"Married" to a rich woman [entertainment]

After reading the text messages from the rich woman, and listening to the complaints of the man behind the rich woman, I continued to listen to the story conference.

The title of Zheng Yunhao's small blackboard is "I am the poorest in a family of four".

It’s too conspicuous and funny, and it’s related to his wife at first glance, so after hearing the story of the actress Park Jimin, MC Lee Dong Wook turned the topic to him again and said with a smile: “Look at Yun Hao, your title is very interesting. Interesting, I am the poorest in a family of four, is that what we understand?"

"That's what you understand." Zheng Yunhao seemed to be crying while laughing, suspected of holding back internal injuries.

"Then tell your story, and let us hear how poor you are."

"After the Forbes rich list came out a few days ago, I was accused by many friends of not being enough friends, saying that my wife and I were pretending to be poor. I said I knew it, but many people didn't believe it. They said I was pretending. But I can guarantee that what I said is To be honest, what is going on with this incident? I will use this program to explain clearly."

MC Shen Dongye nodded, "We don't believe it either, you explain it well. How can you not know about the impossible?"

Zheng Yunhao spread his hands helplessly, "When we got married, she didn't inherit the inheritance, because it was a flash marriage, and she didn't know each other very well. She has the kind of character that won't take the initiative to talk about it without asking, so it's like she went to Harvard, or MBA, etc., how much money I earned from investing... I didn’t know for a long time after marriage. Of course, when I say these things myself, people who listen to them will think she is bragging, and it may be for this reason I didn’t talk about it. Later, after the education incident broke out, I had a good talk with her, and we got to know a little more. But at that time, the inheritance had not yet been inherited. It was probably this spring when she suddenly told me that she had inherited her parents’ inheritance , I asked how much it was, and she said it was about tens of billions. I had been married for more than two years, and I knew she had a better family. I subconsciously thought it was tens of billions of won, although it was a huge sum of money. But this is a gift from the elders, and you can't blame the "why you inherited so much". You can't choose your origin. After I knew it, I told her very seriously that you have to work hard in the future, otherwise others will think that you are relying on profligacy. She agreed to the kind of person whose grandparents passed on their inheritance, but I was dumbfounded when the rich list came out a few months later... It's not Korean won, but US dollars!"

In the later period, the words "Korean Won: US Dollar = 1:1" were added, and a shocked and crying Datou Yunhao was added.

"Wow, at the time I really... the more I thought about it, the more stupid I felt. Now, again, I still feel stupid beyond imagination. My wife laughed and said that I made the exchange rate between the Korean won and the US dollar zero."

The two MCs and the guests were already laughing to the point of tears. They sounded very funny, but it was suffering for Zheng Yunhao himself.

"I was quite proud at first. My wife is very rich, but she has been working very hard. We are very motivated to fight for the future of our children. But... my son also received a bequest from his father-in-law, and he is also richer than me. There is no need to calculate carefully, no matter how I calculate, I am the poorest one in my family of four."

After Zheng Yunhao finished speaking, Leeteuk was the first to come forward and broke the news, "In fact, this year's company settlement, Yunhao is actually the first earning artist among S and M artists, and Changmin is second. The two of them are far better than imagined. Those in the middle must be rich. So, don’t think of them too pitifully, people in our company even ridicule Yun Hao as a passionate rich man.”

When it comes to the gap between the rich and the poor, everyone here is very touched. Among the guests, they either used to be poor or are still very poor, so they resonate very much. MC Lee Dong Wook said helplessly: "But there is no way, the exchange rate between the US dollar and the Korean won cannot be eliminated."

"So my wife advised me that regardless of the exchange rate, I am much richer than my sons."

Everyone o(╯□╰)o

But I can only think about it this way, one earns US dollars and the other earns Korean won, how can it be compared?

Afterwards, Zheng Yunhao heard another story, which was told by SHINee Kim Jonghyun about him and his sister. The relationship between siblings is quite enviable.Afterwards, there will be an X-File session with regular guests Boom and Liteuk, where some strange rumors in the entertainment industry will be selected, and then the artist himself will clarify.

How outrageous are the rumors?

The first X-File belonged to SJ Yesung. According to newspapers in Germany and Switzerland, he was the third son of Kim Jong-un, chairman of the North Korean National Defense Commission... Yesung’s real name is Kim Jong-un, and Kim Jong-un’s third son is Kim Jong-il. , the reading is very similar, and the Roman pronunciation is also very similar. I guess the editor over there just searched for one on the Internet and used it directly.

It can be said that this is quite outrageous ╮(╯▽╰)╭

It was so outrageous that after Li Xiuman found out, the entire S and M were frightened by the earthquake. After all, North Korea was involved. The two sides have been fighting for decades, and the political relationship has always been tense.

After this rumor was clarified, the second X-File started. Boom and Leeteuk walked up to Zheng Yunhao, "It is rumored that Mrs. Zheng bought the entire S and M, is this true?"

