modern greek mythology

'Spy Spy' is so ugly! "

"Okay, you still don't apologize for stealing other people's things! My mother must teach you a lesson today!"

"Just fight, I'm afraid you won't succeed!"

"Stop!" Seeing that the two of them were about to make a move, Hermes quickly jumped out to block them, "Both of you are people of status, so please speak up if you have something to say, and your subordinates are watching!"

Fortunately, the staff on the top floor were all brought over from Olympus back then, and they know the two great gods well.

"Go away! Who wants you to be a peacemaker!"

"I'm going to beat you up, you ignorant, arrogant, vulgar, shameless and despicable fellow!"

After all, Hermes' mana was shallower than theirs, and although he tried his best to stop him, he was pushed away within a few strokes.

He staggered a few steps, but luckily someone supported him from behind.

"Enough! You two!" It was Apollo who had just arrived to support Hermes, and he immediately erected a wall of light to separate the two angry gods, "Look what you look like If you have any problems, use violence to solve them, don't you be afraid of being laughed at by the people below!"

The violent Ares didn't mean to apologize at all: "Hmph, don't think that you are qualified to teach me a lesson if you become a CEO! I don't like your tricks!"

"Very good! You can fight as long as you want, until Zeus comes back!" Hermes stood up again, straightened his suit, and ordered his subordinates, "All the top-level personnel are evacuated, let them fight here." !"

After being shouted at by Hermes, the person involved fell silent, looking at me and looking at you, no one dared to make a move.

"Fight! Why don't you fight?!" Now it was Hermes' turn to provoke them.

"Hmph, I don't want to fight with such a rough person, I'll lose my identity!" Athena was quite sensible, knowing that if she fought here, what was reasonable would become unreasonable.

"Ahem... I actually didn't want to cause trouble. It was she who wanted to do it first. I was just defending myself." Ares was already at fault, so of course he didn't dare to be arrogant.

"Well, since you guys are not calling anymore, please go back to your respective offices. After you calm down, I will ask you to understand the ins and outs of the matter, and then report the truth to the chairman, and let him make a decision."

The person concerned had no choice but to return to his office, and the crowd of onlookers also dispersed.

Cupid, who was watching the excitement in the crowd, curled his lips: "It's boring, I thought I could really fight!"

Not reconciled to the end of a good show, Cupid pulled a colleague from the public relations department to ask: "Are they often so noisy?"

"Yeah, it gave us all a headache."

"Hehe..." Cupid smiled mysteriously, "It will stop arguing soon, trust me."

Get into trouble

Before Hermes went to learn about the situation from both sides in the dispute, he had a video in the office with the informants placed in various ministries, and he had a solid idea of ​​how to deal with this matter.

High-tech stuff is good, I don't have to run errands like before, but the things I have to deal with have not decreased at all. A group of great gods are messing around like children all day long. Busy firefighters—busy all day helping here and putting out fires there.

Alas, in a word, life is bitter!

After Hermes collected the information, he wanted to go to Athena and Ares and persuade them to make big things into small things, so that the flames would die down.

Before he reached the door of Athena's office, he saw a man standing in front of the door holding a large bouquet of eye-catching fiery red roses. Hermes was still wondering which stupid B would do such a stupid thing these days. The guy turned his head slightly and was almost scared to death!

That, isn't that Ares who just had a verbal war with Athena, why is he standing there with a large bouquet of roses?

No, it's not for Athena, is it? !

Doesn't he, doesn't he know that Athena hates these erotic things the most? ! !

Difficult, did he want to humiliate her in this way? ! ! !

no!We have to stop him before the situation becomes serious!

Hermes was about to rush over, but he didn't expect the door to open before him!

Hermes could only stand there in a daze, thinking in his heart that it's over, it's over, it's over...

"what's up?"

"I... came to apologize."

Ah?Apologize?The arrogant and domineering Ares would actually apologize to someone? !

I'm going to be ridiculed by Athena now!

"It's okay, I was a little rushed just now, I haven't slept well recently, and I'm more angry..."

Ya Lie Ya Lie?What happened to Athena's shy bow of her head?Is this still the glamorous and noble Goddess of Wisdom? !No matter how you look at it, she looks like a little girl who fell in love for the first time...

