yo little strawberry

Yishou ran wildly all the way.

When he arrived at the place where the incident happened, that is, the top of the mountain, he saw that the sky was just torn open, and it landed on the ground like an alien attacking the earth, smashing a big hole.

To say that human beings are too curious, one after another stepped forward to watch the unknown object that suddenly landed from the sky.After the dust dissipated, what everyone saw was a huge deep pit, but there was no spaceship like everyone imagined inside.

As a result, the onlookers were disappointed.

"Tch, I thought the aliens finally couldn't help but attack the earth..."

"Isn't it a meteorite? I saw it fall from the sky just now. Why can't I see the wreckage? I'm hallucinating?"

"I always feel that this deep pit is very strange, why is there nothing?!"

"...Damn, refund the ticket!!"

Yishou stood behind the crowd of onlookers, scratching his hair and thinking how to remove these people.Because according to the original plot of the anime, the visiting "guests" will kill because they are unhappy to be watched by others.

What should I do, if there is some kind of Qiankun bag that can put away all the people in front of me, it would be great.

After scratching my head for a long time, I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and thought of a good idea.

Before the people in the big pit crawled out, Yishou coughed hard a few times, and then screamed at the crowd with almost all his strength——

"Run, everyone! There is radiation in this pit!!"

His face was flushed from holding back, and he just felt that it was really not easy for the leader of the roaring horse.However, when he finished shouting, he found that not only did the onlookers not retreat, but they all stared at him with idiot expressions.

It suddenly became weird, he took a few steps back with some shame, looked at the crowd in front of him, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Then what, there is really radiation...I'm not joking..."

He pointed to the deep pit in front of him with his finger, and his dry voice made people sound uncomfortable.

"... suddenly landed from the sky, and smashed such a big hole on the ground. However, there is nothing in the hole now, isn't this a bit suspicious? Everyone really thinks that there is nothing in the hole? Or, There's something you and I just can't see..."

That's the difference between people.

After Yishou finished speaking, several people turned serious and turned away without stopping any longer.However, there are still some people who continue to surround the big pit, as if they want to dig out some "good things".

"It's really too late if you don't leave, I have no way to take you all away, I can only rely on you... Oh forget it, it's really not easy to be a good person these days, I tell you to leave quickly, you think I have a conspiracy ,Depend on."

Yishou couldn't stand the weird eyes mixed with too many complicated emotions around him, so he could only shake his head helplessly, ready to start the battle.

He found a relatively secret place to hide the entity, but at this moment, an earth-shattering spiritual pressure suddenly erupted in the originally calm and calm pit.

The high concentration of spirit particles in the air quickly gathered, instantly making the air thinner, making it difficult to breathe.

After Yishou made some adjustments to get used to the amazing Reiatsu, he put his hands in his trouser pockets, ready to take out his Shinigami Pass and transform.

However, no matter how much he took out, he couldn't take out what he wanted. After confirming for the nth time that he didn't carry the magic token that could transform him into a god of death, he was full of guilt.

"Oh God, you must be kidding me..."

Yishou frantically searched himself, and at the same time pitifully faced the wind and shed tears.

"No way, is there such a thing as sad... Fuck, I lost such a magical thing... I don't know if it's too late for me to go back to get it now? Huh?... I'll borrow it from my elder brother when I go home Use it once it’s done, I’ll come back when I’m done transforming…”

He was talking to himself, seeing that the giant in white had slowly climbed out of the deep pit, he kept stepping back in resentment——

"Is it okay for me to run away now?...Well, it's definitely possible, oh, it's definitely possible, right? Besides, I'm not running away, I'm just going home to get the transformation card..."

I kept hinting to myself in my heart, and slowly retreated step by step, planning to go back home in one go.

But it turns out that once this person gets up, no matter what he does, he needs to wash his utensils.

Just when Yishou realized that he didn't bring the Death Pass and was about to take advantage of the chaos to escape, the guests from afar finally made their official debut.

This appearance gave Bei Guzi a big "surprise"——

Oh, a "surprise" that makes people dumbfounded, only "surprise" but not "happy".

