I only like you as a paper man

"What, what! So, Odasaku, have you really been to another world!" Dazai's eyes suddenly lit up, "Ah——that's really enviable! I'm so sour, Odasaku!!! Whether it's the content of work or life Such a great experience!!!”

"You will travel through the past in a few years, right?" Oda replied, facing Dazai's star-eyed offensive, he has long been familiar with it.

"Hey—but it will take several years! It sounds as unreal as Sleeping Beauty who was awakened by a prince's kiss after sleeping for many years!!"

Okay, if you're here, it's time to start complaining again: Mr. Dazai!Do you have a different attachment to "comparing yourself to a princess in a fairy tale"! !

"It's only been a few years. It seems like 100 years since Sleeping Beauty was kissed awake?"

"That's true." Dazai stretched out his index finger and pressed it against his chin, "It's really not that long in comparison!"

"Yes." Oda recalled the little things that happened in the different world, he didn't know why he would forget all this, "Is Chacha okay?"

"...It should be fine." Dazai shifted his gaze to the side guiltily.

After hearing that you were locked at home by Dazai, Oda bought you a lot of delicious food on the way home with Dazai.After all, he has received a lot of care from you, and he should repay what should be repaid.

At the door of the house, they saw debris on the ground, and the wall outside the door seemed to have been bitten by a monster.

"... Chacha!" Oda, who thought it was Dazai's house being attacked by the enemy, was startled, and urged Dazai to open the door, ignoring the bag in his hand.

"Don't worry, Odasaku." Dazai calmly took out the house key, in stark contrast to the flustered Oda, "It's not an enemy attack, it should be that Chuya came here."

"Chuya? The one from before." Hearing what Dazai said, Oda felt relieved, after all what Dazai said was right.

"Ah, I think he will come to settle accounts with me today... Sigh, that slug is really troublesome." Dazai complained, and opened the door.

He is already mentally prepared.

Presumably my house has become a mess now, who should I fool to help me tidy up this time... Dazai was thinking like this, but the moment he opened the door, what he saw was——

You just finished packing the last bag of trash and are just about to put the trash bag in the entryway.

"what?"

"Eh?"

You and Dazai looked at each other.

Standing behind Dazai, Oda poked his head out, looked into the house and sighed, "Isn't this the snail girl?"

"Mr. Oda, Mr. Oda!" Seeing the familiar face, you almost cried out of joy, the garbage bag in your hand fell in response, you pushed Osamu Dazai away from the door, and couldn't help hugging Oda, " Uuuuuuuuuuu Oda-san!! I'm so hard!!!"

"What's the matter...?" Oda, who was suddenly thrown into his arms by a girl, was at a loss. He felt that he couldn't give you a hug back, but he couldn't ruthlessly push you away, so he just touched you like coaxing a child. Touch your head and try to calm your emotions.

"Do you still remember me Mr. Oda?" Before crying, you must first confirm this point-whether Oda Sakunosuke will be on your side.

"Of course." Oda replied, "I'm taking care of you over there."

"That's great, Mr. Oda, you still remember me!" You cheered, and several paper people who traveled back and forth before said that they couldn't remember what happened when they were in a different world after they went back, which caused you to spend a lot of time today. Frightened all day.

So you resolutely decided to denounce Dazai's evil deeds: "Mr. Oda, listen to me!! Mr. Dazai, he is too much!!!"

"What did he do?" Oda wasn't surprised. Dazai was well-known in Hong Kong and Hei for being excessive, and even Ango complained to him many times.Oda closed the door, took off his shoes and walked in, handing you a handbag full of food: "Eat quickly, the Dazai family probably has nothing to eat."

"It's too much, Odasaku!" Dazai retorted, "It's just that the refrigerator happened to be empty!"

"I dug out the instant noodles from the corner, which is better than the bread that is about to expire." You took the bag in Oda's hand, put it on the table and turned it over, it was full of your favorite food, you said happily : "Thank you Oda-san! You are so kind to me!!!"

Then, you decided to accuse Dazai of his evil deeds first: "Let me tell you, Mr. Oda, Mr. Dazai actually handcuffed me to his bed before going out!"

"...?" Hearing your words, even Oda Saku was stunned.He didn't even know how to speak, so he could only cast his puzzled and slightly disgusted eyes on Osamu Dazai who was standing beside him.

"Wait, don't look at me like that, Odasaku! I didn't do anything!"

"You obviously handcuffed Chacha to the bed...?" Odasaku thought again, when you return to the original world, you will definitely complain to Hasebe and the others, so Dazai over there will definitely accept the funeral The baptism of God, maybe this is what you often say: those who come out to mess around always have to pay back.

"Because~" Dazai tried to pass the test with cuteness, "I don't know if what the kid said is true~ What if he is lying?"

