[Online game] Shut up if you buy it for a dime

Yalar hung the character in the safe zone of Mengzhongtu City, and left the group of poor people next to the safe zone who finally came to their senses and started to perform the old-fashioned swearing on the screen, scratched his head, turned around and hurried downstairs to eat— —Before this, Burr had called twice.

A boy of seventeen or eighteen years old has a soft face, his blue eyes are from his father, and his flaxen brown hair may be shared by both parents. All come, with a hint of proud elegance and aristocratic atmosphere.

At this time, Yalar was going downstairs quietly, tiptoed to look into the dining room, and was not surprised to find that his father, Joshua Morakot, who was already sitting at the dining table, had a sullen face, and his face was really not good-looking .

Oops.Aral stuck out his tongue secretly.

Joshua’s homosexual is from Mo Island in China. When Yalar was a middle school student five years ago, he had a dramatic “love-hate entanglement” with Joshua for more than a year. After each suffered enough, The two finally formalized their relationship and officially started living together.

At this moment, Mo Dao was sitting beside Joshua, winking at Yalar.Yalar winked at "stepmother" Mo Dao calmly, then obediently dragged out the stool and sat down.

Before he could sit still, a low and angry voice came from above his head: "Yaral, I think it's been too long since you copied the house rules."

Yalar shrank his neck, not daring to say anything.

"If you have time to play computer games, why not go to the gun room with Burr to improve your shooting ability."

"Cough," Mo Dao cleared his throat, and said dryly, "Can you stop being so violent, everyone is responsible for protecting peace."

Joshua sneered: "Do you think the gossip news that 'the future heir of the Morakot family of the Sicilian mafia is interested in sewing and online games' is interesting?"

As soon as Mo Dao heard it, he knew that the man was about to talk about the topic again. He glanced at the child sitting across the table, and when he saw the aggrieved expression on the other side, his heart ached: "You are going to get angry on your own during menopause, why are you always taking the child's interest?" Talk about something?" After speaking, he moved the stool vigorously, symbolically moving away from the man.

Joshua frowned, vaguely showing anger.But seeing his lover's virtuous behavior that can also be called vigorous, and holding his forehead with a headache, he decided to forget it.So he just pursed his lips and said nothing.

"I will practice shooting well." After a long time, Aral snorted, thought for a while, and added, "Actually, I won't miss the target, right? Burr!"

Morakot family advisor Burr, who had been standing silently and obediently by the table, was also shot while lying down at the moment. When he heard his name, he was immediately dazzled by the young master's shining expectant eyes when he looked up. Under the gloomy gaze of the authentic BOSS Joshua, he nodded his head with difficulty, tears streaming down his face because of the dissatisfaction of the cannon fodder at this moment.

Joshua still snorted through his nose: "Also, drop your ridiculous sewing class." After a pause, he gave Burr a warning look, and said slowly, "Don't think that someone will help you in my place. Sign the course selection form, and you can hide everything."

"Father, the school's curriculum does not conflict with 'being an excellent family leader'." As soon as Joshua's words fell, Yalar immediately raised his head, frowned and looked into his father's eyes, and said seriously, "You Can't ask me to drop a class I like—”

"Bah—"

Joshua slammed his palm on the log dining table, and the loud sound interrupted Yalar's words.

Mo Dao silently watched the dish in front of him fly 2cm into the air with an innocent attitude, opened his mouth, and after thinking for a long time, he found that he couldn't get in his mouth—five years ago, he was a qualified citizen of the Chinese dynasty, and the method of cultivating the underworld , he knew nothing about it.Five years later, he was still a qualified citizen of the heavenly dynasty, and he still knew nothing about the methods of cultivating the underworld.

Although he really wanted to suppress the man's arrogance, he had no way to do it, so he could only watch the menopausal man get angry at the child with a speechless expression——

"If you can put those so-called attachments in—"

"Oh well! I will! I will wholeheartedly care about the development of the family, and work hard to connect all fighting skills to ensure that I can survive—"

After interrupting his father's words, Yalar stood up unbearably, and the chair made a harsh sound on the ground.

"Now I'm going back to my room to reflect. Maybe I'll make another copy of the family rules. I know, the whole copy, word for word."

After putting down the words, without looking back again, Yalar rushed upstairs angrily, went back to the room, and slammed the door.

"..." Mo Dao turned his face away, saw that Joshua's face was so dark that ink could rub off on it, sighed, and stroked his back, "Don't be like this, the child is in puberty, and his rebellious thoughts are heavy..."

"..."

Mo Dao grumbled: "Menopause meets puberty, this is really a family scandal." After saying that, he took a serious look at Burr, and said to himself, "You really shouldn't make it public..."

Burr: "..."

After Aral left the dining table bravely like King Kong, and before he sat back on the computer in the room, he regretted it.

Because he suddenly realized that his father, Joshua Morakot, the leader of the Morakot Mafia family, was a Godzilla.

……

In theory, King Kong can't beat Godzilla, because Godzilla has teeth, and King Kong... will only slap his chest on the top of a skyscraper and hit a handjob.

