The life of a vegetative cup

Have you ever heard the sound of snowflakes falling on the roof?Can you feel the wonderful vitality of the buds slowly opening in the spring breeze?Do you know that in the autumn wind, there is often a kind of fragrance of leaves from the distant mountains?

A long time ago, I felt that this kind of supreme and illusory realm can only be experienced by a real genius.

Of course, the person who said this was indeed a genius, no matter how bad he was, he was deliberately portrayed as a genius.

So I also doubt whether there is anyone in reality who can be so optimistic and kind, and treat life with hope.

Of course, I never thought about it before, and I myself will be unlucky enough to use this passage one day to constantly temper my consciousness that I am on the verge of going crazy.

Especially now that I have been dead in the United States for half a year, and I have to face the harassment of a senior homosexual every day, and I can no longer express rejection and resistance to any touch by him, and I can't even move a toe on my own initiative...

Husband!I deeply feel that even if I get better in the future, my psychology must have been tossed abnormally! !

Egg butt, I want egg butt.

I want to comfort myself, at least for now, I don't need to pay for the money to support the vegetative people.

At least we're still breathing, aren't we?

So I will continue to work hard to hypnotize myself, use a series of positive and positive outlook on life, values ​​and worldview as motivation, and constantly give myself emphatic comfort and summary.

Life is beautiful, the future is full of hope, and beautiful sisters are also endless...

Look, how refreshing the wind blows in this park~ how fragrant the grass leaves are~ how cheerful the people around you are laughing~

How hypnotic is Zhao Niehu's voice~

Shake it!

Can you stop reading English books! !

From "Principles of Scientific Management" to "Drucker's Autobiography", and then "Work and Human Nature", "Competitive Advantage"...

Is it finally the turn of "The Fifth Practice" today...

When I was in school, my mother never worked so hard to read books.

This has to be someone to like these things.

Now I deeply feel that if Jian Mingxi's grandson was not pretending to be B before, it means that he never told Zhao Niehu the truth!

In the end, he suffered eight lifetimes of blood mold, and now he was wearing diapers and was forced to lie on Zhao Nieshu's lap on a park seat, his earlobes and lips being harassed by his fingers from time to time, and he couldn't take a moment to listen to him. Nagging, only Lao Tzu...

At the same time, Lao Tzu's English listening level has also improved by leaps and bounds, just like the housing prices in China today.

Sure enough, the environment creates talents, and heroes come out of troubled times!

I sun his! !

I really remember that last year, that old quack doctor who didn't know how to speak brazenly said that bringing people in a vegetative state into more contact with the external environment, communicating with each other, and long-term irregular continuous stimulation will help them recover.

Then how come I have been stimulated so many fucking times now, why can't I move even once?

Zhao Niehu, since you can make such cheeky molestation in such a public place, my request is really not that high.

You are not shallow, even if you can make me open my eyes in anger, I will be grateful to you! !

"Excuseme?"

I was taken aback when I heard the new sweet voice, and Zhao Niehu also stopped his non-stop attack on Brick: "Yes?"

In view of Lao Tzu's several months of hell-style training, which has inspired a leap-forward improvement in listening skills, although the girl's speaking speed is quite fast for a long time, the main points can be summed up.

GAY…HOMOSEXUALITY…LACE…PARADE…

It doesn't take a lot of effort to understand that this girl currently has a full T-essence, and at the moment she is lobbying Zhao Niehu, the 1, and Xia, the 0, to participate in a gay sex event that will be held in this park later.

Gay □□…

Gay sex! !

wipe!Does Lao Tzu look so gay? !Also fucking 0! !

Don't think that I haven't come into contact with these technical terms before, which means that I don't have the wisdom to guess what the hell they all mean!

Even if I have to lie in Zhao Niehu's arms now, and use his will as the guide to make a series of intimate actions with him, such as touching and hugging, it doesn't mean that I can like men and like being fucked by men ! !

Even if you like playing the human rights movement, you don't need to take me into it!

Lao Tzu's human rights have never been guaranteed! !

Zhao Niehu obviously didn't want to get involved in these crap things, but before he could say "sorry" completely, the girl just uttered a "sorry" sound, and the girl started to go crazy again...

Zhao Niehu stopped talking.

