I only like you as a paper man

After you finished laughing and came out of the room, everyone cheered up and prepared to continue interrogating Tuosi.

Witness Atsushi Nakajima said: "Sorry, I didn't see anything."

——I really didn’t see it.

Eyewitness Osamu Dazai said: "I testify that Fyodor is really a beast."

——It’s not a big deal just to watch the excitement.

Eyewitness Zhong Yuanzhong also said: "...Who are they cheating on?"

— Good question!

Eyewitness Kakiri Hasebe said: "If you want to be with the Lord, you must first pass the nine-nine-eight-one difficult test."

——Do you want to find a monkey or a pig or a bald head or a beard for your master?

Eyewitness Kunikida Doppo said: "Whether they are voluntary or not, that guy doesn't look like a good person."

—It's a (not at all) kind Russian.

"...Actually, you don't need to interrogate him." You opened the refrigerator and poured yourself a glass of iced Coke, "He didn't force me to do anything strange."

Actually, wouldn't it be better if he forced you to do weird things? ? ?Although it's OOC, at least it can prove that your Fei Jia kissing is still okay, right! ——In an instant, such strange thoughts occupy your mind.

"My lord, Dostoevsky is a crafty and cunning man, please think carefully, is he tempting you with sweet words..." Hasebe reminded you.

"Hmm..." You pondered for a long time, trying to recall the conversation you had with him just now, "Even if that's the case, we can't do anything to him."

The reason why you didn't sell Tuo Si is because it's about your own face!Do you really want to prove to everyone that you can do it? ? ?

"...Actually, I probably guessed what happened!" Osamu Dazai ran up to Dosi and applauded, "You really have it! Demon Dostoevsky!"

"I'm overwhelmed." Tosi replied blankly.

"However, if you want me to say..." Dazai changed his style, "You really can't do it, even Kunikida-kun is better than you."

Kunikida: .........Why call me by name?

"...Oh." Hearing Dazai's words, Hasebe silently put down his sword, "I probably know what the topic is. That's true. It's true that there is nothing to worry about from the beginning. To prevent this, it is better to take more precautions Dazai."

No, please don't put down the knife at a time like this, please? ? ?

At this moment, even Tosi himself almost doubted whether he was really bad.

...He just doesn't want to. Not wanting and not being able to do it are two different things, okay, thank you.

"...What are they talking about??? Hey, Renhu, do you know???" Zhong was completely out of the loop.

"No, I don't know." Dun: Although I don't know what you are talking about, I always feel that the world of adults is so dirty.jpg.

"I don't know either." ←The innocent adult Kunikida who looks like a minor.

So this farce finally came to an end.

The day of social animals is about to start again (plan) and you are going to sell milk tea at the milk tea shop again.

Along the way, the more you think about it, the more you feel that something is wrong. Even if you can prove that you can do it...or, to take a step back, even if you really can't, you can't prove that he can do it the other way around? ? ?

Damn, you were completely caught up in this big fool!

But how can he prove that he can do it?

... What he wants to prove is nothing but harassment by X, okay!

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You make up the scene, and finally decide not to bring up the subject with him again.

Anyway, in fact, what you care about is not whether he is really bad, but——

If you can't reach him, it seems that there are not many otome writers who can really reach him.

In every sense, no.

It was originally Tsurumaru and Hasebe's turn to rest today, but Tsurumaru went back, and Hasebe said that he didn't need a holiday, so he gave the holiday to Kunikida and Nakaya.

Kunikida decided to go outside to find out information about this world, and Chuya said that he was here, and he would help out before going around, otherwise he would feel embarrassed to take a day off for nothing.

"Come, come, Dundun, I'll teach you how to make milk tea!"

When Hasebe ordered the others to clean up the store, you kidnapped Atsushi.

...It is said to be cleaning, but in reality, only Hasebe and Nakaya, who helped him, and Kunikida, who saw that Nakaya left behind, decided to do a cleaning before leaving.Both Tosi and Dazai pretended that they were cleaning, but they didn't move at all, and they were still tacitly considering whether to report each other.

"Dun Dun, look, look, this is the way to do it here!"

"Okay, Miss Chacha, is that so?"

"Dun Dun, look, look, the pudding is here!"

"Okay, Miss Chacha, I understand."

"Dun Dun, look, look, at this time, shake your arms like this to make them evenly swing!"

"Okay, Miss Chacha, it's still a little difficult..."

"Dun Dun, look, look, it's done after pressing like this!"

"Okay, Miss Chacha, is it right like this?...Ah, it's done!"

"I suspect they are repeaters, but I have no proof." Dazai, who was making fun of fish, whispered to Tosi next to him.

