I only like you as a paper man

"Hey——" Although I didn't know that your attitude suddenly turned 180 degrees, but Dazai was not that kind, he deliberately dragged out the sound, "But——what if Chacha does something strange——"

"...Don't worry, Mr. Dazai, I'm a paper lover, and I'm not interested in real people at all."

"Paper sex?" Dazai became interested in this unheard-of vocabulary, and asked, "What is that?"

"...That is to say, I only like characters that appear in fantasy works such as manga, animation, or games, and I only want to fall in love with such virtual characters that do not exist." You explain.

"I testify." Oda interrupted, "What she said is true."

Neither of you mentioned the "actually this world is a derivative product of manga", presumably the current Dazai has done something terrible after knowing this, it's better not to tell him.

"Ah, this is really interesting. I didn't expect that this kind of vocabulary can be derived from another world..." Dazai rubbed his chin, thinking, "Well, although Miss Chacha is so relieved to invite me to live together, it's a pity , I cannot grant your request."

"Hey, well..." You lowered your head in disappointment and sighed.

To be honest, think about it carefully - you can't live with anyone, but you can't live with Osamu Dazai in this meeting, okay!If you are not careful, you will be ruined...in various senses!

"Then Mr. Oda..." You quickly cast staring eyes at the man next to you. You know, Sakunosuke Oda will never let him go. After all, you are an orphan even in a different world! ! !

...Correct me, it's not an orphan, it should be an orphan.

This person is an adult person.

"Yes." Odasaku put down the can of beer in his hand and said, "However, my house can't do it either... For the children, I remember there is a vacant room next door, so I should ask you."

Although I really want to complain, "Doesn't this sound like asking me to be a nanny!", but I really can't say this kind of thing, it would be nice to have a place to live.

As for why it's not his own house, but deliberately going to trouble the boss - this is because even Oda Saku doesn't want to be baptized by the fusangshen when he wears it backwards.

It turns out that your guess was correct.

The boss enthusiastically took you in, and Oda even took you to the second floor and gave a grand introduction to the children.Although before he left, he told the children not to disturb you and let you rest quietly in the next room, but shortly after he left, the children dragged you into their room, and you began to harass you about you.

For example what -

"Big sister, you are Mr. Oda's girlfriend, right?"

"Have you guys ever dated?"

"Have you ever kissed me before! You must have kissed me before!"

"Are you going to get married?"

At the beginning, you patiently explained to the children, "It's not that I didn't! I don't have that kind of relationship with Mr. Oda!"... But in the end, you couldn't bear it anymore, and you broke the jar and said to the children: "I said it all Oda-san is not my boyfriend anymore! My boyfriend is a kind Russian!!!”

As a result, after the children were silent for three seconds, they started again——

"I see! Your boyfriend must be treating you badly, so Mr. Oda wants to snatch you over!"

...Although, it is true that it is not good for you.

"Big sister, look at our Oda-san! How handsome he is! He's still a mafia!!! Come with our Oda-san!"

... My boyfriend is still a wanted criminal!

"Then have you ever kissed your boyfriend!?"

...You are silent, have you kissed or not?

By the time the children asked about it, it was already 10 o'clock in the middle of the night, and you managed to put them to sleep. After washing, you returned to your room next door.You should thank Oda, I took you to buy some clothes and daily necessities before bringing you here, and you feel guilty when you are grateful, the low-level employees of Hong Kong gangsters may not be so rich. To raise these children.

So you decided to give Oda double salary when you go back.

However, although.

Can you really go back?

You didn't sleep well.

It's not because you're in the world of a writer who doesn't know where you live, worrying about whether your life is in danger.

It's because you were woken up by Osamu Dazai in the middle of the night.

Yes, in the middle of the night.

When you opened your eyes and saw Dazai's bandaged face through the moonlight outside the window, you subconsciously hugged the quilt and shrunk to the corner between the bed and the wall. Just as you were about to scream, Dazai covered you mouthed.

He pressed his index finger against his lips, realizing that you were quiet: "If it's too loud, the boss and the children will be woken up."

"..." You nodded your head with difficulty, and when you found out that the man in front of you was indeed Osamu Dazai...you didn't know whether you should think "Oh, it's a good thing Mr. Dazai is not a bad person!" or "It's all over." When the ball is black, Osamu Dazai will lose my life!!".

"It's really defenseless." Dazai sat beside your bed and said in a voice that only the two of you could hear.

"... What nonsense are you talking about!" You still covered your chest tightly with the quilt, after all, you are wearing pajamas now, "I have locked the doors and windows, and only you, the king of locks, can quietly lock them." Sneak in without a sound! I have no grievances with other people in this world, and there will be no second person who will attack me except you!"

"Yes." Dazai smiled lightly, and answered you, "I heard from Oda Saku that there are no supernatural powers in Miss Chacha's world... In this way, the crime rate will be reduced a lot, right? It's great, you can sleep peacefully without any worries, but this is a 'different world' for Miss Chacha, it's a piece of advice, it's better to be more careful."

"But there are quite a few ordinary people in this world, right?" You thought for a while, and then said, "I heard Mr. Oda say that only a few people in this world have supernatural powers, and the supernatural powers themselves are rarely known. .”

