modern greek mythology

! "The leisurely uncle jumped up from the bed, his hand holding the phone couldn't help shaking, "How much time is left? "

"About 1 minutes..."

"Trash! Why don't you tell me next year!"

The uncle threw away the microphone angrily, and looked back to see that there were four or five pieces of naked "evidence" on the bed. He was frightened and anxious for a while.

"Quick, quick, get up! Put on your clothes and leave here!"

Seeing the handsome uncle just now, the women turned pale for a moment, and complained as they were kicked out of bed by him: "What, what's the matter, in a panic..."

"Godzilla is here! If you don't leave, you will be finished!"

Seeing the time jumping forward second by second, the group of women still didn't know how to write the word "death", so the uncle simply tore off the bed sheets and curtains, barely wrapped the naked women, and kept moving forward. Back door plug.

"Hey guys, if you meet an arrogant woman later, don't say you know me!"

"Is there a mistake! You dare to come out to steal food, but you are still afraid of your wife!"

"You don't know, I'm doing it for your own good..."

"Bah! Useless man! Don't look for us again!"

Seeing that the majestic man just now turned into a flustered rat, the beauties' fantasies about the uncle fell from heaven to hell in an instant, and they turned away chattering.

The uncle felt that his face was trampled on the ground by those women several times, and he was inevitably a little upset, but now he can't care about them. It is very important to find a way to pass Godzilla!

Running out of time!

The uncle hid all the women's clothes, shoes, perfumes and cosmetics scattered all over the floor under the bed like a whirlwind...

30 seconds left!

Throw the used condom down the toilet and flush it away with water...

Last ten seconds!

Lit a few cigarettes and took a few puffs in an attempt to get rid of the femininity in the room...

By the time everything was done, I was already out of breath.

The uncle was sweating profusely sitting on the sofa in the living room, staring intently at the door with frowning eyes, waiting for Godzilla to come!

There seems to be the slight sound of high heels outside the door, that terrifying familiar sound, even if you step on the soft carpet, it is quite harsh to the uncle... No, those damned thin heels are just kicking Stepping on his chest, even his heart was beating hard!

The uncle clenched his fists and clenched his teeth, flashing through his mind a thousand reasons to explain after being raped, staring wide-eyed at the door being swiped open with a card, and slowly opened——

What appeared was not a fire-breathing Godzilla, but a mischievous smiling face of a young man: "Good morning, Zeus."

The uncle was stunned for three seconds, then pulled out the slippers under his feet, and threw them at the young man viciously: "Stinky boy!"

The boy deftly avoided the flying slippers, and still kept a smile on his face: "People outside are looking for you all over the place. I didn't expect you to be near the company."

Zeus was puzzled, and flew out the second slipper. Seeing that it still missed, he stretched out his hand and flew out the things he could touch on the coffee table one after another: "You bastard! You are worthless! Even Dad dares to tease you!" !"

The young man calmly avoided these harmless attacks: "You old man is really unreasonable. I came to rescue you. It's fine if you are not grateful, and you still lose your temper with me."

"Save me? You are here to anger me!"

"Hera will be there in ten minutes."

"What?" Hearing the word "Hera", the crystal ashtray that Zeus was about to fly out froze.

The boy smiled and said: "Half an hour ago, the informant reported to Hera that you were having sex here, and she immediately drove over to kill her. If I hadn't driven the helicopter ahead of her, the room would be full of blood in a while." Rainy wind."

Zeus was dubious: "You kid, you won't fool me again?"

"Dear Zeus, you have two choices." The boy teased with a smile, "Believe me, go to my helicopter right away; don't believe me, sit here and verify whether my words are true."

Now Zeus didn't dare to hesitate anymore: "What are you waiting for, help me change my clothes!"

Manhattan, New York

The sun shines punctually on this small island full of tall buildings, and the buildings are like giants casting gray shadows, so that people on the street cannot see the rising sun.

The 128-story Olympus Tower is one of the towering trees in this steel forest.

As the headquarters of the Olympus Consortium, every move here affects the lifeblood of the world economy.

This young company has developed and expanded at an astonishing speed in just 20 years. Its business fields range from aerospace, navigation and weapons sales to small real estate and automobile daily necessities. It has penetrated into everyone's life almost pervasively. As long as we live on the earth, we cannot live without "Olympus".