"...Don't pretend to be Mr. Dazai!" You retorted before Odasaku, "With your intelligence, how could you fail to see if I was lying or not! Even if time travel is too nonsense, I'm going to find Oda Mister confirmed, there is no need to handcuff me to the bedside!"

You didn't give Dazai a chance to answer, and continued: "...Tell me, Mr. Dazai, would you have come to settle accounts with you even today, so just use the existing resources to minimize the loss—as long as If you let him see that there is a poor girl in your family, Mr. Nakaya will definitely go home directly!"

"………………Eh."

Dazai was stunned again, he looked at Oda, then at you, and then turned his body to Oda's position.

"Ori, Odasaku...! What's wrong with this kid! This is the first time I've met such a smart kid!! He can actually see through my plan—even though I didn't say anything!"

"Maybe it's because you've been getting along with your future self." Oda recalled, "After all, the you over there often do this kind of thing too."

"So it was all calculated by you!?"

You were so angry that you almost passed out. Today you think about it and think that something is not right. It is impossible for him to suddenly come to demolish the house!

If it was in the original world, you would definitely rush up and grab his collar and shake it three times, and finally grab his sensitive waist fiercely.But not here because there is no one to back you up.

"This can't be called a calculation." Dazai slipped to the table and opened the canned crab that he secretly stuffed into the shopping cart for payment. "It can only be said that the use of existing..." resources to minimize the loss.

Dazai stopped himself in the middle of speaking, because you have already said this sentence just now.

"But I also helped you with the funeral!" You followed to the table, you were tired and hungry after cleaning, "Do you know how hard it is for me to clean!"

"It's probably conceivable, that's why I said that if you escape, I'll be in a lot of trouble!" Dazai still knew how messy his house was, and he beckoned Oda to come and sit down at the dining table, "Yeah , It's really hard work for you."

"You just want to trick me into being a coolie...! And after you came back, why did your attitude turn around 180 degrees?" You dug out the cheesecake from another paper bag and ate it with relish. The cake from another world has a special flavor.

"After all, Ms. Chacha can be regarded as my benefactor in the future." Dazai said, "There is no reason to draw a knife to your benefactor... Ah, please ignore the initial behavior."

"You say yes." You secretly stuck out your tongue at Dazai, "Shouldn't you prepare a place for me like I did for you?"

"Hmm...?" Dazai just took a bite of the mackerel, and the hand holding the chopsticks stopped in the air, "Is this an invitation to live together?"

"...?" You slowly typed out a question mark.

"...We are living together in another world, so there is no problem." Oda answered.

"Huh?" Dazai was stunned again, even if Oda told him next, "Actually, you two have been dating for a long time", he wouldn't be surprised, "Living together?"

"Please don't use such misleading terms, Oda-san!" You explained, "Although it is rounded up, it is true that you are living together, but everyone is living in my house!"

"They all live in your house...?" Dazai grasped the point immediately, "I heard from Oda Saku that many people have traveled through time?"

"Yes." You nodded.

"..." is to hide the rich woman.Dazai let out a wow in his heart.

"But I can't afford the rent here..." You suddenly thought of this question, after all, you are very thin-skinned, unlike some (emphasis) paper people who can brazenly eat and drink at your house, " In this way, can I just go to Mr. Oda's house to borrow?"

"Why Oda Writer?" Dazai asked, "Hey—it's not right for a girl to live with a single young man—"

"...Oda-san is different from some people so he won't do strange things! And..."

Dazai: ...Although you didn't name them, I feel offended.

"And?" Dazai asked again.

And... if it was Mr. Oda, even if Mr. Dostoevsky knew about it, as long as he explained it well, there should be no problem.But if Mr. Dostoevsky found out about staying at Mr. Dazai's house for two days... I don't know why, but he would definitely be angry.It felt like putting a green hat on him! ! !

—You cry out in your heart.

……wrong.

You wake up again.

Nothing happened between you and Mr. Dostoevsky, let alone a relationship, it was just an accidental kiss. Why should you consider his feelings...?Is there any relationship between him and you? ?

does he like youdislike!Even though he loves the world, he still loves you, but this is different!He doesn't have the feelings of man and woman for you!At least you didn't feel it, and thought from the bottom of your heart - it couldn't be.

So do you like him?Of course I don't like it either!In reality, who would like a man like Mr. Dostoevsky!

You only like him as a paper man! ! !

As if wanting to be angry, you slapped the table and stood up, took a deep breath, and bowed deeply to Dazai:

"Please, please take me in! Dazai-san!!"

The author has something to say:

I want to eat cheesecake

Tuo: ... (So am I not the male lead? Logically speaking, shouldn't I be here?

Zai: ... (Devil, heh, demon.

Weaving: ... (I really want to eat curry.