Yami Rialgo straightened his oversized body, looked down at the crowd in front of him condescendingly, curled his lips in disgust.

"Ulquiorra, what are all these people doing here?! What's there to see? It's so f*cking annoying to be surrounded by humans!!" He looked around, as if he had suddenly thought of something, and there was something in his voice. An inexplicable excitement.

"Hey Ulquiola, who are you looking for? Is there anyone in this group of people you're looking for? If not, can I kill them..."

Ulquiola stared blankly at the crowd in front of him, and said in a deep voice, "It's just a bunch of rubbish."

It's just a bunch of garbage, it doesn't matter if you kill it or not.

"I heard that that person likes to meddle in other people's business, maybe we can use this opportunity to lure him out." He said expressionlessly, his voice without any ups and downs of emotion, "Yami, use the most direct way."

No matter how stupid Yami is, he still knows what Ulquiola means. The so-called "most direct way" is "soul absorption" that can directly suck away the souls of ordinary human beings.But because this trick only works for those with low spiritual power, the taste and taste of the sucked soul will definitely not be so good.

He opened his mouth wide and began to inhale forcefully. Suddenly, he sucked human souls in all directions around the mountain top, and a steady stream of souls were directly sucked into his belly.

The ordinary human beings whose souls had been forcibly taken away had dull expressions at first, and then their bodies slowly fell to the ground.

Soon, the cannon fodder crowd who were still onlookers fell to the ground one by one. Looking from afar, corpses were strewn all over the field.

If it was possible to escape quickly while taking advantage of the chaos, now the "protective barriers" of the crowd have all collapsed, and things that were originally inconspicuous immediately became the focus at this moment.

Yishou is in such a somewhat embarrassing and embarrassing situation, embracing the big tree in a very strange posture, trying to hide his body as much as possible, but his hands and feet are habitually tightly strung on the tree trunk .

He had the illusion that he was playing a game of "red lights, green lights, little white lights".

Back in childhood, a few little mud monkeys would play this kind of game when they were exhausted.This kind of boring and childish game like "I tell you to stop and you stop" makes the mood of the cup's longevity very complicated and delicate.

On the one hand, he really missed the good times of his childhood; on the other hand, he really burst into tears and felt that his life after time travel was just a tableware!

…Now he just hopes that his eyesight is so bad that he can't even notice that he is hiding behind a tree trunk, motionless like a wooden man with a immobilization spell.

For a moment, he even began to think that the blind Dongxian was so loving.

Yami looked at the woods not far away with some shame. There was an unknown object hiding behind the big tree, with only his hands and feet embracing the trunk, sneaking around the tree trunk, not knowing what he was doing.

"...By the way, this is the first time I've seen a human being who can pose in such a strange pose after being sucked out of his soul." He turned his head and looked at Ulquiorra beside him, "Hey, this guy is not actually a human, right? "

Ulquiorra's emerald green eyes were fixed on the suspicious tree, and after he locked his eyes on the target, he suddenly said in a low voice, "No, he's not dead."

"Eh? Didn't he die? Haha, that proves that he is not an ordinary human. The soul must be very delicious! Ahh, the souls that sucked those rubbish just now are really unpalatable..."

Ulquiorra glanced at Yami who was complaining, then turned his eyes away and focused on the distant woods again.The out-of-focus green pupils couldn't see any emotional fluctuations, they just watched quietly, as if they could see the people hiding behind them through the tree trunk.

"Come out, or let me go there myself."

His voice was far from being as cold as it looked on the outside, but his tone was very flat, without any ups and downs, and his dryness made people feel a little uncomfortable.

"Hey, you don't need to do it yourself, Ulquiorra, I can just..."

Before Yami could finish speaking, Ulquiola had already stretched out his hand to interrupt him, "I told you before the mission, don't underestimate the enemy, you must never underestimate the enemy."

As he said that, he disappeared on the spot, and appeared in the woods in an instant, and had a direct contact with Yishou who was embracing the big tree and pretending to be dead.

