I only like you as a paper man

The clown is worthy of being a clown, and his business spirit is twice as high as that of others.At this time, I still know that I can't call him "Tuosi Jun", but "this guest".

There was a burst of wailing outside the store, so many girls in front of them didn't get drawn, why did they get drawn by this man who somewhat resembled Dostoevsky? ? ?What are men doing to participate in this event! ?This is too strange!Did he give it?Only if you give will you be interested in this link! ! !

"Are you here to spoil the scene?" Hasebe, who had been busy in the background for a long time, finally couldn't stand it anymore. He lowered his voice and tried not to let the guests outside hear him, "Leaving aside the first prize, but you put the only special prize How can you make the guests who have drawn prizes before you feel embarrassed!!!"

"But... I'm also a guest." Tosi's tone was somewhat innocent, and he showed the receipt in his hand, "Look, Mr. Hasebe, I bought two glasses."

"...I testify." Sigma, who watched the whole process, said, "He did smoke after buying two cups of milk tea."

"In the end, there was a special prize and a first prize. Maybe this is true European blood." Atsushi Nakajima lamented that he played mobile games when he was free, but he was an African through and through, even Akutagawa Ryunosuke Bi Taou.

"Forget it, Mr. Hasebe, isn't this very good." The candlestick moved closer to Hasebe's ear, and whispered to Hasebe: "The special prize is taken away by my family, which can save a lot of cost. , It’s good for the Lord and everyone.”

"That's right." Hasebe replied in a low voice, "But I haven't admitted that I'm a family with him yet!"

"So, so, who does this guest want to designate to speak?" Gogol continued to stir up the atmosphere, a natural improviser, "Whoever designates what—anything is fine! But You can't do anything yellow!"

"..." If he can tell celebrities what to say about pornographic lines, the world will probably be destroyed along with it, right?You think so.

"That's right, it's good to name someone to say something..." Tosi took the lottery ticket and carefully studied the content on the lottery ticket.

Then he set his sights on you.

You have a bad feeling.

Looking left and right, this person must be looking for faults, looking for bugs, and then making a lot of money!

"As long as they are people in the store?" Tosi asked.

"That's right, anyone can do it~☆!" Gogol snapped his fingers.

"There is no expiration date written on it, that is to say... can it be used at any time?"

"This..." Sigma didn't know how to answer for a while. He noticed that the customers behind Tosi were getting impatient, so he could only say, "We can't decide either, please go to the store and ask the boss."

Tosi finally entered the store logically.

"Is the milk tea I bought ready?" Tosi urged Kunikida who was making milk tea in the background.

"It's done! Don't make trouble!" Kunikida handed him his milk tea impatiently.

"Thank you, it's really hard work for the big festival." Tosi took his two cups of milk tea, and then approached you.

"Mr. Dostoevsky . . . why are you here?"

If you catch him in the warehouse, it will be bad if the guests see that you have a good conversation, maybe it will be said that you don't want the guests to get the prizes and make a black box!

"Can't I come here?" Tosi asked back, and then said, "This is a rare opportunity, so come out and show your appreciation."

"..." You gave Tuosi an expression of "Are you serious?"

Tosi pretended not to see it, and changed the topic: "I was the one who got the special prize, which saved a lot of expenses for the milk tea shop, didn't it?"

It is true to say so, but the focus should not be on the grand prize at all!There are so many guests outside, but few of them actually came for the special prize. The special prize is just a gimmick.

That's right, what everyone and you care about is not the special prize, but the first prize!Letting someone who looks and sounds like a self-promoter say the specified lines to himself... What a happy thing!

"That's right...but now I care more about the first prize you drew."

You got your fingers right, and you feel that the little angel and the little devil in your heart are fighting——

Little Devil: Haha!If Tosi doesn't take the opportunity to take advantage of you now, then he is still a man!

Little Angel: Don't think like that!How can Mr. Dostoevsky have any feelings for you!

……like this.

You are expecting some otome game-like plot to happen, but you feel that this will never happen. After all, you like Dostoev, who is difficult to deal with when readers and authors agree that he has no shares in Jinjiang Marysu. ski.

You simply break the jar, and as long as he uses up this coupon, you don't have to continue to worry about such insignificant matters.

So, you simply gave Tuo Si a bad idea:

"Why don't you name Dazai-kun!"

"Dazai-kun?"

"That's right, as long as you let him say something like 'I love Nakahara Chuya deeply', it will definitely hit him a ton!"

"..." Tosi thought silently: Are you a devil?In this way, if Dazai-kun said "I love Fyodor deeply", wouldn't it also cause him a ton of blows?

Well, this may be because you are guilty of being a thief, after all, you still secretly read that kind of fanbook in private.

"It's true that doing this can deal a blow to Mr. Dazai, but it's too wasteful to use it here." Tosi played with the first prize lottery ticket and smiled meaningfully at you, "I want to ask... as long as It's the employees of this store, anyone can name them, right?"

"That's right, anyone can." You nodded, because you were too convinced that "Mr. Dostoevsky will definitely not be interested in me", and you didn't think he would name yourself, "Even The milk cream that came to work today is fine."

Without hesitation, he used milk cream as an example.

