modern greek mythology

"Modern Greek Mythology" by Grace Lynn

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It is said that after 500 years, the gods of Olympus moved to the world,

I, Zhang Xiaomo, traveled from modern times to ancient times and lived from ancient times to modern times.

Zeus started the company, the gods became directors,

In the name of Hermes, I continued to swindle food and drink. I should have lived a happy life, but why...

For Mao I still have to wipe my ass for Zeus's romantic debt...For Mao Hera still treats me as a thorn in the flesh...

For Mao and his old lover who are constantly cutting things and making chaos...for Mao who wants to be Cupid's nanny...

Flip the table!Don't I just want to live a few days of ease!

Which one who was full and hung on dug me out to be the hero again!

Content tags: Huanxi Enemy Rich Family Exotic Romance

Search keywords: Protagonist: Hermes┃Supporting roles: Cupid, Apollo, Hades, Zeus┃Others: Greece, mythology

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The author has something to say: Dear friends, I can’t help but open up again~~~ Congratulations~~Congratulations~~~

(Crowd: It's good to have hair! I'm going to jump into the pit again!)

Cough cough... There will be a day when the pit is opened, and there will be a day when the pit is flat~~~ Everyone continue to support~~~

Gossip less, let us jump into the pit together——

The stars are moving, and the seas are changing.

Human society has experienced thousands of years of changes, ancient civilizations have been overwhelmed by modern hustle and bustle, and past beliefs have been trampled into mud by material desires.

Human beings no longer worship or worship gods, thinking that they are the masters of this world.

They cut down trees, move mountains to fill seas, pollute the environment, and destroy ecology... While rapidly shaping a prosperous world, they are also rushing towards the end of extinction...

"Crazy! Crazy!"

Seeing that the world on earth was full of smog, Zeus, the king of gods, was furious: "I want a thunder to smash their high-rise buildings into pieces! Let Poseidon send out a flood to wash their brains! Let the goddess of the earth, Gaia, shock them to death." Go to hell, let them regret it forever in the lava!"

Zeus's thunderous roar shocked the audience, and every deity remained silent with dignified expressions.

They were once aloof and worshiped by human beings, but they have long lost their original glory, and they live in seclusion in the dense forest of Mount Olympus lonely.

They will not have any opinion on Zeus's idea of ​​destroying the world, and human beings who no longer respect them are not worthy of shelter.

Moreover, this is not the first time that Zeus has destroyed the world. As early as in ancient times, he ordered to use floods to cleanse the mortal world.

It's time for these greedy and arrogant guys to suffer, and let them remember that there are still gods in this world!

Therefore, when Zeus had the idea of ​​destroying the world, the gods not only did not stop them, but were full of expectations for the new world in the future...

"Think twice, my king."

Just when a murderous atmosphere was brewing in the temple, a boy's voice broke the silence.

It was Hermes, Zeus's envoy, who spoke, his voice was not loud, but he had a lot of weight.

"Oh, Hermes..." Seeing that he was his most beloved son, Zeus restrained his anger slightly, "What do you think?"

"Father, I don't think that destroying the world is the best strategy." Hermes stood out from among the gods and said eloquently, "Human beings are at best advanced animals, and the nature of animals is to tend to what is most beneficial to them. This nature will not change no matter how many times we destroy them. Since it cannot be changed, why not understand what they need most, as long as we control what they need, it is equivalent to controlling them.”

Ares, the god of war, said angrily: "What else do people know besides money!"

"That's right, it's money!" Hermes turned to look at him, "In their world, money is the pass to survive! As long as we hold human money in our hands, please believe me, everyone, they will re- Worship us, more obedient than ever!"

Venus, the goddess of beauty, asked: "Then how can we get human money?"

"Establish the company of our gods in the mortal world, penetrate into every crevice of human life, and make them as inseparable from us as they need air!"

After listening to Hermes' eloquence, the gods looked at each other and whispered.

Diana, the goddess of the moon, asked in confusion, "What is a company?"

The God of the North Wind replied obsequiously: "Your Highness, it is a new food invented by human beings. It is sweet and sour. I tasted it last time. I will bring you some next time."

After hearing this, the Moon Goddess looked disgusted: "Hermes, what's going on? Are you asking us to sell the 'company' to make money! My majestic Moon Goddess is so pure and noble, how can she smell like copper?"

