I only like you as a paper man

"Slapped flat???" You exclaimed, and your first reaction turned out to be——

"Mr. Dazai, he has become a paper man???"

"It's too much, Chacha, even if you flatten me with a steamroller, you can't really turn me into a paper man..." Dazai rubbed his nose, feeling so wronged, "Besides, if it is possible to turn us into If it was the way to become a paper man, Fyodor would have been crushed into a paper man long ago."

... There is one thing to say, about this, Dostoevsky really can't deny it.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

After Osamu Dazai pretended to cry and kept shouting "Chacha is too good to treat me like this" for 3 minutes, you finally couldn't take it anymore.There is nothing you can do about him, so you simply let him lie on a big box in the warehouse, and gave him a facial massage.

Dostoevsky next to you is watching your performance while drinking his own milk tea.

Although I don't know if he was slapped in the face on purpose, but no matter how you think about the current situation, he did it on purpose.

"Fyodor, are you thinking that as long as you get slapped on the door, you can also enjoy this kind of treatment like heaven?" Osamu Dazai still didn't forget to twitch and increase his hatred.It's a pity not to be a T because he can't help but mock his enemies (tuo) and people (si) on insignificant things.

"Shut your mouth! Be careful, I'll break your mandible directly!" You stepped up your strength and yelled at Dazai fiercely, "Don't think I don't know you did it on purpose!"

"I hate Chacha, why did I do it on purpose~ My nose is still aching!"

"Then you will die of pain!"

Dostoevsky has already planned a way to get revenge on you two in his heart, and he did not forget to mock back in his heart: Heh, I can just move my mouth if I want to, how could I make such a touch like you? behavior.Yes, that's right, it's right to persecute Osamu Dazai anyway.

He imagined how Osamu Dazai's jaw was dislocated, and almost laughed out loud.

5 minutes later, you drive Dazai back to work.You stood on the spot and shook your hands, looking at Doss: "...Mr. Dostoevsky, do you want to enjoy a facial massage too?"

Tuo thought for a while, and felt that even if you were thinking about your Fei Jia, you would not do such a thing as "mandible fracture" to him. However, he is different from Dazai who was photographed in the face by the door. You don't need to do anything extra.

So, he replied to you, "I don't need it."

Tuosi pointed to the outside of the warehouse again, and there were screams coming from outside, and he said, "Compared with this, I think it's better for you to come forward and maintain it."

"That's right." You gave Tuo Si a thumbs up, "I believe that the rest of the parts can be sold out in just an hour!"

Saying that, you rushed out of the warehouse.

It turned out that just after Osamu Dazai left the warehouse, he was caught by the customer who won the first prize to speak the limited voice.

"What was he asked to say?" you ask Cream.

"It's nothing, it's just half-kneeling and pretending to propose." Nai Shuang answered you without raising her head, her hands continued to be busy, "Routine operation, Osamu Dazai will act in his true colors."

"...You're right, you really acted in your true colors." You responded, and continued to make milk tea.

It may be that the lottery tickets were all pressed down, until the lottery box was drawn almost to the bottom, and the customers won the first prize one after another.

Customer A——

"Mr. Chuya, please scold me!!!"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also very frightened when he heard this, and he looked back at Nai Shuang with a guilty conscience.

I saw—Naishuang ignored him at all, and was still busy with her own affairs.

right? ? ?Do you care about me anyway? ? ?By the way, you won't be jealous! ?Can you learn how to make tea? ?

Zhong Yuanzhong also thinks so.

"...This...isn't that good?"

"It's nothing bad, I've wanted to be scolded by Mr. Chuya for a long time!!!"

...(a kind of plant), what is going on with girls from another world!Are they all from M! ! !

"Even if you say that, I don't know what to say?" It's better to say who scolded me! ?You are strangers!Not that mackerel again.

That's right, if he was asked to scold that mackerel, he could use this opportunity to chase him and scold him for half an hour without repeating the same thing!

"Anything is fine! Please humiliate me as much as you want!!!" Customer A shouted disregarding his image.

"Too, too hard..." Sigma, who was watching from the side, couldn't help but sigh.

"Girls in another world are really free~" Gogol also sighed.

"...Okay, okay." Now that the customer has talked about this, he has to go all out——

"You bastard!"

Sorry, he can only hold back the lines of a certain golden person in a certain series of works that Ruanhuang likes, because his impression of this is too deep.

"Pfft." Nai Shuang finally couldn't hold back her laughter, "Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Chacha, did you hear that! Mr. Zhongye, he was pierced by Shining Soul hahahahahahaha!"

"I heard." Unlike Milk Cream, you were very calm, "I think he was influenced by you."

"Is there???" Nai Frost was unconscious.

"...Ah, Mr. Chuya scolded me, my life is complete!" Customer A slipped away happily.

Can life be fulfilled only by being scolded? ? ?This is too strange! ! !

Zhong, who couldn't complain directly, also felt a little panicked.

Customer B——

"Excuse me, is there Dostoevsky here?"

"No!" You answered quickly.

