I haven't been a scumbag for many years
Chapter 100 The Master That Day Was Too Vicious 1
The S-level world cannot generate backgrounds, nor can it replace the inherent identity of the dead like the A-level world.
Xie Dongli's body has solidified his physical body, and his soul body has been strong to a certain extent for thousands of years.
In this S-class world, it's actually quite popular.After all, this is a ghost world.Once he arrived here, he was a very powerful existence.
Ah, I never thought that this is a world without struggle.
Xie Dongli thought to himself: let you escape from the chaos
Not to mention, I'm really tired.
But, for the sake of my wife, what's the point of being tired?
How can you not feel tired when you are in bed?As a husband, don't be too double-standard.
The landing point is Broken Head Mountain.
From this moment on, this unowned mountain belongs to him.After all, no matter in any world, before marrying a wife, the first thing is to have a nest.
Otherwise, how can we be loving and harmonious?
In order to conform to the setting of a Piao, Xie Dongli turned his head slowly, and looked around the deep and dark forest slowly.The mist floats slowly as if alive.
Then, there must be graves and coffins.
I hope my wife doesn't mind sleeping in a coffin with him.
Xie Dongli found a sunny place to dig the soil, dug a few times with his hands, and then stood up.He made a difficult decision—he'd better get married.
Graves are so difficult to dig.
I don't know what kind of wood my wife likes to choose for the coffin.
The reason why this decision is difficult...
City C has a list of celestial masters. Of course, the celestial masters are not ranked by themselves.The whole world proclaims how great he is.
The celestial master list is made by ghosts.
The full name is "Least Popular Celestial Master Ranking".
Logically speaking, as long as the hostile relationship is a celestial master, ghosts are basically not welcome. City C didn't have this list before, but a student from other places came in front of him, and there was one.
That college student is called Song Jiu.
The cruelty index is five stars.
The ghost who can meet him basically has only one thought: You really don't want to be human.
In the senior year, there are no classes to take, and the internship is the most important.Song Jiu has been in City C for several years, and it will be almost four years until the beginning of September this year.
Just two months ago, he got an internship certificate from a medium-sized company.
Ran Yan went to school to receive the so-called graduation certificate.
He became the only student in four generations of his family to obtain a college diploma.Even if this school is only a second school, but!
From now on, the whole family can stand upright!
In Zhuangyuan Village, their home!There is also a college student... It seems that there is something wrong~~
It's weird to say, their village basically publishes a book, of course there are accidents, and they go directly to foreign countries to study H, J, and M universities.
If any family publishes a second copy, it will ask someone to look at the feng shui of the ancestor's grave.
However, there is an exception in this village, and that is Song Jiu's family at the end of the village.It is said that because of being a celestial master, he was really punished by heaven, so none of his descendants could be admitted to university.
But, Song Jiu, he passed the exam, and he even graduated.
congratulations.
It is really a happy event.
Although Song Jiu was suspected by his parents on the day he received the admission notice, Ranyan took him to the hospital.
Facts have proved that God opened his eyes.
Song Jiu is really the son of the old Song family, there is nothing wrong with that.
This incident caused an uproar in the village, and everyone didn't believe it.After all, Song Jiu's talent as a celestial master is so high.From childhood to adulthood, the matter of being admitted to university is really hanging.
The neighbors in front of the village are still thinking, the more talented the old Song family, the lower the education, and Song Jiu who can draw symbols just after walking... Well, I'm afraid it's not enough to go to the first grade.
After all, his grandfather was only in the third grade, and his father was only in the first semester of the second grade.
But that was all in the past.
Song Jiu just resigned.If it wasn't for the internship certificate, he really didn't want to work as a clerk.Eating melon seeds in the office every day, I am bored and anxious.
He still wants to run his old business.
No, he got his graduation certificate and started a career as a celestial master.
He just went out that night and caught a male vixen in the red light district.It wasn't a sudden plan that he went to catch the monster, but pure coincidence.
He lives not far from there, and the roasted kidney next to the red-light district tastes delicious, and he quite likes it, beer, roasted kidney, roasted sheep's egg, and of course, he also likes leeks.
Stepping on the flip flops, slap slap and go.
While waiting for the barbecue boss to add more spice, he saw a dead air flooding in the red light district.
Without saying a word, I rushed over to solve it.
He threw out thousands of eyes with the golden thunder talisman in his hand, and the male vixen only had time to raise his bloody face and turn to look at him.
