i am dragon

"Dean, you bought something online recently, didn't you give a bad review?"

Facing the guard's cautious inquiry on the phone, You Bing thought for a full 5 minutes, but did not understand what he meant.

"Does your dean look like someone who gives bad reviews online?"

Like, very like, like the kind of people who hurt people without saying dirty words.

Of course, the doorman only dared to think about it in his heart, but looking at the pile of things at the door, he felt chills in his heart. Isn't this someone deliberately taking revenge on the dean? ?

Dean, what are you doing buying these things? ?

Is this planning to set up a grave in the back mountain?

"Dean... There is a bunch of couriers at the door, that..."

The doorman wanted to talk, but it was a pity that You Bing didn't give the doorman this chance.

Hearing that it was a courier, You Bing didn't think too much about it: "Ah, just sign for it, is there anything else?"

After a minute of silence, the doorman silently hung up the phone.

Forget it, he can do what the dean says.

***

Ten minutes later, You Bing stood in the yard, and understood the guard's hesitation.

He looked at the huge green coffin for two people, the colorful paper prick figures, the four eye-catching wreaths, and the two horses and cows made of yellow flowers, and he couldn't help being silent.

This can still be seen, and there are a lot of things wrapped together that can't be seen, but they are definitely Shoucai's things piled on the ground.

The nurse wiped his sweat and asked, "Dean, what are you buying these things for? Worshiping ancestors or moving graves? Why do you buy green coffins? Aren't they all red or black?"

You Bing smiled slightly and directed the nurses: "Remove all the beds in my room, move the coffin into the middle of the ground, check what's in it, replace everything that can be replaced in my room, and find a place for cattle and horses." Go in, according to the specifications of the mourning hall, I will blame you for even the slightest mistake."

"Ah???" The nurse looked confused. Is this a new interest?

Several nurses looked at each other, and one of them tentatively said: "Don't scare Longlong...he..."

"He bought it." You Bing gritted his teeth and smiled: "Change it for me! I must let him use it tonight!"

"No, I can't..."

You Bing stepped forward to caress the relief on the coffin very gently: "Look, there is a green dragon, how exquisite."

The nurse shuddered, feeling that something was wrong with the dean's condition.

The nurses didn't dare to persuade them much, so they started to arrange things after moving the things.

Not to mention, there are quite a lot of things, and even thoughtfully prepared satin quilts and satin shrouds for the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter. They are all good things, but I always feel cold from the bottom of my heart when I look at them.

After finishing the arrangement, several nurses ran away without even daring to look at it.

***

Qing Longlong spent most of the day wandering outside, life without Wu Hao's interruption is really beautiful.

While eating Xiaozao, I discussed with patients, ah no, with friends how to control the tail.

what……

Longsheng is satisfied!

After dinner, Qing Longlong was full of milk and food, and planned to go back to the room to rest. After being messed up last night, Long slept soundly. I hope the dean can relieve Long's itching well tonight.

Walking to the door of the ward, Qing Longlong froze.

Seeing the eerie and eerie layout in the room, he took another look at the house number.

That's right, it's the dragon's room.

"Could it be... the dragon's room has been moved to the fourth floor?"

"Little Qinglong, come in."

Dean's voice! ?

Qing Longlong walked in hesitantly, the things in the room looked familiar...

Walking into the room, Qing Longlong carefully looked at the wreathed cows and horses beside the wall: "This...why does it look like the one chosen by Long?"

It's a pity that Qing Longlong didn't see You Bing's cold smile behind him, otherwise he wouldn't dare to say any more.

"Hey, it looks like the one chosen by the dragon!!"

Qing Longlong picked up the note on the wreath with his hands, and happily turned his head: "Look, there is still a dragon's hiccup here... ouch!"

You Bing was wearing a shroud, painted with dead makeup, and sat among the paper-wrapped boys and girls, smiling brightly, and opened his bloody mouth: "What's wrong? My dragon?"

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Scary dragon! ! !

"Woo...why are you... so scared of the dragon..."

Qing Longlong supported the wall and glanced at You Bing out of the corner of his eyes with lingering fear.

I really didn't dare to look straight in the face, even if I looked at it more, it would feel like a myocardial infarction.

You Bing stroked the coffin behind him: "You decided, don't you like it? Look at the coffin, how beautiful the pattern is, let's sleep here tonight, and get used to the life after death in advance."

Everything he said was correct, but Qing Longlong just felt that something was wrong.

The most obvious feeling is that the dean is in a bad mood! !

Wuwuwu Zhang Chang clearly said that the dean would be very happy to see this surprise, why does the dean look more terrifying when the clouds are over it? ?

"Wulong is wrong." Qing Longlong is very knowledgeable about current affairs.

You Binghao said in a leisurely tone, "Oh? What's wrong with you?"

After thinking about it, Qing Longlong cried in embarrassment: "Long, Long doesn't know, didn't you let Long choose the coffin? Don't you like green? Do you want red?"

Yes, it is an option.

You Bing clearly remembered that he asked Qing Longlong to choose, not to buy! !

Originally thought that Qing Longlong had no access to online shopping at all, so he was not vigilant at all, but he never expected that he still underestimated this little Qinglong.

"Green is very good, and you also bought a quilt, which is very comfortable, come in and try it?"

You Bing pushed away the paper-wrapped man beside him, turned around and went into the coffin to lie flat.

"Long, Long doesn't want to go in yet." Qing Longlong said tremblingly.

After waiting for a while, there was no movement at all.

Qing Longlong amplified his voice: "Can the dragon not go in?"

Looking at the shiny green coffin, Qing Longlong regretted asking the store to paint it green, why does it look a little scary?

There was still no movement for a long time.

Unwillingly, Qing Longlong moved closer to the coffin step by step. Before he got too close, he stood on tiptoe and peeked inside.

At a glance, You Bing was lying in the coffin with a strange expression 'peacefully'.

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”

This time Qing Longlong was really crying. Although it was still thundering and not raining, it was already a ball of grievances.

You Bing quietly crawled halfway out of the coffin, grabbing the little green dragon by the ankle and pulling it to this side.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! .

It wasn't until being pressed in the coffin by You Bing that Qing Longlong stopped crying with sobs.

Qing Longlong squinted his eyes and peeked, You Bing curled his dark red lips.

"Ah!! Woooooooooooo..."

Long was frightened and cried again.