Thinking of this, Hermes couldn't help but shudder.

"I just like your straightforward character, which is much more real than those pretending girls! This bouquet... Treat it as my apology, and I will never do such dirty things in the future!"

"Well, just tell me if you need anything in the future, I will do everything I can to help you." Athena actually accepted the bunch of red roses that were too gaudy, "Come in and sit for a while, I have the best ones here." coffee."

"Okay, then excuse me."

In this way, the two entered Athena's office without finding Hermes peeking around the corner at all.

Hermes stood there in a daze for a long time, but couldn't figure out what was going on...

Are you dreaming this morning?Or were you sleepwalking at that moment?

I squeezed my cheek...it still hurts, it's true.

So... the two reconciled?

Reconcile without mediation, persuasion, or threats?

How is it possible... This pair of great gods who have been quarreling for nearly 3000 years...

Maybe I was worried that Zeus would have a bad impact on this matter, so let's solve it in private...

Who cares, just reconcile, and I can save some saliva!

Hermes put away his dropped jaw, and returned to his office full of doubts.

Back in the office, Hermes' heart was still pounding—he was fluttering.

I kept listening with my ears up, waiting for someone to rush in and report that the two gods had fallen out again...

However, one morning passed, and everything was uneventful.

Hermes slowly put his hanging heart back into his stomach, and walked out of the office to have lunch.

Great gods generally have their own private lounge and dining room, but Hermes prefers to dine in the staff restaurant, which is more lively and convenient for collecting all kinds of gossip from the staff.

"Did you see it? Athena and Ares..."

"I see, it's so strange..."

"Yes, when I first came here in the morning, it was still incompatible, why is it like that now?"

"Two people are sticky together, why are they called 'honey' or 'dear', it's so disgusting..."

"The psychology of the Great God is really hard to understand."

"Why did no one come to report such an important matter!"

Hermes roared from behind, which startled the two nosy employees in front.

"Ministry, Minister... I thought they were reconciled..."

"Where are they now?!"

"Just went downstairs together, it seems to be out for lunch."

Hermes rushed out immediately, and his intuition told him that something must have happened!

Hell, what kind of evil are these two guys!The speed of the rocket is not so fast!

Wait... Bewitched?

A shy girl who became like a fledgling girl, an ignorant boy who became like a youthful impulsive boy... just as blind and crazy as when Apollo pursued Daphne before?

Suddenly, an unknown fire erupted, and Hermes rushed to the elevator entrance and turned back, shouting while searching: "Cupid!!! Get out of here!!!"

"What's the matter?" When Hermes found him, Cupid was teasing a group of beautiful MMs, with a face full of indifference, "It's lunch break now, if you have anything to say, I'll talk to you at work..."

Hermes was so angry that he couldn't speak, so he grabbed his ear and walked out.

"Wow! Let me go! Pain..."

Hermes threw him into the elevator before letting go, and yelled at his reddened ear, "Boy! What did you do to Athena and Ares!"

Cupid rubbed his fiery ears: "It's nothing, I just set them up."

"Matching?! How is it a matchmaking method?!" Hermes almost burst into flames, "Use your golden arrow to hit each of their hearts?!!"

Cupid could still laugh: "It's so smart, I guessed it right."

Hermes was about to vomit blood, clenched his fists and gritted his teeth: "I really want to beat you, brat! But considering that only you can undo their magic, I'll save this punch for now!"

"Why do you need to dispel the magic?" Cupid spread his hands, "Isn't this very good, those two people always cause trouble for you, now I let them love each other, it can be regarded as once and for all."

"Once and for all?" Hermes sneered, "I ask you, how long can your magic last?"

When Cupid was asked this question, he immediately felt guilty.

"Do you know what will happen if they wake up? Ares is fine. Athena is a famous virgin goddess in Olympus. If she knows that her hymen, which has been carefully preserved for more than 3000 years, is taken by one of her most The man she looked down upon was stabbed, what do you think she will do? Hmph, even Zeus will not be able to save you at that time, little guy!"

After hearing this, Cupid realized that he was afraid: "Which restaurant did they... go to?"

Now it's Hermes' turn to spread his hands: "How do I know, you should think of a way."

Cupid still knows several romantic restaurants in New York because