modern greek mythology

I frequent it.

Cupid is a wicked god. The place where lovers hang out is his playground. He always shoots more lead arrows than golden arrows, and more people are torn apart by him than brought together.

Even if he is matched by him, he still likes to match some strange people together, either to match beautiful women to beasts, or to make rich girls look like poor boys, or to give handsome guys to old ladies... No matter how sensible or smart people are, As long as you meet Cupid, you will be teased severely.

Watching the soap operas with vicissitudes and joys being staged in the world, Cupid hid in the dark and kept laughing cheerfully.

Well~~~ The so-called love accounts for a very small proportion of human desires. Even if there is no love, don't they all marry and have children for a lifetime?So it's not my fault it's not my fault~~~

As the god of love, Cupid doesn't believe in love, he just likes to watch other people play love games.

But this time, I went too far...

Cupid and Hermes managed to arrive at the restaurant where Ares and Athena were having dinner. Seeing the two of them making love to each other inside, they found a table in the corner and sat down. too close.

The environment of the restaurant is very elegant, and I saw the two of them tasting a couple's ice cream one bite at a time, completely falling in love.

Hermes was speechless, while Cupid covered his mouth and laughed.

"Laugh! You can still laugh! When the time comes, you won't even be able to cry tears!"

"What now?"

"What else can I do! Just shoot one of them a lead arrow! It's better to let them fight than this disgusting!"

"I know, I know, I'll get under the table, you cover me."

Cupid got under the table and took out Cupid's bow and arrows.

This person has grown up, and the things he uses are still so small, it looks like a child's slingshot from a distance.

"I can't see clearly from this angle, please give me some pointers."

"Keep to the right...um, a little to the right..."

The two watched the prey not far away very intently, and did not notice the gaze of the waiter around them.

When the waiter saw them coming in, they were clearly two handsome teenagers, but one of them disappeared in a blink of an eye, and the white tablecloth was shaking slightly, as if someone was hiding under it...

I have worked in New York for many years, and I also know that some couples will not distinguish between occasions when they are in love, but this is a high-end restaurant after all, and doing this kind of thing in broad daylight is really...

The waiter walked over and tried to interrupt them.

"Excuse me sir, can I order food?"

Hermes didn't even look at it, and replied impatiently: "Wait, didn't you see that we are doing business!"

"Yes, sir."

Hermes whispered under the table again: "Hey, come on, come on!"

The waiter had no choice but to turn around in embarrassment. At this time, the arrow under the table shot out with a "swish". Unexpectedly, the target person just bent down to pick up something, and the shot shot missed and went straight to a lady at the next table. ...

"Slap!" A loud slap in the face, the lady slapped her lover, shouted "I don't want to see you again!", and hurried out of the restaurant.

The poor man who was beaten touched his face and stood there for a long time.

"The effect is good..." Hermes raised his forehead and said, "It's a pity that the bad technique missed the shot!"

"Fuck! Dare to say that my skills are not good! If you have the guts, try it under the table, my back is so sore!"

"What's the noise! ​​Keep shooting!"

The weird behavior of these two people finally attracted the attention of others. The waiter had no choice but to call the foreman.

"I'm sorry sir," the foreman said seriously, "this is a public place, your behavior will affect the guests, please respect yourself!"

Only then did Hermes notice the strange eyes around him, thinking that they must have misunderstood something, he hurriedly apologized falteringly: "Sorry, he dropped something, he was picking it up..."

"Hey, isn't this Hermes?" Such a big movement even noticed the target, and Athena came over to greet him, "What are you doing?"

"Hey...it's nothing..." Hermes could only laugh dryly.

"Who is under the table?" Seeing Hermes nervous, Athena smiled meaningfully, "Don't worry, I won't say anything, let's go first."

After speaking, holding Ares' arm, Xiaoniao walked out of the restaurant in a pleasant manner.

Looking at the figures of the two people going away, and facing the laughter of everyone in the restaurant, Hermes blushed and kicked the guy under the table fiercely.

"Ow!"

Threaten

Generally, after couples are full of wine and food, they will always find a romantic place to talk about love and talk about love. When the time is almost up, they will go to the hotel to open a room and go straight to the topic.

The task of Hermes and Cupid is to restore Ares and Athena to their original appearance before they hit the hole, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous.

