Two stupid postmodern life

"Xian Ye, come here." Er Sha waved at the side of the vegetable field.

Xian Yi put down the hoe, wiped the mud from his hands on his body, and then went over: "Second idiot, are you done?"

"Yeah. Don't move. I'll see how your anemia is doing." Ersha stood on tiptoe, leaned over to lift Xuan Ye's eyelids, and said while watching, "That's right, it's much better than before."

Xuan Ye smelled the scent of milk coming from Ersha's body, and took a deep breath without any trace.

Ersha: "Stand out your hand again."

Like student Xuan Ye, with his back facing up again, he stretched out his hands.

Ersha looked down at Xuan Ye's fingernails one by one to assess whether Xuan Ye's anemia had improved.

Xuan Ye lowered his head to study how many Xuan'er were behind the fool's head.

Recently, Xuan Ye likes to study Ersha very much.

The secret guard's reports about Jichang kept coming, and among them, there were traces of Ersha everywhere. Compared with Jichang, Xuan Ye was more interested in Ersha now.

He appeared alone in Floating Leaf City, ate hundreds of meals, picked up Jichang, rescued the Zhuzi who was believed to be dead by everyone, and then came to Shike to save the child molester Feicui.

He was the first person to propose the concept of part-time jobs. Afterwards, he continued to recruit people and create helper manpower. He received large orders for loading and unloading goods. Word of mouth spread the business continuously, making helper manpower develop from a small workshop with a few people to the current scale.

What scale is it now?

Let's put it this way, now in Shike, every household has at least one person who is a registered member of Helper Manpower.

What is a registered member?

To put it simply, it is just a serial number, and everyone can apply for it at the headquarters of Helper Manpower.

As long as you have this number, you can help manpower to find a suitable job according to your own ability and skills.

When Xuan Ye listened to the report from his subordinates, he was incredulous: "How is this possible? Every household?"

The secret guard Xuan Shisan, who was in charge of the news, confirmed: "The subordinates have repeatedly checked, and it is inferred based on the number of people. In a family with a large number of people, there may be more than one person registered."

Xuan Ye calmed down a bit: "Go on."

Xuan Shisan continued: "Night King needn't be so surprised. After being asked by his subordinates, although every family has this number, they may not be able to use it. Most people have it just for emergencies."

Xuan Ye held the teacup in his hand and groped carefully. Xuan Shisan didn't understand, but he understood what it meant to be a registered member.

Since I'm a registered member, of course it won't be you who came to me, I'll give you a number and it's over.According to the feeling of going to help manpower with Ersha last time, Xuan Ye believes that if you want to get this number, some of your information, such as name, age, family composition, what skills you have, and what kind of work you can accept, will all be recorded In the book.

Xuan Ye thought that the household registration department under him would not record more detailed and more extensive than this record.

Ersha and the helper manpower can achieve such a level of information, although it is only for the purpose of assigning work and expanding the scale, what if his information is stolen by someone with malicious intentions?

Or, the second fool...is someone with ulterior motives?

By coincidence, Xuan Ye slowly extended his hand towards the back of Er Sha's head.

As long as the hand is so... gently pressed down... Ersha will immediately burst into pieces and die on the spot.

In my mind, pictures suddenly popped up:

Under the sun at noon, Ersha said: "I am grateful for this era and the rulers of Shi Ke." His smile was so cheerful and bright.

In the Xiangxiang small courtyard, Ersha shyly said: "I turned over this land in the past two days, and it will be ready to use after a few days with some fertilizer. Tell me, what should I plant?"

In the vegetable field, Xian Ye is always forced to do radio gymnastics with him on the grounds that his body is too weak.

In the kitchen, after Ersha looked around, he secretly stuffed the package into his arms.

……

When he came back to his senses, Xuan Ye found that his hand was already on Ersha's head, he immediately withdrew his hand and backed away, but was already covered in cold sweat.

It's dangerous, but fortunately there is no internal force.

Ersha raised his head at this moment: "Why are you touching my head?" But seeing Xuan Ye's pale face and sweating, he quickly helped Xuan Ye to sit on the ground: "What's the matter? Is it hypoglycemia? Wait, wait. I'll get you something to eat." Saying that, he rushed to the kitchen.

