I haven't been a scumbag for many years
Chapter 45
After Xie Dongli kissed Song Jiu, the naked eye could see that his wife was shy, and coughed twice, "That, that, I'm sorry, I just, I just couldn't restrain myself."
If it was someone else, I would have to be too shy, and I don't know how to reply.
But Song Jiu proudly said: "I know! I'm super beautiful~ You like me so much. I understand. But next time it can't be like this. Hmph~~" He snorted and felt aggrieved, He said, "My face hurts from your kiss. Don't allow it next time."
Xie Dongli's heart paused, Song Jiu might have been complacent if he was a little shy at first.
But Song Jiu's appearance, how can he hold it.
I thought to myself: The next time we get married, it will not be this kind of pro-French relationship.
He nodded obediently in front of the "angry" Song Jiu, "I will definitely not kiss you so hard next time. I will restrain myself."
Song Jiu: "Yeah." Agreed.Then he said: "You still refuse to admit that you like me. You like me, right?" Xie Dongli understood what he meant: I just said, I'm so pretty, how could you not like me?it's out of the question!
So Xie Dongli held his feet and immediately said: "You still know it. You are so beautiful and good-looking. You are so cute, I really can't control my heart, I'm sorry, I like you like this without your permission."
Song Jiu waved his hand tolerantly. "It's okay, it's normal to like me." He was serious.Then he said: "You can like me, but you can't love me, you know? I'm looking for a girl, even if I can't go back to the elves, I'm still looking for a girl. I want to have a baby."
Xie Dongli: "..." Oh!Still thinking about having a baby.
You are beautiful.
But Xie Dongli also knows that Song Jiu is an elf, an elf...Although she has a high IQ, she still has an animal side.It is difficult for humans to break away from animal habits in some respects, and it is the same for other races.
This is a matter of evolution.
For example, Song Jiu and his elves still carry the instinct and nature of reproduction.And in their blood, reproduction is a very important thing, because...they are too rare.The conception is not high enough, and they are often infertile... There are even cases where the whole family becomes extinct because they cannot have offspring.In the end, the elves were bred again by the elf tree...
A very magical world.
The risk factor is average.Xie Dongli is the man at the top of the food chain.
Don't be afraid!
Xie Dongli said sincerely to Song Jiu: "I am already very happy to be allowed to like Xiao Jiu." No. "So what Xiao Jiu says is what she says." You have a good idea.
Song Jiu nodded in satisfaction.Said to Xie Dongli: "I still want to drink a glass of grape juice."
Xie Dongli: "Okay."
He hoped that his wife would like to drink milk in the future.
Song Jiu gulped down another three glasses of grape juice, and was satisfied.Cheerfully sitting on a tall pea leaf like a little butterfly, Xie Dongli didn't understand why he could climb such a high place vigorously without wings.
He was distressed.
Will Song Jiu hurt a lot when her wings are broken?
It must hurt!
Song Jiu didn't care that he didn't have wings, he was still so cheerful and optimistic.He climbed out of the window and sang while blowing the wind, then turned to look at Xie Dongli who was having lunch, and smiled with his tiny canine teeth.
Lovely.
Xie Dongli had nothing to do with him.
He felt that there was nothing he could do with him in his life.Although the appearance is different, the taste of the soul is the same.And they are equally shy, it's just a matter of showing or not.
They also like to keep aloof from the world and be romantic in the wind.
It seems different.
Actually many places are the same.
It is a soul after all.
Xie Dongli finished the meal he cooked, which was bread, fried fish, tomatoes and eggs.
The taste is not bad.
My own craftsmanship can only be said to be barely passable, and naturally it is not comparable to the "first" wife, nor can it be compared to the "second".But the "third one" can't even make a fire, he is a little fairy who can live by drinking toilet water and fruit juice, he should do it himself to get enough food and clothing.
After Xie Dongli finished eating, he waved his magic wand, and all the pots and pans jumped up and washed themselves.
The splashing water is also mopped up by the mop that automatically mops the floor.
After all the well-behaved and obedient things were automatically placed, the mop jumped out, went to the river to wash himself clean, and wrung himself dry.With a swoosh it flew to bask in the sun on a pea leaf.
