Two stupid postmodern life

It was dark in the room, but like the people in the room, they were alluring and were known for their extraordinary eyesight.Jichang looked at the person kneeling on the ground: "Ah Qi, you are here."

"Yes, the subordinate's rescue came late, which made the prince suffer." Ah Qi bowed her head in shame.

"It's okay, I'm fine here, and I haven't suffered a lot." Jichang relaxed, went to sit behind the counter, and said, "It's also thanks to you that you can think of this way, let me come to you by myself."

"After the prince Luohe disappeared, we searched all the way along the Qi River, but we didn't know the water, and the terrain was unfamiliar, so we took some detours. Afterwards, there was no progress. The fourth prince was worried about the safety of the country, so he took the first step. Go back, and tell us before you leave, you must find the prince, if you want to see people, if you want to die, you want to see the corpse." The young man's resolute face was about to cry: "The fourth prince also said that the prince cannot be found, and we dark guards can't find it." There is no need to go back."

"Haha, okay, okay." Jichang patted Ah Qi's head: "Isn't this found? Oh yes, why are you alone, and where are the other hidden guards?"

Ah Qi: "We are scattered, and each of us is in charge of an area in the lower reaches of the Qi River. I am in Shi Ke, and they are still looking for it elsewhere."

Jichang: "Oh, thank you for your hard work. I have been searching for several months in this unfamiliar place."

Ah Qi was overjoyed: "No hard work, His Royal Highness, I finally found you now, and we can go home."

"Go...home?" Jichang was stunned, why the first thing that comes to mind when thinking of home is Xiangxiang's backyard.

Yes, that cold, impersonal palace doesn't look like a home.

"No, I won't go back." Jichang smiled slyly: "No one knows me here, don't worry about anything, I live very well. You go back and tell Ji Heng that I won't go back. The prince wants to When, let him be."

Ah Qi seemed to be extremely surprised, and her usually serious baby face couldn't hold back anymore: "Prince, can you stop joking?"

"I'm not joking." Ji Chang said, standing up and preparing to leave: "By the way, how did you cover your pupils?"

Ah Qi took out a black transparent circular thin slice: "This is prepared for you earlier, the wafer made of obsidian, after wearing it, from the outside, the eyes are black, but if you wear it for a long time, your eyes will feel uncomfortable .”

Jichang took the chip and put it on his body, and was about to go out when Ah Qi suddenly said, "Prince, the reason why you look like this is because you have been poisoned by the witch tribe. If you don't go back, how will you get rid of the poison?"

Oh, forgot about this.

Jichang was the most concerned about appearance before, when he was rescued by Er Sha, he even almost committed suicide because of seeing his appearance, now that Ah Qi doesn't mention it, he almost forgot.

Go back to be a prince?Or, dawdling in Shi Ke?

If given these two options, Jichang would definitely choose the latter without hesitation.

However, what if you add the restoration of appearance and shape?

"Okay, then you should notify the other hidden guards first and ask them to withdraw from Xuanji first, and I will see when to go back depending on the situation."

Out of the native accent, Jichang continued his work like a normal person.

However, I started to feel uneasy.

If I turn my eyes back, what about the second fool?Will you go back with me?

After a day's work, Jichang returned home early.

All the cakes and McDonald's in Xiangxiang Cake Shop are sold out. The first few part-timers are sorting and cleaning, and Fei Cui is busy in the kitchen, preparing dinner.Seeing Jichang coming in, Fei Cui asked: "Let's eat fish at night, the wheat is better, if you don't eat it, it will be ruined."

Jichang: "Isn't the second idiot too fishy and too lazy to choose fish? Don't you like to eat fish? If you do it, he should be nagging again."

Fei Cui smiled: "It's okay, I'll do it according to his method today...boiled fish, these are sea fish, just a thorn, cut into pieces and treated with chili and pepper, there should be no fishy smell, here, try it. "He said, and handed over a piece with chopsticks.

Jichang opened his mouth to eat and tasted it. Sure enough, the meat melted in his mouth.

"Jade, you are such a treasure. Anything in your hands can turn decay into magic." Jichang praised.

Fei Cui blushed, and said after hearing the words: "This is all stupid idea, I'm just a worker, if you want to praise him, don't always praise me."

"Okay, it's okay if you both are treasures." Ji Chang smiled and left the kitchen and went to the front hall.

In the front hall, Zhu Zi was sitting at the table biting the end of his pen, frowning tightly.

Well, there is still a treasure here, I can't afford to mess with it, so run quickly, Jichang thought, and was about to retreat.

Too bad it's too late.

"Brother Jichang, come here, I have something to ask you." Master Zhuzi ordered like an adult.

Jichang could only go in and make fun of him: "What's the matter, Fat Zhu."

