The correct way to open the first favorite concubine of Ming Dynasty

The matter starts with Zhang Fu's family in England.

Born in the British military, he usually doesn't have much fun in music, chess, calligraphy and painting. What he loves is beautiful women, fine wine, hunting on horseback, in short, he is a living model of the four characters of "sex, dog and horse".Because he is a prince of the first rank, he has power and money, so his family has raised countless singers and dancers, most of whom are stunning.Among them is a singing girl named Jiang Dou Nu, with eyebrows like spring mountains and eyes full of autumn water, who is omnipotent in playing, playing, playing and singing, and excellent in color and art.

The Duke of England invited San Yang to his house for a drink one night, and asked this Dou Nu to come on stage to entertain the elders.

At first, only Yang Rong and Yang Pu were in high spirits, and Yang Shiqi was still holding it.

Yang Pu Xingjiu said: "An ancient poem for each person, prefaced by the four seasons, limited to the word 'month' at the end. It is not fine to drink in the last sentence." He read the sentence "Erhuayuan falls and melts into the moon".

Yang Rong continued: "Dancing to the heart of the moon in Yangliu Tower."

Yang Shiqi said: "The golden bell dog barks at Wutongyue."

Dou Nu knelt down and replied: "I also got a sentence."

Zhang Fu said: "You also got a sentence? Then you have to sing it, not just recite it."

Dou Nu lightly pressed the sandalwood board, and slowly sang: "The pear blossom courtyard is as light as snow, and the dog barks at the phoenix tree at night. The beautiful Yangliu Tower, the silver toad will disappear after dancing. The spring moon, the summer moon, and the autumn moon are not as good as my usual moon in front of the window." .”

The three Yangs all praised: "Good lyrics! Great song! What a beauty!" Even Yang Shiqi drank a few big glasses of wine in a row, Yang Rong was more frivolous, and simply hugged Dou Nu on his lap to tease him, asking the beauty to feed him wine.While teasing, he knocked over the cup and got wet all over, so Dou Nu picked up the red skirt to wipe it for him, and said with a smile, "This is the 'bloody skirt over wine' in "Pipa Xing"."

Zhang Fu scolded: "It's always messed up by a bitch!"

Dou Nu is worthy of being a person who came out of the Fengyue field. Not only did he not get annoyed or troubled, but he said with a smile: "The concubines handed over are all male monkeys (homonym for 'Gonghou')."

The four old men clapped their hands and laughed happily.

After Heidan finished telling this story, I thought of Sanyang's pious appearance on weekdays, and I was dumbfounded in shock.Zhang Fu was a vulgar person, and his speech was extremely vulgar, so he just let him go, and he couldn't force it; but the three court elders were all well-educated bachelors, and they had such vulgar tastes?

Heidan raised his hand and closed my chin: "You're so shocked that you can't close your mouth from ear to ear? Man court civil and military, there are even more irritating ones."

"Oh, man." I sneered, "Go on, what's more annoying?"

That group of people drank that night and stayed up all night, enjoying themselves before returning.On the second day, San Yang also gave each a horse of red Luo as a head wrap for Dou Nu.

However, after Yang Shiqi returned home, he thought about it and wrote a Taoist note, asking officials to strictly prohibit officials from visiting and sleeping with prostitutes.

The saying goes: "We old men, seeing such beauties, are still moved, not to mention young people who are young and full of blood? If we all indulge in beauty and hinder the government, then it's okay."

I patted the armrest of the chair and laughed so hard: "Master Yang Shiqi hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I don't know whether to praise him or call him irritating, he won't allow others to have fun after he's had fun hahahahahahahahahaha..."

Heidan, an ancient man, was taken aback by my openness.

I hurriedly restrained my face, and said solemnly: "This is what you said to be 'more annoying'? Isn't it a good thing, you can use this as a pretext to ban it. It can be strict and disciplined, and Xi Yang (referring to Yang Shiqi) can replace it. You get scolded."

Heidan said: "I just sent someone to investigate, and I found out that I was so angry!"