Song Jiu's pupils couldn't help but dilate throughout the whole process.
Okay, so powerful, so powerful...how could it be so powerful? !
The wizard he saw would release water balls, ice swords, fire balls, lightning, and stir up dust...
But I haven't seen any wizard like Xie Dongli who can do housework.It's incredible.
Xie Dongli: Let’s make a deal, because I have been to many magical worlds when I was doing missions.
After Xie Dongli cleaned up, he stepped out of the window, walked to the pea leaves, and sat down beside Song Jiu.Song Jiu said, "Thank you Dongli."
Xie Dongli: "Well, what's the matter?"
Song Jiu turned himself over and showed his ass, he said: "I want to plant a banyan tree with many, many leaves, so that it grows tall and looks like a fork."
Xie Dongli:? ? ?
What the hell is that?
Song Jiu said: "Then I slept in the hammock intertwined with vines in the middle."
"I don't like sleeping in bed at all. There's no moonlight at night."
Xie Dongli: "...Okay. If Xiao Jiu likes it, I will plant a tree for Xiao Jiu." Will we have to fight (field) every day in the future?Still making trouble in the air... This is, this is too shameful.
But if Xiao Jiu likes it, he has no problem.
Xie Dongli said, "It must be a banyan tree?"
Song Jiu nodded: "Although I really want to be a cherry tree, I will get fat and have rotten teeth." He opened his mouth to show Xie Dongli.
Xie Dongli saw Song Jiu's pink and tender tongue moving, moving, moving, and he just wanted to kiss him and wrap his tongue around him.He suppressed his thoughts and saw that the position of the last tooth on Song Jiu's right cheek was empty.One tooth was completely missing.
"Has it been eaten?"
Song Jiu shook his head, he said: "It was bitten a little bit, and then I pulled it out."
Xie Dongli said: "I can make it grow back."
Song Jiu shook her head, "I don't want to grow teeth again, it hurts when teeth grow decayed, I want to remember the pain, and I won't be greedy again."
Xie Dongli turned his back and laughed convulsively.
Song Jiu didn't notice Xie Dongli's laugh, he was lying on the leaf, his little feet dangling there.The sun made him squint his eyes.Very comfortable.When the wind blows, his hair ripples like water ripples.
Obviously he doesn't comb his hair all over again, but his hair won't be messed up or tangled.
Xie Dongli watched Song Jiu basking in the sun.
At this time Song Jiu pulled Xie Dongli's palm to his head, and he said, "Xie Dongli, stroke my fur."
Xie Dongli: "..." Xie Dongli patted Song Jiu's... hair.
God fucking touch the hair.
Ask online, very urgent, how can the wife not see herself as a human being?
Song Jiu fell asleep.
Xie Dongli looked at his soft and tender face, and then at the feet exposed by the shoes and socks that he didn't like to be restrained and kicked off a long time ago.His legs are hairless.
His armpits are also hairless.
Then his...does jj have hair?
Xie Dongli: "..." Xie Dongli gave himself a smack on the forehead.What are you thinking? □□ of.
Hey~~~ I can only blame the absence of XSH for decades, so now I am in a state of hunger and thirst again.
He also misses his wife, well, it's only human.
Song Jiu slept soundly, and Xie Dongli wanted to sleep too.He and Song Jiu slept on one head, so their bodies were not leaning together, but their heads were.
Xie Dongli leaned on his arm, looking at Song Jiu's long eyelashes, beautiful nose, bright red lips like petals, and slightly pouty face.
so cute.
so beautiful.
Then I heard—"Hoo~~~~~zzzz..."
Xie Dongli turned around, facing Song Jiu with the back of his head, trembling with laughter.
His wife actually snored a little.
so cute.Still thinking I'm pretty, super pretty...but you snore, you know?
Song Jiu: I am beautiful.
Xie Dongli: But you snore!
Song Jiu: I'm cute.
Xie Dongli: But you snore!
Song Jiu: I am super beautiful and super cute.
Xie Dongli: But you snore!
Song Jiu: Dead...
Xie Dongli couldn't think about it, the more he thought about it, the happier he became.In the end, she turned over, brushed the hair that was close to Song Jiu's nose, and looked at Song Jiu with doting eyes.
