"Married" to a rich woman [entertainment]

It's a pity that this uncle is really a big boy, and he really doesn't know how to hold a child. The little guy in his arms is very uncomfortable, and he has been twisting and turning in his arms.

???

How should I say it?His posture is actually quite standard, holding Migo's buttocks, and holding the back of his neck with the other hand, so that he can lie comfortably in his arms, quite a safe and comfortable posture~

But where is the problem?

I don't know ╮(╯▽╰)╭

The little meat dumpling wriggled in his arms, his chubby little hands tightly grasped his collar, and rubbed his little face against his neck. Now Shen Changmin's breath was full of the unique milk smell of babies, and he stood stiffly in the original position. The ground dared not move, and suddenly felt a wet feeling on the neck, wet and itchy...

This feeling is!

"No, I'm sweaty, I'm so dirty. Hurry up and take me away~" Cleanliness broke out, and I was more worried about the sweat on my body. If some bacteria were bitten into the mouth, it would be difficult for the child to get sick when he went back home. .

Probably because he was hungry, Mi Guo hugged Shen Changmin's neck and gnawed, like eating a pacifier, wrapping his small mouth one after another, I don't know if he really thought he sucked something.

"Hmm..." The little guy gnawed with relish, and suddenly paused, his brows furrowed, and after a short pause, his brows relaxed again, and he continued to devote himself to the great cause of gnawing.

The neck was being gnawed, but the arm suddenly felt a burst of dampness and heat. If you don't understand it, you should understand it. Shen Changmin cried for help: "Sister-in-law, please take him away, he seems to be pooping (T_T)"

Hey, the king of cleanliness can't take it anymore.

After Lin Miao carried the rice cracker back, he lifted him up and smelled the diaper on the side of the small buttocks. It didn't have a fascinating scent. He touched the diaper again, and there was a warm wet feeling on the front, which was peeing. That's right.The difference between a little boy and a little girl is still obvious. The boy’s diaper is always bulging in the front, while the girl’s diaper is bulging in the middle and back. The location is the same~~

Although the fertilization time is different, the reason why these two have been together in the stomach for about 35 weeks is that they have a perfect understanding. Here, the rice crackers finished urinating, and Zheng Yunhao also felt the rice grains urinating, and the warm and moist feeling on his arms was obvious.

It’s time to change the diaper, so we can’t watch the diaper change live. After all, this is an outdoor game variety show. Zheng Yunhao gave the baby to the nanny, and then sent an assistant to take the wife and child home in a nanny car.

How should I put it, a road idiot, how could he have the confidence to wander around with his child and two foreigners!Zheng Yunhao didn't even dare to think, if he hadn't met by such a coincidence, wouldn't these few have arrived home o(╯□╰)o

Of course not!

Lin Miao actually planned to call Assistant Jin, who knew that he would meet Zheng Yunhao by such a coincidence.

Hey, it's black history again...

The equipment used in this episode of Running Man is very good, and it is a hovercraft for land and sea, and a helicopter. There are many people who watch it, and the occasional encounter with a rich woman can be regarded as a high-energy whole process.Later, the rich woman lost her way and was caught but forcibly pulled her back. The subtitles provided by the subtitle group were ridiculous, and the ratings broke again.

Netizens responded very well after the show, and the legendary tens of billions of female billionaire Mrs. Zheng became the number one hot search again, but in Lin Miao’s view, these hot searches are really black history, because the hot search content is #郑夫夫迷路#, RunningMan followed up with a wave of popularity. #东方神起RunningMan#, which was in the publicity period, ranked second in the hot search, #郑太夫RunningMan# third, and the next few hot search words are also very funny, what #米果液了#, #宣Hao looking for his wife thirty thousand miles#······

The comments from netizens are also varied~~

——I thought that the rich would throw their children to the nanny to go out for a while. I feel that Mrs. Zheng is very down-to-earth, and she is very skilled at smelling diapers kkk...

——Hahaha, my mother is worth tens of billions and she has to shovel shit for her son (￢_￢)

——The stroller looks good, do you have the same model?The younger brother will soon have a pair of sisters, and wants to buy one for his younger brother!

——Are all Lu Chis so scary?According to Yunhao, it seems that home is quite far from here?

——It feels like the distance has been shortened all of a sudden, it’s not the same as the rich man I thought, Lu Chi is so cute~~

——Am I the only one paying attention to that stroller?I searched for the brand of this stroller, the royal family of the United Kingdom... There is no official website for this twin model, it should be customized. It is said that a stroller of this brand costs 300 million, such a high view The anti-exhaust cars all start at 700 million, plus customization, this car is estimated to cost tens of millions!

——Poverty limits my imagination o(╥﹏╥)o

——The little husband of rice grains and rice crackers is so cute~~ so cute!Why are other people's babies always so cute?I'm going to be spit milk~~

—— Down to earth?Don't make trouble, a stroller is worth tens of millions, this is the Rolls Royce of strollers!

——Undoubtedly, the famous scene, recording a program and encountering a lost little wife, hahaha, the psychological shadow of Mrs. Zheng!

——Hahaha, I laughed so hard, Lu Chi dared to go out casually with his non-speaking baby and two foreigners, Zheng Yunhao was really heartbroken.

