I only like you as a paper man

"Huh...?" You looked at Doss with wide eyes, unable to believe your ears, "Mr. Dostoevsky, what did you just say?"

"If you don't expect me to repeat it because you didn't catch it, I don't think I need to repeat it."

"... When, of course I'm free, I'm not like some of my gay friends who live in the hell of rushing to draft every day...!" You snatched your Fei Jiabao from Tuosi's hands and held it in your arms Li, "But...hey...why? Could it be that Gogol pestered you to go with you and you insisted on dragging me into the water again?"

"On a whim." Tosi kept that smiling face, "It's just me and you."

Seeing you standing there in a daze, he added: "Of course, if you don't want to, I won't force it."

"Who says I don't want to! Mr. Demon is so free that he invites me to participate in this kind of recharge activity. The chances of this may be even smaller than the chances of a meteorite hitting the earth!" He jumped three times on the spot, "I'll go, I'll go! Of course I'll go! A fool wouldn't go, and I'm not a fool!"

You think, even if he has some other purpose to invite you to go with him, as long as your life is not in danger, then you are making money!

Excitedly, you push Tuo Si out of the room, and run to the balcony of your room to take back the bathrobe you washed and dried yesterday and prepare to change into it, but——

You have nowhere to go.

Cream helped you put on yesterday's bathrobe, and you don't know anything about it, but you can't call her right now.

You sit on the bed and look up at the ceiling.

Ah...you have to reject the jelly grass first.

[Chacha: Sorry, I have an appointment tonight (;д;)]

[Jiancao: That's a pity, next time I will invite you to see it sooner^^]

[Chacha: Good!Let's meet again next time! ]

Then, you called Milk Cream again.

"What's the matter, Chacha? I'm busy printing out yesterday's photo of me and Mr. Chuya!"

"... When did you guys take the picture?" When chatting, you can easily be led astray, and Nairhuang even secretly gave you the title of "off-topic leader".

"Oh, didn't you get separated yesterday? It was crowded... Then Mr. Nakaya found a rooftop of a nearby bar where he could sneak in. There was no one there, so I grabbed him and took pictures with me!"

"...? I'm so sour!"

"Don't be sour, I thought about it later, Chacha, don't you turn into lemon tea when you are sour?"

"...You make a lot of sense." You fell back and lay on the bed, "You said that I suddenly want to drink lemon tea."

"Order takeout."

"You're right, I'll order now, then I'll hang up—"

"Wait, Chacha, you haven't told me what you're looking for me for! You're off topic again!"

"Yes!" You turned sideways, facing your pillow, "...that, if I said that Mr. Dostoevsky invited me to watch the fireworks alone tonight... would you believe it... ...?"

"I don't believe it, I'd rather believe that a meteorite hit the earth. This is even lower than the probability that Zhongyuan Zhongya will not think about it and propose to me someday." Nairhuang replied in seconds, recalling the tone of your words just now in her mind, "...No way??? Did Gogol pretend???"

"Why is Gogol pretending to be Tuo? Even if he is a magician, he won't change his face...!...Oh no, he really will." You recalled the story of the literary hero Little Wild Dog, and laughed a few times, "What's the matter with him, why don't you PK with those plastic surgeons on Conan's set."

"...Don't let this group of people impact the three views of normal people, okay! Put Ranpo and Conan together, what if someone scolds you for being a bully!"

"You're right!" You think, maybe that's why no one traveled through Conan's set, "but Gogol did pretend to be Mr. Dostoevsky before."

"How do you pretend?" Milk Cream asked.

"He stole Mr. Dostoyevsky's mobile phone and chatted with me pretending to be Mr. Dostoyevsky."

"What did he say?" Nairhuang asked again.

"... Said he couldn't sleep at night and asked me to chat with him."

"and then?"