Go to sleep, the first thing you see when you wake up is your husband.
Be happy~~~ (Narcissism does not know ing...)
The elves in the World of Warcraft Forest often live a carefree life. They are close to nature and have powerful magic.If it wasn't for Song Jiu's crazily running out on a unicorn, she wouldn't have met the bounty hunter alone.
During the struggle, he was injured by an unknown (poison) medicine.Then, the wings rotted so badly that their own magic couldn't restore them.
Finally, in order not to affect sales.
The bounty hunter chopped off his wings.
They caught him and locked him in a cage, covering him with a black cloth.He is very scared.
Those who washed him when he was sent to the auction block touched him and said some dirty words.Although he couldn't understand, he could understand the unhappiness in those people's eyes but he couldn't help it. He wanted to force him to do that bad thing but restrained himself.
Probably trying to sell him for a good price.
Song Jiu thought that she would die slowly like a wounded little animal in the torture.But Xie Dongli hugged him out of the dirty sight.
It was as if he had returned to the forest and could be his happy old self.He himself subconsciously believed that Xie Dongli would not hurt him.
So he smelled Xie Dongli's breath in his sleep and slept more soundly.In a daze, he subconsciously approached Xie Dongli.
Xie Dongli was about to sleep.
Song Jiu's soft lips fell on his lips.But Song Jiu was still asleep.
Xie Dongli: "I didn't think of this myself, did you? Did you deliver it to the door yourself?" He thought to himself, stretched out his finger and carefully traced the outline of Song Jiu's face, sending out a ray of soft light. The hair is skimmed.When touching the corner of his mouth, I think of our kiss... so sweet.Song Jiu is so soft.
Song Jiu moved closer to him.
As if looking for a good sleeping position.Xie Dongli had nothing to do with him, he could only get up, put his arms around him and sleep in his arms.
There are two worlds, both in this posture.Only by sleeping with Xie Dongli's arm on your pillow can you sleep soundly and feel extra secure.
Song Jiu slept soundly.
It feels like I have built a nest on the elf tree, basking in the sun during the day and the moon at night, so comfortable and at ease!
If it was someone else, I would have to be too shy, and I don't know how to reply.
But Song Jiu proudly said: "I know! I'm super beautiful~ You like me so much. I understand. But next time it can't be like this. Hmph~~" He snorted and felt aggrieved, He said, "My face hurts from your kiss. Don't allow it next time."
Xie Dongli's heart paused, Song Jiu might have been complacent if he was a little shy at first.
But Song Jiu's appearance, how can he hold it.
I thought to myself: The next time we get married, it will not be this kind of pro-French relationship.
He nodded obediently in front of the "angry" Song Jiu, "I will definitely not kiss you so hard next time. I will restrain myself."
Song Jiu: "Yeah." Agreed.Then he said: "You still refuse to admit that you like me. You like me, right?" Xie Dongli understood what he meant: I just said, I'm so pretty, how could you not like me?it's out of the question!
So Xie Dongli held his feet and immediately said: "You still know it. You are so beautiful and good-looking. You are so cute, I really can't control my heart, I'm sorry, I like you like this without your permission."
Song Jiu waved his hand tolerantly. "It's okay, it's normal to like me." He was serious.Then he said: "You can like me, but you can't love me, you know? I'm looking for a girl, even if I can't go back to the elves, I'm still looking for a girl. I want to have a baby."
Xie Dongli: "..." Oh!Still thinking about having a baby.
You are beautiful.
But Xie Dongli also knows that Song Jiu is an elf, an elf...Although she has a high IQ, she still has an animal side.It is difficult for humans to break away from animal habits in some respects, and it is the same for other races.
This is a matter of evolution.
For example, Song Jiu and his elves still carry the instinct and nature of reproduction.And in their blood, reproduction is a very important thing, because...they are too rare.The conception is not high enough, and they are often infertile... There are even cases where the whole family becomes extinct because they cannot have offspring.In the end, the elves were bred again by the elf tree...
A very magical world.
The risk factor is average.Xie Dongli is the man at the top of the food chain.