Since the arrival of Jade, the pillars have been enshrined with delicious meals and cakes all day long, and their height and weight have increased day by day. Unfortunately, the increase in weight is not proportional to height.

As a result, Zhuzi's small face became rounder and rounder, and he still had a double chin. Ersha looked funny, so he called Zhuzi Fat Zhu.

Fat Zhu was very angry: "Brother Jichang, can you tell me why you don't spend any money?"

……

This question is a bit unexpected, and it is really hard to answer.

"You, brother Ersha, why don't you two ever take money from me? You are so busy every day. Could it be that you only earn money and don't spend it?"

Jichang thought to himself: Before in the palace, there was a special person in charge of going in and out, and I really don't know how to spend money.

Of course, he didn't dare to say this, so he thought for a while and replied: "Although we are busy outside every day, we come back when it's time for dinner. We have everything to eat at home, so why don't we go out to eat and drink? Besides, Fei Cui and you have arranged everything very well, why do we need money?"

Fat Zhu seemed to be persuaded, and asked, "Is the second idiot the same as you?"

"Of course, the second fool doesn't need it anymore. He eats in Yayuan when he's working part-time. If he doesn't work part-time, he stays at home. How can he have a chance to spend money!" Ji Chang rubbed Fat Zhu's round face: "Okay, it's yours." Go ahead and worry about it if no one asks you for money, I have never seen such an accountant as you."

Zhu Zi had no choice but to bury his head in the ledger again, crackling his calculations.

After such a short period of time, the sky was getting darker, and Fei Cui served the dishes, laid out the dishes, and waited quietly for the last person in the family to come back.

Half an hour after the meal time, the second idiot finally pushed the door open and came in: "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm late today."

Fei Cui got up: "Second idiot, you take a rest first, I'll heat up the food, it will be ready soon."

Jichang: "Why is it getting late to go home now, why don't you just make a pastry?"

Ersha washed his hands and said, "After making the cakes, I chatted with Xianye for a while, and seeing that it was getting late, I hurried back."

"What are you guys talking about?" That Xian Yi didn't know if he had inquired about me.

"Bragging, that guy Xian Ye said he is a veteran, he participated in some kind of Xian Kong war, I believe him!" The second idiot 'cut', 120 did not believe it.

Jichang gave a 'thump' in his heart, and pretended to be nonchalant: "I also think he is bragging. It has been almost six years since the Xiankong War, and there are twenty Xianyis now. He joined the war when he was fourteen or fifteen years old. ?”

"Yeah, so I said he was spanking, but he still didn't admit it. If he had participated in the Xian Kong War, I would have traveled from another world, don't you think so?" Er silly laughed.

At this time, Jade came over with a hot meal, and the family sat around and began to eat.

In this family, there is no such thing as eating, sleeping, and talking. Ersha's mouth can be said whenever he wants, and no one can stop him.Jichang wasn't used to it at first, but now you don't let him talk, he still panics.

"Second idiot, let me ask you, at that time, why did you pick me up from the garbage dump?"

Ersha copied a mushroom, put it in his mouth and chewed it: "Why did you remember to ask this?"

Jichang: "When I think about it, I ask, why are there so many reasons!"

"Oh, then my answer is the same. If you want to save it, you can save it. There are so many reasons!" Ersha laughed: "Okay, I won't tease you, let me think about it."

Ersha put down the bowls and chopsticks, propped his chin and recalled: "In my mind, or in my impression, I have always had this idea. If I pick up a person in a garbage dump or some ruined temple, this person is not so handsome. It’s just that the wealth is incomparable to the country. In order to repay my life-saving grace, he will either promise me with his body, or give me countless gold and silver treasures..." Thinking of the joy, Ersha's beautiful eyes are about to burst into stars: " Then one day, this handsome guy will come to pick me up wearing a golden battle armor, stepping on colorful auspicious clouds, and tell me, 'I love you'. If he has to add a deadline to this, he hopes it will be... 1 Wannian..."

Ersha looked at Jichang, saw his eyes change from doubt to shock, and then to disbelief, and suddenly slapped the table: "What happened, I picked up your ugly and smelly chicken intestines, tell me, who should I ask for an argument?" go?"

Jade and Zhuzi made two 'puchi, puchi', spraying gruel on each other's faces.

"Ahem..." Jichang was also almost choked to death by the food in his mouth, and was speechless for a long time.

But to be honest, let him say it now, he really doesn't know what to say.

Said that I am the handsome and wealthy prince of a country, now I want to repay you, will you return my eyes to me?

Jichang dared to promise with his head that Ersha would definitely slap him and say, "Go away, I believe you."

Jichang's mouth was bitter and his heart was blocked:

Why is it so difficult to tell the truth now!