When a woman insists on talking to you, as a man, he often has very little real ability to stop her coercive behavior without hesitation at the moment.

This is an eternal truth that knows no borders.

Therefore, when Zhao Niehu was pushing and sitting in a wheelchair without any resistance, it was no surprise that he was surrounded by a sea of ​​grotesques and demons dancing wildly, and then he heard the enthusiasm of "wearenodifferences!", "wehavetherights!" and so on. Slogan, I feel that when the flash lights outside the eyelids flicker, I can already let it go with a very indifferent attitude.

Laomei really deserves to be Laomei, no matter how shameless it is to rule the people, it has never restricted the freedom of speech of citizens - although this is also because most of them have too low IQ, they can't make any tricks and there is no threat Can't get rid of the relationship.

But even if the vulnerable groups in these societies are no longer accepted by the outside world, having a chance to fight for their freedom and rights at this time is probably a good development for grinding out discrimination and slander.

This lively scene made Laozi, a pseudo-cynical youth in the new era who has no right to speak, feel infinite emotion.

wipe!This time, Lao Tzu's portrait right is fucking gone!

The only thing to be thankful for is that this work is not for nothing, the strength is not for nothing, and the shame is not lost for nothing. Afterwards, the girl T gave us a gift in a very humane way after the sex was over. Deep thanks.

It's just that Zhao Niehu was silent for a long time after receiving the things, and the moment the girl left, he lifted my left hand that had been resting on the armrest, and put a cold blanket on my ring finger. metal ring.

Before I could feel the shape carefully, Zhao Niehu let go of his hand, and my paw fell along the acceleration of gravity, and the circle slid down from the naturally loose fingers, and ran without looking back. To the land of the free.

"..."

Zhao Niehu took two steps, knelt down in front of me for a while, picked up my left hand again, and pushed the circle in along his ring finger, and this time he learned how to hold it tightly. I clamped it with the rest of my fingers, so that the thing was completely stuck at the base of my fingers and could not move.

It’s okay, big brother, don’t bother, it’s weird and panic, and just poke the key ring with chopsticks, believe it or not, I said evil animal, you didn’t pay attention in a blink of an eye, this model is seriously mismatched Can the parts be thrown away again?

Why don't you put it in my pocket first and I'll keep it safe for you?

Zhao Niehu put his forehead on the back of my hand, and remained silent for a long time without speaking, until the master started to yawn several times in his heart, then he slowly stood up and took the ring from my finger Come down, and then put it away completely in your pocket.

Ah hello!I still don’t know what kind of material that thing is made of, and how much it can be exchanged for. Even if I don’t put in much effort, I still have to suffer from the noise pollution suspected of brainwashing for such a long time!

What's wrong with you, you bastard, who gave me half of the hard-earned money! !

You are an evil capitalist who exploits the working people!You social moth who devours the blood and sweat of the people!

The class struggle between Lao Tzu and you is endless!

"Oh Mr. Zhao, you are finally willing to come back! Chang Chang! Let's have dinner now! Hurry up! I'm so hungry that my chest is on my back!"

No need to ask, just listen to the croaking voice and you will know that it must be Grandson Wei who came here again to eat and drink for nothing.

"Jun Tong, why did you come back so late this time?" The voice came from Miss Bai, who was gentle and considerate, with superb cooking skills.

Zhao Niehu untied my seat belt, hugged me with a cross arm and put me on the wheelchair he had prepared, and said indifferently: "I played with Mingxi for a long time, and I forgot the time."

You bastard with eyes open and talking nonsense, can that be a joke!

It is clear that Lao Tzu was ruthlessly oppressed by evil forces!

Miss Bai was silent.

Whenever Zhao Niehu showed infinite intimacy with this shell, it seemed that she could immediately shut up and keep silent.

By the way, there are several swishing eye knives for Lao Tzu, which are murderous and can exercise Lao Tzu's non-eye perception ability.

Shit, do you think that's all I want to go out with this bastard?

Entering the room at this time, Zhao Niehu pushed me to the dining table, turned around, and came back after a while, holding a wet towel to wipe my face, which had been tossed by the temptation of food to survive and die.

In fact, he could completely move the towel down and move it. Lao Tzu's saliva was already overflowing and almost overflowing.

