I haven't been a scumbag for many years

Song Jiu actually lacked momentum, but she didn't want to back down.If he is given another three years to grow up and meets a ghost like Xie Dongli who is completely indistinguishable from a human being, to be honest, he will never bat an eyelid, hard anus!If the anus does not come, there is absolutely no problem in running.

but now……

quack quack quack ~~~

A flock of crows flew over his head.

Since it is not picked up to eat, but picked up to send to the police station, what does that mean?

Explain that people do good deeds.

Song Jiu: That fat man Zhao Tianxin caused me to use a magic talisman, but I ran into a ghost who should be at the level of a ghost king, and the other party didn't want to eat children at all.

……

There is a police station on Baiyun Road, but it is still half an hour away.

Even Song Jiu felt that there was a hole in her head, so someone said casually: If you are worried, then let's go together.Do you think I look like a ghost?

Song Jiu looked at Xie Dongli's handsome face that cracked the sky, and her ears couldn't help but turn red.

It's not like that.

He walked beside Xie Dongli, Xie Dongli was holding the child, and Song Jiu was slightly behind, just in time to meet Xiaokubao's eyes.

The two little ones have big round grape eyes, bigger than anyone else's eyes, and they stared seriously for a while.

Although Xie Dongli didn't see it, he could sense it, and couldn't help curling the corners of his mouth.

In the middle of the night, there was no one on the street.

After passing the supper area, there are few cars.

The two were walking on the sidewalk, their shadows overlapping each other.

Song Jiu didn't know why, but when she looked at Xie Dongli, she felt a little throbbing.Walking and sneaking a little closer to him, hey~~ It feels so heartwarming.

This guy... Could it be that he has a lot of merit, so being close to him makes me feel comfortable?

Only this is possible.

Song Jiu looked at Xie Dongli seriously, and Xie Dongli noticed it and looked him squarely.Song Jiu hurriedly said, "What are you looking at? Have you ever seen me so handsome?"

Xie Dongli: "..."

Obviously you are looking at me.

oppressive rule.

Xiao Zai Zai: "Hmph~~ Uncle is bad! Obviously you were the one who looked at my brother first, and then all the way, a little bit, shy~~~"

Song Jiu:!

Her ears were all red, but her face was fierce, "P! I—"

Before he finished speaking, Xie Dongli interrupted him seriously, "Don't swear in front of the little baby."

Song Jiu swallowed all the words in his throat.Song Jiu, who was extremely irritable, secretly rolled her eyes, and then she was really slightly obedient.

But it exploded within two seconds. "Why call him brother my uncle? I'm only 25."

Little baby: "The ugly ones are called uncles, and the handsome ones are called elder brothers. Mom taught me."

Xie Dongli: "Hahahahaha!"

Song Jiu pouted.

I also have to admit that Xie Dongli is a bit more handsome than him.snort!

Xie Dongli is the body, and Song Jiu is a mortal body, so there is still a gap inevitably.

However, the real appearance of the wife is definitely not bad.

Hmm... It doesn't matter if you look bad.

"Hey!"

After walking for a while, Song Jiu couldn't help but speak.

Xie Dongli looked at him, "What's wrong?"

Song Jiu asked him: "Which ghost are you from? Why haven't I seen you in City C for so many years? Are you new here? Or is it an old ghost who just woke up from the grave?"

The little baby can't understand anything, and is still at the age of watching SpongeBob SquarePants.

What the hell, the old ghost, the grave, I don’t understand.So look at Xie Dongli's handsome face, and then look at Song Jiu's not so handsome face, with doubts on his face.

Xie Dongli lied, "There was a period of chaos ahead, so I hid, slept for a while, and woke up not long after."

Song Jiu snorted.What an old ghost.There was a period of chaos ahead, maybe it wasn't the time of war?

"Hey, where do you live?"

"I don't have a place to live. The popularity is too strong now, and there is no yin on the mountain. I can't stay. I haven't found a suitable place to stay yet."

Song Jiu stared at Xie Dongli suspiciously, how does this guy feel when he said this... a bit eager to recommend himself?He suppressed the unrealistic thoughts in his heart, the other party was crazy to want to live with a celestial master.

Of course, I guess I'm also a fool, otherwise why would I go to the police station with him.

"There are actually quite a lot of unfinished buildings in City C. You can find a place and settle down wherever you want. As long as you don't do evil, don't worry, I won't clean you up."

Xie Dongli looked happy. "Then I would like to thank Master Tianshi for his understanding of righteousness."

Song Jiu looked at Xie Dongli's beautiful nearly black eyes, then at his plump lips, and lowered her head uncomfortably, "That, that, the unfinished building I live in is pretty good. Do you want...together?"

After saying this, he immediately reacted and almost bit his tongue.

Hey!

Why do you feel like you can't bear the temptation of beauty?

After saying this, he hurriedly made amends, "Only the door is opposite me, and there is a room of more than 100 square meters opposite the door. It is already very spacious. Nowadays, many people in the society live in seven or eight square meters. There are three or four people. It is not what you used to be. It's that era."

Xie Dongli always smiled calmly. "too many people."

Song Jiu was stunned for a moment and realized, "Yes, yes, there are too many people in modern society, and land resources are relatively tight."

Xie Dongli didn't speak.

Song Jiu was puzzled along the way, feeling weird.Is this consent?Still disagree?Is there a hole in my brain or is there no hole?Why would you invite a ghost at the level of a ghost king to live in his house, ah no, the opposite door?

Is it...

