The life of a vegetative cup

The wind and rain send spring back, and the snow welcomes spring.It is already a cliff of hundreds of feet of ice, and there are still beautiful flowers and branches.Beauty does not compete for spring, but only reports spring.When the mountain flowers are in full bloom, she laughs in the bushes~

The sky is clear, the spring flowers are blooming, the beauty in white clothes, blonde hair and blue eyes, looking back with a smile~

Hey Hey.

Hey Hey Hey.

It’s been more than a year since I’ve held my corpse, and now I’m finally able to survive the sea of ​​suffering. I, who can see the light of day, naturally won’t let down such a good time. It’s common sense to look at things and think about things, and to shake my head and read a poem in my heart.

In fact, I have no interest in foreign girls.

real!Do not lie to you!

After the nurse sister in the garden outside walked out of sight, I also looked away reluctantly, feeling very sorry in my heart.

Mother, those breasts are really big, and I don't know how many salt water bags are stuffed.

Then I looked up at the white shirt and black trousers in the reflection of the floor-to-ceiling windows, who was talking to a tall man in a white robe who kept singing birds. If not for the limited conditions, I really wished I could look up to the sky and sigh for nine days.

I can guarantee with my character that my line of sight just now has been carefully controlled to the nanometer level, even if this evil animal is equipped with a radar, it is absolutely impossible for him to detect a single bit of it.

But because this creature has a strong sense of presence and oppressive aura around me, I can only do the eye addiction carefully and cautiously, so I can sporadically see the grand occasion of depression and bitterness in my heart at this time.

Besides, you bastard in white robe, don't think that I really can't understand what you are saying!

Lao Tzu's hearing was forced to undergo a blood test in Zhao Nieshu's hellish concentration camp.

The following is the popularization of knowledge about the current physical condition of my vegetative person:

Brain cell necrosis cannot be regenerated, intact cell tissue compensation, motor nerve conduction impairment, intellectual memory impairment, language communication loss, psychological consciousness must be rebuilt...

There are many concepts in it that the old quack doctor in China once said, but unfortunately I remembered them.

So, after the appraisal of the authoritative white-robed old bastard, my current situation can basically be summarized as the brain is like an idiot child, the body is like a paraplegic, mentally handicapped and handicapped coexist, mentally and physically urgently need to be dredged and treated, a vegetative miracle of waking up!

Chi you mother handicap! !

I really thought you could hide it from your blind beep beep arrangements?

Then I can understand "threeyearsold" in elementary school!

I just turned a blind eye to your ramblings when I was doing the test. You bastard really knows how to put shit on me!

You said you need to say a few less professional words so that you can't understand, your foreign language is not your mother tongue, you think you are really Jian Mingxi!

And you bastard!You really believe what he says!Can you challenge Lao Tzu's acting skills?This makes me feel very unfulfilling.

I squinted my eyes and looked at the tall man behind me with locked brows and pursed lips, with a calm demeanor, and my heart felt sour.

Evil animal!Do you want to be beaten by all the men in the world when you grow up like this?

If I don't roll up my sleeves and give you a face beyond recognition, I'll be sorry for my self-confidence as a man to pick up girls!

I don't know if my appearance is what a normal person should have!

Ah, I was wrong, it should be the previous appearance.

I turned my eyes back to look at my own shadow, shook my head up and down, and couldn't help but bend the corners of my mouth.

Well, the facial muscles need to be trained, but he still showed a faint smile.

Don't look at the fact that there are several bandages wrapped around his head, like a mummified corpse, but with his gentle smile, hey, this thick book breath is rushing towards you, refreshing your heart and lungs, It's okay to be a university teacher to cheat high-quality female students!

Which woman doesn't like gentleness?Which woman doesn't like the big brother next door?This is really the ultimate weapon to instantly kill all female creatures~

Who in the world dares to compete with me! !

Hahahaha...

When I am free, I must find a beautiful girl to have an unforgettable love.

well?I just found out that Jian Minxi is still a paper?

I got closer to the glass and just took a closer look at the bunch of curly hair exposed outside the bandage, but I was stunned by a figure caught in the corner of my eye, and I didn't pay attention to the size.

I only heard a crisp sound of "bang", and I knocked on the glass window.

It's only my fault that I couldn't remember the shell for a while, and it's hard for me to sit, and the backbone of the back is still in a state of strike and work stoppage, and it doesn't depend on my will at all. Falling down, now Lao Tzu's tears are so painful that they burst out immediately.

"Mingxi?"

Holding the wheelchair behind him all the time, Zhao Nieshu, who was being taught by Lao Wangba, immediately came over to help me up. When he saw my expression, he was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and sighed.

"It hurts? It's okay, don't cry."

This beast first wiped the water from my eyes with his sleeve, then gently rubbed my forehead, then turned to look out the window and smiled: "What did you see? So happy?"

