I only like you as a paper man

Tosi did not refuse you.

He brought your favorite Fei Jia Qinqin from your bedside and put it on the table, adjusted the camera angle so that your plush toy occupies most of the screen, and behind him is only his chest Partially featured.

"Why don't you take a picture of yourself, Mr. Dostoevsky." You looked at the picture on the phone screen and asked with some dissatisfaction.

"Didn't you just say that you wanted to watch the fireworks with your Fei Jia?" Tuosi said, with his center of gravity forward, and his face with one hand, so that his lower half The face can enter the frame of the camera, "In this way, no matter who I am, it doesn't matter so much?"

"But Fei Jiaqin can't talk to me...or do you want to pretend that you don't exist and listen to me talking to Fei Jiaqin's slump?"

"If doing this can make you feel satisfied or happy, I don't think I have the right to stop you from doing it. This kind of behavior is like the prayers of people who believe in gods to the gods...just the object and purpose are different." Tuo Si habitually bit his fingers, although he himself knew that this was not a good habit, but he couldn't get rid of it, "I can pretend that I didn't hear it."

"This is not a problem that can be solved by pretending not to hear it, Mr. Dostoevsky. Besides, you said you were 'pretending', isn't it 100% that you will hear it! And it is a bit hypocritical How can you have the nerve to say your lines in front of others!"

"For example, 'Fei Jia kiss, can you hug me and kiss me', 'How should I live without Fei Jia kiss' and 'I really want to kiss Fei Jia—'..."

Without any emotional change, Tuosi repeated the words you posted on Weibo verbatim.

Then, he looked at the original video of the fireworks on the computer screen and trembled three times, and then he heard the voice of you gnashing your teeth and trying to commit suicide on the spot, and the pitch was several degrees higher than usual: "Please , Please do n’t say anymore, ah ah ah ah ah ah !!! What is this open penalty !!! Please stay! You might as well give me a head to kill me !! "

...Well, even the title has changed from "Mr. Dostoevsky" to "Tuo", which is really effective.

"Besides, don't you feel ashamed to read these yourself!?"

"You put your phone too low." Tosi reminded you, and he waited for you to readjust the camera before continuing to tell you, "It's not me who always emphasizes that I am different from the paper man."

"..." This is no different from Weibo's all right @自己的爱豆百DIAO's remarks, but unexpectedly being flopped, right? ?

You will not be able to find any words to refute Tuosi for a while, so you have to try to change the subject: "...So is this why you have nothing to do with my Weibo? I have never published such a post since you came here. remarks, even..."

"……even?"

I even wanted to climb the wall a little bit.

— You swallowed the words.

To be honest, living with the true master is really uncomfortable. As long as you find a new love, and ensure that the new love will not pass through your house, you can continue to live in the old way of life.

No matter how much you like the other person, how extreme or distorted fantasy you have about the other person, as long as the other person does not exist, this fantasy will not be broken, and it will not disturb anyone.

That's why you only like cardboard people, your courage is only enough to give you [-]% love for things that don't exist.Once that becomes a reality, it seems that all fantasies will one day be shattered,

Tosi saw that you didn't intend to answer him, so he didn't ask.

He knows it, or rather, he has already seen it. After all, you are not a human being with an elusive heart. It is really easy for Tosi to see through your thoughts.

However, for now, there is no need for him to stab you, rather, it would be more troublesome if he did so——

You are using your Fedya kiss as a cover.

Because he clearly expressed the intention of "I have no interest in fireworks", so you will not directly say "watch with me" willfully.But once it is changed to "I want to watch the fireworks with Fei Jia, please do me a favor", it seems that all this can be rationalized.

As for whether you have noticed that Tuosi has already noticed this matter-to be honest, he still doesn't dare to make a conclusion.He admitted that you know him well to a certain extent, and you should be aware of it logically, but at the same time, you seem to have some wonderful misunderstandings about him, such as what..." Dostoye Mr. Fusky is very weak!", "Aren't you omnipotent?" What else... "Tosi can't do it".

Therefore, for the conclusion of this matter, he still needs to observe for a while.

But this matter is not that important to him. It’s like a cat at home suddenly loses interest in his favorite toy. During the period of judging whether the cat really hates it completely or is just temporarily bored, he only needs to be silent. Just wait and watch occasionally.

The so-called pets, in the final analysis, are just used to pass the time for people or provide spiritual comfort, or that is why this kind of existence is important to human beings.

...he won't deny your "fun".

to him.

"By the way, Mr. Gogol gave me a screenshot of your Weibo statement." Seeing that you didn't intend to answer, he had no choice but to pick up your last topic, and dumped the blame on Gogol without leaving a trace reason.

"I'll just say it! Why are you so bored that you have nothing to turn to my Weibo!"