Those who die in the next second cannot die again.
Of course, the blood on the male vixen's face was not its blood, but the blood of the eight people on the ground.
The last one is not dead, but it can't live.
The chest is open and the heart is half eaten.
Now, the skin of the male vixen is hanging on the gossip mirror in the window.The black air burst forth.
Song Jiu took a sip of beer and a sip of skewers. The spicy crayfish was delicious.
Such a night, wonderful.
Don't look at Song Jiu's slovenly appearance, but the room he lives in is really super clean.
Song Jiu watched TV while eating, but the TV was not plugged in, but it was playing normally.A female ghost with long hair covering her face was lying beside the TV and generating electricity with resentment.
The lobster shell fell on the floor, and immediately a water ghost mopped it up tremblingly.
A ghost generates electricity with resentment at the lamp.
There is also a ghost who is constantly manipulating the washing machine to wash clothes.
There is also a ghost cleaning the toilet with its own head, and in its heart, it despises Song Jiu for being a bastard, and even refuses to buy a toilet brush.
Another ghost bent over to keep a certain distance, and kept blowing towards Song Jiu.After blowing it all night, its expression was numb and dull.Suspect ghosts.
But he was a little distracted, and suddenly he blew a little too loudly. Song Jiu suddenly turned around, and the ghost began to tremble uncontrollably, almost crying.
Song Jiu punched him a few times, and the ghost was distracted for a while.Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Just because he wanted to drag a child under the wheel, Song Jiu caught him straight, and all of this... all of this has served him for more than a month.
What about the Earthbound Spirit?
Why doesn't it work at all for Song Jiu?
So brutal!
Almost none of the ghosts who committed crimes in his hands ended well!
And for now, there are more and more ghosts here.
Cooking, cooking, and washing dishes are all ready.
There is still one short of a bed warmer.I don't know which ghost would be so unlucky, hey~ It's so pitiful just thinking about it.
Full service is out.
ying ying ying ~~~
Song Jiu didn't care how sad these ghosts were, he was eating supper when suddenly a phone call came in.Song Jiu looked at the caller ID on the phone, and suddenly showed a smirk.
Picking up the phone—"Sweetheart, what time do you want to call Ji Maba, Bai Zhi, Tai Chi, Jian Jun?"
Zhao Tianxin: "Brother Song, come quickly, there are ghosts here."
Song Jiu liked to catch ghosts the most, so she stood up suddenly and jumped out of the window.Eighteenth floor.There was nothing wrong with him, he ran like a whirlwind.
"where?"
"Baiyun Road."
Song Jiu braked suddenly, then ran in the opposite direction.
"What's the matter?"
"Abducted a child. It looks like he is going to be abducted back to his lair to be eaten! He looks so powerful that he dare not even approach a dog with jealous cows. If you hadn't reacted to Koumu, you would have been so sick under the pretense that it was It's just a ghost, it looks so powerful, it has shadows!"
As soon as Song Jiu heard that it was okay to eat children, she immediately cast a magic talisman, borrowing from the underworld.
Xie Dongli was helpless.As soon as he came down from the mountain, he was still thinking about how to get close to Song Jiu, but when he was walking, he met a child who was crying out of breath.I lost one of my shoes, it was dirty from crying, and my little face was hurt.
There is no one without a car on this road, and I don't know how long this little cub has been lost.
Xie Dongli suppressed his desire to find Song Jiu, planning to send the cub to the police station first.The cub was probably tired from crying, and twitched on Xie Dongli's shoulder.Asleep and still twitching.
Xie Dongli walked a little far, and finally passed a relatively lively place - Lao Zhao's barbecue stall on Baiyun Road.
Xie Dongli couldn't move anymore after smelling it.
"Boss, here is a pot of egg fried rice. Pot, boss!"
"Do you want skewers? Do you want beer? Do you want crayfish?"
Xie Dongli: "..." He swallowed, "Yes."
The cub woke up and cried again.Xie Dongli lowered his head to look at his chest, and then said, "You seem to be five years old, don't you want to eat milk? Don't you want some fried rice with eggs?"
The cub's black and innocent eyes were filled with tears, it was extremely pitiful.
Hearing this, she cried and called mom and dad, and obediently ate fried rice with eggs.
Xie Dongli took the cub away after finishing a perfect cooking, and left without paying attention to the waiter who served him.
The reason why I didn't care about it was probably because the other party looked mediocre.
