The life of a vegetative cup

"Hey, let me tell you, why don't you hurry up and coax younger sister Bai?"

"Anyway, I've made a fool of myself to accompany her to see the art exhibition. I'm not afraid that her father will give you some shoes if he finds out?"

"If he makes a few more phone calls and someone blocks your project and can't go through the formalities, aren't you afraid that your big company's project won't be able to push through and the capital chain will be broken?"

Without saying a word, Zhao Jun opened the car door and pushed me in. I closed my mouth and rolled my eyes. I sat in the car and looked back and forth at his rather high-end car. He took out a piece of chocolate, tore open the package and put it in his mouth, and began to fiddle with the touch-screen DVD in front of him.

At this time, Zhao Juntong also sat in the driver's seat. After closing the car door, he leaned over and pulled the seat belt from my right side.

I cooperated with his movement and raised my arm through the gap of the seat belt. The fingers of the other hand poked the buttons on the touch screen, and the chocolate in my mouth changed my cheeks: "What tunes do you have here?"

Zhao Juntong fastened the seat belt on me, pulled down the locker and handed me some CDs.

Looking at the pile of Mozart symphonies in front of me, the corners of my mouth twitched: "I was tired of listening to you when I played this a few years ago."

Zhao Juntong buckled his seat belt, inserted the key, shifted the gear, and put on the accelerator in one go. When he turned the steering wheel with both hands, he said in a faint voice, "Now I can recall it again."

I sneered, threw away the CD and opened his locker, took out the cigarettes I had just spotted while he was holding the tray, and just lifted the lid of the box and knocked it upside down. The cigarette slipped out of it, and the thing was snatched by a hand stretched out from the side.

The beast threw the cigarette back into the locker, and closed the door with a bang.

I blinked, and leaned over with a smile on my lips, put my elbow on his shoulder, took a deep sniff of the faint smell of smoke on this beast, and couldn't help laughing again .

"Mr. Zhao, we really like your arrogance. Think about how many animals in this world are ungrateful." I stroked his chin back and forth, "Only you Qipa disregarded beauty for the sake of our brother, and let that delicate little beauty go back alone with anger and resentment..."

As I said that, I gritted my teeth again, put on a ferocious smile, retracted my hand, pinched my face and faced him straight, and smiled softly: "In your eyes, this face is the color?"

Zhao Juntong didn't even look at me, his attitude was as indifferent as if I were air, and he didn't talk to him in the car at all.

Smiling again, I adjusted the seat and laid it flat. My uncle lay in the car for a while and swallowed the chocolate. After thinking about it, he stretched out his leg and pressed his foot on the floor he was stepping on. On the foot of the accelerator, he stepped on it lightly twice.

"Has Mr. Zhao experienced the speed of 180 mph?"

Zhao Juntong sat there quietly, without even shaking his feet.

Yo, I haven't seen the Taoism for a few years.

Look at this rock-solid momentum, as if everything is already under his control, and nothing will go out of his expectation.

Although my legs are long, it is not difficult to reach the accelerator, but if I stretch them out for a long time, I will get tired, so I raised my legs and put them on Zhao Juntong's thighs, and said twice: "Last year in the After I got my driver's license in the United States, I tried it, and it felt..." I clicked my tongue twice: "It seems that there is no restraint at all, it's as if he is flying."

Of course, this is only limited to my own feelings.

After all, I was on the road alone because I was worried, and a lot of scumbags who muttered about traffic rules and safety matters also sat in. As soon as I stepped on the gas pedal, the grandson immediately stuck all the nonsense in his throat. In an instant, it switched to a shrill scream.

As for the result, I was in high spirits and comfortable all over, but that bitch was pale and foaming at the mouth.

Just as I was recalling the excitement at that time, I heard Zhao Juntong's plain, emotionless voice: "Remember?"

I put my hand on my forehead in a state of bewilderment: "A little bit, but at least now I won't forget anything just because I'm unhappy, especially what you did to me Mr. Zhao."

After a pause, I smiled lightly again: "And without your approval, would I be able to return to the country now?"

Zhao Juntong did not speak.