Don't be afraid!
Xie Dongli said sincerely to Song Jiu: "I am already very happy to be allowed to like Xiao Jiu." No. "So what Xiao Jiu says is what she says." You have a good idea.
Song Jiu nodded in satisfaction.Said to Xie Dongli: "I still want to drink a glass of grape juice."
Xie Dongli: "Okay."
He hoped that his wife would like to drink milk in the future.
Song Jiu gulped down another three glasses of grape juice, and was satisfied.Cheerfully sitting on a tall pea leaf like a little butterfly, Xie Dongli didn't understand why he could climb such a high place vigorously without wings.
He was distressed.
Will Song Jiu hurt a lot when her wings are broken?
It must hurt!
Song Jiu didn't care that he didn't have wings, he was still so cheerful and optimistic.He climbed out of the window and sang while blowing the wind, then turned to look at Xie Dongli who was having lunch, and smiled with his tiny canine teeth.
Lovely.
Xie Dongli had nothing to do with him.
He felt that there was nothing he could do with him in his life.Although the appearance is different, the taste of the soul is the same.And they are equally shy, it's just a matter of showing or not.
They also like to keep aloof from the world and be romantic in the wind.
It seems different.
Actually many places are the same.
It is a soul after all.
Xie Dongli finished the meal he cooked, which was bread, fried fish, tomatoes and eggs.
The taste is not bad.
My own craftsmanship can only be said to be barely passable, and naturally it is not comparable to the "first" wife, nor can it be compared to the "second".But the "third one" can't even make a fire, he is a little fairy who can live by drinking toilet water and fruit juice, he should do it himself to get enough food and clothing.
After Xie Dongli finished eating, he waved his magic wand, and all the pots and pans jumped up and washed themselves.
The splashing water is also mopped up by the mop that automatically mops the floor.
After all the well-behaved and obedient things were automatically placed, the mop jumped out, went to the river to wash himself clean, and wrung himself dry.With a swoosh it flew to bask in the sun on a pea leaf.
Song Jiu's pupils couldn't help but dilate throughout the whole process.
Okay, so powerful, so powerful...how could it be so powerful? !
The wizard he saw would release water balls, ice swords, fire balls, lightning, and stir up dust...
But I haven't seen any wizard like Xie Dongli who can do housework.It's incredible.
Xie Dongli: Let’s make a deal, because I have been to many magical worlds when I was doing missions.
After Xie Dongli cleaned up, he stepped out of the window, walked to the pea leaves, and sat down beside Song Jiu.Song Jiu said, "Thank you Dongli."
Xie Dongli: "Well, what's the matter?"
Song Jiu turned himself over and showed his ass, he said: "I want to plant a banyan tree with many, many leaves, so that it grows tall and looks like a fork."
Xie Dongli:? ? ?
What the hell is that?
Song Jiu said: "Then I slept in the hammock intertwined with vines in the middle."
"I don't like sleeping in bed at all. There's no moonlight at night."
Xie Dongli: "...Okay. If Xiao Jiu likes it, I will plant a tree for Xiao Jiu." Will we have to fight (field) every day in the future?Still making trouble in the air... This is, this is too shameful.
But if Xiao Jiu likes it, he has no problem.
Xie Dongli said, "It must be a banyan tree?"
Song Jiu nodded: "Although I really want to be a cherry tree, I will get fat and have rotten teeth." He opened his mouth to show Xie Dongli.
Xie Dongli saw Song Jiu's pink and tender tongue moving, moving, moving, and he just wanted to kiss him and wrap his tongue around him.He suppressed his thoughts and saw that the position of the last tooth on Song Jiu's right cheek was empty.One tooth was completely missing.
"Has it been eaten?"
Song Jiu shook his head, he said: "It was bitten a little bit, and then I pulled it out."
Xie Dongli said: "I can make it grow back."
Song Jiu shook her head, "I don't want to grow teeth again, it hurts when teeth grow decayed, I want to remember the pain, and I won't be greedy again."
Xie Dongli turned his back and laughed convulsively.
Song Jiu didn't notice Xie Dongli's laugh, he was lying on the leaf, his little feet dangling there.The sun made him squint his eyes.Very comfortable.When the wind blows, his hair ripples like water ripples.