By the way, I added a sentence in my heart: as long as you are not afraid of being revenged by the Central Plains Central Committee afterwards.

Milk Cream, who was eavesdropping outside the warehouse with Osamu Dazai and Gogol:? ? ?What did I do wrong again!Why did you suddenly cue me!

"If you say that, can it be used for you?" Tosi asked.

".........?" Your smile froze in the air.

"Eh...huh...huh??" Tuosi's words were too informative, which made it impossible for you to digest them for a while, and he moved his hands up and down in unintelligible movements, "Huh, haha Haha! Dostoevsky really knows how to joke, I know, I know, you just want to confirm how widely the lottery ticket can be used~ Don’t waste such a good opportunity on me~!”

"...Please don't change the subject, Chacha."

"But... yes." You lowered your head, a little panicked, "Because it's written like that on the lottery ticket, as the boss, I can't go back on my promise..."

Nai Frost, who eavesdropped outside the door: "Shang A Tuo! If you don't take advantage of such a good opportunity, you are still a man!"

"There is no expiration date written on it, which means there is no regulation?"

"Yes, yes...Although generally speaking, it needs to be used on the spot, but since there is no expiration date written on it, it can be used at any time..." You were suppressed by Tosi's aura.

"So that's it." Tosi put away the ticket with satisfaction, "Do you still remember the last time you exchanged your favorite Fei Jiaqin's sea view room badge for the chance to realize your wish?"

"Of course I do remember." ... Nonsense!That's a sea view room! !That's my sea view room! ! !Will forget is a ghost! ! !

"At that time, you said that you should save this opportunity to realize your wish until next time."

"...Yes." Although I haven't thought about what wish to make now, no matter what wish I wish, it would be too wasteful.

"In this case, let me also save this opportunity for next time." Tosi said.

Osamu Dazai, who was eavesdropping outside the door, responded to Nai Shuang's words just now: "I'm sorry, he is indeed not a man."

"Huh... oh... ah... good..." You breathed a sigh of relief.

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wrong! ! !

This makes people even more nervous, doesn't it! ! !Mr. Dostoevsky! ! !What do you want to keep it for! ! !At this time, shouldn't it be used immediately to save other people's nights and dreams! ! ! ………… Well, he probably intended to make people flustered, and finally used it when he was surprised, so that he could see the interesting reaction of the prey when he was playing with him.

"Here." He handed you the caramel milk tea in his hand, "I think you should be tired after working for so long, so take this opportunity to take a rest."

"...Did you buy it for me specially?" You took the milk tea and looked at Tuo Si in disbelief.

"It's just a small gesture in return."

"...Thank you." You inserted the straw into the milk tea and drank it with relish.Probably because Mr. Dostoevsky specially bought it for you. Even the milk tea in his own shop, which he is a bit tired of drinking, has become extraordinarily delicious.

He is too kind, right?

Sure enough, a well-meaning Russian?

... No, this must be a sugar-coated cannonball!It's his usual trick!

"But Mr. Dostoevsky...you're not here to warm me up, are you?"

"I want to go out for a walk." Tosi replied the words he had prepared a long time ago, "However, it would be too lonely to take a walk alone on this occasion... I don't know if I have the honor to let my eyes My lady accompanied me for a walk on the street after work."

Gogol, who eavesdropped outside the door: "...you are wrong, Mr. Tuosi can do it!"

"Huh?" You were stunned again.

"Need I repeat that?"

"No—no need!"

What are you doing!Isn't this the same as a date invitation...!No, this is it! ! !

Do you want to agree?Just agree, right?If this is in an otome game, if you refuse the invitation at this time and on this occasion, isn't it destined to lead to BADEND!

... No, think about it carefully, this is Dostoevsky the Devil, maybe it will be the other way around?

Cocoa cocoa hateful!If you think this way, don't you enter the theory of infinite nesting dolls again!If this entanglement continues, won't it be endless! ! !

"Take a boxing game with me, and if you win, I promise you!" Your head began to become dizzy again, and you were so entangled that you couldn't make a decision, so you simply asked Tuo Si to help you answer.In this way, no matter what the result is, the favorability will not be lost.

"……it is good."

Then, Tosi he won.

Today is the holiday, you originally planned to close the store after selling out the lottery tickets in the lottery box, so that everyone can have a good rest.Well, now you have to work harder!Don't keep Mr. Dostoevsky waiting too long!

"Then you just wait here!" You didn't expect Tuo Si to help at all, turned around, and pushed open the door of the warehouse, "I will solve it quickly!"

Nairang and Gogol, who hadn't had time to escape outside the door, met your gaze, and they blinked at you.

"...Why are you eavesdropping again!" You were furious, "I know Mr. Dazai is eavesdropping too, right! What about others?"

Cream and Gogol pointed at the warehouse door opened by you: "...you smashed it flat."

Osamu Dazai who was slammed into the face by the warehouse door:

I-so-hate-ah-

The author has something to say:

Tuo, help me draw cards, please!

This chapter is the worst: Osamu Dazai.

It's good to beat people but not face (?

感谢在2020-02-2112:57:10~2020-02-2213:36:48期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 74 bottles in the lamp;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!