The life of a vegetative cup

"I was wrong, I was really wrong," Du Yunan murmured weakly with his hands on his forehead, "I shouldn't have woken you up today, no, I shouldn't have given you the ticket to let you show up Before my eyes..."

I leaned against his desk and stood leisurely, took out a ballpoint pen from the pen holder, leaned over and tapped on the desktop in front of Du Yunan, reminding him to look me squarely.

Seeing him looking up with his numb eyes, I patiently persuaded him: "Young people always deny themselves when they encounter some setbacks. Invincible, a powerful momentum to overcome all difficulties and obstacles."

I straightened up, turned the pen in my hand and raised my chin: "What's more, you didn't do anything wrong today."

"That's right!" Du Yunan raised his head and stared at me, grabbed the ball pen that was spinning in my hand and threw it out, gritted his teeth and jumped out one by one, "Who put my pen?" The tourists are gone! The whole exhibition is ruined! You know how much I lost because of you today!"

"It's not right for you to say that," I raised my eyebrows and looked at Du Yunan, "I just saw that she appreciates my paintings well, so I kindly explained to her the scientific principles of my creation and what I wanted to express. Emotional appeal, she opened her mouth without appreciation and attacked me personally, can this be my fault?"

Du Yunan's face turned blue: "I don't blame you? There are so many people in the venue! Why did she attack you personally! Writer Jane also explained to me, an ignorant citizen?"

I looked at him and said, "You want to know?"

Du Yunan looked at me with a cold face and said nothing.

I hooked my fingers at him, motioning him to come forward.

Du Yunan stared at me warily and remained motionless.

If the enemy doesn't move, then I can only move. In fact, I am still very kind.

"She suspects me..." Under Du Yunan's icy gaze, I propped my hands on the table, threatening the cold-blooded animal from top to bottom, and with a serious expression of telling him something absolutely confidential, I carefully put my voice on the table. The lightest, "Seduce her husband."

"..."

Seeing Du Yunan whose chest was rising and falling, and his hands on the table were already clenched into fists and trembling faintly, I closed my eyes in pain, covered my chest with one hand and took three steps back as if injured, and pointed with the other. He cried out sadly: "You really don't believe me!"

"Jane! Ming! Xi!"

Seeing that Du Yunan was almost grinding his teeth to powder, I had no choice but to hug myself in pain and make a beautiful circle and turned around, facing the calm man who had been sitting quietly on the opposite sofa drinking coffee and reading magazines He rushed over, threw himself on his knees, hugged him and cried, "You beast! You have to make the decision for me!"

Zhao Juntong calmly turned over a page of the magazine, without raising his head, he stretched out his hand and rubbed the top of my head soothingly.

I rubbed his palm against his habitual conditioned reflex, and when I realized it, I slapped open his paws that were still on my head.

After taking a look at this evil animal, I stood up gracefully, brushed off the non-existent dust on my clothes, and then looked at Du Yunan whose muscles on his face were about to cramp.

"Look, the witnesses are here. I really didn't do anything at the time."

"Didn't do it? Didn't do it, so who beat the woman?"

I covered my eyes with my hands and said sadly: "You are simply insulting your friend and me. After all, we are also one of the gentlemen. How can we do such shameless things as beating women?"

Du Yunan sneered and said, "You didn't hit me? Could it be that she fell down and twisted her foot?"

I sighed a long time: "It's not that she didn't stand still." I stretched my fingers at him and said, "It's a full ten centimeters, and the small stiletto heels, I had a hunch when I saw these shoes. She must wrestle today!"

"...This matter really has nothing to do with you?"

"Absolutely not!" I pointed three fingers to the sky with one hand, and touched my chest with the other, "I swear by Si Da Lin's personality!"

"..."

"Furthermore, let's talk about your correct decision today. Calling me here is actually very beneficial to you," I solemnly grabbed Zhao Juntong's collar, pointed at him and said solemnly to Du Yunan: " This guy is rich, and he has promised to buy all the pictures I draw."

After hearing this, Zhao Juntong paused while flipping through the magazine, and finally raised his head to look at me.

I completely pretended not to notice his gaze, and continued to Du Yunan, who was slightly hesitant, without changing his face and heartbeat: "And he will also kindly sponsor all the expenses for our next exhibition."

Du Yunan looked at Zhao Juntong and frowned: "This gentleman..."

Zhao Juntong pulled away my hand that was pinching his neck and stood up, saying calmly, "Zhao Juntong."

"Mr. Zhao," Du Yunan immediately changed his words, stood up, and said sincerely, "Ah Xi is really sorry for what you and your girlfriend did, he just likes to play, and I will teach him a lesson when I come back. "

"No, it's Bai Chang's fault." Zhao Juntong glanced at Du Yunan indifferently, paused, and then said to me, "Can I go?"

After performing for a long time, my throat was already dry, so I picked up the coffee that Zhao Juntong hadn't touched and drank it, and waved to him: "You go, I didn't stop you, just remember to transfer the money to my account later. "

Zhao Juntong stood there without speaking, just looking at me.

I took two sips of coffee and found that there was no movement in the room, and then I looked up at this evil beast.

Zhao Juntong said calmly, "I'll treat you to dinner."

I blinked.

Zhao Juntong said lightly again: "I'll drive you back after dinner."

I raised my chin and smiled coldly at him: "What is your master? You can flatter me with a meal and a car? In your eyes, master is so fucking cheap? Do you know that some things are not Can it be measured by money? In this world, if you have money, you can get whatever you want, do you know, do you know! "

Zhao Juntong bent down and picked up the windbreaker I put on the sofa and handed it to me: "I will pay double the price for those paintings."

I happily took the windbreaker, put down my coffee and began to put on my sleeves: "Where to eat? I asked, and the seafood restaurant in the east of the city is said to be very good. Why don't you come to Hunan cuisine? I haven't eaten Hunan cuisine for a long time. If I can't do it, the barbecue will do." , or sushi? It’s all raw. I don’t know if my fragile little appetite can bear it, but fortunately, there are ramen noodles to warm..."

Du Yunan: "Ah Xi..."

I buttoned up my windbreaker and looked at Du Yunan, who was constipated again: "Don't worry, I haven't eaten at noon, I will definitely give him enough to eat today, and you have to stay up for two hours, etc., I will pack it for you." return."

Du Yunan: "..."

"Let's go." Zhao Juntong put on his coat and didn't button it in the cold weather, he put his arm around my waist and dragged me out.

I was in the final struggle with the belt of the windbreaker at this time, and I couldn't walk smoothly with his arms around me: "Slow down, why are you in a hurry."

Du Yunan: "...Axi..."

"Hey, Hani, just wait, don't worry, I will bring you back whatever you eat later." I walked out of the room with Zhao Juntong as I spoke, and just as I was about to wave goodbye to Du Yunan, the door was locked It closed with a bang.

I raised my hand and paused, then turned to look at Zhao Juntong who had just withdrawn his hand from the doorknob.

Zhao Juntong didn't even look at me, he grabbed my wrist with one paw and dragged it out.

This bastard is so strong that my teeth are almost popping out.

Just wait and see, I will eat you to death in a while, eat you to death, eat you to death!