The life of a vegetative cup

"Mingxi, drink some water."

I tightly shut my mouth, tenaciously resisting the harsh harassment of this lunatic, completely ignoring any of his coaxing, only Yu Lingtai was clear and detached.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, walking deep Prajna Paramita for a long time, sees that all five aggregates are empty, and overcomes all hardships...

You crazy!Even if you die, don't let me cooperate with you!

The cup against my lips was still slowly tilting, and the water flowed down the corners of my lips and under my chin without any surprise, even a large area of ​​my neck and skirt were wet.

Well, the water finally stopped.

The T-shirt on my upper body was almost completely wet.

The man was silent for a long time, I almost heard the creaking of his knuckles holding the cup.

The cups in Zhao Nieshu's house are indeed of high quality and durable.

Wait, you evil animal, I will definitely praise you later.

If I don’t praise you to the point of killing you, it will be a waste. I turned into a vegetative state, and you left me here with a lunatic for so long!

It can be seen from this point that the lunatic I am currently relying on is compared with Zhao Niehu's forbearance skills, and it is obvious that the patience is not good.

Look, it wasn't him who took several breaths to forcefully suppress his emotions, and then coaxed him seemingly gently: "Hey, Mingxi, be obedient, you will be thirsty, swallow the water."

The water came again, slanted again, and flowed down again...

"..."

I won't fucking eat your set!

With the clear sound of glass shattering, the next moment, I was thrown back on the bed, and at the same time, I felt that the mattress I was lying on was kicked hard, and it was instantly crooked. big piece.

"Jian Mingxi! Don't fucking play dead here! Zhao Juntong said you can hear me!"

I can hear you, but that doesn't mean I want to respond to your grandson!

You better fuck it while I can bear you now, why don't you stay cool for me!

Unexpectedly, before I finished cursing, I was picked up vigorously by the collar, and at the same time, my teeth collided fiercely with another row of hard teeth.

I wipe! !The tooth is about to fall out! !

Feeling the water flowing down the gap between the teeth forced open by the other party's tongue, Lao Tzu's heart suddenly burst into anger, filling Kyushu with anger!

Don't think that this will make Laozi succumb!

Lao Tzu is a descendant of the dragon and an orthodox descendant of China!

Inheriting the great and fearless excellent lineage of the Chinese nation, and the indomitable and proud backbone! !

A cough!

Oye~

It is truly earth-shattering, shining brightly on the sun and moon, magnificent mountains and rivers, unprecedented and unprecedented! !

Then there was silence.

The door was kicked open from the outside in an instant, and I was paralyzed on the bed convulsively, when I heard Wei Bin growl: "Ji! What the hell are you doing!!"

"Can you control it!"

"Hold!"

"Wei Bin!" A female voice appeared, "Brother Ji, you are not worthy of being with Wei Bin."

"Chang Chang! Where are you from!"

Bai Chang sneered and said, "It's all over the place, but it's not his Jian Mingxi's!"

"..."

After a while of silence, the sound of a person coming over was heard softly, followed by my body being gently turned around by a pair of hands, leaning on my head and patting my back, and the water stains on the corners of my lips were also covered by the other party's Wipe gently with fingers.

"Jun Tong!" Bai Chang seemed to be angry.

Very good, bastard!I thought you really died in some grave!

It turns out that you can still dig it out of the soil! !

I work hard, work hard, continue to work hard, work very hard, use all my strength to keep working hard... move your fingers! !

So, I succeeded!

Evidence [-], Zhao Niehu stopped moving his hands.

Evidence [-], I scratched the bed sheet. (Nails are too long and forgot to be "cut".)

Evidence three, Crazy Ji's non-stop breathing became louder.

I can't kill you emphysema! !

"Wei Bin, water."

"Ah, ah, good." Not a moment after hearing the sound of water, my lips were pressed against the rim of the glass again.

I followed the goodness and swallowed slowly one mouthful at a time.

I am thirsty to death.

Zhao Niehu leaned me on his shoulder, and slowly rubbed my hair with the hand that was not holding the cup.

You are so fucking gentle, you bastard, if it wasn't for getting rid of that lunatic, I really want to slap you.

Sure enough, Ji's emphysema broke out, and he squeezed words word by word between his teeth: "Zhao! Jun! Same!"