"I was also quite sleepy at the time, but when I thought that Mr. Dostoevsky would actually want to talk to someone, I insisted on chatting with him for a while. If it wasn't because I was trapped as mentally handicapped, why Maybe you can't find it... How could Mr. Dostoevsky ask 'I and your sea view room fell into the water at the same time, who do you save', 'I and Amuro Toru fell into the water at the same time, who do you save' and' If Gogol and I were taken away by bad guys, who would you save first?" This mentally handicapped question!!!"

"...You actually gave Gogol the chance to ask you three times in a row, it seems that you are really sleepy and stupid! And this question www does he think this is a hunter exam——!"

"Isn't it! How could Mr. Dostoevsky not be able to sleep most of the night!!"

"So you found out because of this!?"

"if not!"

"Okay, you won, how did you answer him? You didn't answer him with silence like in the hunter exam, did you?"

"Am I the kind of person who can't read it back!?... The first question, first of all, I will definitely not take my sea view room out, so this question is not valid at all, unless the water floods the bay."

"Yes, yes, it's not "Weathering With You", this kind of thing will not happen. What about the second question?"

"...If he fell into the water with Toru Amuro, if this question is based on the fact that he can't swim, then the result will definitely be Brother Toru who will fish him up together! Besides, I can't swim at all , I should be the one who was saved!"

"Grass www, you are right, after all, the almighty man Toru Amuro, Gogol, you chose the wrong person! At this time, you should ask 'if I fell into the water with Dazai-kun, who would you save?'" ! After all——except for Tonto, no one will save Dazai."

"You are such a genius! By the way, the answer to the third question... If Tuo Sijun and Gogol were captured by the bad guys at the same time..." You couldn't help laughing as you spoke, " Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! The prisoner must be rescued first, okay——!"

"Just www is www, say www, ah www!" Nai Frost on the other side of the phone slapped the table frantically, "Hahahahaha...! No way www, I'm going to be laughed to death! So sloppy, too sloppy! Then, Tuo Have you found out?"

"...he found out, but he left Gogol alone."

"Then how do you know he found out?"

"Because I was too stupid to sleep, I simply got up and made a cup of coffee for Mr. Dostoyevsky, and reported Gogol by the way."

"Reporting is okay!"

"In the end, he replied to me that he knew that Gogol had taken the phone away, but it had no effect on him, so he just had to wait for Gogol to obediently return the phone."

"Isn't it? It's you who are affected, and he earns a cup of late-night coffee for nothing."

"...Fuck, I've been tricked!!!" Only then did you realize that even this was a conspiracy by Dostoevsky (?), "By the way, the next day he told me— —”

"explain……?"

"Said my answers last night were all 'good answers.'"

"Is he really not mocking you?"

"How would I know!"

"Hmm..." Nairhuang tapped the table lightly with the other finger, staring at the Polaroid photos developed on the table, and suddenly recalled something, "So, Chacha, you still didn't tell me what happened to you. Why are you calling me?"

"... Grass." You woke up from a dream and jumped up from the bed, "That's why I just said it! He invited me to watch the fireworks alone at night!!!"

"...What!?" Nai Frost, who heard your words, slammed the table and stood up in the same surprise, even knocking the two Polaroid photos on the corner of the table to the ground, "He can do it!" Already!? He actually did it!? What if he plans to sell you to grow potatoes in Siberia!"

"...If this is the case, I think Mr. Dazai will definitely find me back!"

"really?"

"Really, at least Mr. Oda won't sit idly by, right?"

"Yes, yes! You're right! I'm so happy for you, aren't you coming soon!"

"What's the point? Unless he turns into a piece of paper, the AI ​​in the phone is also fine."

"...If he turns into an AI in the phone, isn't that a virus!"

"...Crap!!! Then what do you think if I become Fei Jia and kiss the AI ​​in the phone?"

"Farewell, baby Chacha, your programmer can probably kill you in five seconds, why not get into Mr. Dazai's cell phone."

"you're right."