Hermes turned around and shook off the black lines all over his head. He turned around and mysteriously took out a book with "Dangmei Gao H" printed on the cover and stuffed it into Diana's hand: "Noble Moon God, there are not only Copper stinks, and lots of new and interesting things...like this."

"What the hell..." Diana flipped through the book in her hand, took a deep breath, quickly stuffed it into her sleeve pocket, and reported to Zeus solemnly, "Your Majesty, I think Hull What Moss said is very reasonable! We hunt and play in Mount Olympus all day, and we don’t know that the world on earth is changing, we need to keep pace with the times, and we must not lose touch with the times!”

"That makes sense..." Zeus hesitated, "but we don't know much about mundane affairs..."

Seeing that Zeus was wavering, Hermes quickly pushed again: "I don't know that we can learn, our gods have plenty of time! We can organize the gods to go to the mortal world to learn human knowledge and skills. I believe that with our ingenuity and Thousands of years of accumulated experience will soon be able to control the human world..."

Hermes was talking enthusiastically, but Hera, who was sitting next to Zeus, became impatient: "It's so troublesome! We are so old, and we still need to learn this and that, and learn from lowly humans! I think It would be easier to wash them away with a flood!"

"Her Majesty, be safe and calm." Seeing that Hermes was refuted by the wicked woman, her old lover Apollo, the sun god, stood on Hermes' side, "It's easy to destroy the world, but what's the point of becoming naked in the mortal world?" What do you mean? Don’t forget that we gave them a large piece of land to live in, just to make them enshrine us. Now these suggestions made by Hermes can allow us to blend in with them and continue to enslave them openly.”

"I also oppose the destruction of the world," said another heavyweight god, the goddess of wisdom Athena, "the mortal world has always been guarded by me, and I have deep feelings for human beings. Although they have made many mistakes, but As gods, we have an obligation to lead them to the right path. I believe that as long as we have love and justice in our hearts, we can overcome all challenges!"

What Athena said made everyone's blood boil, and the gods were ashamed of the idea of ​​just wanting to destroy the world.

Hermes muttered softly there: "Athena, have you watched too much "Saint Seiya..."

"Shut up!" Athena glared at him fiercely, "Next time there is a JQ between me and the Golden Saint Seiya, no matter what happens, the author won't be able to hang up!"

Hermes had no choice but to shut up, this kind of evil caricature must not be seen by Poseidon and Hades, otherwise the earth will definitely end...

But that's good too, Athena and Mortal are still closer, at least they don't think that the company is for eating.

After a heated discussion among the gods, Zeus finally made a final decision.

"Human beings are like a group of little kids who don't know the heights of the sky and the earth. Although they are a little bit stubborn, they are not hopeless. We teach them as we beat them, and there is still hope to make them better. What we have to do now is to join them , understand what they are doing, and then use their methods to control them! Our goal is-no tooth decay!!!”

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The wind whirled a leaf across the temple.

"Ahem," Zeus cleared his throat and repeated, "Our goal is to control the world!!!"

Hermes turned around and wiped off his cold sweat: "Unexpectedly, I also became a savior once."

The Uncle Seductive and the Wicked Lady

The author has something to say: the second shot of opening up auspiciously~~~

In the world, the United States, New York, a five-star hotel, the presidential suite on the top floor...

The sound of warblers and swallows is charming.

On a gorgeous big bed, four or five young women with graceful figures are surrounded by a handsome uncle, rubbing his shoulders tenderly, pillowing on his lap obediently, or pouring wine for him, or Feed him a crystal grape with moist lips...

The uncle closed his eyes lightly and relaxed physically and mentally, took a deep breath of the unique fragrance of women, and enjoyed their adoring gazes on him.

A man of this age looks young and vigorous, his muscular body still retains a youthful atmosphere, the years will only add a layer of mature charm to him, the majesty of a king is hidden between his brows, and there is a naughty childishness in his smile...

Handsome, wealthy, humorous, and excellent in bed, why doesn't it make women ecstatic?

The uncle hugged left and right, leaning lazily in Wenrouxiang, and when he was thinking about who to have another fling with, the phone by the bedside rang at an inopportune time.

The beautiful woman next to her picked up the microphone and turned her head again: "Honey, I'm looking for you."

The uncle waved his hand impatiently: "Just say I'm busy!"

"He said something urgent..."

The uncle answered the phone unhappily: "Hello!"

An anxious voice came from the other end of the phone: "Boss, Madam went up just now! We can't stop it!"

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