Xie Dongli continued on the road with the cub in his arms and went to the police station.The cub was full and sobbed again.
Xie Dongli hugged him and patted him to coax him: "Don't cry, don't cry, uncle will take you to the police uncle..."
"elder brother."
Xie Dongli:? ?
"It's brother." The little boy said with his mouth pursed and his eyes glaring, tears falling down like beads.
Xie Dongli couldn't help laughing: "Hey, it's suitable to be an uncle."
Older, it has been thousands of years, and my uncle is tender and beautiful.
"It's brother!"
The little boy persisted.
Xie Dongli was overjoyed, "Okay, okay, brother is brother. Then little brother, don't cry, okay?" Xie Dongli stretched out his hand to rub his nose.
At this moment, the two walked farther and farther, and there was no one there.
Suddenly a sharp wind came straight to the back of the eyes, and Xie Dongli suddenly felt the danger.Turning around suddenly, his eyes widened suddenly.
Song Jiu!
Song Jiu's mahogany sword exudes fierce lightning brilliance, and the lightning swims away dragons and snakes!
Xie Dongli originally planned to fight back, but now he was short and quickly dodged with the child in his arms.
Song Jiu continued to entangle, sweat beaded on his forehead, and the mahogany sword in his hand was extremely powerful.It's not too difficult for Xie Dongli to parry these, but he doesn't dare to take it lightly.
After finally opening a distance, the two sides confronted each other.
"Evil ghost, let the child go, spare you!" Song Jiu's eyes widened with anger, like an arhat.
Xie Dongli was a little distracted. If Song Jiu's appearance in this world wasn't just white and tender, just a dry temper, but a hulking back like a King Kong Arhat, he still doesn't know if he can hold it.
Hearing Song Jiu's words, he knew it was a misunderstanding.
Xie Dongli said: "Master Tianshi, you are too unreasonable, and Feixia Songmo picked it up based on her ability."
Song Jiu frowned, "It's unreasonable! Everyone can pick it up casually, so you want to go to heaven?"
Xie Dongli: "As long as you don't go to hell, it doesn't matter if you go to heaven or not."
Song Jiu: "Damn! Kid, please push me!"
Xie Dongli couldn't help laughing, "Okay, here you are, you can send it to the police station, I just want to ask you, er, forgive me!
Song Jiu was dumbfounded upon hearing this.No, it's not picked up to eat...
Xie Dongli's body has solidified his physical body, and his soul body has been strong to a certain extent for thousands of years.
In this S-class world, it's actually quite popular.After all, this is a ghost world.Once he arrived here, he was a very powerful existence.
Ah, I never thought that this is a world without struggle.
Xie Dongli thought to himself: let you escape from the chaos
Not to mention, I'm really tired.
But, for the sake of my wife, what's the point of being tired?
How can you not feel tired when you are in bed?As a husband, don't be too double-standard.
The landing point is Broken Head Mountain.
From this moment on, this unowned mountain belongs to him.After all, no matter in any world, before marrying a wife, the first thing is to have a nest.
Otherwise, how can we be loving and harmonious?
In order to conform to the setting of a Piao, Xie Dongli turned his head slowly, and looked around the deep and dark forest slowly.The mist floats slowly as if alive.
Then, there must be graves and coffins.
I hope my wife doesn't mind sleeping in a coffin with him.
Xie Dongli found a sunny place to dig the soil, dug a few times with his hands, and then stood up.He made a difficult decision—he'd better get married.
Graves are so difficult to dig.
I don't know what kind of wood my wife likes to choose for the coffin.
The reason why this decision is difficult...
City C has a list of celestial masters. Of course, the celestial masters are not ranked by themselves.The whole world proclaims how great he is.
The celestial master list is made by ghosts.
The full name is "Least Popular Celestial Master Ranking".
Logically speaking, as long as the hostile relationship is a celestial master, ghosts are basically not welcome. City C didn't have this list before, but a student from other places came in front of him, and there was one.
That college student is called Song Jiu.
The cruelty index is five stars.
The ghost who can meet him basically has only one thought: You really don't want to be human.
In the senior year, there are no classes to take, and the internship is the most important.Song Jiu has been in City C for several years, and it will be almost four years until the beginning of September this year.
Just two months ago, he got an internship certificate from a medium-sized company.
Ran Yan went to school to receive the so-called graduation certificate.
He became the only student in four generations of his family to obtain a college diploma.Even if this school is only a second school, but!
From now on, the whole family can stand upright!