Today, a large number of reporters gathered at the entrance of the building, because the annual board meeting of the Olympus Consortium will be held here. major move.

At ten o'clock in the morning, black limousines slowly drove into the parking lot of the building under the spotlights of the reporters. As usual, they still couldn't capture the dignity of the characters inside the cars, but such a luxurious The convoy still let them take a crazy shot.

Parked in the designated parking space, the long-awaited black suits respectfully opened the door.

The mysterious figures sitting in the car finally showed their figures——

They looked to be only in their twenties, the males were heroic, the females were graceful, all handsome and beautiful, and everyone had an extraordinary personality. If they were placed among the crowd, they would definitely be amazing sights.

After greeting each other face to face, everyone walked into the special elevator and went straight to the top floor of the building.

The elevator door opened, and what came into view was not an ordinary office, but a space exactly like the Temple of Thunder on Mount Olympus. The clouds are gone—the scene in front of you is like going back to a thousand years ago. The only difference is that the long conference table in the center of the hall reminds people that this is a modern society.

This is the board room of the Olympus Consortium. Only the top twelve board members can enter. They also have another unknown identity—the twelve main gods in Greek mythology.

The gods who came first were seated according to their ranks. It was common for the Chairman and God King Zeus to be late.

Before he came, the gods began to gossip again, wondering if Zeus went to have sex again, and where Hera rushed to catch the adulterer...

Facts have proved that everyone's guess is nine out of ten correct.

At this time, Zeus had just disembarked from the helicopter on the rooftop, and his hair was messed up by the cyclone.

"This damn iron guy! It's noisy and slow, it's not as fast as I fly!"

"Dear Zeus, last time who was drunk and flew around in the sky, was regarded by the FBI as a terrorist who crashed into a building, and was almost shot down with a missile?"

"Ahem...how do I look like a terrorist? Those humans don't have good eyesight, so they look a little more like Superman!"

"I don't care what you look like, if you walk in the world, please abide by the laws of human beings. Do you know how much effort it took me to settle this matter!"

"Now that you know my good son, how come you are as verbose as Hera!"

"Who caused me to become like this!"

"Okay, okay, the meeting is over..."

"Hey, wait!"

"what happened?"

Hermes stopped, and helped Zeus wipe off the lip marks on his neck with a handkerchief, and then tightened the loose tie: "I said, you are getting old, can't you save me some trouble?" ?”

"Hehe..." Zeus patted his son's shoulder with a smile, "Who spoiled me like this?"

Damn!

Hermes gritted his teeth angrily: "This is definitely the last time!"

Zeus still smiled, he knew that such an oath was as unreliable as saying "I don't play with women anymore".

"Don't be angry, let's have a meeting!"

Cupid

The author has something to say: one more shot, and then sleep~~~

As soon as he entered the meeting room, Zeus put away his relaxed smile and replaced it with the majesty of the supreme king.

The gossiping gods also suddenly fell silent, standing up and saluting the god king one after another.

After Zeus took his seat, they returned to their seats.

The last one to come in was the Queen of Heaven, Hera.

She was panting and blushing, she seemed to be full of grievances and had nowhere to vent her anger, she must have just rushed to the hotel to let the adulterer run away one step later.

Zeus was terrified, but on the surface he pretended to be nonchalant: "I said Hera, as the queen, how can you be late for such an important meeting? Sit down quickly."

Hera was so angry that her teeth were chattering, but it was a pity that there was no evidence to attack, so she had to slash Hermes with a knife: This little bastard tipped off the news again!

Hermes looked up at the sky, scolding Zeus a hundred times in his heart!

Hera sat next to Zeus, filled with rage, and vented to an empty seat beside the long table: "Why, Venus isn't coming again? She didn't come to such an important board meeting, did she still leave us? Put it in your eyes! Wang, you said it last time, if she doesn't come this time, she will be kicked out of the board of directors!"

"Hey, she has an important announcement..."

"What announcement? What else will she do besides being coquettish to seduce men! It's agreed that we should keep a low profile in the human world, but she is fine and shows her face everywhere! Let me tell you, we must clean up our morals today! Or let her catch up within 10 minutes. come to the meeting