After realizing his fate of washing utensils, Isshou began to turn his head mechanically, twisting his neck as if his bones were disjointed, imitating the figure of a zombie who was bitten by a zombie in a European and American zombie horror film As a character, try to make the expression on your face look vivid.

His eyes widened, his brown pupils were a little loose, his skin was pale and bloodless, but the strange thing was that his lips were as delicate as if they were stained with blood, and the white and red formed a clear contrast.

Before Ulquiola could say anything or take any action, he slowly opened his mouth with that hoarse, dry and strange voice——

"what……"

I clearly remember Aunt Kayako in the Japanese horror film "The Grudge". Every time she appeared on the scene, she would be accompanied by the intermittent ghost sound of her throat being cut.

In fact, anyone can make similar weird noises as long as they try to hoarse their voices and deliberately suppress the vocal cords to produce sound.

He didn't know if he could perform so hard to make the Pomian in front of him understand——

He had already died, and he died terribly, a typical Japanese type of unrepentant death.

However, it turns out that there is no dementia and mental retardation in Aizen's broken face ten blades, and the one who happens to be standing in front of Yishou is the most calm and steady among the many broken faces, and is also the one that Aizen is most optimistic about.

In short, facing Kazuju's absolutely "perfect" performance, Ulquiola took pride in not interrupting the other party. He didn't speak or make a move, but just watched quietly.

Seeing that Ulquiola didn't respond, Yishou thought to himself whether his performance was too exaggerated, so that he embarrassed this face that was definitely not in touch with human culture.

Thinking about it this way, he felt that he could stop here.

So the performance reached the "climax". After "ah" for a long time, he suddenly rolled his eyes, and then let go of his hands around the tree trunk, and his body fell down like this.

In fact, as long as he fell to the ground at this time and hid the spiritual pressure at the same time, he could almost get away with it.

After all, those who are a little higher than the souls of "ordinary humans" can barely escape that "soul absorption", but when they come into close contact with such a powerful broken face, it is impossible for ordinary people to be so lucky to dodge again.

Isshou asked himself, his performance just now should be OK.

The body is still slowly sliding down, he can't be impatient, he must be perfect.

As the body got closer and closer to the ground, the tense heart gradually relaxed——

It was really risky, but it was finally muddled through.

Just when Isshou's back was about to touch the ground, Ulquiola, who had been silent all this time, suddenly said in a deep voice.

"Aizen-sama is right, you really are a human being who likes to act, Kazuju Kurosaki."

In a word, Yishou's body, which had almost fallen to the ground, bounced back abruptly, and jumped up like a wild beast with an "ow" sound!

"I x your uncle Ulquiola!! You fucking said you knew me earlier, if you said you knew me earlier, I don't need to act! Don't you know that this is a waste of my feelings, I just now It's all in the drama, hey, I'm really in the drama!"

Once again, Yishou felt that he had been tricked by someone and became angry. Thinking back to the last time at the Shuangzhu Cliff, Aizen "tricked" him like this, but he himself was also very devoted.

Unexpectedly, this time he was tricked again! !

He was tricked by Aizen's big boss into admitting it. Anyway, even the Zanpakuto has been activated as a cheating device, so he has nothing to fight for.But the situation is different now, why is this man with green eyes and facial paralysis playing tricks on him? !

"You bastard, you have to pay to watch me act!!"

Yishou beat his somewhat numb body, maintaining the movement of slowly falling to the ground in slow motion just now, but it was quite difficult.

"Ulquiorra, I tell you, I fucking like acting. I'm happy to see you so stupid. Don't think that I acted to deceive you. I don't bother to deceive you. This is I am willing, I am happy, I am happy!!"

There is no such conscious life as "the battle is about to break out, but the soldiers left their weapons at home and forgot to bring them". It is almost provocative to vent out the shame, anger and evil fire that has been accumulated in the heart for a long time.

"I called that on purpose just now, why is that voice weird? Hey, I said that you green-eyed man with facial paralysis can't look at our human things, are you stupid, are you behind?! Also, you understand what I just said Is that scene? It’s the scene where Lao Tzu slowly let go of his hands in absolute slow motion, and slowly let his body fall down, do you understand? I don’t understand, it’s old-fashioned, then I am deliberately creating an atmosphere, What kind of atmosphere is it, a kind of..."