In Zhuangyuan Village, their home!There is also a college student... It seems that there is something wrong~~
It's weird to say, their village basically publishes a book, of course there are accidents, and they go directly to foreign countries to study H, J, and M universities.
If any family publishes a second copy, it will ask someone to look at the feng shui of the ancestor's grave.
However, there is an exception in this village, and that is Song Jiu's family at the end of the village.It is said that because of being a celestial master, he was really punished by heaven, so none of his descendants could be admitted to university.
But, Song Jiu, he passed the exam, and he even graduated.
congratulations.
It is really a happy event.
Although Song Jiu was suspected by his parents on the day he received the admission notice, Ranyan took him to the hospital.
Facts have proved that God opened his eyes.
Song Jiu is really the son of the old Song family, there is nothing wrong with that.
This incident caused an uproar in the village, and everyone didn't believe it.After all, Song Jiu's talent as a celestial master is so high.From childhood to adulthood, the matter of being admitted to university is really hanging.
The neighbors in front of the village are still thinking, the more talented the old Song family, the lower the education, and Song Jiu who can draw symbols just after walking... Well, I'm afraid it's not enough to go to the first grade.
After all, his grandfather was only in the third grade, and his father was only in the first semester of the second grade.
But that was all in the past.
Song Jiu just resigned.If it wasn't for the internship certificate, he really didn't want to work as a clerk.Eating melon seeds in the office every day, I am bored and anxious.
He still wants to run his old business.
No, he got his graduation certificate and started a career as a celestial master.
He just went out that night and caught a male vixen in the red light district.It wasn't a sudden plan that he went to catch the monster, but pure coincidence.
He lives not far from there, and the roasted kidney next to the red-light district tastes delicious, and he quite likes it, beer, roasted kidney, roasted sheep's egg, and of course, he also likes leeks.
Stepping on the flip flops, slap slap and go.
While waiting for the barbecue boss to add more spice, he saw a dead air flooding in the red light district.
Without saying a word, I rushed over to solve it.
He threw out thousands of eyes with the golden thunder talisman in his hand, and the male vixen only had time to raise his bloody face and turn to look at him.
Those who die in the next second cannot die again.
Of course, the blood on the male vixen's face was not its blood, but the blood of the eight people on the ground.
The last one is not dead, but it can't live.
The chest is open and the heart is half eaten.
Now, the skin of the male vixen is hanging on the gossip mirror in the window.The black air burst forth.
Song Jiu took a sip of beer and a sip of skewers. The spicy crayfish was delicious.
Such a night, wonderful.
Don't look at Song Jiu's slovenly appearance, but the room he lives in is really super clean.
Song Jiu watched TV while eating, but the TV was not plugged in, but it was playing normally.A female ghost with long hair covering her face was lying beside the TV and generating electricity with resentment.
The lobster shell fell on the floor, and immediately a water ghost mopped it up tremblingly.
A ghost generates electricity with resentment at the lamp.
There is also a ghost who is constantly manipulating the washing machine to wash clothes.
There is also a ghost cleaning the toilet with its own head, and in its heart, it despises Song Jiu for being a bastard, and even refuses to buy a toilet brush.
Another ghost bent over to keep a certain distance, and kept blowing towards Song Jiu.After blowing it all night, its expression was numb and dull.Suspect ghosts.
But he was a little distracted, and suddenly he blew a little too loudly. Song Jiu suddenly turned around, and the ghost began to tremble uncontrollably, almost crying.
Song Jiu punched him a few times, and the ghost was distracted for a while.Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Just because he wanted to drag a child under the wheel, Song Jiu caught him straight, and all of this... all of this has served him for more than a month.
What about the Earthbound Spirit?
Why doesn't it work at all for Song Jiu?
So brutal!
Almost none of the ghosts who committed crimes in his hands ended well!
And for now, there are more and more ghosts here.
Cooking, cooking, and washing dishes are all ready.
There is still one short of a bed warmer.I don't know which ghost would be so unlucky, hey~ It's so pitiful just thinking about it.
Full service is out.
ying ying ying ~~~
Song Jiu didn't care how sad these ghosts were, he was eating supper when suddenly a phone call came in.Song Jiu looked at the caller ID on the phone, and suddenly showed a smirk.
Picking up the phone—"Sweetheart, what time do you want to call Ji Maba, Bai Zhi, Tai Chi, Jian Jun?"
Zhao Tianxin: "Brother Song, come quickly, there are ghosts here."