"..." Tosi didn't answer him directly, but silently took out his mobile phone and pressed it.

"I suspect they are repeaters, but I have no evidence. I suspect they are repeaters, but I have no evidence. I suspect they are repeaters, but I have no proof. I doubt..."

Only Dazai's speech just now came from Tuosi's mobile phone, and it seemed that it was recorded.

"Look, Dazai-kun, this is the repeater."

In the next second, Dazai immediately made the same action as Tuo Si just now.

"Look, Dazai-kun, this is the repeater. Look, Dazai-kun, this is the repeater. Look, Dazai-kun, this is the repeater. Look, too..."

"No, Fyodor, this is the repeater!"

"Fuck, ban nesting dolls!" You yelled at the two who were idle at the bar.

...Is the word matryoshka used in this way in another world? ? ?

Atsushi Nakajima, who had just arrived, was very confused.

Forget it, it's just the way the words are used, and he has a hunch that more things will confuse him next.

"Suddenly I miss Tsurumaru Kiss." You sighed casually, "The only pistachio went back like this!"

"...Chachachacha!" Dazai moved closer to you, "I can also be a pistachio!"

"Go away! You are not a pistachio!" You black mud monster! ! ! !

You pretended to kick Dazai: "Let me clean it!"

Without warning.

In the next second, a rose appeared in front of your eyes.

"Mr. Dazai, stop making trouble." You pushed the hand holding the rose aside, because it seemed that only Dazai would do such a thing among the people present, so you subconsciously thought that Dazai did it.

"Hey, it's not me." Dazai waved his hands to show his innocence.

"What? Who would that be..."

You turned your head while muttering, and saw a young man you had never seen standing behind you.

...For the time being, I have never seen it before.

"That's a good question—! Then, here's the question, who am I—!"

The young man threw the rose into the sky. I don't know if he did it on purpose. The rose turned a corner in the air and landed on your head.

"Answer A: Gogol! Answer B: Gogol! Answer C: Still Gogol!" The young man who called himself Gogol took the rose off your head again and handed it to you again. "That's right! I'm your real pistachio—Gorrie~!"

shit.

Fuck blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! ! ! ! ! ! !

At this moment, your heart has completely become a repeater who can only talk about shit.

Your first reaction when you saw Gogol was——

Fuck, Gogol has a color scheme! ! !

Do you still remember a certain friend of yours who pushed the gay box (in fact, she also promoted someone from Hong Kong and Wuzhen, and DD’s friends are of course DD!), who helped you and Tuo Si a few days ago The one in the picture P...she would even dream that she exclaimed "Gogol has a color scheme!"—and then woke up and found that it was just a dream and came to you and cried.

Before you were about to yell out, someone next to you yelled out for you——

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

Atsushi Nakajima exclaimed for a few seconds, and jumped onto the bench next to him, just like you who saw a mouse when you ran out of the room hungry in the middle of the night to find something to eat.

"...Wait a minute dun dun, how could you shout before me!!!" You said this, and then you exclaimed, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooahs.. !"

"Hey, why are you screaming? It seems very interesting, then I will come too!" Gogol laughed a few times, and then yelled, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"What's the matter, Atsushi? Being so loud will disturb the people, don't be surprised." Kunikida frowned. Since you and Gogol were not under his jurisdiction, he only named Atsushi.

"But, but Mr. Kunikida! This man is one of the five evils... The point is! He cut off my leg and stabbed it on the cut surface...!"

"...?" Kunikida's eyebrows twitched, and he turned to look at Dazai, "Did you hear what he said?"

"No." Dazai waved his hand.

It's silenced, poor little tiger.

"I didn't expect to meet you here, man-tiger boy!" Gogol smiled and waved at Dun, then covered his mouth and said in surprise, "However, I don't even know where this is!"

"And moreover! Tuo Sijun is here too - not only that, but he has a good time with the detective agency!! Wow, is this hell? Or heaven -? Or, I am dreaming!" Gogol Sentence after sentence like a machine gun, the other people around couldn't find a chance to answer, "By the way, Tuo Sijun, your hand holding the feather duster hasn't moved at all since the beginning!"

He also sold Tosi without hesitation.

"What!" Hearing this, Hasebe finally couldn't hold back, "I don't care if you are a mouse or a devil, clean it up for me——!!!"

........................

Before Tosi answered Hasebe.

The uncle owner of the fruit shop next door suddenly rushed to the door of the shop with a fruit knife and said loudly to you:

"Chacha! Are you okay!!! I heard your screams and came to save you!!! These people must be criminals who robbed you!!!"

As he said that, the uncle pointed the fruit knife at Hasebe who was pulling Tuosi's neckline.

Tosi: I'm so weak.jpg