……

'Boom...boom...boom', the beating of the heart has never been so clear, the sound was so loud that it almost deafened Xuan Ye.

A gust of wind blew by, and Xuan Ye found that his whole body was soaked, and his wet clothes stuck to his body, making him shiver with cold.

When going to capture the head of an enemy general among thousands of troops, when facing hundreds of people attacking alone, when he was abandoned by his relatives in the battle of Xian Kong, at any moment in the first half of Xuan Ye's life that was a matter of life and death, he did not like him. Live like this today.

Like a coward, he didn't even have the strength to stand up, so he could only sit on the ground, hugging himself and shivering.

Xuan Ye asked himself, I am... what's wrong?

Just kill someone.

A person who met by chance and has known each other for no more than two months.

For any unstable factor that would affect Xuanji's safety, wouldn't it be better to kill one thousand by mistake than to let one go?

Ersha ran back at this time, first stuffed a cake into Xuan Ye's mouth for him to eat, then took a blanket to wrap Xuan Ye's whole body, and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with a corner of the blanket, still remembering the cake in his mouth. He muttered: "Didn't you eat in the morning? Why did you suddenly have hypoglycemia, eat a cake first, and tell me if you feel uncomfortable."

The body gradually warmed up, with a touch of frankincense lingering around, the sound of the beating heart slowly subsided, Xuan Ye looked at the busy Ersha: No, he is not someone who met by chance.

He is stupid.

Without the halos of King Ye and the Fifth Prince of Xuanji Kingdom, Xuan Ye is just an ordinary person after all.

But even if Xuan Ye is a gardener and has no possessions, Er Sha is still the one who cares about him and loves him.

"Second idiot, do you like me?" Xuan Ye asked suddenly.

"Ah?" The second fool was confused, and quickly touched Xuan Ye's forehead: "Do you have a fever?"

No, the hands are too cold to test the temperature, Ersha can only touch his head to Xuan Ye's forehead: "Don't move, I'll take your temperature."

Feeling for a moment, it seemed that the body temperature was not high. Ersha was about to get up when Xuan Ye suddenly approached and kissed him.

Just after eating the cake, Xuan Ye still had the scent of the cake in his mouth, Ersha's first thought was: "Does this cake have too much sugar, why is it so sweet?"

No, why did Xuan Ye kiss me?He doesn't have a fever!

Could it be that I have a fever?

……

It's a pity that Ersha's first kiss was wasted in such confusion and doubt because the happiness came too suddenly.

Afterwards, Ersha covered his mouth: "Xuan Ye, why are you uncomfortable?"

Xuan Ye's face was a little red. After all, this was his first kiss: "I was a little dizzy and sweated a little earlier, but I'm fine now."

Ersha blushed, his neck was thick, and his eyes were about to burst into flames: "Then...then why did you kiss me?"

"Er Sha, I asked you just now, do you like me?" Xuan Ye thought Er Sha's appearance was very funny.

Ersha lowered his head and twisted his clothes with his fingers: "I like... I like you at first sight."

"Then now that I kiss you, it means I like you too, are you happy?"

"You're not kidding me?" Ersha said seriously, "I'm serious."

Xuan Ye solemnly said, "It's more real than real gold!"

Ersha raised his hand: "Speak, wait for me slowly."

Xuan Ye shut up. To be honest, he also needs time to calm down and think about the future between him and Ersha.

Do you want to tell Ersha his true identity?Still, continue to hide it, after all, the matter of Jichang has not been clarified yet.

On his side, he was engrossed in his thoughts, but suddenly there was a loud laugh from Ersha's side.

"Puff...Puff...hahaha..." Ersha put his hips on his hips and couldn't stop laughing: "It seems that I am still charming, Ersha.

Before I started chasing you, you fell under my suit pants.Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

Laughed halfway, and sang again:

I smiled proudly, and smiled proudly

Smile to see that people in the world of mortals are not old, I smile proudly

Smiling proudly, seeking a happy life

I smiled proudly, and smiled proudly

Taking advantage of the present with wine as a song, I smile proudly

Smiling triumphantly, seeking a lifetime of happiness...

Xuan Ye regretted it, and regretted confessing his confession a little early.

No matter how you look at it, Ersha looks a little weird now.

Could it be that he is really a fool?

Periodic illness, good and bad?