"Mingxi will take care of me from now on." Zhao Niehu took the cup away from my mouth and paused again, "Ji Tao, you go back."

"Yeah, Brother Ji, you'd better go back, Qi..."

"Go back?" Ji Tao laughed as if he heard a big joke, "Zhao Juntong! What the hell are you dreaming of!"

"Listen to me, you bastard! Jian Ming hopes that he is mine! No matter how delusional you are, it's useless!"

At this time, I felt that Zhao Nieshu froze for a moment, but I was pulled up by someone's arm unceremoniously.

Zhao Niehu seemed to want to pull it, but he didn't.

Immediately afterwards, I bumped into another chest, and the root of my neck was constantly being groped: "He was my man 800 years ago! Even if he died, he would still be my ghost!"

Shake it!What are you trying to do!You emphysema, get your dirty hands off of me! !

But the next moment, the claws that made Lao Tzu angry suddenly stopped.

"No... gone..." Ji Tao murmured twice, groped back and forth again, and then roared, "Zhao Juntong! Where's the ring! Where's Mingxi's ring! Where did you hide it!"

Zhao Niehu didn't speak.

I was thrown on the bed again, and before I could catch my breath, it seemed that Zhao Niehu had left the bed in an equivalent exchange, and I was probably caught by someone: "Zhao! Do you think you took the ring?" Yours? Ha! You bastard is so fucking naive! Give it back! Give me back the ring!"

"Hey! Ji Tao! You fucking let go!"

There was a dispute, and after a long time, I heard Zhao Niehu finally open his mouth.

"I didn't take it."

"..."

"When I found Ming Xi, he didn't bring it with him."

"Nonsense! Who the hell are you lying to! Do you think I will believe this nonsense?"

"..."

"Fuck! Believe it or not, it's up to us!" Wei Bin was obviously very angry, "Why don't you think about what fucking shit you did yourself, and dare to bite us back!"

"I don't need you to tell me what I've done! You people just show off to anyone just because you have a lot of money! What kind of things are you! What qualifications do you have to control me!"

"You're already engaged." Zhao Niehu paused for a while, then said in a calm tone, "What qualifications do you have to manage Mingxi?"

Ji Tao suddenly fell silent for a long time.

Zhao Niehu, as expected, you are the best at pinching people's weaknesses.

One sentence hits the nail on the head.

Immediately afterwards, I suddenly felt my bed being kicked again, and I heard this lunatic shout: "Jian Mingxi, you are an idiot! You can't use your brain! Why can't you use your brain!!"

At the beginning, his words were filled with great anger, but as the bed kept being kicked, his voice became more and more low in the end, and finally became a little hoarse.

"Why do you believe it? I said you don't believe the others! Why do you believe this!"

"You...you want to leave me so much..."

"You would rather steal public funds than leave me..."

"Jian Mingxi...why are you so determined..."

"Mingxi...how can you...how can you..."

Why can't Jian Mingxi, your grandson is too handsome, should the whole world take care of you?

nerve!

But when I was extremely disdainful of Madman Ji's self-aggrandizement in my heart, I felt that I was pulled up extremely roughly again, hugged in my arms and walked out quickly without hesitation.

I was so frightened that I heard Zhao Niehu say in a deep voice: "Ji Tao, stop."

Crazy Ji ignored him and took me directly to continue walking outside.

"Ji, put down Jian Mingxi!" Ji Tao paused this time, as if he was stopped by Wei Bin, but even though he was stopped, he still continued to walk out stubbornly.

"You can't take him away," Zhao Nieshu who followed behind said in a deeper voice, "Ji Tao, put Ming Xi down."

It seemed that he found that he couldn't move, so he heard Ji Tao sneer loudly: "Zhao Juntong, are you so interesting? What can you do if you are detained? All he is thinking about is me. If you want to I can only rely on me to make him recover! Can you do it! Can you really do it!"

"..."

No, no, no, this is absolutely wrong, you must not believe Zhao Niehu, Lao Tzu's ability to change is definitely the result of Lao Tzu's unremitting self-improvement and hard work.

I have a big feud with this lunatic, and the possibility of good communication is definitely beyond 6σ! .

"Zhao Juntong! It's all because of you! It's all because of you messing with us that we are what we are now! Don't you just have money! You really think you can do whatever you want when you're rich?" Ji Tao mocked: " If it weren't for you, Jian Minxi and I would have lived happily ever after! You still have the face to stand in front of us now?"

