans I have ever seen. At the beginning, I knocked on the instructors and students, all kinds of cautious and cute, I thought it was impossible to come true, who knew that the steaming official announced it.During that time, Fengherili CP fans really walked sideways in various forums, and were regarded as koi by various CP fans: Retweet this Fengherili, and your CP can also be announced as a reality! 】

??【Then within two days, the two started to fight and quarrel. There was no interaction for two months. The worst thing is that the scene of the quarrel was captured by someone. This is definitely a gap from heaven to hell. No wonder their CP Fan refused to wake up and face reality. 】

??【Hahaha, really, CP fans don't hold on anymore, anyway, both of them are good enough, be prepared for their official announcement of breaking up and never seeing each other, and then just be the two of you! 2333】

??【Anyway, I'm out of the hole. Let me see if there are any CP fans who are not sober. I'm diabetic. Let me wake you up! ! 】

??…

??With the basis of Shen Yan and Li Qiao's competition at that time, there are still many stubborn CP fans in "Wind and Sunny", but the onlookers are obviously gloating, thinking that they don't believe that the two broke up. Too naive and too unconscious, and there are those who have stepped back from the pit, vowing to save the sisters from the "fire pit", and they are especially hardworking.

??Of course, in the online world, these are all "hotness". Many businessmen watched the program with such a high degree of discussion, and they were stunned to force their products into the ranks of sponsors the day before the recording.

?? "Dipole" program group: bulging wallet.jpg

?? At 05:30 in the afternoon, the members of the Soda Boys got off the plane and stayed in a star hotel in Shanyu City.

??This time, no one is playing the game, and they are all ready to wash up and go to bed early. At five o'clock tomorrow morning, they will go downstairs and take the bus to their destination, Wulong Tiankeng Village. The official start of the show recording.

??——Tiankeng Village is located in the largest national geological park in Shanyu City. It has a large-scale Tiankeng group. The cracks on the surface integrate the wonders of karst landforms. There are more than 1 acres of virgin forests and bamboo forests, surrounded by ten thousand feet The cliff is extremely steep and steep.

??This magnificent and yearning introduction for ordinary tourists is four words for the members of the boy group: mask of pain.

??The tourists are there to play and enjoy the scenery, but the seven of them only have 500 yuan, but they have to survive there for seven days!Director, is it really okay to engage in wilderness survival and extreme challenges from the very beginning?

??Helpless, Shang Jianan, the director of "Idol's Extreme Life", is a well-known "gold medal variety show director" in the circle. He makes whatever hits, and his belief is to capture the audience's psychology, and he would rather be scolded than dull and boring, so the first In the early days, I was determined to scale up my moves.

?? When she heard that the guest had a little emotion, she raised her brows upside down: "Do you want to play comfortably, or is the show popular? If you want to go on vacation, you can go home now. It is guaranteed to be [-] times more comfortable than here!"

??The members of the soda boy group are still inexperienced. After hearing what Shang Jianan said, they also thought about it, and felt that it was really hard to do this job.

??However, on the last night before departure, the program team was quite humane. They booked a very spacious star-rated hotel suite for them. Except for Yuan Ning and Shi Shun who went shopping for vegetables, the members all took the time to lie on the fluffy and soft On the big bed, enjoy the last happiness.

?? "... What happened downstairs?"

??The members were paralyzed on the bed, and suddenly heard a deafening scream from downstairs in the hotel.Li Qiao happened to be standing by the window, as if sending a WeChat message, before he raised his head to speak, Lu Chaijia couldn't hold back his curiosity and climbed out of bed, went to Li Qiao's side and looked down on the window sill, "Who is so grand... ..."

??The entrance of the hotel is crowded with people. From the angle of the upstairs, you can only see the dark overhead, and the shaking and flickering lights and hand banners. The brightest and largest light sign has the word "Luo" written on it. , and there are several pieces of "Han", "Chuan" and "Zhu" next to each other.

"It's Wanshikeke them," Bai Jingqi also walked over, with a face full of disdain, "If you have the ability to perform at a concert, why are you disturbing the people here?"