——Lost and forced to hold the respect, Yun Hao's sentence "Okay, you are not lost" is really doting, these two are too sweet in their daily life.

——It’s just a baby stroller, and it won’t last long. Is it worth buying such an expensive one?waste.

- Funny, wasting your money?

——There is no bodyguard or luxury car, just go out like this!This unscientific.

——Shen Chacha, you have this day too!Hahaha, the dried rice fruit is beautiful~~ I am a millet fruit, I ate Chacha's neck, it must be delicious (﹃)

——It’s so sour, what’s wrong with parents who have money to buy a good stroller, who doesn’t want to give the best to their children?What's the matter, it's worth the money, this baby stroller is anti-car exhaust.Do you know how harmful car exhaust is to babies?If you have a sour time, it is better to work overtime or read more books, so that your children will not be as miserable as you in the future.

——It’s not very extravagant. The mummy bags carried by the two nannies are only 30 million won, which is very affordable.Of course, the things for the baby are better, and I can't blame others for being extravagant if I don't have the ability.

——To figure it out, what they earn is in US dollars, which in our opinion is tens of millions, but in Mrs. Zheng's view, it is the same as seven or eight thousand won in Korean won. Does seven to eight thousand won count as money?

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This time, the Running Man effect has lasted for half a month and has not subsided, and this ushered in a strong heart again.The protagonist of this episode of Strong Heart is not the returning TVXQ, but Leeteuk who is about to enlist in the military.Speaking of which, this guy is also very hypocritical. He started talking about going to military service a year ago, and he has held countless farewell parties. Now he really wants to go. The first reaction of many friends is not "I will go so soon "It's "but "Why haven't you gone yet!"

At the beginning of the program, Lite sent text messages to 100 contacts in his mobile phone, the content was "I will miss you", to see how many people will reply, and from time to time, he will release the content of the text message to see what the reply is.

At the beginning, Zheng Yunhao didn't care who to send the message to, anyway, he wouldn't send it to him, but who knew that the regular guest Boom found a person with the note "Yunhao's wife" in it.

Yunhao's wife?Isn't that Mrs. Zheng? ! ! !

His wife was cueed for no reason, and Zheng Yunhao was also speechless. Looking at Lite, who was obviously guilty, he didn't save any face, and directly said: "As far as I know, my wife's phone doesn't seem to have your number."

Crit [-] points!

"What if I can remember the number? She can even remember the cards." Li Te didn't give up and forcibly retrieved the honor, but in fact it looked like the kind that couldn't be retrieved.

"Recording cards is for playing games to win, and it is useless to memorize your numbers."

"······" Pricked my heart again!

That being said, text messages should still be sent.After Leeteuk finished sending the message, MC Shin Dongyeop suddenly muttered, "Is it not good to send this kind of message to a married woman..."

Another MC, Li Dongxu, tilted his head and thought for a while, "Thinking about it, it's really not good, especially when it's my husband's friend who sent the message."

If people in the circle see the information, they will know that it is recording a program, because the program needs it.But Mrs. Zheng is an outsider, what should I do if I misunderstand?

"Or let's forget about it, Lite, you can send another message to explain." MC Shen Dongye suggested.

These outsiders think a lot and make up a lot of brains, but Zheng Yunhao, the husband, is not in a hurry at all, and he waved his hand very generously to stop him: "No, I said she didn't save Brother Lite's number, so I won't misunderstand .”

The heart is dead, and there will be no pain at all. Lite saw that he, the jealous king, didn't care, so he didn't send a text message to explain, put away his mobile phone and continued to record the show.

After listening to the anecdotes of the two guests, the big screen showed that someone had replied to the message, and the note of the responder who popped up was "Yun Hao's wife", and he was the first to reply!This is the information of a rich woman! ! !With excitement and curiosity, I opened the information to view it.

That's all for the information.

Seeing this reply, everyone who knew the inside story laughed. This is once bitten by a snake and afraid of well ropes for ten years. Do you remember the hidden camera you made last time?And I mistook the person who sent the message for my husband~~

"Wife knows that today's program will be recorded?"

"Of course, otherwise I should be at home."

"Will the wife be informed of all the itineraries in advance?"

"Well." Zheng Yunhao nodded, and his tone couldn't help being tinged with resentment, "She's different from other wives. She never calls to ask questions when she comes home late. Sometimes she goes to Japan and doesn't go home for a few days. Come here to care, so sometimes I feel very angry when I think about it. This kind of indifference is more unbearable than staring closely at the beginning. She thinks very simply, and she thinks that it is time to go home and go home. It is impossible not to come back Home... So I posted the itinerary at home so that she can see it at any time, and I will update it when a new one comes out after a while."

MC Shen Dongye looked envious and longing as a woman and man, "Such wives are indeed rare, and they are usually able to make several calls a night to urge them home."

Another MC, Li Dongxu, disagreed, "But it's also possible to advance by retreating. You obediently report your whereabouts without a single soldier, and it can also make you feel a sense of crisis."

sky!Think carefully!

The author has something to say: Seeing that you like strong hearts so much, come on~~~ Rolls Royce, silvercross in the stroller, let me know if you want to have a baby?The high view stroller is really good!In the next chapter, the identity of Sanshui as a shareholder should be exposed, and the public diss Uncle Man (￢_￢)