I only like you as a paper man

"What are you looking at! It's you! Look at you, you're still bullying weak international friends!?" Uncle Zheng pointed at Hasebe with a knife, without any fear.

You almost couldn't help laughing.

Although there were no robbers here, there were quite a few lawbreakers—such as Tosi and Gogol.

However, the passer-by uncle insisted on treating one of the criminals as a weak passer-by, which is too funny, Mr. Tosi, you really should reflect on yourself!

"Pfft——" Gogol snatched your acting opportunity again (?), and laughed before you, "Hahahahahahahaha Tuo Sijun, he said you are a weak foreigner hijacked by criminals hahahahaha Ha ha ha ha!!!"

"...Don't just stand there and laugh, how about you come to help?" Tuo Sisheng had nothing to love.

"Oh! Okay! It's really interesting that Mr. Tuosi would ask me for help!" Gogol turned around, picked up the fruit knife from the table and turned it in front of Tuosi, "Then... Hand over the money! Weak Russians!!!”

Tosi: …………………………………………?

Hasebe, who was a little nervous for a second: …………………?

"Hahahahahaha Fyodor! You were stabbed in the back by your only teammate in an instant hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!" Dazai sat on the chair, patted his thigh while eating Lay's potato chips brought from your house Side laughed.

"I remembered." Kunikida said suddenly, "You were at that time...!"

That's right, it was the culprit who directly entrapped the detective agency at that time!

"Hey, Mr. Kunikida, why did you notice this now??" You asked.

"I'm sorry, because the video he sent was a black and white video, and he didn't wear a mask when we met directly and..." and it was completed in an instant.

"Although I can't hear what Mr. Kunikida is saying, but now is not the time to discuss these things!?" As expected of Atsushi Nakajima, he took over the duty of Tucao so quickly.

"You guys are fucking crazy!!!"

In the end, Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't stand it anymore.He snatched the fruit knife from Gogol, pushed Hasebe and Tosi away (by the way, he pushed Tosi with the hand holding the knife), and finally took you out of the store to pulled out.

"Uncle, take care, we have no criminals here, nor have we been robbed, it's just these people playing around. Miss Chacha is also fine."

"...Uh, yes, that's it!" You blinked and replied following Chuya's words.You think to yourself: You are worthy of being a Hong Kong and black mother servant. Compared with others, you are really reliable!

Everyone who was stopped by Zhong Ye also stood in place cooperatively, trying to create a happy atmosphere where we are really harmonious.

"Is that really the case?" The uncle frowned and looked at Chuya, "I see that you have dyed your hair, and you still have a killer hairstyle, and your dress is also weird. What is it on your neck? No, you No matter how you look at it, you are a bad boy who skipped class—"

You had a premonition that something was wrong, so you rushed forward and covered the uncle's mouth, pushed him back into his fruit shop and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm really fine, the shop assistants were just joking around! "

"...Hey, Chacha, I'm not talking about you, you can't hire child labor if you don't have enough manpower! If you are found out, you will be fined!" The owner of the fruit shop kindly reminds you, "And he looks like a real thief. fierce……"

"Uncle, you misunderstood! Others are just a little shorter, and they are reliable adults!"

"A grown man with orange hair dyed...he looks like he's not a good man! Where's the clerk before your store? The tall one with a sunny smile."

"Oh, you said fairy grass, he resigned because of something in the family!"

"Hey, look, young people nowadays like to change jobs so much..."

The owner of the fruit shop chattered a lot of gossip to you, and you were too embarrassed to interrupt him, so you had to be patient and listen to him finish.Finally, he gives you some sliced ​​chilled watermelon fresh out of the freezer to bring to everyone in the store.

"Thank you, Uncle!" Saying that, you bid farewell to the uncle of the fruit shop, and ran back to the milk tea shop next door.

As a result, you were blocked at the door.

I saw Nai Shuang with her hips crossed, staring at you angrily. Of course, she still carried Zhong Yuan Chuya's pain bag on her shoulder.

"Chacha—!" Nai Shuang roared at you, "You are a woman who forgets her friends!!!"

"Uh...Baby, listen to my explanation..." You took a fruit platter and took a step back, "Why don't you eat some fruit and drink some milk tea to calm down?"

As a good friend of Cream, you certainly know what makes her angry.

Yes, of course it is - because of men.

"I don't!! You have to explain clearly to me first!! Why did Mr. Chuya pass through you but didn't tell me!! Not only that, you haven't even replied to QQ messages for a long time!!!"

"Because I don't have time to look at my phone at all!"

"Then why didn't you answer the phone! I was so worried that I had to come here early in the morning to check if Tuo found out that you suspected that he was not good enough, but you were played to death by him!!!"

"Because I turned the mute on and didn't hear it! You're so loud because you're afraid that he won't hear me. I suspect he can't do it!? Although he has already discovered it!!!"

"Found it?? And then?? Has he proved himself???"

"No."

