The life of a vegetative cup

It is based on the powerful imagination that I have exercised when I was forced to remain silent for several months, the meticulous insight that can mobilize all senses, and the pure heart that has been poisoned by countless TV dramas for more than 20 years even if I don’t want to accept it.

Now I have conceived various boring plots of countless versions of third-rate romance novels in my mind.

Wealthy commoners, feuds between families, grievances and revenge, bloody third parties...

Why didn't I realize that I still have the advantage of extraordinary associations, and thought about publishing a book?

Anyway, now we have enough capital and self-confidence to overshadow that idiotic broken "Gege" on TV, right?

Judging from Zhao Niexu's attitude alone, the woman named Bai Chang who came to her door obviously had an ulterior relationship with Zhao Niexu, which made him seem a little jealous!

Moreover, she obviously has an extraordinary relationship with this shell!

Otherwise, would I still be trembling with cramps like now!

It's just that one of the protagonists in the plot needs to be replaced by a man, and he is also the original owner of the shell I'm currently trapped in... I feel chills all over my body and my hairs stand on end no matter what I think.

This is by no means being scared by that woman! !

but……

Ashley!

Jane, you are promising, okay? You are dead and you don’t want to be cleansed. You are still an old man. You are afraid of a woman. With Zhao Niehu around, it’s not her turn to molest you. Why are you shaking your broken shell! !

And it's very likely that I'm the only one who can feel the shivering like an electric shock, because Zhao Niehu obviously doesn't have any special reaction to the violent emotions surging in my body now.

I do not now have the slightest doubt about a fact.

That is, even if Lao Tzu's shell is simply shaking his eyelashes, Zhao Niehu can go directly to the moon in excitement!

At this time, Zhao Niehu undoubtedly did not expect how abnormal his precious shell was now, but instead, he and Wei Sunzi had disappeared somewhere to plot some kind of conspiracy.

I was thrown on the bed alone, and I couldn't hear a damn sound...

wipe!Bros!It doesn't cost electricity to speak louder! !

You are driving me crazy, aren't you! !

Just as I was calling out angrily, I didn't expect that the powerful summoning technique in my heart would actually come true at this moment!I heard the sound of the room door opening! !

Hahahaha...

Miss Bai, I'll know who you are as soon as you come in!

But... let's discuss, can you exchange it with anyone outside?

My shell is still a bit repulsive to you now.

Even if you come here in exchange for Zhao Niexu, I'm already used to harassing him compulsively.

"Jian Mingxi?"

You don't need to ask, I know you know this shell, don't worry, this shell can't answer any of your questions except cramps.

"Oh, alive, you are still alive."

You are really wrong. Jian Minxi has actually ascended to heaven, and it is me who is still panting.

"Since you want to die, why don't you die cleanly!"

I still want to ask this question, if he died cleanly back then, would I still suffer from the skeletal muscle trembling now?

"Really, don't think that Juntong will like you just because you are looking for death!"

Miss Bai, regarding this, no matter how jealous you are, I still have to give Jian Mingxi a fair word. I think that even if Jian Mingxi doesn't seek life and death, Zhao Niehu probably likes it. He still had a crush on this shell two days ago. Some kind of reaction.

"Don't think that you can rely on Juntong with death. He is taking care of you now because he feels guilty for not helping you." The woman took a deep breath and said bitterly: "You have to pay back the debt you owe yourself. I don't know, but I still have the face to drag him down!"

Ok?

Uh-huh?

hmmmm?

What's going on here?

Miss Bai, what you said and Wei Sunzi are completely different versions?

Can you give me a finalized answer?

"Boom!!"

"Jun, Juntong?"

Zhao evil animal?

Was it you who kicked the door just now?

What kind of door are you kicking when you have nothing to do?nerve!

"Get out..." Zhao Niehu paused, then said calmly, "Go out for me..."

"...Jun Tong, you, you don't think I'm going to do something to him, do you?" Bai Chang's voice sounded a little dazed, and finally he laughed, "You don't think so, do you?"

"..."

"Juntong! I didn't do anything! Jian Mingxi is a living dead! Do I still have to deal with him!"

Zhao Niehu, a skeptic, ignored Bai Chang at all.

Because the next moment, Lao Tzu felt that he had walked over quickly and touched Lao Tzu up and down!

"Jun Tong! Isn't Jian Minxi hurting you enough! Why do you insist on protecting him? You don't even believe me!"

After hearing that Zhao Niehu breathed a sigh of relief, at this moment he picked me up again, turned around and left, changing his steps halfway as if to avoid others.

"Why do you insist on protecting him! Juntong! Juntong!"

