I only like you as a paper man

"It's too troublesome, let me refuse." It's no wonder that Dostoyevsky is always merciless when rejecting people.

"Why! Don't Mr. Dostoevsky want to go to the amusement park to have fun? You see, it can just make up for your missing childhood..."

"my childhood?"

"Sorry, I don't know your past, but I think you must have no childhood."

"..." I don't know if these words touched Tuosi's pain, he put on a delicate expression, "What if I still say I won't go?"

You snorted coldly, you knew he would say that, he didn't seem to realize that he had fallen into your trap(?) at all.Tosi and Osamu Dazai once asked the honest man Shibusawa Tatsuhiko a similar question - "What will happen if we refuse to wear the clothes you made for us?", and Shibusawa immediately let him down with just one word. The two backed down.

This word that seems to have magical power is——

"cry."

Tosi, who watched you say this with a chuckle, already knew why you answered him like this. He and Dazai were indeed defeated by Shibusawa's words before.Dazai's reason is probably that he has no interest in comforting the crying man or that he doesn't want to see the man cry so much trouble, while Tosi's reason is that it will not be so troublesome to choose to change clothes obediently anyway, after all, it is just a change of clothes.

...Then, what will happen if I reject you here?

Even if you can say "Mr. Dostoevsky! Why do men say you can cry and I can't! Are you interested in men but not women at all!" will be surprised.In other words, he thinks that you will threaten him with information about "Dostoyevsky's embarrassing things"... Of course, this time it will definitely not work, after all, he didn't believe it at all last time , I just pretended to be a believer, I believe you, don't expose my black history, and took the opportunity to make vinegar-flavored milk tea to get revenge on you.

Heh, he underestimated you so much, you knew he was pretending, that's why you gave the cup of milk tea to Milk Cream!

It can’t help that Dazai can “predict, predict and counter-predict” with him. In this small matter, you, as a fan, can of course “predict and predict and counter-predict” with him.

"Of course, there is a reward! If you go with me, how about I lend you the computer!"

Hearing this sentence, Dostoevsky was moved.

In fact, he has been to an Internet cafe secretly, but the ghost knows that Internet cafes in your different world still need to register with an ID card... No ID card?Then take out your passport!

How can a black household have a passport?nonexistent.

... No, but, how could he admit that he was moved?

"Well, even if I refuse, you will try to bribe or threaten me with various reasons until I agree...In this case..."

"Yeah! Go to Disney!!!" You happily jumped three times on the spot, and the umbrella you held in your hand knocked on Dosi's head three times in a row.

In fact, from the very beginning, he was constantly hit on the head by the handle of the umbrella.This can't blame you, because you are too short, it is too difficult for you to hold an umbrella for him.

"Let me hold the umbrella instead." If it wasn't for the fact that the sun was too hot, he would never have said such a thing.

Hearing what Tosi said, you were immersed in the joy of convincing the devil to go to Disney with you in the last second, and turned into a horrified face in the next second: Fuck, the world is going to be destroyed, and Tosi is coming hold an umbrella? ? ?

You padded your feet and touched his forehead with the back of your hand, trying to feel the temperature of his forehead.

"what are you doing."

"Uh...no...just wondering if you have a fever."

"...I just don't want to get knocked on the head again."

"Oh, oh! I've worked hard, okay! Who made you grow so tall!"

"You are too short." Tosi said mercilessly.

You threw the umbrella to Tuo Si angrily, and also cursed mercilessly: "Hmph, you are just a race advantage! Only now can you laugh! No, why are you complacent about being taller than girls!"

"I didn't compare my height with you, I was just stating the facts."

"...too much!" You punched him on the arm, "Mr. Dostoevsky, you are too deceitful!"

"it hurts."

Tosi rubbed his arm with the other hand, always felt that he was hurt every day after coming to another world—like being hit on the head by the mobile phone you threw out, like being hit on the head by you with a wine bottle ( Attempted), like being knocked and knocked by you with an umbrella handle (although you were unintentional, but he has every reason to suspect that you did it on purpose), like being punched by you on purpose.

"You didn't cry out for pain when A hit your head with a wine bottle, why are you crying out for pain now???"

"...The situation is different." Tosi replied without even looking at you.

"So when you saw Mr. Dazai in prison, your first reaction was to play a guessing game with him?"

"Isn't that just to throw out the premise of the following text?"

What Tuosi refers to is: the foreshadowing for asking him "what method do you use to communicate with the outside world".

"Just pretend, don't think I don't know how happy you are to chat with Mr. Dazai."