"Fuck, then he really can't do it!!!" Nai Shuang raised her forehead in amazement, "You should climb the wall earlier! Just grabbing a cardboard man is better than him!"

"Hmm." Hearing your conversation, Gogol in the store let out a strange smile, "Tuo Sijun, what's wrong with you, you're being suspected by a girl from another world!"

"...What, so you can't do it?" Zhong also turned his head and cast a sympathetic look at Tosi.

"What's wrong?" Kunikida looked puzzled.

"In a sense, Kunikida-kun can't do it either—" Dazai covered his mouth and chuckled, "That's great, Fyodor, you're not alone anymore!"

"Although I don't know what you are talking about, I don't think it is a healthy topic..." Dun said, and silently opened the distance between himself and Gogol.

"Isn't it universally recognized that he can't do it?" Hasebe said relentlessly, "After all——"

"Okay, I beg you to stop talking!" You rushed back into the store in despair, wishing to seal everyone's mouths and stand in front of Tuosi, "He did it! He really did it! Can I testify!! Please don’t say he’s dead, Mr. Dostoevsky is just a child! I’m the only one in the world who can say he’s dead!!!”

"Chachachacha." Gogol patted your little head, "Tuo Sijun now looks like you don't want to talk anymore!"

"Whoever brings up this topic again, I will deduct their salary!!!" You resorted to the last resort, "I will not talk about it again! We should care for Mr. Dostoevsky instead of grasping his shortcomings. put!"

Dazai: "Why should I love him?"

Chuya: "Why do you care for him?"

Kunikida: "It has nothing to do with me."

Dun: "Miss Chacha, I'm sorry, but..."

Hasebe: "Since the lord said so, I have no choice but to agree, although personally I don't want to show him love at all."

Then everyone turned their attention to Gogol.

"Oh——because I am the only companion of Tuo Sijun here, of course—!" Gogol prolonged his voice deliberately, "Do you think I will care for him? The answer is of course No——! After all I'm a weirdo who doesn't play cards according to common sense!"

"I knew it would be like this." Nai Shuang supported your shoulders, laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten up.

However, you alone can't laugh at all.

You look at Tuo Si sitting on the small bench with an innocent face (in fact, Tuo Si is expressionless at the moment, and you think the innocence written on his face is the reason for your fan filter), and you suddenly feel that he is a person who is excluded by everyone. Poor little guy (although he deserves it when you think about it), so you decided—

Let him cool off.

At this time, if you really start to sympathize with him, it will probably only make him go further.

In other words, if you really stand on his side, you will only be used by him in the end.

... How could the great devil Dostoevsky shut himself up just because he was ridiculed by other people on the set for his incompetence!Of course he doesn't care, okay? ! !

"Poor thing, Mr. Dostoevsky."

"You don't..." I don't even think about who caused it?

You picked up the fruit platter on the table for everyone to share, and conveniently stuffed a peeled lychee into Tuo Si's mouth, preventing him from throwing the pot back.

"I heard that lychee can be strong‖‖‖yang." Dazai said such a line suddenly.

"Pfft——" Dun, who was drinking milk tea, couldn't help but spit out, "You, what are you talking about, Mr. Dazai! Miss Chacha and Miss Cream are both girls!!"

"So that's the case, and there's this trick."

"Write it down!"

"...What's the matter with you!?" Atsushi Nakajima began to doubt life when he saw the reaction of the two of you.

"We are reliable adults." Milk Cream said.

"That's right, so of course you have to think more about your boyfriend!" You answered.

"Hey hey hey! So Chacha has a boyfriend!!" Gossip instantly burned the soul of gossip (?), "Who is who, do you have a photo to see?"

"It's Mr. Fei Jia." You replied calmly.

"Huh?" Gogol tilted his head, looked at Tuo Si beside him, and covered his mouth in surprise, "Mr. Tuo Si, are you dating? No, so you are dating girls?? ?Huh????"

"I just won't think about this kind of thing until the plan is completed. Please don't draw a frame for others without authorization. Besides..." Tosi looked at you and replied to Gogol, "Miss Chacha's love partner is not' I'... rather, I'm just me as a paper man."

"what."

Gogol spent 3 minutes figuring out the situation, and then concluded——

"Should I complain now that you are 'as if your soul is in someone else's boyfriend and you are rejected', or should you complain about 'as if your soul is in someone else's body and you are rejected by your girlfriend', Mr. Tuosi."

"...Neither one is good, thank you."

"Yes, yes, I understand! Then it's better to be a real boyfriend~!" Gogol patted Tuosi on the shoulder, peeled a lychee for him and stuffed it into his mouth.

This time, Tosi did not refute him.

The author has something to say:

Tuo: ... Are there really my teammates here? ? ?

Zai: No, get out.

Tea: Do I count? ? ?

Tuo: ...not counting. (Although I really want to take Dazai’s format and add scrolling characters, but I still don’t have the heart to say fuck you)

Guo: Don't look at me, I'm definitely not!

Tuo:……?

#Finally came a colleague, the result seems to be like a [-]-year-old#