"Of course it's false." Zheng Yunhao denied it flatly, "My wife did buy some of the shares of S and M after we got married, but she didn't tell me about it. She just confessed it recently...because she said it was her investment business It was the most failed investment ever, and I regretted buying part of it so much, how could it be possible to buy all of it.”

S, M is the most failed investment...

? ? ?Mrs. Zheng, are you serious?

Regardless of whether he was serious or not, Guan Chong Liteuk's attitude immediately changed after listening to it, he turned around and bowed deeply to the camera, pretending to be very sincere and fearful, "Director nim~ The text message just now is just for the show, please don't take it to heart Come on, I'll be fine in the army."

Everyone couldn't bear to watch this dogleg, and Yin He Yisheng from the same team covered their faces and said: "Our team, shame..."

Zheng Yunhao held his hand with a smile, and comforted him with a pat on the back, "Relax, she's not a director, she doesn't care about the company's affairs."

"really?"

"Really, I always say that S and M are the worst investments, and I don't care whether the stock price goes down or up."

If someone else said this, it would be absolutely pretentious, but Mrs. Zheng... She has a net worth of 46 trillion yuan, and the troublemakers will calculate it. She just lays down and does nothing, and she can make an average of 1 yuan a minute. million won.

1 minute can earn ordinary people almost a year!So this is the truth, not pretense!

"I just want to ask, does senior Li Xiuman know what Mrs. Zheng said?" MC Shen Dongye easily grasped the point and asked the question that everyone wanted to know.

Yes, yes, everyone knows that Li Xiuman dedicated his life to S and M, which is the thing he is most proud of in his life.However, what he is most proud of is being dissed by a young junior in his early twenties~~ Just thinking about it makes him suffer from myocardial infarction.

"I know. The teacher said my wife is really humorous~~"

In the post-subtitles, a special effect of tears was added to Li Xiuman's photo. It is conceivable that this is a debilitating experience full of blood and tears.

Since then, there have been more jokes about "S and M are the most failed Mrs. Zheng" in the world.Netizens summed up the 13 that Mrs. Zheng has pretended to have in those years. There are already three, namely Harvard is okay, London Business School is okay, and S and M are the worst failures.

The words are astonishing and tortured to death, not caring how much the listener will suffer in their hearts, but the masses can only choke speechlessly...

——Hahaha, Li Xiuman, Li Xiuman, finally someone can diss you.

——S and M are the most failed investments, and only Mrs. Zheng can diss so calmly.

——Our captain Zheng successfully achieved zero exchange rate between the US dollar and the Korean won. This is really a very historic milestone!Come on, one day it will come true~~kkk~~

——I really want to know more about the daily life of this couple, I always find it funny (￢_￢)

——Isn’t it just relying on the wife?What kind of face has been said and said on the variety show, others have already covered it tightly, it is really embarrassing for a man.

——Brother Yunhao is so stupid and cute~~ I made up my mind, and I'm already laughing!

——Does this guy named Zheng Yunhao want to escape military service, and change his nationality so that he can be exempted from military service, right?His sons also refused to become Korean citizens because they escaped military service. Isn't this considered treason?

——Some keyboard warriors have a low level of education, and they fucking like black people, and they are indifferent to the law. I hope the relevant departments can take care of them.

——Low education level +1, smile without explaining, the funniest joke of the year.

——I can really laugh for a year (￢_￢)

——I made up the picture of Uncle Man being deflated, hahaha, it's so cool~~~ It's the first time I feel sorry for him!

This comeback, Zheng Yunhao has to be asked every variety show. Although it is not a heart-wrenching thing, it is really annoying to ask too much and talk too much.In fact, there are only those stalks, it is impossible for Zheng Yunhao to really reveal the special secrets. Reasonably, if it is revealed that the youngest wife is adopted, the ratings will definitely be higher, but can this kind of thing be said?Obviously not.One thing more is worse than one thing less. If you say it, you may make up a lot of drama...

There was once a variety show that asked Zheng Yunhao about Lin Miao's original nationality.This problem was brought up by MC temporarily, and it was not among those that were agreed before. Although he was a little displeased, Zheng Yunhao didn't show it on his face.It is taboo for an artist to flirt in front of the camera.Therefore, even if he is displeased, he cannot let people see displeasure.

In fact, Zheng Yunhao is very clear about what the program group and MC want. He just wants to hear him say that his wife is originally from Korea, and then he can brag about it. To be honest, sometimes domestic people have such over-inflated conceit , Zheng Yunhao couldn't bear it either.It's like a frog in a well who has never seen the world and doesn't know the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth. He is complacent but doesn't know how despised by outsiders.

So what if you are originally from Korea?Isn't it sad that you are originally from Korea but immigrated out?Why do you immigrate as soon as you have money? Don't you have any number in your heart?

The author has something to say: Someone mentioned Double Eleven plus updates yesterday, what date is it now!I want to send money to Taobao on Double Eleven, and I need to add updates, am I still human o(╥﹏╥)o I will ask a sensitive question in the next chapter, guess what?Guessed the red envelope~~ Tips, it is related to Lao Zheng and Guoli.