[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

In fact, mary and max belong to the M family. If you insist, they are probably of the same blood, because they are not only the same "M", but also the same "A".

In theory, they should hit it off. (What theory is this?)

In fact, Max felt that if one day he stopped playing, it must be forced by MARY—yes, the relationship between the two has reached such a serious level.

Max doesn't remember when he got this one. It seems like he will die if he doesn't talk for a second, he will feel uncomfortable if he is not hung on the wall in the server shouting channel for an hour, and he will not be successful if he doesn't PK for a day.

Such a person still wants to join his trade union, and tirelessly chases after him to apply for membership.

……

All in all, it's annoying.

To analyze the composition of supermary and supermax——

Both mary and max are server celebrities, very famous.

Well, it's just that the reason for being famous is a bit different.

As a ladyboy who makes no secret of her shyness and dedication, mary rushes to the front line of every group P or single P every day, wherever there is excitement, there is her strong figure—a long paragraph For a while, people who have turned on the game sound effects will automatically think of the four letters MARY when they hear the high-pitched voice of a female warrior wielding a knife.

...More seriously, he would subconsciously search for that figure near the screen while opening the package, ready to right-click on the scroll to return to the city at any time.

And max is different.

This is a master who stomped his feet and shook the Tucheng three times.

Today, just four months after opening the server, MAX and his brother MILK took over the status of the king of Taoist priest and mage on the server respectively. When Zongren was still struggling at level 25, the two seemed to have hooked up with the game administrator and opened the back door. Quietly reached level 35.

Milk is the first mage who has learned the ultimate skill of a level 35 mage "Ice Roar". Since then, the sound of howling ice and snow has set off the skirts of countless MMs.

The book "Summoning of the Beast" that max obtained silently completes the first scene of the birth of the "Legend" Italian server. Although, the "really a cow" in Mary's mouth actually looks "really not very good". overbearing".

This beast allowed MAX to dominate the server Taoist world for a long time, and let Max, a half-subsidized Taoist priest, set a record of single-handedly defeating a mage, a warrior, and two strong output professions at the same time and winning.

……

It wasn't until a long, long time later that the second "Summoning of the Divine Beast" broke out on other servers, and the server released this skill book one after another. After N years, the cow brother gradually became a rotten street thing-and before that, the red With spots, it will stand upright with a belly three times larger than its head when attacking. It has always been a status symbol.

... let's get away, we're not here to discuss cows.

In short, max founded the [RX] trade union, and captured the city in the first week of the Sabac siege campaign system. Trade unions formed a fixed collocation.

To sum up, max has game skills, union management ability, and micromanagement skills.

So in the eyes of some people, MAX is as noble and glamorous as a god.

——mary is included in "some people". ... In fact, he is very innocent, he just showed his love for Max Sensen more straightforwardly.

It's just because of childhood love. The word "childhood" is very magical. It is destined to affect people's choices and choices on certain issues in their later life. (The above-mentioned inspirational stories of the type of "the small one was killed by the blood book and determined to become the big one", we classify it as the category of "childhood shadow")

When the gods I met in childhood are still "great gods, see you every day" in the process of growing up, it will be different-maybe some people will be physically disgusted because of "seeing you every day", and fans will turn to passers-by, and passers-by will turn black, but for Mary is a very patient child, but Max's image is getting more and more brilliant—to the point where, under the disdainful eyes of some people, "holding Max's thigh" has become the goal of supporting Mary's efforts to move forward.

Although some people looked at each other with blank eyes, fortunately, most people in the server still knew the story about "the day when the date can't even be mentioned".

The vast majority of these people are Mary's relatives and friends—except for the medical school classmates who used to play together in reality, during the ecstasy days of wielding knives and blood, he killed a lot of iron-blooded real? It's like Mary's minion, who shouts at a large group of people when they do everything, from verbal entertainers who take "quarreling gunmen" as their job to silently leveling and slashing monsters without PK or appearing. There are all kinds of outsiders.

Therefore, in line with the biological instinct of "human beings gossip", the story about the "day when the date can't even be mentioned" was spread.

The camera goes backwards, and let us enter the pink youth memories of the false girl Mary.

That night, the sky was dark blue, the clouds were white, and there were no stars.

mary is still lively and naive, a real guy who is only level 19.

At that time, the female warrior named Mary was still wearing light blue light armor with high forks and exposed thighs... Cough, but that's not the point.

