i am dragon

You Bing deliberately put the face with dead makeup in front of Qing Longlong, and smiled treacherously: "Why is my little Qinglong still crying? Is it because the green coffin is uncomfortable? Or is the quilt you bought not thick enough?" ? Or we put the lid on the coffin and experience it again?"

Qing Longlong's eyes were closed tightly, and he couldn't find the tune when he was crying: "Long doesn't like it anymore!! Long is wrong! Long wants to return it! Long will never buy it again. Zhang Chang lied to Long !!Ahhh so scary dragon woo woo woo..."

The culprit finally surfaced, but You Bing was not in a hurry to deal with Zhang Chang, but slowly frightened the little green dragon beneath him.

"Buy it, why don't you buy it? Buy more and come back. We will arrange the top of the mountain as a hell, and adapt to life in the underworld in advance every day, so that we will be prepared when we die."

Hearing that he had to face such a life every day, Qing Longlong cried like a storm.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

dragon!born!Absolutely!see!

You Bing's eardrums were buzzing by Qing Longlong's cry, he couldn't stand the dragon's sound wave impact, the veins on his forehead were throbbing, and he finally couldn't help covering his open mouth.

"No no no no no!!"

Don't even let the dragon cry! !unacceptable! !

***

Tuk Tuk Tuk!

There was a knock on the door.

The nurse's voice came in: "Principal! Don't let Longlong cry! Both patients are sick from his crying!"

You Bing subconsciously got up and looked back, but forgot that his face was still wearing dead makeup.

The nurse who had just finished speaking suddenly had a frightened face, and screamed explosively: "Ah----!!!"

Qing Longlong, who was still aggrieved, covered his ears with a whoosh.

You Bing: ...

***

When You Bing took off the makeup on his face and came to the nurse's station in a shroud, the frightened little nurse was clutching his heart, twitching and crying, Lihua Daiyu, who was much more sincere than Qing Longlong.

The other little nurses, who were fine for the time being, comforted them, until they saw the shroud You Bing was wearing, and they all showed indescribably complicated expressions.

You Bing: "Take her to the outpatient clinic to see a doctor, prescribe some medicine to suppress convulsions, and then take a week off. If you want to eat, go to the supermarket over there to pick it up, and just charge it to my account."

The nurse turned her head and didn't dare to look at You Bing at all, she was so aggrieved by crying: "Principal... I see that you are allergic now, don't, don't make a sound..."

You Bing: ...

The rest of the nurses spoke one after another.

"Dean, please be considerate of her, she is scared by you."

"Dean, you really went too far this time."

"It's so pitiful, to be so scared."

You Bing smiled calmly: "She will give an extra cash subsidy of 3000 yuan this month, and all the nurses on the second and third floors, including her, will receive an additional cash subsidy of [-] yuan this month. What do you think?"

The sobbing and crying stopped instantly, and the air was silent.

It is said that the nurse who was allergic to You Bing turned her head in an instant and looked at You Bing with bright eyes.

Even looking at the shroud on You Bing's body now, she can feel that it exudes a sky-high aura of wealth!

Where is the shroud!

That's the official uniform of God of Wealth! !

The silence is followed by cheers of joy!

All the nurses surrounded You Bing and chattered like it was New Year's Eve.

"The dean is so rich! In fact, the makeup just now is not scary at all! Very handsome!!"

"It's so handsome! Dean, let's do it again! We really like that makeup!"

"Not scary! Not scary at all, who was crying just now?? Too naive!!"

"I, I didn't cry!! My eyes were stoned!! The principal's Halloween costume just now was too awesome!!"

After bragging for a while, a nurse finally came to her senses.

He hesitated: "It's understandable that those who are scared have subsidies, but why do we also get subsidies for those who are not scared? Why do the nurses on the second floor give subsidies? Why, Dean?"

You Bing was bragged for a while, and faced it calmly without arrogance or pretense. Hearing the words, he smiled lightly and said, "This is the scare fee paid in advance. After a while, you all go down and talk to the nurse on the second floor, and you are all mentally prepared to silence the patient." Earbags, the second and third floors are haunted tonight, don't be scared."

Nurses: ...

***

When You Bing returned to his room, Qing Longlong had already put on his shroud, and was wearing a red and blue satin melon cap on his head.

"You move very fast, little stupid dragon." You Bing teased.

"Dragon is not stupid!!"

"Being fooled by Zhang Chang without being stupid?" You Bing laughed mockingly.

When Zhang Chang was mentioned, Qing Longlong became even more angry. After You Bing's explanation just now, Qing Longlong understood that he was being used as a gun! !

Qing Longlong was furious: "Who would have thought that he was so bad!! I'm so mad!!"

Fortunately, Long thought Zhang Chang was a good man! !

Sure enough, knowing people, knowing face but not knowing heart, Zhang Chang is really bad! ! !

"Don't be angry, I will avenge you tonight, and I promise to make him kneel down and call you Papa Long." You Bing picked up the white and red oil paints and waved to Qing Longlong: "Come here, let me put on some makeup for you."

Qing Longlong murmured and leaned over: "Long doesn't have such a bad son, you... don't draw too scary, don't be like you before, otherwise the dragon will not dare to look in the mirror..."

"Okay, I'll draw a cute one for you."

You Bing took the oil paint and concentrated on Qing Longlong's face, first painted a big white face, and then used red oil paint to embellish a few important places.

Qing Longlong muttered uneasy: "Yeah, don't be too cute, or you won't be able to scare that bad guy Zhang Chang."

You Bing couldn't help laughing twice, painted the last stroke with red oil paint, then straightened up and looked at his work with satisfaction.

Very good, now this little green dragon looks more festive than the paper puppet on the ground.

"Okay, let's go look in the mirror." You Bing looked at the mirror and began to paint on his face.

Qing Longlong was scared when he saw You Bing's dead face before, but now he saw You Bing's paint strokes, and the oil paint covered the face that made Long's heart flutter. I'm not afraid anymore.

It wasn't until You Bing finished putting on makeup that Qing Longlong belatedly saw his own reflection in You Bing's mirror.

A big white face, blood-red heart-shaped lips, a red spot on the forehead, abnormal oil paint scarlet on the cheeks...

Cute is cute, how do you feel...

Qing Longlong silently avoided the mirror, and secretly glanced at the paper pricked man on the ground, why did he feel similar to that paper pricked man? ?

Scary man... No, it should be Scary Dragon.

After finishing the makeup, You Bing put on the same style of melon skin hat, took two paper figurines, and handed one of them to Qing Longlong: "Take it."

"Ah, the dragon doesn't take this! It's scary!" Qing Longlong quickly ran to the side and picked up a red lantern: "The dragon holds this, and it can still illuminate..."

You Bing smiled: "That's fine." Then he walked out with two paper puppets in his arms, not forgetting to remind: "Follow me."