Gogol said, "I know that Tuo Sijun is in the warehouse, and I also know that Chacha doesn't want to share Tuo Sijun with other girls. Logically speaking, I should keep it a secret, but who told me that I am a weirdo who doesn't play cards according to common sense? I should have betrayed them, shouldn't I!" Sigma saw through his expression before he could speak, and Sigma and Atsushi Nakajima tightly covered their mouths.

"...It's a pity, I wanted Tuo to say, 'Dazai-kun, my destined enemy, you might as well go back to Siberia and get married with me instead of staying here all this time.'"

You say "... I regret it! I want to hear this kind of line too! No, it's not too late to catch Mr. Dostoyevsky, I'm going to get him out of the warehouse now Grab it!" The expression on your face was seen through by Nairhuang before you could speak, and Nairhuang and Osamu Dazai, who didn't want to be persecuted, grabbed your arm tightly.

"I really can't help it, then name Dazai Osamu!"

Osamu Dazai regretted it.

If he had known this would be the result, he might as well have asked you to release Tosi from the beginning, so that he would not have to be forced to say such torture lines——

"I, I want to die with Fyodor...to die...for love...Only Fyodor is me...my...life...destination...destination..."

"It doesn't look like Osamu Dazai at all! Boss, can I ask to do it all over again?"

"Yes!" Anyway, it is Dazai who is being persecuted, of course you are happy, the tape recorder is on, everything is ready!

"Chacha, I will definitely pay back this grudge..." Dazai muttered in a voice only he could hear, and then decided to fight it out.

"I want to die in love with Fyodor. Only Fyodor is the destination of my life." I'm sorry, although I have made up my mind just now, my mouth is uncontrollable without even punctuation marks, and I crackle this sentence The words are finished.

"……boss."

"Mr. Dazai, please do it again."

"..." Grass, Fyodor help!

Look, he was really overly frightened, and subconsciously shouted "Fyodor help!"

As for Tuo Si, who was fishing in the warehouse, he... Do you think he would feel embarrassed because he felt that he was indirectly persecuted?you are wrong.Although his facial expression remained unchanged, there was a pleasant aura around him.

Well, Dazai-kun, you have today too.

"I want to die in love with Fyodor, only Fyodor is the destination of my life."

When Osamu Dazai uttered this sentence for the tenth time, he finally succeeded!

The customer went home satisfied.

And Osamu Dazai rushed into the toilet with a stride.

"Mr. Dazai, is he alright?" Dun asked.

"...It's okay, he just wants to vomit for a while." You replied.

Customer C——

"Chuya Nakahara! Please shout ten times I will always love that bastard Osamu Dazai!"

Dazai who just came out of the toilet was stunned.

He took out his phone, turned on the recording function and handed it to you: "Chacha, record for me."

"Don't you know how to record yourself?"

"I'm going to throw up some more."

... As expected of Osamu Dazai, even if he put himself in, he would persecute his ex-partner without hesitation.

"I, I always like...like...too...too...too...hey, who (silenced) can say this!?" Nakahara Chuya's salesman The spirit finally lost to the disgust of Osamu Dazai.

After he finished speaking, he realized that it was over, and he was going to be complained.

Who knows that customer C exclaimed: "Okay! This is the effect I want! This is just like Zhongya in the Central Plains!!"

So customer C left happily.

Osamu Dazai finally leaves the toilet and protests to you: "Chacha! Chuya fouled!"

"No." You replied, "It's enough for the customer to be satisfied!"

Dazai couldn't tell.

Sigma has been estimating the amount of remaining lottery tickets, and put up a "stop queuing" sign at the end of the line in advance.

After all the staff in the milk tea shop were baptized by customers, they finally welcomed the last customer.

"Hey... There are still 10 lottery tickets left, so I'll buy ten cups."

"Why do men buy so much...?" Sigma was very puzzled.

"Mr. Dazai told me that he is Dostoevsky's rival in love." Atsushi Nakajima replied to Sigma in a low voice so that no one around could hear him.

"Rival...?" Sigma showed a terrified expression.

run, run!A few lives are not enough to be a love rival with Dostoevsky, okay, little brother!

"Ah, I got the first prize."

"Chacha, it's over, I think Immortal Grass is going to name you." Nai Shuang grabbed you back who was about to say hello to Immortal Grass, and held you down.

"Why did you name me?" You blinked your eyes and asked innocently.

"Because you're a fucking idiot!" Nai Frost, who was watching all kinds of emotional problems around you, finally couldn't help but yell, but it doesn't matter, this level of dialogue is a routine operation for you, you don't need it at all. I think there is something wrong with Nai Shuang scolding you like this, "He didn't name you, so why should he name Tuo Si???"

who knows.

Xiancao's next sentence was really——

"Excuse me, is Fantuan-san here?"

The author has something to say:

Osamu Dazai: The front row sells melon seeds, biscuits, milk tea, cola popcorn and small benches for people to watch the show!

Tuo: ………………… (Climb for the Lord (x

感谢在2020-02-2213:36:48~2020-02-2312:33:58期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Sasaki Eri; 2 bottles of Qinglingzi;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!