As MARY, that is, Yaral Morakot's real-life friend, Jim, a level 23 male mage also called jim in the game, reluctantly brought a tow bottle in the desert between Mengzhongtu City and Sabak Fight giant beetles and praying mantises on the map.

At eight o'clock in the evening, the game, which has always been relatively smooth, suddenly became a little stuck.

then……

[Current] jim: You said why are you so ugly, even a level server will block you.

[Currently] mary: ...fuck your fart.Calling you cheap, the handmade doll that was originally put in the bag and brought to you to please your wife is now taken out and put on the head of the bed again.

[Current] jim: Don't be like this, little prince Yalar, I promised Linda's TAT ​​that I would make a bunny doll for her by myself, I can't break my promise.

[Current] mary: Young man, do you know that you are wrong?

[Current] jim: Your Highness, I was really wrong, very wrong.

[Currently] mary: It's late. (Smile)

[Current] mary: ...huh?

JIM, who was immersed in typing and preparing to take tough measures, was so angry that he forgot what he wanted to say with a "huh"——

[Current] jim: Hey, your sister!Bring the rabbit! !

[Currently] mary: J, the colors of those names seem to be different, what does green mean (⊙o⊙)?Killing people and turning them into demons?

[Current] jim: Moyoumei...it's a siege battle.

[Current] mary: I opened the Sabac some time ago. I remember that some kind of RX union took over it. They went to attack the city?

Although Yalar couldn't see it, Jim, who was sitting in front of the computer, squinted his eyes mysteriously and smiled mysteriously——

[Team] Jim: Well, green represents the active siege gang, "Ragnarok" (guild name), right?In vain, they can't attack.

[Currently] mary: Uh.

[Team] jim: ...Of course, our trade union is not even qualified to apply for siege warfare ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

【Current】mary: ...why did you change the team channel.

[Team] Jim: ①Didn't you see the people from Ragnarok keep running past us?These people just ran over from the resurrection point, irascible creatures, have you ever seen someone make sarcastic remarks about irascible creatures? ②Family ugliness should not be publicized.

[Current] mary: You really are a villain.

[Team] Jim: Thank you for the compliment, let's go, Sabak is in front, I will take you to see God.

……

So, the two-person class stopped practicing, bypassing the group of violent creatures, and quietly groped towards the edge of Sabak City.

The closer the place is to Sabak, the more people there are. When the screen enters the outside of the city gate, the screen is full of scuffles, the screams of soldiers assassinating, the sound of flames burning from the mage's magic wall, and the screams of death of characters. The sound of Taoist priests adding blood or fighting against talismans made people's ears ringing in chaos.

Yalar frantically turned off the sound effects, and the world was suddenly quiet—there seemed to be no atmosphere.

After thinking about it, I turned down the computer sound, and then turned on the sound effect.

Move your buttocks and feel comfortable, watching the siege battle——

All the people are crowded together, the green names of the attacking side and the orange names of the defending side are mixed together, everyone is in the "guild attack mode" (*guild attack mode: the attack is invalid for the members of the guild), They huddled together and squinted their eyes.

……

Yalar also saw the roar of the leader of "Ragnarok" - he probably forgot to change the channel all of a sudden, and the excited words came directly: [Current] Odin Tomahawk: Shit! MAX is on the beast, which mage has learned the Holy Word (*Holy Word: has a chance to instantly kill all death creatures, including the beasts and skeletons summoned by Taoist priests)? ! !Learn not to fight, holy dog! ! !

I don't know what they will say, this comrade in arms is blown out——

[Currently] Odin Tomahawk: NMB!If he takes the dog alone, you won’t learn the holy words?Doesn't it hurt when a level [-] skeleton cuts you?grass!I can't bear to spend money to fight a siege!You are Mao's vice president! ! ! !

[Team] jim: This is scolding the vice president, who seems to be called Rocky, tsk tsk, dog bite dog, mouth hairy.

Jim, who is erudite and gossip, is very considerate to make a little understanding, so that Yalar can understand the relationship in time.

Listening to J's explanation, Yalar thought about his father Joshua Morakot's usual way of dealing with things in a dark and dark way, and suddenly felt that his father was very mighty.

The corners of his mouth were hooked, and just as he put his hand on the keyboard and typed a letter, JIM was bloody again——

[Team] jim: Oh, oh, oh, oh~~~ God has appeared! ! !The prince came out to see God~~~~! ! ! !

Yalar was taken aback, squinted his eyes, and moved closer to the screen, trying to find a God-like figure from the big group——

[Team] Mary: Huh?Is it the mage who cast the white group spell? What is the group method at level 35 called? "Ice Roar"?