Song Jiu liked to catch ghosts the most, so she stood up suddenly and jumped out of the window.Eighteenth floor.There was nothing wrong with him, he ran like a whirlwind.
"where?"
"Baiyun Road."
Song Jiu braked suddenly, then ran in the opposite direction.
"What's the matter?"
"Abducted a child. It looks like he is going to be abducted back to his lair to be eaten! He looks so powerful that he dare not even approach a dog with jealous cows. If you hadn't reacted to Koumu, you would have been so sick under the pretense that it was It's just a ghost, it looks so powerful, it has shadows!"
As soon as Song Jiu heard that it was okay to eat children, she immediately cast a magic talisman, borrowing from the underworld.
Xie Dongli was helpless.As soon as he came down from the mountain, he was still thinking about how to get close to Song Jiu, but when he was walking, he met a child who was crying out of breath.I lost one of my shoes, it was dirty from crying, and my little face was hurt.
There is no one without a car on this road, and I don't know how long this little cub has been lost.
Xie Dongli suppressed his desire to find Song Jiu, planning to send the cub to the police station first.The cub was probably tired from crying, and twitched on Xie Dongli's shoulder.Asleep and still twitching.
Xie Dongli walked a little far, and finally passed a relatively lively place - Lao Zhao's barbecue stall on Baiyun Road.
Xie Dongli couldn't move anymore after smelling it.
"Boss, here is a pot of egg fried rice. Pot, boss!"
"Do you want skewers? Do you want beer? Do you want crayfish?"
Xie Dongli: "..." He swallowed, "Yes."
The cub woke up and cried again.Xie Dongli lowered his head to look at his chest, and then said, "You seem to be five years old, don't you want to eat milk? Don't you want some fried rice with eggs?"
The cub's black and innocent eyes were filled with tears, it was extremely pitiful.
Hearing this, she cried and called mom and dad, and obediently ate fried rice with eggs.
Xie Dongli took the cub away after finishing a perfect cooking, and left without paying attention to the waiter who served him.
The reason why I didn't care about it was probably because the other party looked mediocre.
Xie Dongli continued on the road with the cub in his arms and went to the police station.The cub was full and sobbed again.
Xie Dongli hugged him and patted him to coax him: "Don't cry, don't cry, uncle will take you to the police uncle..."
"elder brother."
Xie Dongli:? ?
"It's brother." The little boy said with his mouth pursed and his eyes glaring, tears falling down like beads.
Xie Dongli couldn't help laughing: "Hey, it's suitable to be an uncle."
Older, it has been thousands of years, and my uncle is tender and beautiful.
"It's brother!"
The little boy persisted.
Xie Dongli was overjoyed, "Okay, okay, brother is brother. Then little brother, don't cry, okay?" Xie Dongli stretched out his hand to rub his nose.
At this moment, the two walked farther and farther, and there was no one there.
Suddenly a sharp wind came straight to the back of the eyes, and Xie Dongli suddenly felt the danger.Turning around suddenly, his eyes widened suddenly.
Song Jiu!
Song Jiu's mahogany sword exudes fierce lightning brilliance, and the lightning swims away dragons and snakes!
Xie Dongli originally planned to fight back, but now he was short and quickly dodged with the child in his arms.
Song Jiu continued to entangle, sweat beaded on his forehead, and the mahogany sword in his hand was extremely powerful.It's not too difficult for Xie Dongli to parry these, but he doesn't dare to take it lightly.
After finally opening a distance, the two sides confronted each other.
"Evil ghost, let the child go, spare you!" Song Jiu's eyes widened with anger, like an arhat.
Xie Dongli was a little distracted. If Song Jiu's appearance in this world wasn't just white and tender, just a dry temper, but a hulking back like a King Kong Arhat, he still doesn't know if he can hold it.
Hearing Song Jiu's words, he knew it was a misunderstanding.
Xie Dongli said: "Master Tianshi, you are too unreasonable, and Feixia Songmo picked it up based on her ability."
Song Jiu frowned, "It's unreasonable! Everyone can pick it up casually, so you want to go to heaven?"
Xie Dongli: "As long as you don't go to hell, it doesn't matter if you go to heaven or not."
Song Jiu: "Damn! Kid, please push me!"
Xie Dongli couldn't help laughing, "Okay, here you are, you can send it to the police station, I just want to ask you, er, forgive me!
Song Jiu was dumbfounded upon hearing this.No, it's not picked up to eat...
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