Old Liu

Let's say that Lei Fang was content and Hei Tian woke up and habitually looked at his phone. It was past nine o'clock.Ah, it's so late, I have to go to work.I guess I have to be scolded again, I can't help but see my father's stinky face, thinking of the old man's thoughts, I just feel my ears go numb.Thinking of the old man, Lei Fang smiled contentedly and turned over, trying to catch him off guard.Unexpectedly, what was hugged in his arms was just a soft quilt.What about the old man?I was made like that by myself last night, and I am really like a kid who has never eaten meat, only caring about enjoying himself... But, the taste of that old man is really good.He smacked his mouth, thinking about whether to eat breakfast first or the old man first, his eyes gleamed from the thought.

Lei Fang was naked, and went to the living room to look for the old man.He even looked forward to it, and the poor old man who was crying by himself was wearing an apron and making himself breakfast at this time.I hugged him from behind and kissed his neck... Lei Fang thought, then became impulsive again, he ground his teeth, it's better to eat the old man first.

He rushed eagerly into the living room, and there was no sign of the old man.Hmm, maybe in the bathroom.The bathroom was clean, and the ridiculous beach clothes that were thrown on the floor yesterday were gone.

The old guy is gone!

Lei Fang was so angry that his seven orifices were filled with smoke, and all the sweet words in his stomach, such as "dating with me" and "I like you", were torn to pieces.Obviously you seduced me first, didn't you?Why did I leave after using it?

"How dare you run away, catch me, I'll fuck you!"

Old Liu lives in City C, a small city, and thinks happily of a flea every day.

There are countless happy fleas all over the world. Their daily mission is to get a little money, do a lot of things, get scolded and stared at a lot, but they are happy every day.

Liu Flea is in charge of delivering food to Conner (Sao Bao's name, haha), riding a broken lady's motorcycle, and delivering food to those lazy girls' dormitories in S University.Going out of the store to get the supercilious looks from the building management aunt, and coming back to the store to get the supercilious looks from the proprietress.

The proprietress is about two hundred pounds, with two eyes on her face standing fiercely all day long, and she is tightly wrapped in a black lace skirt all day long. When Lao Liu sees her, it is like seeing a black widow. He hides when he can, the black widow Then he pestered Lao Liu endlessly.There is a hidden secret history in it, please listen to Comrade Liu's self-narration below:

The two or three things I have to say between the black widow and I, a long time ago, there lived a black queen of two hundred pounds in the forest. The time in the forest was very lonely, and a man named Liu suddenly appeared, As a result, the sky thunder stirred the fire on the ground, and the man surnamed Liu finally stretched out his claws.He seduced the younger brother of the Black Queen...

In short, that’s how it is (wait, why hasn’t it happened yet?) Lao Liu is immersed in her razor-like voice every day, being run on, ridiculed, and insulted over and over again, but she can’t change jobs, because he He owed too much money to the Black Widow, and basically sold him and paid for Liu Daiyu from his family.

It was the rainy weather at this time, and the road was wet and difficult to walk.This day, Lao Liu brought dozens of takeaways, and he couldn't walk in a straight line at all. He basically took the route after he was drunk.When I went back, the black widow started scolding, "Damn perverted homosexuality, not to mention killing my brother, but also dragging me to death. If he didn't entrust me to take care of you at the end of his life, who would take in a waste? The beggars on the street are better than you Useful, send a takeaway to the present. The phone calls from the students urging me to eat are all ringing, which dormitory will order my meal next time, hurry up, hurry up, and don't appear in front of me again."

So, on the second day after returning from the tour, Lao Liu lost his job.

The father and daughter are willing to buy instant noodles at home, and the house is full of tides... The cotton padded clothes I bought for my daughter last year were confiscated, moldy, and bought at a discount cost more than 200, Lao Liu was heartbroken.

A Dai looked at her father's forbearable annoyance, and said, "How about I go beg my aunt again?"

Old Liu patted the child's head. The little girl was happy all day long, and she suffered so much with her. If she had known this, she would have been fine. But without her, how lonely and ridiculous it would be to live.Lao Liu said: "Forget it, it's not easy for her. She has raised us father and daughter for so many years. I will go out tomorrow to find something to do, and I will always find it." He was comforting his daughter, but he was also comforting himself: a thirty-something A man with no education, no skills, poor looks, and no strength, what can he do?

The little girl threw down the instant noodle bowl proudly: "I'll go out with you tomorrow, whoever wants you, I'll beat them to death."

Lao Liu said with a smile that his daughter was stupid, and he was very worried: This child has been following him since he was a child, and has been trying to protect himself. He hit someone again.

Such a staunch temper is mainly due to the lack of female concern. She should find a mother for her, and at least learn how to be a girl.

Lao Liu, who had just been laid off, began to think about finding a wife again.So, the vitality of fleas is tenacious.