"...So we're digressing again! Please skip the cause and effect and get straight to the point, my dear!"

"Oh...!" You stared at the full bathrobe on the bed, "I'm going to you now, can you help me put on the bathrobe?"

"Nonsense! Come on quickly! Don't talk about bathrobes, I'll do your makeup and hair, and I'll fix it for you too! It's best to hit a home run so you don't have to worry about it!"

"...A home run! He's just my meal replacement! You wait for me, I'll rush over now!"

You quickly changed into shorts + T-shirt, and rushed out of the house as fast as possible.

As soon as you got off the elevator, you remembered that you forgot to say hello to Tuosi, so you had to turn back and tell him that you had something to go out and meet him directly on XX Road at 6:[-] p.m.

Well, in this way, nothing will go wrong!

——Just when you were thinking confidently and preparing to go out again, you suddenly realized that your Fei Jiabababa had been forgotten by you on the bed.

……

This is the most important thing, how could I almost forget...?

Distraught, you swap out the handbag that came with your bathrobe for the Fedya pain bag you've been hanging on the hanger, and you stuff Bubba in it.

You ran to Nairhuang's house as fast as possible, and found that he had put his and Zhongye's Polaroids into the photo frame on the desk, and the small desk was like a "love cabin".

As promised, she changed into your bathrobe for you, dressed you up from top to bottom, and made you cat ears following a tutorial that went crazy on Weibo recently.

"Why cat ears?" you ask.

"...just treat him like a cat!" Nai Shuang replied briskly, "Our Chacha is finally getting married!"

"I don't want to be with him! I married Fei Jia a long time ago! Bigamy is against the law!" You retorted.

"...Then you have been imprisoned for many years, okay?"

"Sorry, I'm just a DD monster."

"...Then the cell next to you is the rice ball monster, and a prison love story is staged, hey."

"The prison love story sounds too sad! Why don't we go back to Siberia to grow potatoes together! Anyway, it's also about farming!"

"I think it's okay." Milk Cream replied.

After the time passed, Nai Shuang took you to the taxi and told you: "No one will carry you back today! Don't forget your rice ball, he is so weak!"

She didn’t tell you, but she secretly told Zhongya yesterday—yesterday, she sent the bathrobe that you secretly thought was “very suitable for Mr. Dostoevsky” to your home with her mother, hoping that Zhongya could also secretly Pass it on to Doth.

Although Zhong also answered her with "Huh? Why did I help the devil do this kind of thing?", but he still gave the original words of cream and the bathrobe to Tuosi.

Cream: Mr. Chuya and I can only help you so far!

Chuya: ...why do you involve me! ?

You arrived at your destination a little earlier than the agreed time.

From afar, you spot him among the crowd.

Anyway, he also has a racial advantage. He obviously has a face that only a 1.7-meter character would have, but he is about the same height as Osamu Dazai. In addition, almost no one in the crowd is wearing a yukata.

You even forgot to think about how he put on the bathrobe by himself, watching him fascinated.After all, the man in front of him also dressed up a little bit. I don't know if it was also on a whim. He tied up his back hair and combed it into a braid that you like.

The surrounding crowd is crowded, and you don't realize until you are almost in front of him that several unknown girls are inviting him to act together.

"I'm sorry, I have an appointment." Tosi smiled politely in response to the girl who invited him, and happened to see you who was almost buried by the crowd not far away.

"...Actually, it's not just an excuse at all, is it?" The girl replied in a somewhat frivolous tone, probably recognizing that "foreigners are gentlemen and open-minded", "I think the crystal slipper that His Royal Highness picked up is up to me." It will be just right to wear."

"Unfortunately, this is not an excuse for me to refuse the invitation." He looked at you standing behind the girl, and replied, "It is for a certain person, and of course it is only suitable for my princess to wear." .”

Tosi walked towards you who stood there silently changing the pain bag on his shoulder, and stretched out his hand towards you.