Obviously he doesn't comb his hair all over again, but his hair won't be messed up or tangled.
Xie Dongli watched Song Jiu basking in the sun.
At this time Song Jiu pulled Xie Dongli's palm to his head, and he said, "Xie Dongli, stroke my fur."
Xie Dongli: "..." Xie Dongli patted Song Jiu's... hair.
God fucking touch the hair.
Ask online, very urgent, how can the wife not see herself as a human being?
Song Jiu fell asleep.
Xie Dongli looked at his soft and tender face, and then at the feet exposed by the shoes and socks that he didn't like to be restrained and kicked off a long time ago.His legs are hairless.
His armpits are also hairless.
Then his...does jj have hair?
Xie Dongli: "..." Xie Dongli gave himself a smack on the forehead.What are you thinking? □□ of.
Hey~~~ I can only blame the absence of XSH for decades, so now I am in a state of hunger and thirst again.
He also misses his wife, well, it's only human.
Song Jiu slept soundly, and Xie Dongli wanted to sleep too.He and Song Jiu slept on one head, so their bodies were not leaning together, but their heads were.
Xie Dongli leaned on his arm, looking at Song Jiu's long eyelashes, beautiful nose, bright red lips like petals, and slightly pouty face.
so cute.
so beautiful.
Then I heard—"Hoo~~~~~zzzz..."
Xie Dongli turned around, facing Song Jiu with the back of his head, trembling with laughter.
His wife actually snored a little.
so cute.Still thinking I'm pretty, super pretty...but you snore, you know?
Song Jiu: I am beautiful.
Xie Dongli: But you snore!
Song Jiu: I'm cute.
Xie Dongli: But you snore!
Song Jiu: I am super beautiful and super cute.
Xie Dongli: But you snore!
Song Jiu: Dead...
Xie Dongli couldn't think about it, the more he thought about it, the happier he became.In the end, she turned over, brushed the hair that was close to Song Jiu's nose, and looked at Song Jiu with doting eyes.
Go to sleep, the first thing you see when you wake up is your husband.
Be happy~~~ (Narcissism does not know ing...)
The elves in the World of Warcraft Forest often live a carefree life. They are close to nature and have powerful magic.If it wasn't for Song Jiu's crazily running out on a unicorn, she wouldn't have met the bounty hunter alone.
During the struggle, he was injured by an unknown (poison) medicine.Then, the wings rotted so badly that their own magic couldn't restore them.
Finally, in order not to affect sales.
The bounty hunter chopped off his wings.
They caught him and locked him in a cage, covering him with a black cloth.He is very scared.
Those who washed him when he was sent to the auction block touched him and said some dirty words.Although he couldn't understand, he could understand the unhappiness in those people's eyes but he couldn't help it. He wanted to force him to do that bad thing but restrained himself.
Probably trying to sell him for a good price.
Song Jiu thought that she would die slowly like a wounded little animal in the torture.But Xie Dongli hugged him out of the dirty sight.
It was as if he had returned to the forest and could be his happy old self.He himself subconsciously believed that Xie Dongli would not hurt him.
So he smelled Xie Dongli's breath in his sleep and slept more soundly.In a daze, he subconsciously approached Xie Dongli.
Xie Dongli was about to sleep.
Song Jiu's soft lips fell on his lips.But Song Jiu was still asleep.
Xie Dongli: "I didn't think of this myself, did you? Did you deliver it to the door yourself?" He thought to himself, stretched out his finger and carefully traced the outline of Song Jiu's face, sending out a ray of soft light. The hair is skimmed.When touching the corner of his mouth, I think of our kiss... so sweet.Song Jiu is so soft.
Song Jiu moved closer to him.
As if looking for a good sleeping position.Xie Dongli had nothing to do with him, he could only get up, put his arms around him and sleep in his arms.
There are two worlds, both in this posture.Only by sleeping with Xie Dongli's arm on your pillow can you sleep soundly and feel extra secure.
Song Jiu slept soundly.
It feels like I have built a nest on the elf tree, basking in the sun during the day and the moon at night, so comfortable and at ease!
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