I only like you as a paper man

In stark contrast to Hasebe who comforts you and confidently assures you that as long as he is here, he will never let the Lord bother him again, and will definitely let the Lord live a happy and stable life——

Kicked Osamu Dazai to Doppo Kunikida across the road.

"Too————————— Za————————————!"

"Ah, ah, ah, ah..." Dazai, whose hair was not messed up even after falling across the road, complained as he got up from the ground, "What are you doing, Kunikida-kun! What if you break a bone!!!"

"Even if my pen is broken a hundred times because of you, you will never break it once."

Listening to the noisy voices of Dazai and Kunikida, you think something is wrong.

You are afraid that Kunikida will find an earplug for himself, so as to resist Tosi's talking spirit attack, and then beat Tosi, who has no supernatural powers, half to death in order to avenge one arrow.

You, who were hugging Hasebe's thigh one second, grabbed Tuo Si's arm the next second, and led him to a trot all the way to the alley next to him.

"...so tired." You wiped the sweat from your forehead.

"Are you worried about me having a dispute with Kunikida? Don't worry, I won't engage in unnecessary quarrels, let alone Mr. Dazai is here." Tosi quickly saw through your mind, "Even if you defeat the opponent here ...The chance that the other party will be safe and sound when they return to the original world is more likely."

In other words, perhaps only the spirit was transferred here, not the body.

If this is not the case, it is impossible to explain why he would wear his usual clothes when he came here instead of the prison uniform in the prison.

"I'm worried that Mr. Kunikida will maim your petite body with anemia and low blood pressure."

"Okay... so how do you want to solve this?"

"Anyway, you should object to me saying that you are afraid of being maimed! Do you also think you will be maimed!"

"Hiding strength is also a strategy."

"...Come on, I'm ashamed to hide my strength after being hit in the head with a red wine bottle by A."

"In that case..." Tosi stroked his chin and paused, "Don't you know about my strength?"

"I only know that you are good at bewitching people's hearts and stabbing people with a knife. Tell me honestly, are you and Orihara Rin blood brothers???"

"Orihara Rinya? A name I've never heard of."

"Well, it doesn't matter! Since you claim to be weak and have to play dirty every time, I will take it as that you don't know how to fight at all. Without superpowers, you are at most 0.2 men... As your boss , I still want to protect the employees!"

Tosi struggled for a while, should he question why it is "as your boss" instead of "as your fan", or should he question what is 0.2 men?

By the way, in your mind, Akutagawa without abilities is 0.3 men, Dazai without abilities is 0.5 men, and Izumi Kyoka without abilities is 3 men.

Occasionally you fall into the misunderstanding of "Fei Jia is a weak little baby" fans, and you are often complained by Nairhuang: "Be sober! He is so tall and stabbed Mr. Mori in the street, and cut his throat in an instant. Honest man , where is the weakness!"

At this time, you will send Nai Shuang an emoticon pack of "I'm so weak, Tosi ver.

"Look, he really looks like old man Pengci!" You have said this to Nai Shuang countless times.

"Where does it look like!!! He scares me to death, so he is clearly comparable to Jiang X Dao Dunzi!!!!" Nai Shuang refuted you countless times like this.

By the way, Nai Shuang’s real idea is this: Only the animation Tuo can tear the shield, and the manga Tuo Dunzi seems to be able to hit three at a time... But she still wants to thank you, fortunately, you brainwash her every day Said: The manga Fei Jia and the animation Fei Jia are completely two people!The manga Fei Jia is the beautiful boy I love!weak!Will be cute!I will also choke-! ! !

…Otherwise, the milk cream will be biased by the animated Arai-faced Tosi.

Your fan filter is too thick, and Cream always wants to smash your filter to pieces.She should really be thankful that you are only interested in paper figurines, otherwise you would be a little licking dog who follows Tuo Si's ass every day and brings him tea and water... You can't be saved kind of.

"Then, how are you going to protect me?" Tosi finally decided not to question any of your statements, and you wouldn't give any serious answers anyway, if you were serious, you would lose.

"I think Mr. Dazai is right, just run away!" You said, "You must not be allowed to have direct contact with Mr. Kunikida now... Well, you stay here, don't move around, I'll go buy some oranges... ...No, I'll go talk to Mr. Dazai first."

"It's so hot here." Dosi, who came to another world, really didn't want to leave the air-conditioned room for a moment.

"Just stay for 5 minutes... no, 3 minutes! Okay?" You clasped your hands and bowed to him repeatedly, "Please! Great Lord Dostoevsky! I will send you one of your Badge, okay?"

"...All right." You actually said "give him a badge of Fei Jia", and it seems that no matter how hard you try, you can't refuse it. He was just about to say, "but the badge is not needed", and he still Before you had time to speak, you left a sentence "Don't move around!!" and ran away quickly.