Before you figured out the situation, you reflexively put your hand on the palm of Tosi's stretched out towards you, never expecting that he would bend down slightly and kiss the back of your hand.

"Let's go, my princess."

With that said, he let go of his hand and walked forward.

After walking a few steps, I found that you didn't follow, so I had to stop and turn around, asking you, "What's wrong?"

"..."

Have you been pierced by a soul? ? ?

Thinking like this, you spent a few seconds thinking about the previous situation before you came to your senses, answered "nothing", and then caught up with him.

"...Sorry, I didn't realize that you were just acting with her."

"It doesn't matter, after all, there is no such custom in China."

"Your lines just now are so tasty, can I requisition it?"

"Please."

You were silent for a few minutes.

This silence should not be awkward for either of you, however.

"Are you really just cooperating with the performance?" You lowered your head and asked again.

He watched your reaction, raised the corners of his mouth in satisfaction, and smiled where you couldn't see.

"What do you think, Chacha?" Tuosi followed your pace and asked you, "If the scene just now was not about me treating you, but your Fei Jia kissing you, or saying What do you think will be the outcome of the plot that unfolds with the opposite sex in your fantasy."

"...it depends on the style of writing, the central idea, and the author's own understanding of the characters." You reply, "maybe it will be literal, maybe it's just to match the performance... the most important thing is Follow the conjectures and preferences of the fantasists."

"Yes, in this world, whoever can lie to himself the most can live the happiest life."

"Please don't mock me with lines from "Crime and Punishment", Mr. Dostoevsky. Although I said that I wanted to watch the fireworks with Fedya, you don't have to go to any lengths just for the sake of it." Come out and mock me." You heard something in Tuosi's words and made a face quietly, and you knew that he was not so kind.

"Okay... If what I said just now made you feel uncomfortable, I apologize." Dosi looked down at you and said, "I just want to use this to answer you and say that my answer to this matter is for you. It's really pointless, right?"

"Yes, yes! After all, I only like my Fedya Kiss! Thank you, the kind Russian who invited me out today just to give me a meal replacement!" You trot forward a few steps, turn around, and look up at him She stuck out her tongue, "Tuosto——uwa...!"

Not noticing the crowd around you, you accidentally bump into the person next to you and fall into his arms.

"Are you okay...?" The man you bumped into carefully supported you, not letting you fall to the ground, "Huh, Chacha?"

"Immortal Grass...?" Hearing a familiar voice, you raised your head, only to realize that the person you bumped into was not only your old acquaintance, but also the person you rejected today, "Are you alone?"

"I got separated from my friends." He replied with a gentle smile, without letting go of his hand, "Where is Chacha, did you get separated from your friends too? There are a lot of people here, so be careful not to fall, you need me Accompany you to find your friend...?"

"...It's a pity." Tuo Si, who had caught up with you, suddenly broke into the topic, "I don't think that's necessary."

The author has something to say:

Xiancao: ... tm who knows why I am so unlucky, the rival in love is actually the real master

Tuo: ... (I am also very innocent (.

The setting of Xiancao is actually the kind of boy who is very gentle, kind and considerate of others. Although he will take the initiative in love, he is not quite as he wants (mainly because he was cut off by Tuo)... He respects Chacha very much. Likes, I really like Chacha, if there is such a boy in reality, I will definitely marry him immediately!

(cross)...it's a pity that Chacha likes abnormal men (cross)

(squeeze) I like it too (squeeze)

As a supporting role, he is really miserable. If it weren't for the paper man falling from the sky, he would have already met his sister and become a winner in life

But now all the rivals in love are LV99, he is like a poor little bean sprouts going to single out without a trace

As for whether Tuo is cooperating with the performance or is the truth wwwww—please don’t—ask me——wwwwww

PS._(:з」∠)_I’m planning to go to CP for a few days, so I’m going to ask for a week of leave... If I’m free, there may be some updates during the period, but I’ll take a leave first