So Yalar really slapped his chest - he uttered wild words, the book called "Morakot Family Rules" is actually really thick =口=.

…Gripping the mouse weakly, Yalar began to consider whether to leave the safe zone, and take the group of TT family children for another two laps to rest the fire——

With a random glance to the side, Yalar dismissed the idea.

Because he saw max.

……

Really max! ! !

In the safety zone, next to the female warrior MARY in a sexy thigh-baring outfit holding "Purgatory", a male Taoist priest in a white Taoist robe and holding a "Dragon Sword" stood quietly, a beast that can only be summoned by Taoist priests at level 35. , at the moment is lying quietly beside the master.

checking data.

max.

Guild: RX

Position: President

Title: (Sabac) [RX] Guild President

Owning City: Sabac

Yalar's chicken blood boiled, and Yu Zu was swept away.

What TT family, what Godzilla and King Kong~!Compared with MAX, it is just a blue cloud in the sky! ! !

SHIFT+Left button, "Purgatory" made a heavy metal sound of "Woohoo-" and slashed MAX, and Yalar turned the character to face MAX.

【Current】mary: Are you there?

……

[Current] mary: Join the club, join the club! ^O^ Are you there?

……

[Current] mary: Don't pretend, I know you're here! =_=

call out--

A burst of white light appeared beside Max, and in the next second, only MARY was left, facing the air stupidly.

... Yalar was silent for three seconds, his fan-like thick eyelashes drooped slightly, and he buried his head in typing.

TO【Private Chat】max: 嘤嘤咱咩~~max~~ I want to join the club~~~~ Why do you always ignore me? !

... (within a gang)

[Gang] A: Hey hahahahahaha, just now I saw the combination of supermary and supermax again.

[Gang] B: Joining the club again?

[Gang] A: Bahahahaha, this time Mary only said three words, and Max flew away.

[Guild] C: I have to say something to be fair == In fact, Max is really tall.

[Gang] A: Yo, Boss C, do you feel sorry for Mary?I can't see that you have such a heavy taste... But my brother still supports you, why don't you go and hook up with Mary to come to our guild?

[Gang] B: No, no, no, no, no.

[Gang] C: Don't +1.Have you seen that AK47 (the president of the guild that mary belongs to)?

[Gang] A: That, I know. B, Boss C, you...

[Gang] C: Yesterday I was leveling in Pig 7, and I saw AK47 come to apologize to the boss of a certain family in the team, it seems that it was because of MARY.Then, I met him again on the third floor of the Zuma Temple, and then I saw him again in the wormhole coffin...

【Gang】A: =口=

[Gang] B: Got it? Classmate A, the supermary is terrible (smile)

[Gang] A: ...

[Gang] C: If you want to accept Mary, A, you will be the boss. (Smile)

[Gang] A: You won, don't get +2, forgive my innocence. (calm)

……

(Rome, Italy, western suburbs)

FORM [Private Chat] mary: 嘤咕咱咩~~max~~ I want to join the club~~~~ Why do you always ignore me? !

He stood up and wanted to blow his hair down, but just as his butt was halfway away, he suddenly sat back, squinted his eyes, and moved closer to the screen.

……

Mamen stared at the screen with an expression on her face, then frowned, rolled the wheel, and crossed out the eye-catching blue text of private chat.

He stood up, walked out of the room, and kicked open the door of the next room.

Picking up the collar of the tall man sitting next to the computer in the room, the man kept being lifted without panic, and smiled brightly, showing his big white teeth: "What's the matter, dear brother."

"..." Dazzled by the mentally retarded smile that lacked IQ, Mammon paused, let go of Edward, and wiped his hands behind him without a trace.Then he said calmly, "Edward, just now when I was taking a shower, I asked you to put the phone back in the safe area, did you do it on purpose?"

With a gloomy face in his words, he glanced at his elder brother's mage named Milk wearing a dharma body suit on the screen from the corner of his eye.

Edward spread his hands: "You child is so uncute, what do you mean I did it on purpose, are you dead? Did you explode your equipment? Didn't I stop in the safe zone?"

Mammon's brows were furrowed even tighter, her thin lips were pursed, and it took a long time for her to squeeze out from the corner of her mouth: "Mary is next to you." There was an undisguised trace of irony and disgust in her tone.

"Pfft——" Edward covered his mouth, waved his paws, blushed from holding back, and finally said seriously: "I thought I stopped next to my number... You see, they all start with M, and then Four letters, samurai clothes are relatively red, you see, my Fashen suit is also very popular..."

……

Such a smooth string of excuses, as soon as they heard it, they were made up and waiting for him.

Mamen frowned, and looked at the screen again, the milk people had already arrived at Pig 7, and there were more monsters around, Edward followed his gaze to look over, was stunned for a moment, and threw himself in front of the computer with a ghostly yell, and pressed wildly on the keyboard , take medicine, put on the magic shield, cast the group attack spell "Ice Roar" of level 35 mages, and all of a sudden fingers fly.

"..."

Amidst Edward's screams, Mammon pulled out his power plug without hesitation, and slammed the door away.