Yishou said it very well, it is natural to be able to vent out the resentment in his heart.

But the happiest thing is to face Ulquiorra who has no emotional changes. Because he can't see the anger in the other party's eyes and feel the other party's emotional fluctuations, there is no such thing as "fuck, is he angry? He What sinister light flashed in the eye" This kind of nervousness.

Because the form of death represented by Ulquiorra, who is face-shattered and forty-bladed, is nothingness.

Based on the analysis of this character's personality, appearance, abilities, etc., and then a detailed dissection based on what he said, what he did, and even the ambiguous behavior with Inoue before his death in the original anime.

Then you will find that for Ulquiorra, he is so loyal to Aizen and absolutely obeys orders, he is the most loyal of the ten blades, even more loyal than a loyal dog... The reason is only because Aizen gave him What he wants most.

What did Ulquiorra want most?

He doesn't covet fame and fortune, and he doesn't even have the restlessness of showing off his pride like other faces.Presumably what he really wanted was just a feeling of being able to prove his existence.

nothingness……

Kazushou had studied Ulquiola carefully, because he always felt that it was absolutely impossible for such a calm, calm and even indifferent man to suddenly have some kind of emotion for a woman before he died.

In fact, before he died, Ulquiola would say such seemingly ambiguous but actually thought-provoking words to Inoue, probably because he had been questioning, wondering, and confused...his own presence.

As for why he asked Inoue instead of his elder brother, I will never know.

"...I said a lot just to let you understand that I was just teasing you just now, not you teasing me, understand? Well, if you don't understand, there is nothing I can do. In short, I have never been Just play, you just need to understand this..."

Kazhou explained that his mouth was dry, he licked his lips, and stared at the expressionless Ulquiola, "Hey, buddy, are you asleep? Are you sleeping with your eyes open? What did you say about what I just said?" Have you heard..."

"Aizen-sama once mentioned you to me, Kazuju Kurosaki."

Ulquiorra suddenly spoke in a low voice, still keeping his eyes on the person in front of him, "You and Kurosaki Ichigo are both agents of death, but Aizen-sama said that you are much smarter than Kurosaki Ichigo."

The corner of Yishou's mouth twitched, "Ha... Should I say thank you for the compliment from Big Boss Lan?" He changed his stance and continued to look at each other, his soft brown eyes were clear and sincere.

"If this world doesn't completely collapse, then I dare say that Aizen cannot win the final decisive battle. Of course, you don't need to say why I said this, or why I was so overestimated. Yes, because I can't tell you that I'm also good at predicting."

Ulquiola was silent for a while, then suddenly spoke.

"Why are you talking to me in the form of a human being? Aren't you an agent of Death, Zanpakuto?"

Kazuju put his hand on his forehead, and remained silent for a while, then raised his head and looked at Ulquiola with his most sincere and pure eyes, and said softly.

"...I said that I left the transformation token at home, do you believe me?"

The author has something to say: YD has no responsibility for the small theater——

Those Bad Things in Xuye Palace ([-])

Aizen (laughs): Ulquiorra, let's look at the situation in the present world at that time.Ulquiola (crushing eyeballs): Yes.

After a few minutes, watch the whole process.

Aizen (laugh): ... Gin Ichimaru (laugh): ... Grimmjow (black line): ... Neutra (black line): ... Aizen (laugh): Hey, I said it before Kurosaki Kazushou is a very interesting person, isn't he?Ichimaru Gin (smiling with squinted eyes): Yay, Brother Strawberry has always been so cute.Grimmjow (baring teeth): Hahaha Ulquiorra, you have today too?Ah ha ha ha ha Kazuju Kurosaki right?This kid is so interesting hahaha he's not weak either, tsk, I really want to kill him myself.Neutra (sticks out her tongue and licks her lips): Hehe, I didn't expect Ulquiorra to like this thin type. I thought you would like that big-breasted girl more.Ulquiorra (glance): ...boring.

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