"That's true. If you didn't meet me when you traveled here, and you didn't have anything to do with people like us who live in the dark world, maybe you don't have to worry about being attacked." Dazai said, "But it's a pity, We are the ones who have something to do with Miss Chacha."

Just getting involved in the relationship may be life-threatening.

The smiles of children appear in your mind, but those smiles are swallowed up by the flames in a second.

"What's the matter? Are you scared because you just realized these things now?" Seeing you suddenly staring there, with sadness in your eyes, Dazai said again, "...Hahaha, don't worry, those just were just a joke .”

You're just human anyway, and it's too much to scare and unsettle you just now.

—Of course, what he said is actually true.

You hesitate, wondering if you should tell Dazai what will happen in the future - his friend will die forever.

Of course you don't want Sakunosuke Oda to die, and you don't want those innocent children to go away.But in the setting of the plot, all of this is the only reason that gave Osamu Dazai the opportunity to leave the port of Mafia and let him "be a good person".If these traces of history were erased, wouldn't the Mr. Dazai she was familiar with no longer exist?

……what.

You suddenly thought of what you were doing on weekdays—although all you did was click the mouse to let the Fusangshen go out to fight against the retrograde army, but in terms of purpose and setting, you are "guarding history".

Although you were moved to tears because Fu Sangshen faced their past and wanted to change those past events but still stuck to the "now", but until this moment, you deeply felt their pain.No, maybe the pain you are experiencing now is insignificant compared to them, after all, what you are facing is not your own life.

"I..." You looked at Dazai, hesitated, not knowing what to do.If it was in the original world, you could still discuss it with Milk Cream or other gay friends, but here, you can only face these on your own.

How did Mr. Dazai himself do it?You mean, Mr. Dazai in another world.

He never seemed to want to tell Oda-san about the future.

……why?

Ah, by the way, because spoilers are prohibited in another world.Perhaps Mr. Dazai knew that he could not change it, so he silently accepted it.

Then, what about here—?

"Mr. Dazai!" Regardless of the quilt in front of you, you climbed up to Dazai, took a deep breath, and said to him, "I have something very important to tell you."

"Huh?" Seeing that you suddenly seemed to be a different person, Dazai also put away his usual frivolous attitude, "What is it? I will listen carefully."

"Well, in the future, Yokohama will suffer heavy losses, all because of an organization called Mimic led by a man named Gide—"

Dazai interrupted you.

He didn't listen to what you had to say.

It's not that I don't want to hear it, but because——

"Hey...Miss Chacha, is this a new type of ability? What you say is all noise to me."

He couldn't hear at all.

Not only that, even if you want to use your lips to judge what you said, it seems to be affected by a mysterious force.In short, it cannot be interpreted.

He only heard your initial sentence "in the future", and you can probably tell from your reaction that maybe you know about the "past" from him in the future, hoping to tell him what to change now Bar.

Ah, it's amazing. Compared to "my future self can travel to another world", he was more surprised by "so I didn't die after a few years".

How on earth will he—when will he die—

He buried these emotions deep in his heart and didn't show them in front of you. Instead, he comforted you and said, "The past can't be changed, can it?"

...although that doesn't sound like consolation either.

"Let's get down to business." He doesn't want to continue such a heavy topic with you.Because you know what's going to happen in the future, which also happens to show that you have peeked into his heart to a certain extent, which makes him feel a little disgusted.

"It's, it's business...?" You haven't recovered from the shock just now, "Didn't Mr. Dazai come to play with me because he was bored?"

"...? Do I look like that?"

right……

It doesn't seem to be either.

After all, he is someone who can turn his "business" into "something he would only do when he seems to be too busy".

"At least in the future it will be like that."

"It's noise again, I can't hear it." Dazai said, conjuring a mobile phone out of nowhere and handing it to you, "It would be very inconvenient without this contact, I'll lend you this."

"...Thank you." You took it.

"It contains Odasaku's phone number, which he asked for. Call him if you need anything... Remember the last password."

"Oh, thank you so much Mr. Oda." You fiddled with your phone and obediently set up the password, "Did Mr. Dazai come here in the middle of the night just to give this to me?"

"That's right." Dazai got out of bed and opened the window, "Anyway, you're free here, so you don't have anything to do."

"Then, go on a date with me tomorrow. I will contact you in advance."

With that said, he stepped up to the window sill and disappeared into the night.

The author has something to say:

Me: Although OOC, but I really want to write that Dazai got into the tea bed, and then flashed his luminous watch and said, "Chacha, look, this is a joke from another world that Oda Saku told me!", stop me!

Jiyou: ...Why should I stop you?Although OOC, but I really want to see Zai climbing the bed!

Friends continue:

Jae: Look at my luminous watch!

Cha: I knew you wanted to play Mr. Dazai! !I won't be fooled, hum!

The two were covered with quilts, and outside the quilt stood a Tuo (?

Me: ...In short, Tuo is the one who got hurt (should laugh.jpg

↑The result is placed in the ooc joke

ps. Gogol is not blond, I am autistic