??Because the soda boy group had just debuted and retreated for more than a month, the fans were suffocated. When they made their first public appearance, there were huge crowds of fans who came to pick up the airport, blocking half of the airport. There are too many, and one of the airport railings is squeezed.

??Although there were no accidents, it frightened the team into a cold sweat: If nothing happens, it will be a matter of human life. If it is noticed by the superiors, the future of the entire group will be ruined , So as soon as I got back, I issued a notice, asking fans to pursue stars rationally, not to pick up planes and chase cars and stay in hotels, they will hold concerts in the future, please put your support in future concerts.

??The members of the boy group also sent a Weibo to remind them to be safe. Fans know the importance, so this time they came to Shanyu City to record the show. Except for Zhanjie and the lawless illegitimate students, other ordinary fans basically not coming.

??As a result, the downstairs of the current hotel has become a gathering place for fans of "Wanshike". The posture of deputy stars holding the moon has virtually compared the momentum of their "soda group".

"Tsk," Jiang Jun, who was playing with his mobile phone on the bed, turned over and sat up, "Now someone posted a comparison picture of our two groups getting off the car on the forum. If you can save it until now, you can still take a picture of Tula stepping on it. What attribute? It's so obvious."

"Qiao Qiao," Lu Chaijia tugged on Li Qiao's sleeve with a sad face, "What should we do? Re-post Weibo, implying that fans can come to support, and compare them when they leave? Qiao Joe?"

?? "...Ah," Li Qiao came back from the phone, with suspicious red ears, casually glanced downstairs, and said, "It will be too late when we leave."

"Do you want them to rush over immediately, and let's go down and pose for another shot?" Bai Jingqi scratched her head and said, "Could it be... something, too deliberate?"

?? "Who said we should rely on the fans to fight back?" Li Qiao smiled slightly, "Fans are just an add-on after all, just like the so-called pull and step stickers, which are destined to not cause much splash."

?? "The upright master is up to date, everything will be easy to handle."

?? *

?? The next morning at [-]:[-], after two hours of rickety bus that knocked people to pieces, the men’s team guests got off the bus one by one with their suitcases staggering and staggering.

?? However, the recording of the show has already started at this moment. Each of the guests was pointed at by their own exclusive camera position, and they all had to cheer up, rub their eyes and turn around, to meet the upcoming challenge with a positive mental outlook...

??After they turned around, they saw several buses parked on the side of the road. The bodies were connected. From the front of the first bus to the rear of the last bus, a very conspicuous long red banner was connected, swaying in the wind.

??Everyone was dumbfounded.

??——"Welcome the Soda SODA men's team to our Wulong Tiankeng Village to play, Soda SODA, I have infinite love for you!"

??The last sentence is the cheering slogan for soda group fans. Obviously, it is written by soda group fans.

??It turned out that after reading the post last night, the fans of Soda Group were also very angry. Under the post, they argued that idols were thinking about their safety, so there were not enough support, but the post was Wanshike fans Open, of course we can't let them clarify, so almost all explanations were ignored and deleted.

??The building is getting higher and higher. Although the top stickers are all the familiar fans of Wan Shi Cola, but the group fans are very upset when they look at it.

??At this time, a fan of Li Qiao’s family said that her family has a travel company in Shanyu City. It just so happens that their buses often travel between the city and the scenic spots in Wulong Tiankeng Village. What's the matter.

?? So the soda group fans discussed overnight, and came up with such an annoying and elegant banner, which was displayed in front of everyone. However, these buses are still private property. What do people like to hang? There is no room for others to comment on what to hang.

??A few people in Wan Shi Cola turned green, and Lu Chaijia laughed so hard that his shoulders shook, he carried his luggage to Li Qiao's ear and said, "Wan Shi Cola they put so much effort into it, so they just opened a post on the forum, The top posters are all his fans, and now this banner was directly photographed by the show, hahahaha!"

??The program team was running a live broadcast at this time. Before they got out of the car, they didn't expect to have this wonderful scene. The live broadcast camera had already captured this scene in a bright light.

?? "... Mmm." Li Qiao was obviously a little absent-minded, staring at the people standing under the bus, and only responded softly after a few seconds.

??The man in white jeans, black hair, tall and handsome, heard their movements, and turned his head from a distance.