... See, this is the so-called "wonderful misunderstanding".Judging from what you said, it seems that the manga only depicts the side of him who is constantly making troubles in order to achieve his own goals, but never depicts his usual appearance. In fact, even if he is bored, he will have nothing to do. Swipe Weibo to glance at it casually, but it won't show it.

"Unfortunately, I can't stop him from sending me these screenshots without authorization. Even if I stop him, I don't think he will stop his disturbing behavior."

"...So you just read my weibo idiot that Gogol selected for you? No...uh, idiot speech?"

Tosi hesitated for a second, whether he should answer you "shouldn't describe yourself like this" (although in essence, your metaphor is correct), or should he answer you... forget it.

"...Mmm." After a while, he managed to squeeze out this syllable.

"So Gogol saw it too!? Does he think I'm out of my mind!?"

...?

Tosi slowly tapped out a question mark, is this your point?

"Please rest assured, compared to Mr. Gogol, you are just a normal human being beyond normal, Chacha."

"I suspect you are trampling me with Gogol, Mr. Dostoevsky."

"...?"

"Forget it, let's not talk about this, I am of course a normal person compared to the paper man!" You raised your hand again.

You obviously came here to watch the fireworks, but your eyes are not on the night sky at all, but you have been looking at the screen of your mobile phone that is aimed at the night sky.

"Are you watching the fireworks, Mr. Dostoevsky, I'm exhausted with my hands up."

"Although I was lucky enough to see the live broadcast only because of someone's favor, it's a rare opportunity after all, so I'm following along to watch." Tuo Si said, adjusting the angle of the camera up a little, revealing his full face.

"...If you kiss Fei Jia like this, you won't be able to see it!"

Tosi pressed the camera down again aggrieved.

"Mr. Devil, don't you know how to use books or other things to make Fei Jia kiss a little higher?"

...This is probably the "I want it all" that people often say on the Internet.

Tosi was thinking as he kissed your Fei Jia.

You are silent, staring at the screen in front of each other.

He is looking at the scene that should have been enjoyed by you, and you are looking at him.

What interrupted you was Candlestick Kiri and Hasebe who finally found you in the crowd a few minutes later.

"Since the poor girl who was unfortunately separated from her companion and came to me to pass the time has found her companion, then there is no need for me to continue appearing."

"What are you talking about, Mr. Dostoevsky, this is a rare opportunity. Of course I want to watch the fireworks with Fedya! Maybe I won't have the chance next time, right?"

"No..." Tuo Si twirled his fingers and said to you meaningfully, "There is still a chance."

the next day.

You are lying on the bed, hesitating whether to refuse the grass jelly who invites you to watch the fireworks together at night.

It’s probably because you haven’t posted on Weibo that you went to see the fireworks in the past two days—and if you were in normal times, if you went to see it, you would definitely post photos and thoughts on Weibo, so I misunderstood that you haven’t watched it yet Bar.

You really want to go there again to make up for the mistake of not watching the fireworks yesterday, but after yesterday’s event, the whole road was full of people who were going home by car. If you don’t get a car, even if Mother Nai Frost says she can pick you up, you still have to walk several stops to get to a place where you can get a private car (because of the heavy traffic, private cars are banned)... Finally, physical strength If you don’t pay, you will be carried home by Hasebe.

I'm so weak.jpg

So, even if you want to go, consider the reality of the situation.

Just then, someone knocked on your door.

You responded "the door is not locked" and sat up from the bed. When you found out that the person who came in was Tuosi, you threw your phone aside nervously for some reason.

"What, what's the matter, Mr. Dostoevsky?"

"Nothing special." He didn't bother to ask "Why is your voice trembling?" He thought it was probably because you were watching or thinking about something shady, "I just want to ask... what are you doing tonight?" have time?"

"...Why do you ask this?" You tilted your head, your feet not only swayed back and forth, "Is there anything I can do for you?"

"No..." Tosi smiled at you, this smile is neither as oily as when he invited Koguri Chongtaro to assist the five declines of heaven and man, nor as greasy as when he said to A, "Then let me kill you" abnormal.

He picked up the Fedya pad next to your bed, took another step forward, put it on your head, and said to you——

"Don't you really want to watch the fireworks with your Fei Jiaqin?"

The author has something to say:

We have to trust that Tuo, he can really do it! ! ! ! ! ! (guilty

Fei Jia kisses: I thought I was the true love, but I didn't expect that I was a tool person.

Tosi: Oh.

Chacha: ...Then of course I prefer Fei Jia to kiss more! ! ! !

Tuo:………….

Guo: It is written in the copywriting that you want to ask me why I love his plot! !Why do I feel like I'm going to be eaten by the author! ! !I want to see Tuo Sijun's broken expression——————————————! !

Tuo: No, you don't want to.jpg