"..."

You fucking crazy!If you want to live with the dead for the rest of your life, hurry up and buy yourself a grave!

I have nothing to do with you at all!

You grandson, put Lao Tzu down quickly!

"Jun Tong?" Hello!Grandson Wei, why are you speaking so weakly!

Ah Xi, Zhao Niehu, why are you silent! !You speak ah ah ah! !

Ji Tao sneered, picked up his steps, turned around and went down the stairs.

"Brother Ji! Brother Ji!"

At this time, Miss Bai was the only one who chased me out. She suddenly grabbed Ji Tao's arm holding me, and said loudly, "Brother Ji! Don't go so fast! Sister Qixuan..."

Girl, I'm really touched by how you care so much about your friend's love.

But... Miss Bai, isn't the range of your movements a little too big?

"smooth……"

Crazy Ji obviously wasn't on guard against her at this time, and the one who was pulled by Bai Chang even relaxed for a moment.

And the next moment, Lao Tzu broke away from his hand and performed a free fall for a few microseconds.

then……

"Mingxi!"

"Jian Mingxi!"

"Mingxi!"

The world was spinning, and I heard the exclamations of different people in my ears. At this moment, Lao Tzu's mood was calm and indifferent, his mind was clear, and he had completely reached the state of forgetting both things and me.

I have to write the word "service" myself!

Sure enough, I am a Buddha.

When I stopped again, my whole body was in pain like a frame falling apart, and there was almost no part of my nerves that did not have a strong democratic protest against the inhumane treatment I had just suffered.

nonsense!Try rolling down the 20-storey stairs to see if it hurts!

Especially the back of the head!

wipe!I hit the fucking table leg! !

It hurts me to death...

……and many more!

These four black, brown, black and brown... long and square...

Is... a table leg?

I got stuck right away.

The extraordinary wisdom just now disappeared in an instant. I could only open my eyes wide and stare blankly at the table legs in front of me.

It's a table leg... that's right...

Table legs! ! !

"Mingxi!" The body was turned over all of a sudden, "Did you..."

Ji Tao's panicked and fearful tone froze in an instant, staring at me affectionately with big and small eyes.

"Jian Mingxi..."

Wei Bin and Bai Chang who ran over were also dumbfounded.

I turned my head stiffly, and it was extremely difficult to move my neck like a rusty screw.

But still let me see it.

I saw the man standing at the stairs, half of his face was hidden in the backlight, and he couldn't see his expression clearly.

There is no one to speak here, only him.

"Mingxi! You're awake! Haha! You're awake! Can you see me! Can you see me!"

"Jian Mingxi! You...you actually!"

I didn't care about these people who were shouting non-stop in front of my eyes. I just took a deep breath and tried my best to raise my hand towards the person at the stairs.

The surrounding voices became quiet in an instant.

My hand was trembling all the time, as if it had been electrified, it slowly lifted up at an almost imperceptible speed, and the height from the ground was pitifully small.

My eyes were fixed on that person too.

I don't give up, I never give up!

After a while, when I was so tired that my forehead started to break out in cold sweat, the man took a step.

He also walked very slowly, as if to confirm something, with the illusion of being cautious.

"Ming...xi?"

I can confirm it just by hearing the voice.

It really is a beast.

I anxiously waited until Zhao Niehu came over and knelt down, and I rushed forward immediately, for fear that he would run away again.

Although my fingers were still extremely inflexible, I still grabbed the legs of the black suit pants of this evil beast.

"Mingxi..." Zhao Niehu called out with his throat trembling, his voice was almost unrecognizably hoarse, he stroked my forehead hair with his fingers, snatched me away from Ji Tao who was stunned, and hugged me in his arms , tightly and tightly, "Mingxi..."

I was strangled by him and raised my head slightly. Looking at the chandelier on the roof, I was so happy that I couldn't help but want to laugh out loud.

The muscles on the face are a little hard, and I don't know if it is successful or not.

Hey.

Hey hey hey.

Hey, hey, hey hey hey.

I can't let him go!

I still have the ID card and passport of this broken man! !

Ok……

I narrowed my eyes.

This escape requires long-term planning in order to avoid future troubles!

Never have the chance to let these grandchildren find me again! !