After all, it was written in the formula book that what Tuo thought wanted was a chat partner with the same brainpower as himself.

"Is that right?"

"Is not it."

"Speaking of it." Tosi raised his head and glanced at the umbrella he was holding, "This, it's not my surroundings."

"...Who, who would go out with your umbrella around you! It's too shameful, okay!" When you think that if you do this, the people around you will cast two eyes on you, and you will suddenly feel helpless fall in love.

"...You won't?" Chang Tuosi was shocked now, as if he was surprised that Osamu Dazai said that he would not casually strike up a conversation with other girls.

"If you want an umbrella with your own face printed on it... I can get one for you." You smiled as a profiteer, "Of course, you have to charge for it! Because I won't help others prepare Fei Jia's surroundings." ! But given your special status, I can open a back door for you!"

"Thank you, no need."

Just when you are hesitating whether to complain about him, "Please don't be so polite at this time", you have already arrived at the subway station, you put away your umbrella and put it in your bag, wailing in your heart why you didn't carry a pain bag today.

You went to buy a subway ticket for Tuo, and kindly taught him how to use it, but he would answer you: Of course he knows how to do this kind of thing, and he is not an alien.

You really want to yell at him and say: What?do not you? ?Both you and Mr. Dazai are in the prison, and the aliens' brain power is pk, okay!

You get on the subway.

As soon as he went up, Tosi regretted it.

It's better to say that he regretted it before going up.

Who can tell him, is this really a subway ride?Are you taking the subway?Instead of salvaging sardines? ? ?

There was a strange smell in the whole subway, which made him feel a little nauseous, and he could even feel the breath of the uncle next to him hitting his ears... Why do you have to take the subway instead of driving?He looked down at you who didn't know what to dig in the bag, and thought, forget it, maybe you can't step on the brake at all.

He leaned in front of you and deliberately stepped on the uncle next to you.

"Sorry, I didn't mean it." Look, Tuosi's mouth is a deceiving ghost.

The uncle cursed a few words, turned around, and the purpose of Mr. Moren was achieved.

You don't like the smell in the subway, so you always carry a disposable mask with you. You rummaged through your bag for a long time, and fished it up from the bottom... Ah, there is only one left.

You looked up at Tuo Si, only to think that his current expression was very similar to "I'll kill you all when I get out.jpg".

You glanced at the mask in your hand again, silently tore open the package, and handed it to him.

"You wear it, it will be more comfortable."

"Thank you."

Tuosi was about to reach out to catch it, only to realize that he couldn't free his hand at all—he was now maintaining his balance in the crowd in an extremely subtle way.He can't be blamed for this. This is the first time that well-meaning Russians crowded the overcrowded Chinese subway.

And you are different!You are short and you can't catch the lifting ring above. With years of experience in squeezing the subway, you have already figured out a way to keep your balance in the subway with your bare hands.

You stand on tiptoe and help him put on the mask with your own hands.He said thank you to you again, and only then did you realize that his eyes are as clear as violets... No, you always knew it, but this is the first time you two have looked at each other like this.

So beautiful, this face really won't lose to anyone.As you thought about it, you noticed the less obvious beads of sweat hanging on his forehead... probably because of his constitution that doesn't sweat easily.

Just when you were about to find a tissue from your bag to wipe his sweat, the subway bumped slightly, and you, who were distracted by Tosi, failed to stabilize your center of gravity, and fell into his arms like last night.

"Yes, I'm sorry." You let go of your hand immediately, and moved your hand behind your back at a loss, and kept saying "I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead" in your heart, and at the same time you were still struggling: Huh?This I died means that I hugged Tuo (although it was inflated) and I was so happy that I died, or because I hugged him so he wanted to kill me and I died?

"Don't mind."

None of them, because the great Mr. Dostoevsky, the devil, doesn't care about such things, and if he did, you would have died last night.

The announcement that the station was about to arrive came from the radio in the car, and the passengers who couldn't sit still began to move slowly towards the door.You watched a [-]-jin strong man sitting in a seat not far away stood up and squeezed through the crowd.

"Let's go, let's go, I want to get off." The brawny man shouted while pushing the crowd in front of him.Because this person has an aura that no one can beat me, no one dares to speak out.

The crowd, who had maintained a delicate balance, staggered because of the strong man. The uncle who was standing next to Tuosi was hit by the strong man (the strong man accidentally hit him hard with his arm) and went straight to the side. , and hit Tuosi again.

Are you all right, Mr. Dostoyevsky—before you can say that, the wonderful sensation of your chest grabs your full attention.