I haven't been a scumbag for many years

Xie Dongli didn't know that Song Jiu thought so.He has encountered difficulties now, not that the task is difficult, but that he has encountered difficulties in chasing his wife.In his career as Neptune and as a scumbag, he basically acted on beauty.So he really hasn't encountered a narcissist.

There may indeed be people who are narcissists.

But this kind of person...

Xie Dongli didn't bother to pay attention.Because when I look in the mirror every day, I am so handsome that I can't believe it. Who has time to control those narcissists?

So now I feel a little helpless.

Although I said some shameful things today, but the person concerned doesn't feel ashamed, so he has nothing to be ashamed of.What Xie Dongli finds difficult now is - he can't just be a talkative king in this life, right?

Then my wife was happy, and said like alms: "Lick and lick." Although the feet are indeed beautiful, easy to kiss, and easy to touch... but also... 啐啐啐啐, you still have to be strong when you kiss your feet.

Thank you Dongli, you licking dog!

Xie Dongli thought of the word "lick the dog", and his heart skipped a beat.

Then put on a quilt.

It was a long time before he rolled on the quilt and swayed, laughing so hard that he couldn't look at it.Hehehe...Lick the dog, lick the dog.Just with my wife.

What's more, his wife is so beautiful, especially when she is on the couch, she fits her very well.As the old saying goes, you don't know what fits until you try it on.

In the first world, he still hesitated.The wife is pretty ugly, so what?Still let him want to stop on the couch.It's so charming when it's made to cry.

In the second world, his wife is even more terrible.During the day, he is serious and serious in front of others, but at night in his arms, he can soften into water with just a kiss.

Now... the narcissism is cute and cute, and it's pretty good.

I don't know what it's like to be on the couch.

Thinking of his wife holding his feet with a small leather whip, and the way he said to kiss my toes, Xie Dongli felt great again.

Compared with those "wives" on the top of the pile, his Xiaojiu is the best.Such freshness.Let him sink his heart into it.

Xie Dongli thought about the happy life in the future so sweetly, and gradually formed a plan in his mind.

For a beautiful man like Qian Fan who has tried his best to chase someone, it is not easy to catch him.He had an idea in his mind, and slept soundly in the room next to Song Jiu that night.

When Song Jiu woke up the next day, the sky outside was bright, there was thin mist, and it was still a bit cold.He couldn't help wrapping himself in the quilt.Next to the bed lay a set of black wizard robes, as well as trousers and socks.It was sent by Xie Dongli last night.

Song Jiu put it on.

Last night, he didn't wear anything after taking a shower, and hid under the quilt.Because I dislike the black clothes, they don't look good.But now it's daytime, so he has to wear it even if he hates it, and he knows he can't be naked.shy~~

Song Jiu opened the door and got down from Pea Miao.I saw Xie Dongli continuing what happened yesterday - planting moonlight flowers.

When Song Jiu walked over, Xie Dongli was still sweating profusely, as if he didn't notice him coming at all.

Song Jiu watched as Xie Dongli put down a moonlight flower seed and was burying it with soil.He heard Xie Dongli say: "Grow up quickly, so that Xiao Jiu can take a bath with floral dew, and drink honey with floral dew. I hope that the floral dew produced by you when you grow up will be sweet and sweet. If Xiaojiu likes to drink the moonlight flowers I planted..."

Song Jiu's pupils are very strange like the pupils of a cat - dilated with excitement.

Song Jiu's ears turned pink.

Hey~~ Is Xie Dongli thinking about him so much?She also called herself Xiaojiu, planted Moonlight Flowers for herself, and prayed that the flower dew produced by Moonlight Peanuts would be fragrant and sweet...

Do you like yourself so much?

Although many animals and monsters also like him, they all give him fruits and flowers, but no one will plant moonlight flowers for him.

Xie Dongli stood up and cheered himself up. He said, "I want to plant a mountain of moonlight flowers for Xiaojiu!"

Song Jiu's recovered pupils dilated again.

"Really? Thank you Dongli?"

Xie Dongli turned around suddenly, his cheeks flushed in panic, he was a little at a loss: "You, why are you here?"

Song Jiu didn't answer him, but asked him: "Do you really want to plant a mountain of moonlight flowers for me?"

Xie Dongli said, "Yes." He said it very solemnly.

Song Jiu was very happy, no one ever said to plant so many moonlight flowers for him.He rushed forward to hug Xie Dongli, and gave Xie Dongli a "charity" kiss.

"Thank you, I like it very much."

Song Jiu thought: Xie Dongli likes herself so much.

Then I can also like Xie Dongli a little more than yesterday.

Xie Dongli was very happy when Song Jiu kissed him, but he was still not satisfied.He knew that this was just an ordinary reward kiss and it didn't mean anything.