Could it be that the other party is good-looking?Song Jiu couldn't help but sneak another glance at him.Also really good-looking.Song Jiu's heart couldn't help but jump up.Single for many years, fell in love at first sight, he is a celestial master, the other is a ghost.

Song Jiu felt a headache.

At this time, Xie Dongli said to Song Jiu: "We are here."

There are people on the night shift at the police station.After entering, in the middle of the night, the aunts and uncles in uniforms stared at Xie Dongli, who looked like Bamei, but there was indeed a shadow on the ground, and then at Song Jiu, who was wearing flip flops, shorts, shorts, and a white T, and finally His eyes fell on the child.

take notes

ask for clarification

Ask children what their father’s name is, what their mother’s name is, do they know their phone number, do they know where they live...

child

"Father is called husband, and mother is called wife."

Everyone: "..."

"Phone number?" The child paused for a few seconds, thinking, and then said seriously: "110."

Everyone almost covered their hearts and didn't catch their breath.

"My family lives, lives..." This time the child held back for a long time, and then asked an uncertain question: "Loess Gaopo? Mom said my family lives in Huangtu Gaopo!" He was quite proud!

Song Jiu's temper was very irritable. After hearing these words, her eyes rolled out, and she almost gasped as she clutched her chest.

Xie Dongli didn't react, so he patted his back with his hand.Then Song Jiu looked at him with a red face.

Xie Dongli was quite silent, feeling uncomfortable.

In this world, Song Jiu has a bad temper, a very good cultivation, is prone to nympho, and can easily pass the novelty period... So, as far as he is concerned, if he likes himself, the moisture in him is as high as 80.00%.

This is a bit embarrassing.

The child asked three questions, and the police station could only say, "Let's check to see if we have received a missing person report and check it."

Xie Dongli was about to nod.

As a result, Song Jiu put on a fight, "I'll do it."

After finishing speaking, he took out a yellow talisman from his skirt, looked at the child up and down, and frowned.Eyebrow plucking or hair plucking or nail clipping as a medium?

In the end, he wiped the child's snot and grinned at the corner of his mouth. The yellow talisman paper was folded into a thousand paper cranes, and it flew into the dark night with a flash of inspiration and disappeared.

Everyone: "!!"

After waiting for about ten minutes, the thousand paper cranes came back and reopened, and a red road map was formed on it. The police uncle took it over solemnly, "I'll check and see where it is. The terrain is quite familiar. , move forward on Baiyun Road..."

In the middle of the night, the police station found the address, then called the street police station, and finally searched and visited and informed the parents of the child to pick him up.

Parents are still soaking at the poker table.

I didn't know that my child was taken away by climbing on someone else's tricycle. It so happened that the person riding the tricycle returned home, and the sleeping child woke up from the car. Finally, when he saw a strange place, he stumbled outside Running, walking more and more desolate, if I hadn't met Xie Dongli in the end, I don't know what would happen today.

Now that the parents had notified them, Song Jiu and Xie Dongli planned to leave.

But Song Jiu is a celestial master, but she never empty-handed.

Song Jiu asked, "Is there no reward for me who assists in handling the case?"

The uncles and aunts looked at Song Jiu and were silent for a while.

"Do you want a pennant?"

Song Jiu: "..."

When leaving the police station, Song Jiu was holding a bucket of old sauerkraut, feeling overwhelmed.I wasted a piece of divine movement talisman, a piece of tracking talisman, tossing most of the night, just a bucket of instant noodles.How miserable.

Whoops!

I blame myself for being a poor god.

No, it's the whole old Song family who committed the crime of poverty.ying ying ~

Just thinking about this, he raised his head to look at Xie Dongli.

"Do you want to take the advice I gave you?"

Xie Dongli was silent.

Song Jiu felt very sorry, but she still said on the face: "Then I will see you by fate."

"I'll go back first, bye." Zi Gu Zi finished speaking and was about to leave.

Xie Dongli suddenly reached out and grabbed his shoulder, and then pressed him against the street lamp. Song Jiu blushed and his heart beat, he bit his lip, "What are you doing?"

Xie Dongli's other hand also fell on his shoulder, and then he slowly showed a captivating smile, the kind that charms all living beings.

"I'm pretty? You like it?"

Song Jiu swallowed her saliva looking at the flawless face so close.

"Do, do?"

"We're all adults. Right?"

Xie Dongli's heart couldn't help but stalk. He didn't describe the plot in detail, so he could only know the general idea.So he kept his expression unchanged and asked, "First time?"

Song Jiu poked her neck and blushed, "Nonsense, I don't know how many times!"

"Are you still a thousand-year-old single dog?"

Xie Dongli's heart was so sore.

"No."

Song Jiu's teeth are itching, it's not the first time~ That's right, it's so good-looking, how can it be the first time... It's not the first time, he's pretty good, he has rich experience, he shouldn't feel pain the first time !

But my heart is still very weak.

Xie Dongli looked at the flamboyant Song Jiu walking half a step ahead of him, and thought: It's all right~~It's all right~~

Already mentally prepared, right?

My wife is older and single, and has a flirtatious heart. If I really want to have sex with others, it is also because I am late.

Isn't this coming by yourself now?

After that, it's right to watch the prison.

Xie Dongli comforted himself, the more he comforted, the redder his eyes became.

Song Jiu walked dully ahead.

It's like a little piece of my heart is missing, and I don't know why I have such emotions.It's not the first time... It's not the first time...

And why did I date him so impulsively?

I've never been like this before.When he sees a handsome man, at most he just flirts with him and actually goes to the date.

[ps: Don't block your words today, see below. 】

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