Old Liu

When Lao Liu woke up, he was like a general ooxx, with a splitting headache, limp limbs, and severe pain in the back.Pushing away the guy who is sticking to me like an octopus, what is going on in this huge and luxurious European-style room?What about the huge curtains, the exquisite carpets, the gorgeous wallpapers, the murals on the walls, and the luxurious sofas?These are all things that Lao Liu had dreamed about, and he couldn't help but suspect that he was dreaming again.

Leaving the warm body temperature, Lei Fang felt a little cold, and grumbled and complained.Lao Liu only felt his scalp tingling, so he leaned over to take a look, and found that it was the bartender he hooked up with last night.Damn it, the beast in heat, made himself faint.

Did he get himself into a hotel?

Could it be that this is the bartender who negotiated with the hotel to entrap people, and when he wakes up, the huge hotel bill will fall on his own head?

Mr. Liu looked at the gorgeous carpet, the kingsize bed, and the arty imitation oil paintings on the wall.Ah, no, Lao Liu, I am just an ordinary poor worker, and I still have an oil bottle to support.

So our proletarian old Liu, thinking more and more afraid, found his clothes decisively. The clothes were dirty, smelly, and full of sexual smell, and they were so crumpled that no one could wear them.Lao Liu didn't care about it, he put it on repeatedly, for fear that the MB would wake up.It took me a long time to find the door, my dear, this door is made so secret, it's just for trapping guests.Fortunately, I woke up early, that thing was still fast asleep.

Lao Liu got off the elevator all the way, and took a taxi straight to the train station regardless of the strange eyes of the people.Today is the last day off, if you don't go back, you will be scolded by the old woman again.While waiting for the train, Lao Liu took money out of his beach shorts pocket to buy a bracelet for the little girl at home.He offered a price of one hundred, but he insisted on paying back fifteen.Because he stopped at the door of the store, the boss couldn't do business at all, and almost no one dared to approach him, and he couldn't stand the smell.

Pushing and shoving onto the train, it was another stuffy car.Open the window, and those who are disgraced will not be able to stand the painful wind. If you don't open the window, it will be a steamer.

Lao Liu struggled for half an hour, and finally found his own seat, which happened to be three seats in a row. When the two people next to him saw him, they looked disgusted.

Old Liu had no choice but to stand up and go into the aisle.Just in time, some wind blows in the gap between the carriages, which makes people feel comfortable.Old Liu sat on the ground, waving his big cattail fan and humming a little tune.The flight attendant came over every time to have fun.

After Lao Liu got off the train, he saw an acquaintance who drove a motorcycle and grabbed him to send him back. The man drove and said, "Brother, with your body smell, it feels like you have been to X City for three days and haven't seen water."

Lao Liu touched his bald head with a smile, and said that your family shaved your bird hair again?

The bald-headed wife Xu Xiaoming is good at everything, but she is too jealous and suspicious. When she gets excited, she shaves off all the bald-headed hair, armpit hair, and lower body hair.But the sweet stickiness of the two of them is not to mention how disgusting, the angry old bachelor Lao Liu screamed.

The bald head left Lao Liu at the door of the house, and went home for lunch.

Lao Liu climbed up to the seventh floor along the gray, old and out-of-shape corridor. As soon as he knocked on the door, a colorful girl popped out of the room, dressed exactly like her father.She put her arms around Old Liu and kissed a few times, retching beside her with a "pee pee pee".

Old Liu turned pale with shock: "A Dai, do you have it?"

Liu Daiyu pointed at him: "You...you're looking for a man! You're looking for a man, and you came back to see your daughter without cleaning up."

The two hugged each other and laughed like crazy.Old Liu took out the bracelet from his butt pocket, but the shells were all broken.

Adai couldn't stand her father: "Dad, you brought me such a thing when you went to X City?"