I stretched out my hand and patted him on the shoulder, and said solemnly: "Don't worry, Cui Zhao, the traitor who couldn't stand the temptation and was sent to our side to steal secrets, has been given a deep patriotic education by me. "

Before returning to China, I deliberately told his wife the cell phone password of this cheap mouth, three extremely hot confession text messages, two ambiguous phone calls from Jiao Didi, hehehehehe, let's see if he is still alive this time~

"Speaking of which, I really want to thank Mr. Zhao," I unbuckled my seat belt and got up and rubbed against Zhao Juntong, blinking my eyes and looking at him purely and adoringly, "If Mr. A group of doctors in white robes are imprisoned and isolated in a high-walled compound like a scourge. How can they enjoy the sunshine and a free and happy life in the outside world like this? After all, the probability of success is really as slim as a stick manned rocket can successfully go to the sky. And ah."

I looked at him and smiled softly: "By the way, why do you have such confidence in me, are you sure I can handle it?"

Is that mental hospital a place where people stay?Anyone who is not crazy will become a lunatic after entering, not to mention a severely ill patient like me who is full of five poisons, and can even make the old bastard who has lived for thousands of years and plays with the public shake his head and sigh every time he gets sick?

After hearing what I said, Zhao Juntong paused: "How much do you know?"

I touched my chin again, narrowed my eyes and smiled: "We have become a little famous for writing mystery novels anyway, please stop underestimating our IQ, Mr. Zhao, okay? What the leader has done It’s really one step after another, one step at a time, and everywhere you show your foresight and foresight, insight and meticulous ability.” I imitated martial arts movies and cupped my fist at him, “I admire you.”

Zhao Juntong pursed his lips and smiled helplessly, but did not speak.

This is the first time this guy smiled in front of me after the reunion. This kind of mature and calm smile is so fucking attractive.

I also laughed.

If you want to say that this beast is insidious, it has been planned since the time when I was transferred abroad in a planned and premeditated way. From all the details I can recall now, how could he be like Wei Bin and Su Hang at the beginning? What Wen said was to imprison me by his side and avoid Ji Tao, obviously because he was not strong enough to completely protect Jian Mingxi when he was unaware, so he took me away.

After all, just relying on the ability of that silly boy Ji Tao, he is like an ant in front of Zhao Juntong, who can be crushed to death with just a little finger movement, so why does it take him to take me to hide abroad?

Especially when Ji Tao first appeared and I was still in a vegetative state for a few days, I could tell by looking at the abnormality of this beast. He must have considered whether to really hand me over to Ji Tao to wake me up.

And later, when I was insane and confused, he ignored Su Hangwen's calculations and firmly guarded me to stay abroad. He didn't even care about the company, what is this, what is this!

This is obviously to pretend to be troubled by love and ignore one's family and career, to confuse the enemy and divert attention, and to protect Jian Mingxi's hard work!

What's even more exaggerated is that he didn't even reveal a little about his buddies.

But now that I think about it, my dissociative disorder is in China. With the habit of these "experts" here, it is impossible to make a conclusion. It is destined to be locked up in a mental hospital for a lifetime, especially if it is my shoulder A weak chicken body that can't resist and can't bear a little bit of hardship, and has to spend a lot of money to support it delicately. How much waste of social resources do you think this is?

After all this, I can still be promoted to the rich class with the help of this scheming beast. Do you think I have to thank this beast?

Thinking of this, I lay back on the seat and sighed: "Mr. Zhao, you said how much you love Jian Mingxi. After doing so many things, you even care about me, Xibei, now." With one hand, I slowly unbuttoned the windbreaker and the collar of the clothes inside to expose my neck and collarbone. I touched myself and smiled ambiguously, "There is no way to repay the great kindness nowadays, can we promise each other with our bodies?"

Zhao Juntong withdrew the faint, almost invisible smile on his lips, and looked at me from the rearview mirror with dark eyes.

At a glance, that imposing manner is so scary!

I blinked my eyes and smiled more gently: "Let's make a deal, my unified alliance to deal with the final boss is lacking an ally who is equally powerful and has a solid background. Instead of being locked up in a small room by a disgusting pervert Heiwu enjoys the ultimate education, I would rather just let you eat tofu alone."

