I only like you as a paper man

Ango Sakaguchi often dreams.

Although since he joined the Supernatural Secret Service, his sleep time has been difficult to be guaranteed, and his work is so busy that he can even give up on himself and say the famous saying "If you don't go to work, you don't have to go to work, and if you don't sleep, you don't have to get up", maybe It is precisely because of this that the frequency of his dreams is higher than that of ordinary people-basically, as long as he sleeps, he will dream.

He often dreams of his old friend, the youthful years that he can never get back.

Today too.

He felt that he had a very long dream, and there was Oda and Dazai in the dream.

Now he understands what it means to be a ghost and not let you go-Ango Sakaguchi still vaguely remembers that he was still helping Dazai before going to bed, and in this dream he was still being ordered by Dazai.Sleep was supposed to be a refreshing thing, but this sleep made him even more tired.

By the way, where is this?

He looked at the strange ceiling and the strange room in front of him, trying to recall his memories before going to bed.

Ah... By the way, speaking of it, even though I was still helping Dazai with other things before going to bed, there was still work to be done in the Supernatural Secret Service Division.

The work is not done.

It's not over yet.

Not done.

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"I'm done with the game, I'm going to be late for work!!! I haven't finished replying to the email---!!!"

The exhausted social animal Ango exclaimed, grabbed the glasses on the bedside table, put them on, and rushed out the door, even the question of "who am I and where am I" was left behind by him.

There, what he saw was—

The culprit A who caused me to work overtime: Osamu Dazai

The culprit B who caused him to work overtime: Nakahara Chuya.

The culprit who caused him to work overtime C: Fitzgerald.

The culprit who caused him to work overtime D: Dostoevsky.

???????

What's the matter? ? ?Is this hell? ? ?Those who don't know think that you gangsters are joining forces to destroy the world, okay? ? ?

Yes, Ango who didn't know the situation thought so.

"Ango! You're awake!"

In any case, it is still necessary to pretend that they are against each other in front of Tuosi——Dazai greeted Anwu first, moved the chopsticks in his hand, and winked at Anwu, which was a secret signal that they could only understand .

"Please explain the situation, Dazai." Ango looked around, staring at Dazai and said, "... have you teamed up?"

He subconsciously prepared to take out his|||gun, but found that the place where he usually kept his|||gun was empty.

"Oh, Ango, you're here too." Oda didn't know what happened between them, and Dazai and the others didn't tell him anything about the future at all...Because no one mentioned it, he didn't ask much.

"Odasaku...?"

If the gathering of other people would at most make Ango feel unclear about the situation and doubt his life, then the presence of Oda Sakunosuke has reached the point where he can't help but doubt whether this is reality or a dream.

——Odasaku, is that really you...?

In normal terms, even in a dream, he would say that without hesitation.

But now, facing Dostoevsky as an enemy, he had to pretend nothing happened.

"haven't seen you for a long time."

So he can only answer like this.

"Oh, is this the touching reunion of common people?"

Fitzgerald sighed.

"Mr. Fitzgerald, you don't want to join them, and eat breakfast first! Or is the breakfast made by our Candlestick Che not to your liking?"

You're trying to keep things from getting worse, and now you're going crazy.

You really want to call Tatsuhiko Shibusawa your father now, because he has a supernatural power, so it is impossible to reverse time travel anyway.Although I don’t know if the hound will wear it backwards and when it will be reversed, but in short, the person who is not here now is your father.

"No, the breakfast made by this dresser... barely passed the passing line."

"Hahaha...it's Candlestick Cut, Fitzgerald." Candlestick Cut corrected, "Oh, I don't know how it can be turned into a dressing table, even a candle sounds more handsome than a dressing table... "

"Is this the point!?" Qingguang complained.

"Hey, is it a touching goodbye... That's really an interesting topic." Tuosi was not to be outdone, how could he be missing when you started to fight back and forth.

"I think everyone here is more interested in the topic of 'Should we join forces here to beat you up to avoid future troubles' than this topic, Mr. Dostoevsky."

You are merciless in the face of Tosi.

"As I said before, it is meaningless to defeat me here, after all, it cannot have any impact on my own existence."

"Really." Hasebe slammed the teacup on the table heavily, "It's not meaningless, right? Even hitting a sandbag can at least relieve your anger."

It means——although it doesn't affect much, I think most of the people here can get a sense of spiritual comfort by beating you.

What a decompression.

"...Then you really might as well hit the sandbags." You added the sword, "Mr. Dostoevsky is so thin and weak, he must not feel very good when he hits it."