[Team] Jim: No, that's God's brother.

[Team] Mary: ...

[Team] jim: Did you see that mythical beast standing up, it's earth red.

[Team] Mary: Let me see...

[Team] Mary: I see.

Jim smiled evilly, and was about to ask this country girl who had just met the world whether she was handsome or not, when the other person threw her a sentence——

[Team] Mary: The mythical beast is a cow?Oops

[Team] Jim: That's a dog!God dog! !Milk your sister! ! ...How did you type that word?

[Team] mary: embarrassment?this?

[Team] Jim: Well.

[Team] Mary: You have a charming smile, it's Chinese, you don't know it, you're illiterate.

[Team] Jim: ...Let's skip this topic.

Yalar smiled happily in front of the computer, grinning, his legs twitching, he stopped when he had enough, the corners of his lips curled up slightly, and he began to look for the earth-shattering cow beast on the computer screen. The master—is it called max, there is something after the name of the beast.

After searching for several minutes, Yalar finally found the "God" among the crowd before he was dazzled. The reason why he couldn't find him was because Yalar thought that as the president, Max would personally participate in the melee. So I always looked for someone in the group at the gate of the city, but after looking for a long time, I looked above the gate, only to find a male Taoist priest wearing a soul battle robe, standing condescendingly on the city wall, playing defensive talismans or magic talismans from time to time As a subsidy, or give full play to the role of a super doctor, and use the equally rare skill "collective healing" as rear support.

After seeing the slender weapon in the opponent's hand, Yalar whistled lightly—this Max, it's not too much to say that he is a god, but he even got the "Dragon Mark" sword. At present, the game has developed the best Taoist weapon.

After a long time, it was hard to get a "Purgatory" even though it ignored the profession, and it was still 3 grades lower than "Dragon Sword" in the horizontal comparison. Yalar still sighed, how many eras he is behind Max. ! !

While Yalar was drooling at the dragon sword, and jim was yelling in the team, "That's a dragon!! Dragon!!", MAX used the poisoning technique and the Taoist Combining the talisman, relying on the beast, and effortlessly, the vice president of the "Twilight of the Gods" guild - "Loki Fire Rod", which was the only level in the server at that time that could match max and milk Compete with high-level samurai.

Before max could finish him off, this guy went on a rampage and sent many "RX" guild minions back to their resurrection points, and successfully organized several effective attack breakthroughs, making "RX" almost fall at the first line of defense at the city gate ——Yaral looked at the time in the lower right corner and found that it was only 8:20. He couldn't help but sigh, compared to the incongruous "Odin Tomahawk", this vice president is much more powerful~~

……

At this time, I don't know what kind of madness the group of irritable creatures went into. Two or three warriors withdrew from the battle and rushed towards the two people who were watching happily.

……

Both of them froze for a second, and then immediately reacted.

Jim is not a soft character either, he succinctly popped out the word "kill" from his mouth, raised the shabby staff without hesitation, knocked down one in two or three, switched to "team attack mode" and started running to cooperate with Yara you.

Yalar dragged two warriors who were two or three levels taller than him, and they didn't like to fight. He would turn around and slash their swords from time to time to divert their attention to himself. The rest was all up to Jim.

No one thought that the small battle of four or five people here would actually arouse the idea of ​​the Lord God.

No one expected that Shangdijun would have time to meddle in his own business——

In fact, they didn't know that Max just felt a little better because he felt that the siege battle was a sure thing.So max, that is, Mammon Reguis, leaned back on the chair very relaxedly, pondered for a moment, typed a line in the chat box, pressed Enter, and sent it——

[Current] max: Odin, don't hurt the innocent.

……

Ignoring the group of psychopaths screaming "MAX is talking" at the bottom of the city tower, JIM and MARY are all stupid, and their running steps are two beats slower——

God is speaking for them?

God is speaking for them...

God is speaking for them! ! ! ! !

Immediately, Max's image was radiant, and Aral felt that MAX was a good person.

[Team] mary: J, I was bought, and I will join the club later.

……

Kind, tolerant, strong.

Max became another sense of God in Mary's mind.

……

The above is the story of "the day when the date can't even be mentioned", and for MAX, this day is indeed very commemorative-from then on, even if the sky fell, he never cared about his business .

In that era when rot was still relatively marginal, people could only shake their heads, twitch the corners of their mouths, and sigh——

"This evil, do it!"