yo little strawberry

Kazuki didn't know what words to use to describe his mood at this moment.

He felt that he was too calm, so calm that even he felt his ass hurt.How did this happen, how did things develop like this?

In this way, facing the No. 40 blade popular face in front of him with a "human" attitude——Ulquiorra Cifer did not show any nervousness, or even fear.

Oh God, the so-called "a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water" probably refers to his current state.

What cups and tableware, he is now "broken and broken". After a series of embarrassing incidents in which cups turned into washing utensils, nothing can scare him.

People are like that.

When the pain you experienced in life is greater than the fear of dying, then you are actually not so afraid of death.

Life is worse than death, so it is better to have a good time.

Now he would rather be killed immediately than let others say something like "How can I fight you without a weapon because of you", which is so straightforward that it makes people want to die, or something like "Go to fight Disasters will happen if you don’t carry a weapon.” This kind of implicit and subtle complaint.

Yishou asked himself, since he came to the world of Shinigami, oh no, in fact, from the moment when the main plot of Shinigami started, he should look very powerful on the outside, but in reality, he is just a good-for-nothing otaku. Pass.

When his elder brother kept showing his manly qualities, he seemed to be playing soy sauce all the time, and he was still playing soy sauce with injuries.

Oh damn, from this point of view, how dedicated he is as a dude, he is still sticking to his own job even after being injured, and he hasn't slack off at all because of it.

In fact, for a modern person who has the mentality of a good-for-nothing otaku, when he enters the world of hot-blooded anime and becomes the twin brother of the protagonist of the hot-blooded anime, some naive people will probably want to grab the protagonist's shot and imitate the anime The words and actions of the protagonist in the game, and then capture those beauties of all colors to build their own harem.

People with a little bit of brain who like to play tricks will follow behind the protagonist. If there is any battle, let the protagonist go, and if there is any dangerous situation, let the protagonist go... In short, I just hold the mood of watching the excitement and watching the good show, so as to ensure that I will never stop. Run around behind the protagonist under the premise of safety.

If it is the kind that has gone through vicissitudes of life...

Oh, that kind of vicissitudes of people probably don't like watching popular anime.If you don't watch it, you won't know the plot. If you don't know the plot, the above problems probably don't exist.

Yishou didn't time travel before, but he also considered this issue.

Come to think of it, he should belong to the second type.

But now after he actually wears it, he feels that he does not belong to this category, and even says that this kind of evaluation is unreasonable.

Because of various reasons, as well as special circumstances like "you didn't really time travel, so you don't understand some situations" and so on, the original theories became somewhat untenable.

Time travel is no child's play.

Everyone said that time travel is good, and this is what he said before he lived through it, but when he really passed it, he wanted to scream up to the sky and roar at those people who once said time travel was good and didn't know the truth——

Wear your sister!

Hello sister! !

Living in such a world for more than ten years, even if the plot has been known in advance, the people, things, and things around you will remind you all the time——

This is a real world.

So what if you knew the plot, so what if you could predict it?

In front of an absolutely strong opponent, your "little cleverness" is all nonsense.

Yishou once experienced pain, entanglement, and conflict.

Sometimes he wonders, if time travel really exists, then why no so-called "fairy" gave him a golden finger and gave him the right to make a wish, so that he has an absolute advantage to stand in this world without being afraid or timid anyone.

However, as time passed day by day, in the blink of an eye, he had already "grown up" in this world.

Started as a baby and grew up slowly.

During this process, he felt that his "thought" seemed to be slowly beginning to change.From the rejection at the beginning, to now the dependence on relatives, concern for friends, and even special feelings for this city...

He lamented the magic of the Creator and the wonder of this different time and space.

If "The Great God of Time Traveling" really gave him the so-called golden finger, allowing him to install letters without hard work and without paying any price, he would be able to single out those powerful characters in the original book...

Then, no matter how many years he has lived in this world, how many relatives he has or how many friends he has, he will not really feel that this world is real.

What is real?

He has been rolling and crawling all the way, even though he is extremely embarrassed, maddening and depressed, but at least he has tried hard.

Just like when I was alive, I worked hard to find a job that can support my family. I didn't have the brilliance of those successful people, but it was considered fulfilling.