"Hey! Why don't you make a move?!"

"What an asshole! They've been swimming in the river like this, and my arrow doesn't even have a chance to aim!"

Ares and Athena drove around the streets and alleys all afternoon, neither getting out of the car nor taking a walk, and Hermes could only drive behind, anxious like ants on a hot pot.

It wasn't until nightfall that the affectionate "lovers" parked their car in a remote suburban park.

"Grandma! Are you two tired from playing at last? You're killing me!" Hermes quickly stopped the car and kicked Cupid, "If you miss again this time, I'll take your skin off! "

Cupid, who had a footprint on his thigh, cursed and got out of the car. He and Hermes hid furtively in the bushes, watching every move of the target vehicle.

"When they get out of the car, you aim and shoot the arrow, do you hear me?"

"Okay, this time it will definitely hit the target!" Cupid drew his bow with confidence.

The two waited intently, but more than ten minutes passed without any movement.

Cupid slapped his face impatiently: "Damn! There are so many mosquitoes here!"

Hermes glanced at him: "Who made me feed the mosquitoes with you here!"

Cupid didn't dare to complain any more, looked ahead and asked, "Boss, they've been parked here for so long, and they don't drive away or get out of the car, what are they doing inside?"

"It's a bit strange..."

Just when these two were wondering outside, the fiery red Ferrari sports car in front suddenly shook.

"Not good!" Cupid, who was used to seeing couples performing, suddenly yelled, "They don't want to play 'Car Shock', do they?!"

Hermes was also taken aback, and quickly picked up Cupid: "Go and see!"

The two approached the Ferrari quietly, and saw that the two in the car hugged each other!

"Fuck! It's not good!" Hermes grabbed Cupid and shook him wildly, "Come now! Come on now!"

"There's a piece of glass, I can't get in!"

"You useless bastard!" Hermes threw Cupid down, seeing that the two in the car were ready to shoot, he could only use the strong one in desperation!

Hermes was gearing up to use his divine power, aiming at the car window glass and smashing it: "Look at my Big Dipper Fist!"

With a "click", the glass shattered into pieces. Hermes pulled it off the whole piece, and shouted at Cupid: "Quick! Now!"

Cupid didn't bother to draw the bow anymore, he just rushed over with the lead arrow, poked his head into the car window, only saw a naked butt, and plunged the arrow in without hesitation!

"Aw————————————————————————————"

The horrific howling of wolves resounded across the sky, and Ares, who was full of lust, jumped off Athena at once, tossing and turning in pain.

Cupid couldn't care less, so he quickly shot an arrow at Athena to calm her down.

Finally it's done, Cupid wiped off his cold sweat and sat down on the ground: "Mother, I'm exhausted."

However, before he could catch his breath, Hermes quickly pulled him up and ran out crazily.

Before Cupid could ask what he was doing so fast, he heard a loud bang behind him, and the beautiful Ferrari was blown to pieces in raging rage.

I saw the two great gods who were still making out in the car just now flew into the sky, arranging their messy clothes and cursing angrily.

"You bastard! How dare you take advantage of my mother!"

"Bah! Even if all the women on the earth are dead, I won't look for you if I masturbate myself!"

"You still don't admit it! It's obvious that you came to my office with roses to seduce me!"

"Who suggested eating together then? Hehe, I never thought you'd be so serious, but you could be so promiscuous..."

"you……!!!"

Facing Ares' foul language, Athena couldn't find anything to refute, and even she didn't understand why she fell in love with this rotten man for no reason... Fortunately, she woke up in an emergency, otherwise it would be true. At once……

When she thought of this, she was very annoyed, wishing to tear that guy's arrogant face!

"Despicable bastard! My old lady killed you!"

Athena yelled and pounced on Ares, looking like an angry lioness, trying to tear its prey apart.

Ares was not beaten in vain, and the two great gods who lost their minds fought in midair like this.

The burning divine power turned into two light spots fighting endlessly in the darkness, each time a shot burst out a powerful shock wave, like a typhoon, the objects on the ground were scoured away.

The spiritual power of the two great gods collided, like huge fireworks exploding in the sky, one by one fireballs fell like a meteor shower, and the places hit instantly turned into a cloud of fire.