Heidan ordered Yushi Gu Zuo to investigate the situation of officials prostitutes. This Gu Yushi has always kept himself upright, and went home honestly every day when he retired from the court. Invite him to visit the Qinlou Chu Pavilion together.This time, he went to the "Sixteenth Floor" of official prostitutes established by Zhu Di according to the imperial decree, and only then did he really see the virtues of his dog-like colleagues after retiring from the imperial court: they would run to the brothel after the morning court, As soon as the official uniform is taken off, the dental plaque symbolizing status is put on the railing, and the party is full of joy.In the brothel, with carved railings and jade buildings, fine wine and delicacies, singing and dancing, drinking and drinking, it was really like a fairyland, which made these officials linger and forget about their official duties.

"Gu Zuo said that the dental plaques on the railings are almost filling up the railings! Where do I put the face of the Ming court? These scumbags, the court's salary, the people's taxation, are they raising whores for him!" Dan was so angry that he uttered foul language.

Heidan made a decisive decree, ordering the supervisory censor to strictly investigate officials who have been whoring, and once found out, he will be dismissed immediately and will never be used again.If a scholar goes whoring, those who have been selected will be deprived of their fame, and those who have not yet been selected will not be hired.

I thought for a while and said, "Your decree to strictly investigate this time can only be cured for a while, but not for a lifetime. After a long time, it will naturally become lax and come back to life. Enforcement is tightened and loosened, loosened and tightened again and again. On the contrary, it makes people look down on the court's law. I have a way, maybe it can last a little longer."

Heidan asked: "What's the solution? Tell me."

I said: "In today's system, although there is a censor as a supervisor, sometimes the censor can't do what he wants. For example, Gu Zuo's official residence is the 'capital censor', which can be regarded as the head of the Overwatch Council. If he committed a crime, should he impeach or not? If he impeaches, will His Majesty dismiss Yang Rong or not? If not, it will be because His Majesty does not abide by the laws set by him. How can he convince the public? If he is dismissed, Yang Ge will be so powerful People, Your Majesty is willing? Besides, this is because Gu Zuo is an upright official. For others, seeing that Yang Rong is such an important minister, he must not dare to impeach him, so the legal system is chaotic from top to bottom. I thought, why not The imperial court allocates a sum of money to select those who are of good character from among the folk scholars and scholars, and open several "newspaper offices". Folks. Give the head of the newspaper the right to make decisions, including His Majesty, and no one can interfere with what he writes. Anyone who has clues from the folks can come to report. It means that the people of the world will jointly supervise the implementation of laws and regulations, and they are not afraid of officials sneaking in. .If you act recklessly, the end result is that the crime will be made public to the world. What do you think, Your Majesty?"

Talking about political affairs, I accidentally changed my address to him as "Your Majesty".

Heidan frowned and said, "That's good. What if they write indiscriminately?"

I said: "If they write indiscriminately, their reputation will be ruined. If the common people don't buy their 'dibao', they will naturally go bankrupt and cut off their livelihood from then on."

Heidan stood up, paced around the room for a long time, then shook his head: "Ruowei, no."

I asked, "Why not?"

Heidan said: "If they are allowed to write, they will become more and more courageous, and one day they will write about me. They want to write about me killing my second uncle, I want to write about my abolishing the queen and setting you up, and they want to pick up on me. Qizhen's life experience... The historians in the palace are annoying enough, but fortunately, there are few people, and they can manage it. If everyone in the world talks about it, how can we bear it? Besides, they control it like this Heaven is in charge, where are you going to put me? One day they will seduce the world to ask, why should I sit in the country... No, Ruowei, absolutely not."

I let out a long sigh and said nothing.

This is the knot of feudal society.He couldn't solve it.His identity and position determine that he cannot solve it.He is not yet enlightened to that extent.

"Family under heaven", Daming is the Ming of the Zhu family.It is not the Ming Dynasty of the common people.

He is a good emperor.But a good emperor is an emperor after all.

In the fourth year of Xuande, as soon as the imperial ban came out, there were two capitals in the Ming Dynasty and thirteen provinces.But this is only temporary.Although official prostitutes are banned, headed by San Yang, all officials still keep female Lejia prostitutes at home, and there is no investigation and prohibition.