The plot is only plot analysis without dialogue, it is impossible to go to that level in detail.So Xie Dongli only knew that if he didn't come, Song Jiu would die.Before he died, he wanted to go to the elf tree with Xu Yu's scumbag to witness the conclusion of a love vow, so... Did Xu Yu's bastard also grasp Song Jiu's narcissism, and make Song Jiu feel like he's drifting away? I like Xu Yu very much.Only then can he bring him back to the Moonlight Clan with his eyes and head blurred?

Probably!

Just, I suddenly feel that my wife's IQ is completely negative due to narcissism, what should I do?

Xie Dongli looked a little shy, but still pretended to be serious.He said to Song Jiu: "Here, here, there, and those places, I will plant moonlight flowers for you!" (Look, this is the country I want to lay down for you.)

Song Jiu was very happy.Most people would say thank you, so isn't it hard work for you...

He said: "Then you have to plant it quickly and beautifully, otherwise I won't like it. The moonlight flower must be worthy of me."

Xie Dongli: "..." He swore that if it was someone else, he would be buried in the soil in the next second.

Xie Dongli planted moonlight flowers for several hours, and Song Jiu also helped.He is more diligent and capable than Xie Dongli. He can sow seeds, bury soil, and give birth.

Xie Dongli became a tool man later on.Digging, digging, digging.

Xie Dongli felt that his wife was extremely capable no matter which world she was in.The difference is that his ability to move his mouth in this world is also better than the previous two worlds.

They went back at noon.

Song Jiu had nothing to do, so Xie Dongli found him a song translated into Elvish.Song Jiu sat on the window sill, even without wings, he sat lightly and would not fall off.

He learned the rhythm and sometimes hummed.

The singing attracted the birds to fly up and down around him, refusing to leave.Probably because singing was a bit boring, he put down the book and walked out of the room, wanting to see what Xie Dongli was doing.He knew that Xie Dongli was a wizard with very powerful abilities.He didn't know how strong it was, but staying by his side seemed to make him feel at ease with his whole body and soul.

He found Xie Dongli in the kitchen, but he didn't go in, just watched Xie Dongli playing with grapes from the window.The grapes slowly withered under Xie Dongli's spell, and then some juice came out of the grapes and flowed into the cup.

Xie Dongli also made navel orange juice, apple juice, tomato juice...

Put colorful ones on the cooking table.

Song Jiu has never seen such a spell. The generation of each spell requires a long time of practice, and a lot of relevant knowledge must be prepared before generating a spell.Thus every mantra is precious.

The spells of the elves like Song Jiu and the others are countable.Not all of them can be learned.So he wanted to learn the spell of Xie Dongli very much, because it would be convenient for him to drink juice.Their elf teeth are not particularly good... But, would Xie Dongli be willing to teach himself?

If he doesn't want to, he can trade it for something.

What did you replace it with?He has nothing now.If he is willing to teach himself, he, he...he is willing to give him a dance that can only be seen between spouses.

As Song Jiu thought about it, Xie Dongli suddenly called him: "Xiao Jiu, come over and drink some juice. I don't know which one you like, so I made a little of everything." Anyway, it's all the juice I like to drink.

All the fruits are so dry that they seem to have no trace of moisture in the sun, so nothing is wasted.

Song Jiu walked in, picked up a glass of grape juice, and drank it deliciously.I thought to myself: If you want to learn the spell, you have to squeeze the juice yourself, so... it is better not to learn it, so that someone will squeeze the juice for him.

Song Jiu was very happy, he figured it out.That dance is only for the spouse.Xie Dongli is not his spouse yet.

Xie Dongli didn't know what he missed.He warmly entertained Song Jiu to drink juice, although Song Jiu's body doesn't seem to be strong, but when he drank the juice, he was full of tons...

Xie Dongli licked his lips, he wanted to drink too.

Song Jiu finished drinking and looked at Xie Dongli contentedly.

Xie Dongli smiled and asked him, "Is it delicious?"

Song Jiu nodded, "It's delicious."

Xie Dongli was happier than him and said: "If you like it, just like it, and I'm afraid you don't like it. If you like to drink, can I make it for you at night?"

Song Jiu nodded, looking at Xie Dongli like this, she couldn't help thinking: Oh~ Does Xie Dongli like herself so much?He was so happy to see himself drinking his juice.He likes to do such troublesome things as planting moonlight flowers and making fruit juice for himself. He really likes himself...

So he raised his chin to Xie Dongli without restraint, stretched out his finger and pointed his face: "You can kiss me."

Xie Dongli: "..." Xie Dongli didn't know Song Jiu's brain circuit at all.But he knew it was the reward.So without hesitation, he stretched out his arms to hug him and kissed his cheek wildly.

Song Jiu's pointed ears were blood red.

Only, it's not so close~~Hmph~~~ My face is hurt by kissing.Xie Dongli is a bad guy...