You have returned to the milk tea shop, the atmosphere in the shop is more harmonious than you imagined, Dazai is being lectured by Kunikida, and Tsurumaru is being lectured by Hasebe...if you add Tenshoin Eichi and Hasumi, this picture is perfect, you think.

"Master, you are back!"

"Chacha, you're back!"

Tsurumaru and Dazai regarded you as a life-saving straw, and immediately grabbed you.

You ignored them and said to the two newcomers, "Well done, Mr. Kunikida, and Mr. Hasebe!"

"Running for the Lord is my unshirkable responsibility, Hasebe."

"I've heard all about it, Miss Chacha, thank you for taking care of this useless...bandage waste device in our detective agency, and I will be taken care of by you from now on."

You almost thought that Kunikida was going to say "thank you for taking care of my useless son". You really deserve to be a mother servant in the detective agency.

"It's okay, it's okay, it's not troublesome, it's not troublesome!" You put your hips on your chest, and hearing Kunikida's words, you feel like a charter wife, "But now I want to borrow your useless son first!"

So you, Dazai, and Hasebe explained the situation separately.

The former said, "Hey, what Kunikida-kun will do is not up to me~" It looks like watching the excitement is not a big deal, and it is being used by you, "If you don't work hard, I will decorate the milk tea shop into a Nakahara Chuya or Fei Jia-themed milk tea shop” After threatening, he said that he would help explain and appease(?) Kunikida’s emotions.

The latter said, "Leave the milk tea shop to me! I often go to the milk tea shop in Honmaru to help, so there is no problem at all!"...In addition, Kunikida and Hasebe can take care of the two problem children in the store respectively , you safely handed over the store to them, and handed over the key to Hasebe before leaving.

It turns out that you spend a solid 10 minutes working through these things, and when you get back to the alley, there's no one there.

"Mr. Dostoevsky!?"

You panicked, feeling tense in your heart.

You ran to the innermost part of the alley and called his name again.

Still no reply.

Did he leave on his own initiative?Or was it taken away...?If it's the former, forget it, but if it's the latter... what should I do?In case he is really taken away by bad guys (although he is a bad guy himself!)... He seems to be able to escape by himself, and it is likely that he was taken away on purpose.

Wait a minute, that's not right!It stands to reason that if someone suddenly disappears or disappears, shouldn't everyone be so worried that they cry! ! !

In fact, you are not really worried about him, what you are worried about is just in case, in case, in case something happens to this person, then you will not read the update of Wenhao Xiaoyegou! ! !

"Stinky rice balls! If you don't come out again, I'll throw your hat into the dye vat!"

"...What color dye vat do you want to throw into it?"

"Hey woo woo!" When you turned around and found that Tuo Si was standing in front of you, you were frightened and took a few steps back. Because the space in the alley was too small, you were accidentally hit on the head.

"Don't worry... I've seen it. There is no camera here, and your appearance will not be recorded."

You understand the meaning of what he said, which means—you are lying to a ghost, there are no cameras in the alley, so whether he changes clothes here or does whatever he wants, he will not be photographed.

...So he clearly cares about what you said before! ! !

"You, where did you go! Make me worry!!!"

"Because you haven't come back after the appointed time, I went to sit in the next shop, where the air conditioner is fully turned on."

"...Oh, oh! As long as you're all right, Mr. Dostoevsky, I'm afraid something might happen to you."

"What can I do wrong?"

"I'm afraid you will be sent to the detention center if the police uncle checks the water meter."

"..." Tosi decided to ignore you and changed the subject, "So, have you explained clearly to them?"

"Yes! Today is your day off, Mr. Dostoevsky, are you happy?"

"Should be happy, but...you seem ready to stay with me?"

"What do you mean, do you dislike me?"

"I didn't say that."

"It's okay, I despise you anyway, so it's even."

“……………………………?”

You open the sun umbrella you just brought out from the store, and leave this alley with Tuosi.You struggled to lift the sun umbrella over Tuosi's head to shade the two of you from the sun.In fact, you don't want to hold an umbrella for him at all, which is too humble!

But you don't want Fei Jia's face to be dotted with black dots in the manga of the literary hero Xiaoyegou that you think about day and night next month! ! !Yes, you must not let Tuosi, who came back in reverse, have any accidents before he travels back!

"So, where do you want to take me?"

"Go to Disney, Mr. Dostoevsky."

The author has something to say: I can date (suddenly excited patient.jpg

In order to collect materials, my friends and I ran to a nearby park (although we didn’t get any materials

When two people are hesitating whether to take a ride on the Ferris wheel

Me: Forget it, you can buy a baji (badge) with this extra money

Jiyou: Grass, is Baji already your unit of measurement? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Then before going home my friend said:

"You are really inseparable in three words."

Me: ...Fuck.