You beast, which eye of yours is happy to see Lao Tzu?

"Well, flowers are quite beautiful. If you like them, I'll show you more beautiful flowers." I sniffled and listened to him planning his future romance here. Zhao Niehu rubbed my head again and continued. Wipe my tears and rub my head, the voice is extremely gentle.

"It's okay, it's okay, rubbing it doesn't hurt anymore, look, the pain is gone, gone, huh?"

…………

……

...Cooperating with you, the old man really treated me like a child...

However, I squinted my eyes, confirmed, aimed, and moved in one go, and raised my paw, ah no, my hand, and grabbed his sleeve.

Oye, it worked.

Do you think I am easy? This kind of accuracy and sensitivity is the result of how much time I have trained with such strong perseverance...

Although it was only raised by ten centimeters, it was also the time for us to have excellent insight and pay attention to pinching the beast and laying down its claws, wasn't it?

Zhao Niehu let me pinch his wrist, pinched my face with the other hand, and said with a smile: "What's the matter?"

Being treated like this, I will never show weakness. I raised my head and looked at Zhao Niehu with dull and blank eyes, and said a meaningless "ah..." in my mouth.

At the same time, Lao Tzu is determined not to let go of the platinum watch on the opponent's wrist!

Shit, there are drills on it!This is worth the old money!

You said that if I run away later, it doesn't matter if it is red or green, can I be short of tickets?

Not to mention the future medical expenses of this waste wood shell!

I still want to live to be eighty!

Encouraged by my pure eyes, Zhao Niehu finally turned his head and looked at his watch, then at me.

I also shifted my purer eyes to the watch, and said "Ah..." again.

I just practiced in front of the mirror, and this look is absolutely fine.

So bright~so shiny~

I said evil animal, you understand, right?understand?

Don't live up to Lao Tzu's expectations of your IQ.

Zhao Niehu raised the paw that I was holding: "Like this?"

certainly! ! !

But I can't point at this end, so I had no choice but to continue to adjust the point of sight according to the movement of this beast, and moved my eyes upwards.

Zhao Niehu paused, and said again: "Mingxi, do you want this?"

Isn't this nonsense!Didn't I make it obvious?Do you know that if you cross the boundary, then this father is no longer an idiot!

Zhao Niehu was silent for a while, and then gently stroked my cheek.

"Mingxi, call me by my name."

"After calling your name, I'll give you this."

……

He's sunny!You, surnamed Zhao, are obviously bullying the mentally retarded!I don't know if I can't communicate with you too much now!

I really want to give this bastard a bad look!

But who are we!That is a high-level talent who has been tempered by the exam-taking system for many years!

So I made a decision based on my own willpower, and continued to look at Zhao Niehu in a daze, "Ahhh" twice, then lowered my head, and tugged at his watch strap with my weak fingers .

Of course, before I lowered my head, I didn't miss the gloom that flashed across the dark and steady eyes of this evil beast.

After a while of silence, Zhao Niehu raised his other hand to help me untie the watch strap, then grabbed my hand and buckled the watch on my wrist, smiling faintly.

"This one is old, I'll buy you a new one later."

I stared blankly at the watch that was several laps larger than the wrist of the case.

The wrist moved to the left, and the diamond-encrusted dial moved to the left, and then to the right, and the dial clicked to the right.

"Okay, Mingxi." Zhao Niehu rubbed the top of my head and said flatly, "Stop playing, let's go back."

I raised my head and looked at Zhao Niehu who was expressionless. After a moment of silence, I stretched my arms towards him.

...Well, after a long time of effort, it is still ten centimeters...

Zhao Niehu was startled, then pursed his lips lightly, bent down to hold my armpit, and with another effort, he hugged me.

Holding my armpits with both hands, he raised Zhao Niehu, who was in my arms, and adjusted his position for me. He said a few words to that old bastard, and when he turned to talk to me again, finally there was something in his voice. smile.

"Mingxi, this is the last time. Next time I have to practice walking by myself. Don't you know that I'm very tired? Besides, so many people are watching, don't you feel ashamed?"

Anyway, I'm mentally retarded, I can't understand your language right now, and even if I lose face, it's Jian Mingxi's face.

Therefore, I leaned on Zhao Nieshu's body like a boneless animal without any scruples, and was carried away by him, with my chin resting leisurely on his shoulder, slamming the watch on my wrist.

I squinted my eyes and looked at the shadow reflected on the dial of the watch due to the reflection of sunlight, the shadow standing at the far corner and watching here quietly.

——Ji Tao.

I tickled the corners of my mouth.

Sinister, what the dead hero said is right, if it is for freedom, then even the family and life can be thrown away.

Don't blame me for plotting against you now.

At least I promise that before I leave, "Jian Mingxi" will only rely on you.