"Oh? So, Sasha, do you know the rat's body well?" Fitzgerald said.

"..." You will not know for a while whether to correct him by saying that it is Chacha and not Salsa, or whether you should refute what you said as if I had an affair with Mr. Dostoevsky.

You glanced at Tuo Si nervously, and found that he was calm and composed, and didn't care what Boss Fei said at all.

"...Please don't say it like I've seen it! Just think about it with your toes!"

"Then, Chacha, where's your truth?" Dazai answered.

"If I can watch it, of course I want to watch it too!!!"

"..." Tuosi shook his hand holding the teacup. Fortunately, the tea in the teacup was not full, otherwise it would probably be spilled on the ground.

"Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about Fedya, not you, Mr. Dostoevsky," you explain.

"...I know." To put it in your words——you can know it with your toes, Tuo Si thinks so.

For this kind of scene, Fitzgerald, who has just arrived, is not surprised, but the other person is not so calm.

"...What the hell is going on here?" Ango pushed his glasses that were about to slide off, "Please explain to me, please!"

"Okay, Mr. Ango, let me explain to you, don't be angry, don't get excited!"

I have no choice but to let you be the peacemaker.

After all, the detective agency can't come forward—although Nakajima Atsushi and Edogawa Ranpo have gone back today, only Dazai is left.

The rest had nothing to do with him—such as Chuya Nakahara, Fitzgerald, and Dostoevsky.

By the way, Ren Amamiya and Ryunosuke Akutagawa also went back, there are fewer people, and the house is a lot quieter—not at all, not at all, as long as there is a paper man staying, you will not be at all. Maybe live a quiet life.

"After all, asking Mr. Oda to explain may only make you feel more and more confused, and other people have no reason to explain the situation to you...Are you right, Mr. Chuya!"

"Huh? Why did you call me by name all of a sudden?" Zhong Ye, who was too lazy to mess around with you and had been buried in breakfast since the beginning, raised his head with a puzzled face.

"You are the only one who didn't say a word, I'm afraid you feel that you are excluded by us!"

"...Even if I'm not squeezed out by you, I won't be happy at all!" It's better to say who wants to build a good relationship with the people present!What is this!The people present are either enemies or enemies and enemies, okay!

Except for Oda.

Even if it's an enemy, you can't fight!

"that……"

Ango squeaked.

He was used to his speech being interrupted.

You cast a sympathetic look at the social animal, and leave the task of explaining the situation to Kiyomitsu.

"Although it is said that since it is the Lord's order, there is nothing to do, but... why me?" Qing Guang asked.

"Because you're the only one who's finished breakfast." You bite off a bite of your sandwich and reply, "And you'll have to trouble Candlestick for extra meals."

"give it to me!"

"I can do it too." Hasebe, who was not named by you, was unhappy.

"Hasebe and others will still have a job as a store manager!"

You smiled at Hasebe, and he immediately revived on the spot with full blood.

Ango ate the newly prepared breakfast prepared for him by candlesticks, and listened to Ka Qingguang explain the situation to him.

You think about it, why don't you take the time to write the status and precautions in Word and then print it out and stick it on the wall of the living room, so that you don't have to explain it in the future.

"I have a general understanding of the situation...but..." Ango rested his forehead, obviously he had slept for three days, but he felt more tired than before. If he had known this, he shouldn't have napped on the table three days ago. As long as you don't sleep, you won't travel here to be in the same room with these enemies!

"But?"

"I have to accept it or..."

He was not referring to the enemy's affairs.

Because of his work, he often has to face hatred directly and coexist peacefully with the enemy, so he has long been used to such occasions.

He was referring to the matter of Oda.

Although I often dream about this kind of situation in my dreams, I don't know how to deal with it for a while after it actually happened.

Ango looked at Dazai who was chatting happily with Oda at the dinner table, and seemed to have returned to that time.

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"This is how everyone came here..." Kiyomitsu said to Ango, recalling how you comforted the other characters.

He recalled what Ango said in the theatrical version, "It's only the fifth day", so he added:

"Think of a better place, at least you don't have to work overtime."

Ango was happy for three seconds just now.

He looked again at the row of culprits who had caused him to work overtime sitting in the living room.

"...I'd rather go back and work overtime."

rather say--

You might as well let me go back to work overtime! ! !

The author has something to say:

Ango: I am too difficult! !Let me go back! ! ! ! !

Dazai is still online, I suspect that he bought and hung up... The more I write, the more I feel that I am preparing to vote for Zai (

Thank you babies for feeding me

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