"Okay, Chang Chang, just leave this matter alone." Wei Bin's voice stopped Bai Chang from behind, "Jun Tong has his own plans."

"What's the plan! He has lost so much because of Jian Minxi! You bastard is lucky to be his friend! Why don't you persuade him!"

Wei Bin smiled wryly: "Persuasion, do you think I never persuaded you? But Zhao Juntong's temper is like a stubborn donkey, who can persuade him?"

"Why are you so stupid!"

"I'm stupid, can't I be stupid? Are you hungry? Are you tired from flying for so long? Would you like us to order something to eat? Let's go eat something?"

...Wei Bin, it turns out that you are such a grandson to everyone...

But... don't fucking eat in front of me! !

Do you know how many days I have had nutritional injections and haven't tasted the slightest bit of meat! !

Assi!Believe it or not, I really got up and bit you to death! !

Damn Zhao Nie!Let's not feed yogurt today!Can you give me some protein in solid form?

I am a carnivore!

Do you fucking hear that, you bastard! !

I am a carnivore! ! !

However, now the great Zhao Niehu has taught me that the cruel fact cannot be changed, and Lao Tzu's cups and utensils have already filled the whole closet.

Is it rice cereal for babies again...or nasal feeding...

It really makes the hero burst into tears...

"Hey, Chang Chang, I didn't expect that you still have this ability! When did you learn it?"

Yes, I didn't expect that this woman cooks deliciously...

"Put it down!" There was a loud slap, "It's not healed yet! This is for Juntong!"

"I don't understand why he can always enjoy special treatment." Wei Sunzi's voice sounded as wronged as he wanted, "Don't forget who misunderstood you just now."

"That's none of his business, it's all caused by Jian Mingxi!"

"A vegetative person can still get up and make trouble? You are so unreasonable, oh, I say you can do it, do you know how uncomfortable this smell is for me?"

I know... Wei Sunzi... my nose has a deep understanding of how you feel right now...

"Juntong," Bai Chang smiled softly, "Would you like to try it?"

Ahhh! !Don't you take it here! !Don't take it here! !

Zhao Nie, don't eat it!

You are a rich man, you must not eat cheap food!

Zhao Xiong, if you want to eat it, go elsewhere!Put Lao Tzu back in the house! !

Zhao Nie!Why don't you fucking die! !

After Zhao Niehu ate something, the woman surnamed Bai became obviously happier, and she didn't care who gave her face just now. I really don't know if she has long been used to someone's hot and cold dog Temper: "Juntong, how could you come here without saying a word? I wonder if my aunt is worried about you to death. It's how many times I persuaded you to calm down a little. When will you be able to stop?" Come back?"

Zhao Niehu stood up again as I burst into tears in my heart: "Have you finished?"

"..."

"You can go back after talking." Zhao Niehu paused, hugged me and began to walk, "Tell my mother that I don't need her to take care of my affairs, and she is not qualified to take care of it. Just let her rest at home and cultivate."

Zhao Niehu, you are too fucking unfilial!

Your mother doesn't care about your business, who else can take care of it?

I really feel sorry for your mother for giving birth to such a heartless son like you!

"Juntong!! You still hate me, don't you!!"

"..."

I know you still hate me for that!But is that all my fault! ! "

"..."

"Think about it for me, too! Jian Mingxi has done such a shameless thing, what do you want me to tell you!"

"..."

"You still doubt me now! If I were to tell you the truth then, wouldn't you think that I did it all! Why should I take the blame for Jian Mingxi!!"

"Jun Tong, what Chang Chang said is correct. You said that she didn't have a good impression of Jian Minxi in the first place, but by coincidence, she bumped into Jian Minxi who was getting drunk in a bar and hooking up with someone..."

Wei Bin coughed: "You also know that with Jian Mingxi's temper, it is impossible for Chang Chang to tell you the letter." He tried to persuade him, "Besides, Chang Chang doesn't have the ability to say a few words. Words can force Jian Mingxi to die or live... Sigh, you can't just see a surveillance camera and sentence someone, no one did it on purpose, right?"

I say……

Which of your grandsons can explain to Lao Tzu, what the hell is "that matter"! !

I have such poor curiosity, you guys are going to kill me! !

"He almost died."

Zhao Niehu's voice sounded faint, as if there was no disturbance in his heart.

But his arms around Lao Tzu's body were trembling. If he hadn't hugged Lao Tzu tightly with his arms, Lao Tzu would have almost been shaken out of his arms.

"Mingxi...almost died."

"..."

Zhao Niehu smiled again, walked around those two people and continued walking forward.

"How much better is his current appearance than death?"