Because this is his own, he thinks he doesn't have the ability to change the world, but at least he has the determination to change himself, and he has put it into action long ago.

What is the real world?

He used to be autistic and didn't understand this truth, but now he understands it and is very enlightened.

The land he stepped on, the blue sky above his head, surrounded by perverted boss-level masters, and some ugly and distorted cannon fodder who came out from time to time and were hacked by the god of death.

His identity is the god of death, his elder brother is the savior of this world, his father is the same tough god of death that is not mentioned in the original book, his creditor is the smartest ghost in this world, and his friends are all extraordinary people with high concentration of spiritual particles...

What is the real world?

Here, if he doesn't want to be a weak person, always hide under the umbrella of his big brother, don't want to be looked down upon by the people around him, don't want to be isolated, don't want to spend his life in a daze, don't want to die like this——

must become stronger.

Strong enough to achieve what he could think of before, the strength that should have been bestowed by the great god of time travel, and did not require his own efforts.

What is the real world?

A cruel world where you will be "eliminated" if you don't work hard to survive, this is real.

As an "ordinary person" who needs to grow and evolve to adapt well to all kinds of abnormalities around him, Yishou feels that Yali is very big.

His mind kept turning back and forth. After despising himself for the Nth time... speechless stupid behavior, he couldn't think of any better solution after all.

Facing the expressionless Ulquiola in front of him with empty eyes, Yishou always felt a so-called "enlightenment" feeling——

This guy with facial paralysis should be quick to attack, no matter how painful it is, it is more painful than his own hands causing this situation!

Thinking about it, after so many years of crawling and crawling in this world, it was worth it to die in the hands of such a master.Oh, although if it wasn't for him being cheap...

Oh, maybe he could live longer.

"My transformation card is due to some special reasons, so now...uh...you know!"

In the tens of seconds of confrontation with each other, Yishou has been like a tragic supporting role in a TV series, recalling the hard work and perception before the sensational at the speed of light, and began to face death with an absolute "calmness".

Even though this "death" came so "inexplicably", it was embarrassing.

"Little Wuwu, don't stop talking, especially at this critical moment, you must not stop talking... Hey, talk to me, talk to me quickly! Don't ignore me, don't let me sing a one-man show by myself, hey! You should say something, hey, you should say something before you kill me, don't you even bother to say a few words?!"

Yami yawned and stood outside the woods. From the standard standing posture just now, he slowly changed to a slanted stand, then bent down, then squatted, and finally sat down on the ground.

He rested his chin in his hand, and just looked at the situation in the woods in such a dull manner.

The so-called "situation" -

Originally, he was very happy that he found a mission target by mistake, but when he wanted to do it himself, Ulquiola beat him.

Well, he was the one who was going to follow Ulquiorra out on a mission, he admitted.

But no matter what, he never thought of the person he caught by mistake. Oh, it is said that this person was once praised by Master Aizen. Or an embarrassment of bloodlust.

In just a few minutes, he slowly cooled down from the initial excitement to the current yawning, just wanting to go back and hand in the task.

Even he himself is like this, let alone Ulquiorra who is not interested in killing?

Yami changed hands and continued to support his chin, wondering if Ulquiorra had fallen asleep with his eyes open...

If all human beings are like this, it is really a tragedy.

This kind of embarrassing thing that suits people's appetite makes him feel ashamed to kill the opponent with a single knife, but he feels embarrassing if he doesn't kill him.

In short, no matter whether he killed or not, it made him feel very unhappy, and he couldn't vent his anger.

It's like eating the soul of some strange creature, wanting to vomit, wanting to digest but unable to digest, finally accumulating into hard rocks or something like that.

Now Yami doesn't think about anything, just sits on the ground and watches the show, and sees what Ulquiorra can do.

Yishou felt that his tongue was about to drop, but the paralyzed god in front of him still didn't respond.Compared with Ulquiorra in front of him, dead wood and Chinese cabbage are not enough to look at.

... Well, he admitted that it was a resentment towards the two men with facial paralysis.

The former, careful eye and facial paralysis; the latter,...haven't concluded yet.

"...I've been talking to myself for almost . I can't do anything, can I?"

Kazushou buried his face in the palms of his hands, his voice muffled with a sense of frustration.