"After all, there are capable people behind Boss Xiang. I can only make small noises. They don't mind wasting extra time."

Zhao Juntong still looked at me silently, without saying a word.

After thinking about it, I lay on my side, put my foot on his leg, stroked my waist with my fingertips along the clothes I lifted up, moved down slowly, licked my lower lip and smiled lightly: "If you don't dislike it, Xiaohua can also contribute as appropriate."

"You should want Jian Mingxi very much, right? Although there is only a broken shell left, you can hypnotize yourself properly and it won't affect your use. Or..." Seeing that Zhao Juntong still didn't speak, I stared at him, which made people wonder With an opaque face, he smiled again, "There is no clean garbage on this body. After the first time you have satisfied your regrets, you are so disgusting that you don't even want to touch it the second time?"

Murderous!

My intuition honed through many trials and tribulations sounded the alarm loudly, but before I jumped up to avoid the danger in a hurry, I heard a fierce brake sound of "chuck" in my ear.

I had already unbuckled the seat belt on my body, and I slammed forward according to the inertia. I was about to hit the windshield, and the next moment I was blocked by an arm across my chest and pulled back.

My heart, which was almost out of fright, had not had time to settle down and let me take a few breaths, when my wrist was suddenly grabbed and held above my head, and my body was also pressed down.

I snorted for a while, but the sound didn't come out, and then I was gagged and suffocated. The domineering rampage between the lips and teeth, within a short while, the gums were worn out and painful, even the tongue It's as numb as if it's not your own.

Frightened by the unexpected situation just now, my heart was still beating hard, I struggled twice and couldn't get rid of it. Fortunately, I grabbed the neck of this beast regardless, and both legs were clamped The loin of this beast.

Dare to scare Grandpa!I can't bite you to death! !

Shake it!Even if I suffocate to death, I have to let it out first! !

In my life-and-death struggle, it was this beast who gave up the boring confrontation first.

He grabbed me by the collar on my back and tore me off him. He took a few breaths and looked back at me slumped on the seat as if I was having an asthma attack. I almost rolled my eyes, but Zhao Juntong laughed softly instead.

He rubbed my panting lips lightly with his fingers, and Zhao Juntong was silent for a while before he said calmly: "Don't play tricks on me in the future, Mingxi is Mingxi, you are you."

He paused, closed his eyes to block his emotions: "Don't worry, you don't want me to admit my mistake, I won't admit it."

"You just do what you want."

I stared at Zhao Juntong who was orderly, elegantly and steadily arranging the clothes that were messed up by the action just now, and I couldn't help laughing out loud.

Curling up, the laughter grew louder and louder, gradually transitioning from a low laugh to a loud laugh, laughing wildly, and in the end, she almost burst into tears.

I laughed so hard that I covered my sore stomach and rolled around for a while, took several deep breaths, and then slowly stopped laughing, stretched my body and lay down on the seat, and raised my eyelids to look at this beast.

Zhao Juntong didn't even look at me, he turned the key and started the car again.

It seems that the purpose of gaining sympathy has been perfectly achieved, and this animal brand body armor is quite good.

It's just that I really didn't expect that this evil animal could say such a sentence unexpectedly. Could it be a windfall of my superb acting skills?

He was so magnanimously accommodating that I laughed so hard that my nerves were excited and my stomach was about to cramp.

I made the seat back to its original shape, straightened my clothes, pulled the seat belt back and fastened it again, took out two pieces of chocolate from my pocket, tore off the package, stuffed one into my mouth, and fed the other to the car while driving. in Zhao Juntong's mouth.

Zhao Juntong glanced at me, then turned back and continued driving.

"Don't worry," I put my hands in my pockets with a smile, raised my legs and looked leisurely at the scene that was constantly receding in front of me, "the dose of the tranquilizer is not large, you won't die if you take it."

Hey hey hey.

I ate you to death, you bastard, who will deal with the pervert when I come back?

Note: Dissociative disorder is a relatively unfamiliar mental illness, including dissociative amnesia, dissociative wandering disorder, multiple personality disorders, and loss of sense of self.