It is said that to grab a man you must first grab his stomach. Miss Bai, in my opinion, you actually have great potential. Only the beast that seems to have lost its sense of taste and stubbornly resisted such a fierce attack is abnormal.

By the way, Zhao Niehu, don't you really push me to this table just to wake up my broken shell?

But after a while, my mouth was opened and a spoonful of mashed banana was pressed on my tongue, which made my heart burst into tears.

Zhao Niehu, you still have a bit of humanistic care.

Even if I can't swallow it due to multiple functions in my mouth, even if you have to dig out this spoonful of mashed bananas later, I am infinitely grateful for your kindness at this moment...

Although I never expected that one day, I would be so excited about a spoonful of mashed banana every day!

"Jun Tong, you'll be free anyway in two days, so just accompany me back to the country, okay?"

The daily unlimited persuasion and lobbying has started again, Miss Bai, you are really not tired, you can't even occupy your mouth when eating.

My ears are callused, and it's thanks to Zhao Niehu's patience, so what's the reason this time?

Wei Bin is also an unnatural guy, at this moment he managed to swallow his mouth full of food, began to play the second function of his mouth and tongue, and laughed out loud.

"Chang Chang, you're not finished yet. If he doesn't go back, let him stay here. Jun Tong is just a M, and no one can stop him from asking for trouble!"

The grandson seems to have taken another sip of soup at this moment: "Besides, who can enjoy his special hobby of guarding a doll that can be played with as he wants?"

Grandson Wei, when I get better, I will be the first to tear your skin off!

"Wei Bin! How dare you talk nonsense!"

Miss Bai was obviously angry too.

"Okay, I won't talk anymore, isn't it okay if I don't talk anymore? Ai ai, give me that plate of sauced meat quickly, and I'll just stay where it's cool."

Miss Bai snorted coldly, then shifted her gaze, and continued to educate Zhao Niehu.

"Juntong, Sister Qixuan called in the morning. She will hold an engagement ceremony next month, so you can accompany me to attend."

When I was thinking about what kind of beauty this Qixuan would be, suddenly no one in the room spoke.

Quiet, so fucking quiet.

The quiet old man is not feeling well.

After a while, it was Sunzi Wei who broke out first.

Hearing the sharp sound of chair legs scraping the ground, Grandson Wei seemed to stand up angrily after receiving the message: "Qixuan? Who is she engaged to? Is it still That bastard surnamed Ji?"

"What are you talking about, what did Brother Ji offend you?"

"Fuck! His grandson still needs to offend me! Isn't it enough for him to kill Jian Mingxi? How about killing Qixuan again!"

"That shameless bastard Jian Mingxi asked for it! What's the matter with Brother Guan Ji! Wei Bin, clean up your mouth!"

"My mouth is clean! My mouth is clean! That grandson is still easy for me to scold him! I didn't go across the ocean to beat him up, grandson! Zhao Jun and you are fucking dumb! Let's talk! !"

"Wei Bin! You..."

"Shut up for me!!"

"..."

Zhao Niehu finally broke out. He is indeed the most powerful ultimate boss type character, with great courage and ability to suppress all reactionary forces.

"Bai Chang, you were also raised in a big family, don't insult the education you have received since childhood!"

He seemed to have taken several deep breaths before he could barely suppress his emotions, and his tone was much calmer when he spoke again.

"Let me hear you speak ill of Xi in the future, and get out of here!"

"Jun...Jun Tong..."

Zhao Niehu opened my mouth, which was already stunned by his powerful aura at the same time, slowly and gently took out the mashed banana in my mouth, and wiped it carefully with a towel There was a chill in my lips and voice.

"From now on, no one is allowed to mention Ji Tao in front of Mingxi and me, you two remember it!"

Zhao Niehu ignored Bai Chang who was wronged and was about to cry, and Wei Bin who seemed a little afraid to speak, picked up the wheelchair, and I hugged him vigorously and walked out.

Ji... Ji Tao...

Ji Tao...

When I heard the name suddenly, my heart skipped a beat, and then it seemed as if the flesh and blood on my chest were being rubbed against by an iron file. The pain was so painful that I almost poked out my back .

wipe!Jian Mingxi, what kind of hysteria is this broken shell of you! !