"You fucking should give some reaction, you can say 'um' or 'oh'! You can say 'ah' to show that you heard it! No matter if you are 'um oh' or something, you Anyway, let's make a sound!"

He scratched his hair with some resentment, ignoring his somewhat messy hairstyle, "Dude, buddy, are you asleep? Do you sleep with your eyes open? Sleeping with such big eyes open, you are not afraid of blinding you Those green, glass-bomb eyes?"

Saying that, Kashou walked a few steps and shouted to Yami who was yawning not far away.

"Hey, hey, your partner is not good, he ignores me when I say something! Change people, hey, you change! I really didn't mean to do this, I really used the pass that can transform into a god of death Falling home..."

Yami waved his hand at Isshou with an expression of "I understand". "I understand that it is really not easy for you. Ulquiola is really right. I really can't underestimate you human beings." He He opened his mouth wide again and yawned, his voice was so lazy that he couldn't lift his spirits.

"Forget it, I see that you have lost your appetite, and now you still have a little indigestion. Turn your head away, and I will be enough to see you."

"..."

Yishou looked at Yami who was obviously disgusted by him, couldn't help pointing to his face, and asked in a bewildered voice.

"... I... I made Pomian... disgusting? My appearance... made him... turn off his appetite?"

I feel that my usual "popular" gentle and elegant image has been completely rejected, and the person who rejected him is still a giant-shaped face with such a...safe appearance, which makes the life of a young man who has always been a little fragile feel sad. limit.

"Little Wuwu, it's the first time I've lived to know that I'm so... annoying... Well, I have to admit how kind your 'ignoring' is, little Wuwu, compared to yours. You are a friend who is not kind enough to be outrageous, you can definitely be regarded as a healing department."

Ulquiorra, who had been silent all this time, finally opened his mouth slowly, "Kuzou Kurosaki, you succeeded."

His voice was a bit gloomy and cold. Compared with the flat to dry tone before, this time there was a slight change.

Although, the change is so disturbing.

"I don't know if you really didn't bring the pass with you, but you managed to delay the time and let the rescue force arrive in time. You seem to be pretending to be stupid, but in fact everything is in your plan. You took advantage of Yami's arrogance to make him disdain to fight you..."

Before Ulquiorra could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by Kazuki's laughter.

I saw that Yishou, who had been downcast all the time, was laughing triumphantly with his hands pinching his waist and raising his head.

"...Ahahaha, I was discovered by you, hahaha, so it is absolutely impossible for me, Kazutobu Kurosaki, to do something like leaving a weapon at home!"

As if he was hiding his true feelings, he deliberately smiled exaggeratedly and flatly. Although the laughter was loud, the emotion in his eyes was similar to a guilty conscience.

"Ahaha, little Wuwu, you really didn't disappoint me! I said that you are the smartest among the Pomian, and your insight ability really surprised me!"

As if matching his 'excited' mood, he even patted Ulquiola on the shoulder kindly.At first, it was just a test, but when he saw that the other party didn't respond, he once again displayed the embarrassing spirit of something that is not afraid of boiling water, and grabbed the other party's neck with an expression of 'you are my confidant'.

"Little Wuwu, little Wuwu, then what, let's ask for help? In the future, whoever dares to say that you are an iceberg, I will be anxious to him! You are obviously in the healing department, bastard, why didn't you find out that you are a healing man? It’s related... I was really cured by you, hey, you are really my f*cking confidant... ah~"

Isshou who was still hooking Ulquiola's neck, felt a familiar Reiatsu suddenly appear behind him, his body stiffened involuntarily——

What's the matter, how could there suddenly be an illusion like being "caught/raped/in bed"?

With a stiff body, he slowly turned his head, his right hand still kept hooking Ulquiorra's neck, and he looked back boldly.

It was this one glance that made him... sublimated.

"...Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, that's all a misunderstanding, really." He smiled flatteringly at the people behind him, only feeling that his facial features were distorted, "Then, what... the hidden spirit pressure is here The sudden explosion at the destination or something... I hate it the most haha...ha..."

At the entrance of the forest, a tall figure stood on the shore.The man's expression was vaguely unclear, but from the low air pressure emanating from his body and the almost suffocating astonishing spiritual pressure, it can be judged——

This person is mad.